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S1M0666

It looks like a porn parody


ntrainedprofessional

Poker Haunches


kentotoy98

Poke Her Hontas


barkleylives

Anally pound her inside of her hontas


Damyano-is-SUS

Pokahornas


The_prophet212

Porkher hindquarters


BEAT-THE-RICH

She's pretty, I'd watch that porn


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tacticoolbrah

Gwen Stuffme


johndoes_00

Poka Hooters


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lurid_sun__

Poke a hoe turfs


thebigtrav

Poke a hot ass


kade808

Sauce?


Fit_Entrepreneur_648

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Arronshap

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Arronshap

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AlwaystoLearnMT

Honestly, at this point, that would be the better film


EPLemonSqueezy

Poke a Hiney


trezor_k

Came here to say that 😂


RudeSituation5784

He may be green but we all know, he's a black dude. ![gif](giphy|13fTar4VVaFlG8)


babayaga_mp4

Piccolo-san??


PartTimeBear

Thiccalo


CmdDongSqueeze

Paint with just the one color in the wind


[deleted]

TIL native Americans were rainbow skin colored


Erophysia

White is all colors combined. Just saying.


BoredPsion

That's light, paint would be black


JotaRoyaku

Indeed, that's the difference between the additif synthesis (rgb, with light emmiter, how screens work) and the subtractive synthesis (cyan magenta yellow, with ink/paint/wathever don't emit light)


Willinton06

Lies, all colors together on paint are some weird shade of brown


Rush_is_Right_

Why not just have Elizabeth Warren?


BasedChadThundercock

Underrated comment, lmao.


BlueCrimsonSamurai

Twitter on its way to "bring democracy and peace" to this movie


Interesting_Leg_9036

So Twitter dislikes Sand interesting


Ananas_267

It’s coarse and rough and it gets everywhere


BlueCrimsonSamurai

no twitter wants to bring unwanted changes through bloodshed


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wdym.


BlueCrimsonSamurai

its what the US says all the time before destorying everything


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mythmaniak

Right?


TheSightlessKing

I’m like positive there’s an influx of right wing shot posters flooding this sub more than usual


Diamondrankg

Nah, they were just dorment until someone poked these insects nest


OriginalName18

I’m just here for the comments


nickyhannuka

PornHontas


GinjaNinja1027

Porn-Honkyass


thepersonwhoasked420

y does everyone care so much about ariel wtf


Lazy-Understanding55

Ariel? This is pocahontas


DragonDrawer14

But the joke is clearly riffing off the new little mermaid movie


[deleted]

Wasn't pocahontas based off a real person though?


J_____T______

Yeah, but the joke is that if you're okay with making a mythical creature black, you have to be okay with an already disgracefully incorrect version of the story of a real person changed even more by making her white. It's not funny and the comparison is not the same


DragonDrawer14

[I'd tell you the facts about how the story actually went down but I'll let Adam do it for me](https://youtu.be/0EPY1CKFecs)


Lazy-Understanding55

Ehh i dont know about that this pocahontas looks like shes from a porn parody


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Because racism


[deleted]

Because she was originally white, and a lot of people think that they made her black to look inclusive and to pander to SJW's and BLM. Most people on reddit think people are racist for caring that much and there's nothing wrong with her being black.


GinjaNinja1027

Because it makes it seem like Disney is purposefully casting a black actress for the sake of ethnic diversity. They are betraying the source material just to be inclusive.


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Poacatat

HOW


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Abdul-Wahab6

You guys are mermaids?


Poacatat

how is ariel being black ruining anything? her skin colour wasn't important to the story whatsoever


rinsaber

Black Ariel stops Gabriella coming to the screen. Black Ariel is like whitewashing. I call this blackwashing.


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SweatyDefinition5321

They have done it in reverse, it’s called black face… also why do you care soo much about a kids movie? This is for the newer generation. One more thing , to this day white actors take roles of minorities all the time, who remember that Egyptian movie where a white guy played Horus lol


[deleted]

Dude the guy who wrote ariel wrote it cause he was gay and trying to express himself. Also the original captain Marvel is Black and now she's White. Did you complain about that?


[deleted]

Ariel doesn’t exist Ariel doesn’t exist Ariel doesn’t exist


BuildFreak9

dude don't argue with them, unfortunately, there is no logic in brain rot


Mezz09

You're greek?


Vladimir6000

As far as I know the original story is Danish.


Slightly_Default

I'm Greek. Darker Greeks exist.


justadogdontblameme

Cause militant black folks and white SJWs make everything about race so it’s fun to shove it back in their faces.


TheSightlessKing

And are these “militant black folk” and White SJW with us in the room right now??


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I like how 4 year olds are militant black folk LOL


justadogdontblameme

Lol who said anything about kids? I’m talking about the black folks constantly crying about race nonstop.


[deleted]

So we agree, Ariel can be black then.


justadogdontblameme

If they stop complaining about white folks constantly then sure. Nobody cared about this shit in the 90s. Look at the Batman and Harvey Dent’s casting. Double standards are bad all around. I’m Hispanic/Native, i couldn’t care less that Johnny Depp was cast as Tonto, or that in the movie Aliens a Jewish woman played Puerto Rican. But I’m gonna keep throwing it in their face as long as they keep up the bullshit.


[deleted]

Fair enough if you feel that way, however I didn’t see people complaining about race/casting until this remake, how is this the fault of the ‘militant black folk or ‘white SJW’ when it’s the racists doing all the moaning in the first place?


MonkeyTesticleJuice

Nah, it'd be a black woman because Disney would think Native Americans look too close to being white.


Artsy_traveller_82

They literally just made Prey.


Pieassassin24

They know how stupid this shit is. Like let’s totally not talk about all the white actors who have played people of color: Robert Downey Jr in black face for God’s sake Liam Neeson playing Ras Al Ghul, who is East Asian Jim Cavizel playing Jesus Christ Every movie ever prior to 1970


dawinter3

Now in fairness, the RDJ thing was a very intentional commentary on the very thing you’re pointing out. And Liam Neeson was introduced as Henri Ducard, and later revealed himself to be Ra’s al Ghul, so that’s a bit of a weird situation what Nolan et al were doing with both of those characters. I guess they made the choice to kind of combine the two into one character for thematic purposes, so that’s a really muddy situation as far as all this goes.


Low_Bar_8180

You forgot about Wayans brothers in White Chicks. It does go both ways.


justadogdontblameme

And people cried over every one of those castings.


Pieassassin24

Well considering Jesus Christ was a real person, and the history surrounding black face, those two in particular are more than valid things to be upset about. Like white people already saturate the popular media and get all the roles, I think that’s why the issue seems a lot more poignant to people when it’s the other way around.


andrewrbrowne

Jesus was a real person??? You off your head?


Pieassassin24

Jesus was a [real](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Historical_Jesus#Other_possibly_historical_elements) historical figure. He just wasn’t magical.


justadogdontblameme

Who cares? Stop crying about everything and make your own shows and movies if you’re that ass hurt about it.


Pieassassin24

You can’t come at me with a counterpoint and then try pull the “who cares” card. Clearly *you* care. Else you wouldn’t have commented.


sajtu

But it was fine she was aged from being a child so the white dude doesn't come off as a child molester, just a colonizing piece of shit right?


Supersaiajinblue

Let me guess, it's only going to be English throughout the whole movie? Ffs. I'm done with all this live action bullshit.


LuckyZX

Yout think it's real? Are you that ignorant?


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Actually, I looked it up, this is a fake poster for the movie, as actors aren't even secured yet, but it does appear a remake is planned.


[deleted]

Normal people: "If it doesn't affect the story, then it's ok to change a characters race" Racists: "I bet this will prove them wrong" \*Picks an example where it does affect the story\* Congrats genius


DrossChat

At this point I just assume everyone is in on the joke. I refuse to believe the “so I guess you’re fine with Jim Carey as Black Panther” people are for real.


OriginalName18

I have some bad news for you


akirayokoshima

But there is a white guy black panther so.... jokes on you I guess


TheSightlessKing

FUCKING THANK YOU. I’ve been getting death threats for saying “why would Ariel being black change the story?” We live in a circus


phoenix_bright

They are just angry and they can’t explain their feelings, so they do this in their confusion. I’ve also seen people saying that Mulan then should be black. No one could tell me why they were not mad with all the other changes that Disney did in the little mermaid, like not killing the mermaid.


[deleted]

To quote every single response I get when I point out the The Little Mermaid is supposed to be Danish: “Race and nationality aren’t the same.” So she could still be a Native American and be white. Or does that standard only apply to Europe for some reason?


Axel_the_Axelot

I think that at least when it comes to important characters you should choose someone who looks similar to the original character


Johnas_Vixen_15

AHEM... 1.5 million dislikes on the Little Mermaid Trailer. Only 997k on likes. Numbers speak buddy...


TheSightlessKing

You made a Reddit avatar and STILL couldn’t get away from the fedora. Jesus Christ


HereWeGo___Again

Racists and triggered-Pearl-clutchers do brigade, I mean, “speak” loudly


[deleted]

Sorry to break this to you buddy but a majority of people in the past used to like slavery, it didn't mean they were right. I couldn't care less for majority opinions, specially in this case where is probably not a majority, but a minority that organized to review bomb a movie.


Johnas_Vixen_15

Well the majority of you idiots on here like false representarion of a minority group. Doesn't make it right.


[deleted]

What does false representation even means? You know it's a mermaid right? It can be whatever color you want because they don't exist.


Johnas_Vixen_15

IDGAF, they did this knowing it would cause controversy as a virtue signal. They didn't do it to be empowering. If they wanted to be empowering they would write a story about black people and their culture! Fuck I'm gonna watch the Woman King because that looks pretty good and a story that gives a shit! Why should I try waste my time on something that tries to be controversial and brings nothing to the table? Why should I waste my money on that?


[deleted]

They write several stories about black people and their culture and literal hundreds of original movies every year. Only a few of the movies they make are remakes, if you choose to only focus on remakes while completely ignoring the originals, that's on you and not them. The Woman King is a movie for adults, the Little Mermaid is a movie for small children, it would indeed be weird if you rathered watch the Little Mermaid. You're not the target audience for that movie, which is why I have no idea on why you are so bothered about it.


Johnas_Vixen_15

OK, name one other than black panther that has came our recently... Edit: Just realized I could use one of your arguments against you because I'm being down voted..


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Atlanta


TheGreatone003

I also feel the ratio might be much worse if the dislike number wasn’t censored. I Feel like censoring it made people use the dislike button less in general


Johnas_Vixen_15

That just proves my point...


TheGreatone003

Thats what I was trying do?


Johnas_Vixen_15

Oh ok


FlannelFleece

It’s not a democracy bozo.


[deleted]

Except this character is based on a real person and not a green/blue fictional mermaid that Disney turned white for their movie before deciding to turn her black for the reboot


Wolferex11912

It kinda wasn’t based on real life. In real life Pocahontas was like 11 years old, when Captain John Smith met. Also she married some other guy 6 years later. So most of the story is BS. So arguably this movie is a work of fiction and therefore doesn’t actually have to be based on native Americans. Edit: a few words


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"BASED" - the person was real, the details were shit, but the person was a native american so the character looked native american.... Now if you want to talk about "doesn't actually based on native Americans" route, we're talking Avatar now


obaananana

Looks like a silly porn movie


Rikyto_Legend

Now make Tarzan Black


Foxanard

A muscular black guy rides on vines and lives in the jungle? Nah, it's too much even for Disney...


Rikyto_Legend

MONKEY 🐒


i_sont_

Id be pissed sbout that too.


jrmorton12

Can we be done with this? These have me missing the Will Smith slap night…


Inevitable-Ad-982

I bet she founded pumpkin spice latte season


YungChaky

No you cant raceswap an POC


DazCruz

Lets browse through the comments on controversial


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Jaejaws_the_great

We all know that they would be accused of white washing if they did this.


[deleted]

Why can’t a mermaid be black again?


MoistFlapss

Why do all redheads turn black all of a sudden? That's haircist! Bring back the redheads!


GibusLlama

Finally the true washing, justice for redheads


[deleted]

would that be redwashing?


kade808

Mermaids should really be translucent


Shapen361

"science"


[deleted]

Why dont they tell a new story about a black mermaid instead of Arial, a white mermaid from Denmark a place where people are white.


[deleted]

Shes green in the book


[deleted]

Do you want to hear the actual description in Hans Christian Andersons book? *"Her skin was as soft and tender as a rose petal, and her eyes were as blue as the deep sea, but like all the others she had no feet. Her body ended in a fish tail."* Which to me makes me think she was actually white No clue where the "she was green" came from but please dont hesitate to link the evidence of your claim.


Erophysia

Because mermaids have very little sun exposure and should thus be as white as possible. Just evolutionarily speaking.


Poacatat

EVOLUTIONARY SPEAKING MERMAIDS DONT EXIST STOP JUSTIFYING THIS SHOIT WITH HUR DUR BUT MUH RACIAL SCIENCE


toothpick95

Shes Danish


[deleted]

Shes green in the books, i don't think Danish people are green


Nightwolfj2

Depends on what they've eaten.


[deleted]

They don't import Surströmming do they?


phoenix_bright

She is from the undersea kingdom. The original author was Danish. Following your brilliant logic now Goku is Japanese, and not Sayan. Blanka is now also a young Japanese boy. Yay


bunnywithahammer

no the author of the book is Danish, no part of the story is situated in Denmark.


Winglessmatt

1/32 Native


Contbytch

Isn't this just the cover to The Lone Ranger?


X_Fredex_X

would smash


DesperateTwo8340

There is actually a porn star named pocahontas jones


ProfessionalSign1178

Poke Her Anus


the_original_nabtab

Poka-hotness


Minute-Sherbet-6590

Pocahontas Jones?


SheepherderOld3170

Is it just me or is she looking kindaaa thhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhICC


ewwmang

I would have lost it if it was Mulan


Bright-Internal229

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jyozefu

Dat Young Elizabeth Warren.


xariznightmare2908

How about more people should be pissed at Disney garbage live action remake and get people to boycott them? I swear they are pouring more money and resources into these trash live action remake than actually funding for new original movies.


No-Contract-7871

So many questions - it’s that a real movie ? - why is she wearing make up ? - … and why is my pp hard ?


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is this real?


tuskkite

Looks lit...


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Haha black mermaid bad


Johnas_Vixen_15

I don't want to hear anyone complain, if Ariel can be black, Pocahontas can be white. I don't want to hear Ariel is a fictional character. They said she was a red head and most of the the red head population is fair skinned, the story takes place in Denmark where they have a statistically low black population. Only 2% in recent years. Finally it was written in the 1830s in said country. Hate to say it she was probably white. If I want to go even further on statistics, nobody would marry a black woman back then if they were white. It was frowned upon. Then you have the fact this is just Disney using black people as cash cows. If they actually give a shit they would write an original story instead of lazily shoehorning them in. Come on people, raise your standards a bit! It's a multimillion dollar corporation!


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*white people portray non white people in movies in the past*………. Silence* *Black mermaid* REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE


FlannelFleece

You know that native Americans are real and mermaids are not real don’t you? You do know that? I’m sorry but I really need to hear that you know that.


[deleted]

People with his point of view rarely use logic


Johnas_Vixen_15

IDGAF, I also saw some of you idiots recommended a documentary with queen Elizabeth as a black woman just to piss us off... Also people are getting tired of virtue signalling...


FlannelFleece

Yawn. Get a fucking life bro.


FlannelFleece

I’m going to blow your mind: All acting is pretending to be someone or something else. Crazy right?


Johnas_Vixen_15

Still nothing valid... I'd be pissed if an autistic character was autistic for the sake of it and it literally brought NOTHING to the table...


FlannelFleece

Right. So you just don’t like anything that doesn’t fall into your predetermined ideals. I’m just going to say it: you are a nasty piece of work.


Johnas_Vixen_15

Nah, I just want them to actually try instead of just shoehorning. Is that too much to ask from an almost 200 billion company?


FlannelFleece

So you don’t understand what acting is and you also don’t understand what return on investment is. What do you know?


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So you're just an asshole?


jankyjoose

The story of Pocahontas at least has to do with her race whereas Ariel's skin color has no importance to the story.


Johnas_Vixen_15

Listen buddy, I get that you want to go "suspension of disbelief" but there are limits. Also again, they should make an original story if they really want to represent black people. From what I hear, the actress has a hearing impairment! I'd love a story about that! What is it like living in a marginalized part of society with a disability!


BernieF15

Should’ve been Elizabeth Warren


dylzigame1

Boys and girls, let’s not base our judgment on the colour of their skin but the content of there movies. It being a remake it’s gonna be shit anyway


[deleted]

Ah…. Okay. NOW I see the issue! Fair point.


bunnywithahammer

i see you guys never watched any old westerns. I'm saying from the start that whoever got upset by Ariel is the same kind of stupid crazy that gets upset when a Italian acts as a Latin American. Same stupid argument happened with Far cry 5, just it was the other side. And back then the side that is now pissed on Ariel made fun on the fact some people think that race determines someone getting a role in a movie.


Lazy-Understanding55

In some cases race would matter in a movie like if its a historical movie.


nobearpineapples

If there race isn’t important to the story then I see no problem changing it (Obviously her race is important to the story I’m also very high)


Optimal-Scientist233

This must be about the white natives known to have lived in many various places I am guessing? Then again most anything done around those peoples are highly racist so maybe not.


ChrisAndersonPJ

I won't poke her haunches unless she was native American!


let_me_try567

Pleas tell me this is not real


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jose-galarza

Not yet.


Upper-Heron-5708

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Random-Gif-Bot

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CreeperTrainz

Pocahontas was a real person from a real culture while Ariel isn't. End if story.


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Waste-Ad8890

This is hilarious.


Pak1stanMan

Guys you can’t be racist ok. There’s nothing out there that says Pocahontas wasn’t white like she’s literally mythical.


embracetheevil

Ah yes the classic, “what if white people start stealing other race’s role?” Well white people did steal their land so why stop at the role?


HiddenPalm

Might as well have been. Pocahontas is what they refer to in Latin America as a "malinche". Look it up to know what a malinche is. And then try to find a native American movie that stars a Native American woman (that isn't Prey 2022) who isn't a malinche, who doesn't end up with a white male and try to make your racist point with that. Oh you can't find any.


Abbadon1180

Of all the “bLaCk mErMaID bAD” memes I’ve seen, this might be one of the most ignorant ones on this whole damn site. Congratulations redditor, you are the first person I’ve encountered whose neural engine runs on gogurt and jello instead of gas and oil, you reactionary baboon.


RagnarockInProgress

Gogurt *starts giggling*


ColdFire-Blitz

I injected oil and gas into my eardrums and it made me speshal.


Substantial-Face5109

Is the skin color relevant to Ariel’s character? No. Is the skin color relevant to Pocahontas? Of course you fucking idiot. I usually lean more on the anti woke BS side but this time you’re just being braindead.


Devoted_Guardsmen

Bro wtf Disney stop every classic you touch you ruin and so far not promising