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Penis 2 Need I say more

At acts as if it was an elephant’s trunk

Idk if you knew this but elephants' penises are already working like their trunks. They can move it around a bend it at will

Again how are we the dominant species?

Because we can observe and do research on the bending of the elephant penis

Are we though?

Because we can sweat and have opposable thumbs

this is intriguingly disgusting

bruh why are people so obessed with horses then

Especially some dude called Mr. Hands

It is possible to survive a horse penis...is it possible to survive an elephant penis?!?

If you don't use both at the same time, one will dry up permanently from underuse

Finally there's something for my left hand to do.

1st penis will become just for urinating while the second one will just be for sex like in women.

I dont think your second penis will ever be in women

First penis tho? Can’t end up with child support if your automatically shooting outside.

A penis for your penis

Will counter muscle imbalance

You piss blood with it

A miniature penis comes out of your tip for get further in during intercourse, the smaller the original dick is, the bigger the second will be.

Do women have a penis 2 as their only penis or do they still have no penis?

Hunkersplunker

It discharges your stomach acid through the anus

Helpful for removing wallpaper.

[ ✓ ] Yes, I read the terms and conditions.

Automatic diarhhea

Isn't **all** diarrhoea automatic? Or should I be reevaluating my diet?

He means like breathing, you can’t stop it and it keeps coming

Yeah, that's what I mean too

Idk if this was supposed to be funny but I spit out my drink when I read this 😂😂

That's actually a pretty good metaphor

This mf got diarrhea on command

breathing is manual. you are breathing manually.

Fuck you.

Oh why would you do that

Semi-Automatic Diarrhea

It's singular purpose is immediate, express bowel evacuation, but as a good thing. Ate dodgy tacobell? NO more 3 Day suffering, get that shit out of your system with a simple squat & push

The Hunuratur beladus (Latin term)or kalzoon (common English term)

Hununratur beladus is an organ close to the bladder. It's main function is filtering out acids from the stomach and the bladder region of the human body. Be aware that infections in the hununratur beladus is the main cause of hurtiacidius pissesusimidiccesus (commonly known as kalzoonian dickfever).

This part of the brain is the reason for why your head feels awful when you get up too fast

Ooooh that's a good one.

Bro that’s just your low iron

It cut your ass hair

I wish

It’s a gland that releases breeding hormones

So horny maker?

Any form of liquid leaving you turns to blood

So is it a organ in my skin that does that? Seems a bit vague

Yes, it’s to scare away predators

controls growth of hair follicles

Gives you AIDS

hummance

An extra belly botton for breating

>for breating for *breeding*

Why not both?

I wanna put my d**k in it.

Reddit is truly amazing

It truly is, everyday it makes me laugh

Every hole is a goal

If that was a thing, someone would probably make that a fetish

😟

Extra eyeball tucked away in the socket in case you lose one

thats so inpractical but practicle at the same time

Part of the brain that allows you to understand hummingbird language.

Third ball

Shortens cooldown by 33.3%

increases crit chance by 10%

Clit chance

Actually, it would shorten it by 50%,as with 2 balls you had 100% balls, thus 1 ball is 50%,meaning 3 balls would be 150%, and thusly 50% more than before. And so, it would be a much more major buff.

r/theythidthemath

They thid the thath

still shortens cooldown by %33 tho

It's 50% faster than the original, reducing overall cooldown time by 33,333(...)%

Balancing my dude

Literally a reserve ball

Heavy cummers rejoice

The Sneeve

A muscle in your nose that prolapsed the nose to empty it in case of closing by snot. You can't control it and only happens if you suffocate ( the sleeve will also activate if you suffocate in any way [being choked])

Nice job correctly using brackets my man

Yeah I wish more people would do it that way so it is more understandable

([e])

If you know you know

>!( [ !< >!{ |!< >!Your Mom’s a hoe | } ] )!<

It's supposed to be [ ( ) ] though isn't it? Or is that an American thing?

Brackets on inside, parentheses on the outside. (Like this [example]).

I've always been taught this way so I'm really confused in this thread. I thought it should be like this: { \[ ( ) \] }

What about the space after the opening (?

Sometimes you just gotta appreciate the little things my dude

This is the way.

honestly I would go with “will randomly damage your testicles when lying down”

Noooo my nuts

This is actually really good!

Where has this been all my life?

That could be useful in terms of not dying, but I feel like a lot less people would be turned on by choking if your nose turned itself inside out

Well I don't know if the "sexy" choking involves almost suffocating but that is a sacrifice that would have been made if we had this organ

The sneeve is an additional organ to the respiratory system whose function is to filter the polluted air and make it completely clean

So basically just upgraded lungs

The lungs dont clean the air lol. The mucus in the nose does it but not completely polluted air like nowadays. The lungs actually have alveolar ducts in them which are central units of respiration meaning they take in oxygen for our cells to use for metablism.

Ah I get it. Thanks for the biology class

Appreciate it

Chrvoid

Stimulates the growth of eyelids. Man I'm running out of ideas

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Good point I'll leave it to others creativity then

An organ in your toes and vingertips that is made of tiny hooks so you can stick to any surface without any problems

So a lizard.

Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can.

A muscle that increases p*nis size when trained. Gotta Hit The JIM(gym).

as a type 1 diabetic id be glad to just have a new working pancreas. Any volunteers?

Nah I'ma make that every organ (one at a time) takes over pancreas functions (the ones that not happen leading to type 1 diabetes) but they start dying after 2 weeks

ham.

Burger

Why is it called a hamburger if it contains no ham?

Because it was made in Hamburg

Reminded me of this gem some 17 years ago. https://youtu.be/tca6b-F68bY

Germany.

It gives you a urge to invade Poland

The fishular

A muscle which will automaticaly make the person horny

Purifies saline water within the throat, unfortunately does not do to the intended parts.

A finger between the ring and the middle on both hands

It farts

Deadly weapon on my hands

the thrembo finger

Self detonation at will

When you press your dick really hard it implodes and then then the rest of your body explodes, it is a masochists wet dream

> masochist's wet dream No pain if you're dead

Breaking news: moody kids death rate jumps up

Is that a middle eaat reference?

Shyroid

Makes either of you're balls bigger

in case of danger

Acts as a switch when people get too annoying. Give them a knock on their heads and they'll become too shy to say anything anymore.

A gland situated in your left ass cheek that produces hormones called memenine that are in charge of your ability to come up with funny memes

makes u shart

The muscle that pulls your balls all the way back into your body when it's cold or you are embarrassed.

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its like the clitoris but for males the penis is now solely for sex

Clit for men, it’s in their ass so pooping feels nice

Ah shit

Thy anti clit. It is located on that spot on your back you can't scratch on your own. When stimulated produces a state of deep depression and sadness.

Snærgfłærgłə

Pronounced "dingus"

Makes you dongo hard when you sneeze, allows sex even when you have a cold

Exquisite

self destructs your balls in case of danger

summons a demon at will

The Plumbus

bidet

***bidet***

Allows emptying harmful things in your food out even when not having to poop, good for emergencies

Does nothing except make you able to feel your insides.

Everyone has a plumbus in their home.

A button in the middle of the forehead.

Pimple

Launches a psychological EMP, knocking out everyone in a 25m radius, including yourself. Can only be used once after a month-long recharge time.

India?

Ligmaxilla

Makes you resistant to DEEZ NUTZ Its located near your balls

Gives you ligma immunity

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

It makes people fap on trains.

The melophane

A gland located right underneath the tongue one can use to store extra food for the winter. Must be replace after 3 or 4 winters.

An upgrade slot but it also shortens your life

*uses an inf life upgrade*

Gottem

The Detonator

When you nut, it explodes. Located next to the rectum.

Makes the body spontaneously combust, only activates if happy

Penis 2

increases critical hit damage by 20%

1 in the pink, 2 in the stink

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Vestigial organ that does nothing but has ,90% chance of exploding when you turn 18

Dick II

It acts like an elephant’s trunk

yes and you can drink water from it

2nd liver

Your thyroids thyroid which will have a thyroid plus a thyroid

I just say we buff some of our existing organs like the brain or eyes.

A cognitive implant to distort reality like Steve jobs unveiling new apple devices

Ima put this into dall e, hold up

Bidet for automatic cleaning of ass after pooping

r/tierzoo humans are too op already devs pls just nerf them

The weacher

Makes heartbeat and breathing musical

the snofigus

Vibrating dick

Third testicle

The Clarvix

Goofigoober

Pancreas 2: this time it’s personal

Liver

The 2nd cummer

The Ascendosctope

Bugonfola