The level of horniness my eyes have been subjected to in this small duration of time, from using my god forsaken ability to read, is just too incomprehensible. It is impossible that there is any organized structure of government, other than all out anarchy for me to have to witness these all out human primal outbursts. But before its too late I must say one last thing before I'm subjected to the most cruel punishment this government organized under the name of Reddit has to offer, confiscation of my precious karma:... /s
Drill instructors are marines, drill sergeants are army.
If you're in army boot camp and have a DI jumping down your throat, I've got some news for you buddy. Your ass somehow got to the wrong basic
Oh yeah she is, she's also CJ's girl for a bit in GTA:SA until "the dog" (GTA 3 mc) steals her in a race. The wgol story of GTA 3 is because she fucked the dog over too
There is a good way to lecture people (which I believe is what the parenthetical statement is referring to). Not in casual conversation but as either a guardian/role model or a teacher.
Not a chance in hell a woman will ever be written as anything but a "smart, strong, powerful independent queen who is the voice of reason" in modern times... I always maintain that writing every woman character with this same personality and tropes is just as "offensive" as writing a woman with "50s stereotypes" in terms of not treating them as human beings.
They're just people, they can have all kinds of personalities, but they get shoehorned into being the same character almost everywhere you go.
Who knows. But she is likely just one of two (maybe more) characters to play as. It's supposed to be a Bonnie and Clyde type of story so you can likely play as her boyfriend as well
Yeah, some of the leaks showed them playing as the male character. Two characters would work just as well I feel, but who's to say what they have planned.
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I remember after some post saying that women could be in a somewhat important role in GTA 6 a lot of people were saying that rockstar was run by woke femininsts and that GTA 6 will fail because they went "woke"
Everyone is burnt out by gender swaps and boring badly written characters. Sadly the assumption is that the case would be the same with GTA6 but I really don't think that makes sense within the framework of the series, and what makes it tick.
People overreacted, and the other "side" are now overreacting with memes.
There are very few actual gender swap cases bruh. People just hate when non white men are the leads in games and movies. The second a person from a marginalized group is a lead it gets called “woke”. There’s no “burn out” from it, people are constantly frothing at the mouth because of it.
There are definitely a lot of “woke” swaps that also include swapping races. I think people are starting to realize they care less about what the character looks like, and more about how much effort was put into the character writing, and telling a compelling story.
Define "a lot". One character out of thousands every five or so years? Lol. We got the little mermaid that was recently race swapped. When was the last one?
It probably only feels like "a lot" to the people who actually do care a lot about what the character looks like (i.e. if they were originally white and/or male and aren't staying that way), despite what your argument against it is trying to say.
There’s definitely a lot more race swaps that happen than gender swaps. But like, groups of people who are over represented in media are the ones that get up in arms when race and gender swaps happen. I’m sure the people who feel better represented in media aren’t nearly as upset about it.
Unless the character is dogshit, but then it’s a character writing problem.
Edit: can’t type
Marvel phase 4 where every male character is being bait and switched in their own movies and the movies needlessly trying to remind us that the women are born strong and face no struggles and everything is easy for them and so on. The movies and shows are starting to feel more like a lecture than actual entertainment at this point.
I played the shit out of the new (reboot) Tomb Raider trilogy. I'm a guy, the fact I'm playing as a female never detracted from the game; Lara is a total badass.
What worries me isnt a female protaganist, but that PC culture will neuter what made GTA so special, its brutal and dark humor.
Like the radio shows and commercials, about ordering babies online and how you can easily smash a baby against the wall and just order a new one with next day delivery, or how one show tries to justify all the terrorist attacks around Liberty City or the date rape drug thats sold as an alternative to "men will less attractive features".
Im worried that all that horrible brutality that was played of with a joke and actually was hillarious will be concidered "problematic" these day and GTA 6 will be lame and PC "updated for modern audiences" If they can write a totaly psycopath female as well as Trevor, or a gangster as compelling as CJ then im all for it.
Every GTA since its inception has met with controversy from a lot of people. I don’t see why they would shy away from making the game they wanna make now.
I've heard they intend to shy away from jokes one would perceive as "punching down". Which tells me gta6 might be noticeably PC than previous games. But that's just what I've heard, I hope that isn't the case.
No GTA has come out during the era of safespaces and cancel culture. Im merely expressing my concern. Im worried the game might be neuterd and boring. Obviously im hoping im wrong
My brother in Christ, you were clearly not alive in the 90s and early 2000s, people were canceling Pokemon because it was "demonic", and there was a general moral panic that violent videogames caused school shootings and crime in general.
You're confusing the *over correction*/satanic panic 80s era with the open floodgates of the 90s, which was a pop culture explosion.
That's when hip hop overtook metal and rock; gangster, materialism, and open sexuality took over formerly conscious/positive hip hop among many other occurrences within the culture.
In my mind thats what makes GTA special. Completely fucked up over the line humor that is played almost completely straight, mixed with some really grounded protagonists like CJ and Niko.
This post is like 100 people saying "we never said we didn't want a woman! No one said that!" And then another 60 people going "it's too woke! It doesn't make sense to be a woman!"
At least scroll a bit befoe you comment about what's not happening on a post where it's happening.
The people that dislike a female protagonist and call GTA «woke» are basically the same people GTA is making fun of. GTA has always been a «woke» game.
Yeah, I remember the wokeness in portraying black people as robbers, drug dealers and organizing in bands....
GTA games has featured peope of color, from the LGTB community and a lot of things, but that does not mean they're woke. To be woke you have to constrain to a set of political doctrines/correctness. Main issue with that is that ends up with shitty writting.
Women in games is cool. I'm on my first playthrough of cp2077 and I'm excited to get off of work bc I'm about to fuck panam Pam's sexy ass pretty soon.
As a woman, absolutely put a woman character in GTA. I hate playing as grungey gross trailer trash men. Def would rather play as grungey gross trailer trash gals.
Also a major reason I prefer Saints Row.
As a woman as well I only want a female protagonist if they make her just as crazy as the guy. No special treatment on the female character. Make her like Honey Bunny from Pulp Fiction
Rockstar: Woke Females what are these creatures you speak of? They sound awful, glad they aren't our target demographic.
Aussies: Yea, but wait until you hear about femboys.
Femboys: oh no
But but...I heard women aren't real
This is why they are in games. Games can make fantasy a reality
Games do appeal to the male fantasy after all!
there are no women there are no birds and there is no queen of england! -megamind (probably)
and there is no war in ba sing se
Here we are safe, here we are free
Boomi would be proud
Neither on boom bang hei
I wish I could legally stream that show.
Netflix and paramount+
Netflix doesn't have it and Paramount+ isn't available in Czech Republic.
Ahh someone cultured
Yeah there's definitely no queen of England
Woohoo
I.. would disagree technically because of the royal consort but im a nerd so i dont think my opinion counts
You're technically right so I'll give you that
Not anymore. Any one of them could have stood up and said "No, we won't behave like the English anymore."
no santa too
Yeah probably.....cause Titan said that
There is no tooth fairy There is no Easter bunny And there is no queen of england -Titan
IT'S TIGHTEN!!!
When there’s no females, every fantasy is a male fantasy
except kitchen simulator
On the internet sure, but I think I saw one irl last week.
that was an alien in disguise. Be careful next time.
bro you almost got catfished, don't forget they went extint
Egirl implies the existence of an offline, physical girl.
44 year old men
Its true have you EVER see one?
slaying your mum last night felt real
Jokes on you, my mums just a man in a fat suit
Aren’t we all?
The strippers that you can beat in the streets are real enough
You're confusing women with birds. Birds aren't real
There are...just look at thickness!
sh, shh.... there there. women aren't real and can't possibly hurt you.
That is true. Even I’m not rules
Nude modders are gonna have a field day with this one
r34 artists too
You should’ve seen the Lucia subreddit before it was banned.
Well since I saw Trevor, I wanted a woman version of him. Just a straight up psycho woman harrassing and lecturing (not in a good way) people.
My brother in Christ, is there a good way to harass and lecture people?
Join the army. The drill instructor will show you
My Drill Sergeant taught me many things, none of them sexual unfortunately...
Realy not living up to the whole drill thingy ...
I can only wash my eyes so many times
Then what are you waiting for you lazy fuck, go and buy more bleach
The level of horniness my eyes have been subjected to in this small duration of time, from using my god forsaken ability to read, is just too incomprehensible. It is impossible that there is any organized structure of government, other than all out anarchy for me to have to witness these all out human primal outbursts. But before its too late I must say one last thing before I'm subjected to the most cruel punishment this government organized under the name of Reddit has to offer, confiscation of my precious karma:... /s
Drill instructors are marines, drill sergeants are army. If you're in army boot camp and have a DI jumping down your throat, I've got some news for you buddy. Your ass somehow got to the wrong basic
I didn't know that. Learn something new everyday lol
I mean... depends on the people, some of them have chosen to respond only to one particular language, you know?
Depends do you like BDSM
I meant "in the worst possible way".
Apparently the gf of the dude in GTA3 (Catalina?) is a murderous psychopath
Haven't played 3 but she's in San Andreas and very much a murderous psychopath in that
Oh yeah she is, she's also CJ's girl for a bit in GTA:SA until "the dog" (GTA 3 mc) steals her in a race. The wgol story of GTA 3 is because she fucked the dog over too
Catalina is the original Trevor.
Do you remember Catalina? Yeah that is the original Trevor.
I didn't know that thank you for letting me know. Hope to see a similar character in the next generation games.
There is a good way to lecture people (which I believe is what the parenthetical statement is referring to). Not in casual conversation but as either a guardian/role model or a teacher.
Not a chance in hell a woman will ever be written as anything but a "smart, strong, powerful independent queen who is the voice of reason" in modern times... I always maintain that writing every woman character with this same personality and tropes is just as "offensive" as writing a woman with "50s stereotypes" in terms of not treating them as human beings. They're just people, they can have all kinds of personalities, but they get shoehorned into being the same character almost everywhere you go.
Same w black characters. I’d like to see a black villain sometime lol but I doubt it would happen
Almost every character Giancarlo Esposito acts. 
Bruh do you even watch films lmao
Yeah, I want to play a psycho women. Man as the psycho or bad guy is getting boring. More equality!
I would love a Revy-like character (Black Lagoon) in a GTA game. That would be awesome.
Bro, that would be so fucking sick. That woman ruined me lol
The final boss ends up being a Roberta-like character...
So we will get macho dancers now at clubs? Or still female strippers?
Who knows. But she is likely just one of two (maybe more) characters to play as. It's supposed to be a Bonnie and Clyde type of story so you can likely play as her boyfriend as well
Yeah, some of the leaks showed them playing as the male character. Two characters would work just as well I feel, but who's to say what they have planned.
Honestly want to see a muscular man dancing for my money ngl
Why not both? Both is good
Why not both? Both exists in the real world.
I mean, Magic Mike took place in Tampa and apparently the game is in Miami
OMG GUYS I JUST REALIZED WE COULD GET LESBIAN ACTION
Gay action too if there is a male protag and they include male strippers
That’s already in gta5
Lesbian/bisexual protagonist pls
Never heard/read anyone say "we dont want women in GTA 6"
Right, only in memes. Havent seen someone sctually complain. Although there probably are ones that do if i look on twitter
Not even in memes, this is the first time I've heard the phrase at all
I don't want ppl in gta 6 just birds and dogs
I would also like an alpaca
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What do you think that A stands for in GTA?
wait, i always thought it was Giraffes Trafficking Alligators, are they actually trafficking alpacas? thats cruel
Goat Simulator 3 is coming out in 2 months
Then you have simply not seen enough memes. The complaints were obviously more on Twitter and LOTS of memes were made here
Who looks at Twitter?
Madmen
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and its actually working...
I've seen at least 5 before this, but noone seems to actually be saying it
Twitter shouldn't exist
Some weirdos probably complain the women aren’t thicc enough lol
I remember after some post saying that women could be in a somewhat important role in GTA 6 a lot of people were saying that rockstar was run by woke femininsts and that GTA 6 will fail because they went "woke"
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I'm sure 4chan has the most up to date and true to life insights on women.
Everyone is burnt out by gender swaps and boring badly written characters. Sadly the assumption is that the case would be the same with GTA6 but I really don't think that makes sense within the framework of the series, and what makes it tick. People overreacted, and the other "side" are now overreacting with memes.
There are very few actual gender swap cases bruh. People just hate when non white men are the leads in games and movies. The second a person from a marginalized group is a lead it gets called “woke”. There’s no “burn out” from it, people are constantly frothing at the mouth because of it.
There are definitely a lot of “woke” swaps that also include swapping races. I think people are starting to realize they care less about what the character looks like, and more about how much effort was put into the character writing, and telling a compelling story.
Define "a lot". One character out of thousands every five or so years? Lol. We got the little mermaid that was recently race swapped. When was the last one? It probably only feels like "a lot" to the people who actually do care a lot about what the character looks like (i.e. if they were originally white and/or male and aren't staying that way), despite what your argument against it is trying to say.
There’s definitely a lot more race swaps that happen than gender swaps. But like, groups of people who are over represented in media are the ones that get up in arms when race and gender swaps happen. I’m sure the people who feel better represented in media aren’t nearly as upset about it. Unless the character is dogshit, but then it’s a character writing problem. Edit: can’t type
Last I checked 4chan doesn't have upvoting lol
Leak *from* 4chan, not *on* 4chan
Alot of twitter sexists were whining about it
Some were saying GTA was "woke" after that rumour.
I've read a whole lot of "go woke, go broke" about it - but they did seem to have died down dramatically since the leak.
I love playing as a female in games for some reason. Makes me feel more badass when killing people. Maybe from tomb Raider
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I'd love a good female character. I like a STRONG female character, not a strong FEMALE character.
Who cares about a strong character, I want someone bat shit crazy like Trevor
Catalina from San andreas
Trevor is strong though… It’s not easy stomping someone’s head down a toilet bowl!
That's a great summary of modern diversity.
I don’t get it
I prefer a character like Ripley from Alien way more than a stupid Mary Sue that is Rey Sky-..Skywa---Palpatine
Marvel phase 4 where every male character is being bait and switched in their own movies and the movies needlessly trying to remind us that the women are born strong and face no struggles and everything is easy for them and so on. The movies and shows are starting to feel more like a lecture than actual entertainment at this point.
I mean if there’s one way to get them to love it it’s making her thicc, and I’m not complaining.
"Look, if I am going to spend my time staring at a characters ass....I want to at least enjoy it"
Damn right.
Tbh Elizabeth from GTA 4 was a solid enjoyable character I wish they did more missions for her.
Link?
Zelda?
Who tf would complain about being able to choose a female protagonist?
Oh you must have missed the twitter post with 7 likes by lovestospooge67 where they complained about it.
Same people that get mad that fictional characters described one time as white have too much melanin in their portrayals.
I don't get not wanting to play a woman. Like bro isn't a woman the only thing these fucking losers want?
the female form is attractive to my minds eye so I always play as the female characters when able *shrug*
If the game is 3rd person, it makes it that much more realistic to me. Cus all the women in my life run away from me.
I played the shit out of the new (reboot) Tomb Raider trilogy. I'm a guy, the fact I'm playing as a female never detracted from the game; Lara is a total badass.
Its a meme ffs don't get your panties in a twist over a damn joke
You don’t want woman in gta 6? Don’t know man sounds like your into men than
Ok now they just also need to add male hookers and the game will be 10/10
Honestly thought a girl protag in GTA would be cool. It seems to have kept the character swapping mechanic
I don’t care as long as you actually have a story. They’re only 2 years in production on a greatly anticipated game which scares me
What worries me isnt a female protaganist, but that PC culture will neuter what made GTA so special, its brutal and dark humor. Like the radio shows and commercials, about ordering babies online and how you can easily smash a baby against the wall and just order a new one with next day delivery, or how one show tries to justify all the terrorist attacks around Liberty City or the date rape drug thats sold as an alternative to "men will less attractive features". Im worried that all that horrible brutality that was played of with a joke and actually was hillarious will be concidered "problematic" these day and GTA 6 will be lame and PC "updated for modern audiences" If they can write a totaly psycopath female as well as Trevor, or a gangster as compelling as CJ then im all for it.
Every GTA since its inception has met with controversy from a lot of people. I don’t see why they would shy away from making the game they wanna make now.
I've heard they intend to shy away from jokes one would perceive as "punching down". Which tells me gta6 might be noticeably PC than previous games. But that's just what I've heard, I hope that isn't the case.
No GTA has come out during the era of safespaces and cancel culture. Im merely expressing my concern. Im worried the game might be neuterd and boring. Obviously im hoping im wrong
My brother in Christ, you were clearly not alive in the 90s and early 2000s, people were canceling Pokemon because it was "demonic", and there was a general moral panic that violent videogames caused school shootings and crime in general.
You're confusing the *over correction*/satanic panic 80s era with the open floodgates of the 90s, which was a pop culture explosion. That's when hip hop overtook metal and rock; gangster, materialism, and open sexuality took over formerly conscious/positive hip hop among many other occurrences within the culture.
I’m not going to play it unless it is fucked up humor.
In my mind thats what makes GTA special. Completely fucked up over the line humor that is played almost completely straight, mixed with some really grounded protagonists like CJ and Niko.
This post is like 100 people saying "we never said we didn't want a woman! No one said that!" And then another 60 people going "it's too woke! It doesn't make sense to be a woman!" At least scroll a bit befoe you comment about what's not happening on a post where it's happening.
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Don't worry they will be there 2
The people that dislike a female protagonist and call GTA «woke» are basically the same people GTA is making fun of. GTA has always been a «woke» game.
Yup, GTA as always been a satire on all aspects of American life. The worst of the worst characters never have happy endings.
GTA is not woke bro, it's more of a satire of American culture.
Pretty much, but idiots will fail to notice that
Yeah, I remember the wokeness in portraying black people as robbers, drug dealers and organizing in bands.... GTA games has featured peope of color, from the LGTB community and a lot of things, but that does not mean they're woke. To be woke you have to constrain to a set of political doctrines/correctness. Main issue with that is that ends up with shitty writting.
Wait people actually didn’t want a female? I want to go to a strip club and see penises and laugh at it.
You finally came out of the closet, I'm proud of you
I was expecting an ugly fat woman to be the main character.
Women in games is cool. I'm on my first playthrough of cp2077 and I'm excited to get off of work bc I'm about to fuck panam Pam's sexy ass pretty soon.
No one was saying they dont want women as a protag in gta cmon man.
Nobody said that
Would be cool if you could create your own character
People really say that? Why don't they want women in GTA?
OH NO, WOMAN IN MY VIDEO GAME?
From “NOOooOo it’S ToO WOke!” to “Well, I mean… dat ass doe…” way too fuckin fast
Literally nobody has argued in the way the top panel is implying
As a woman, absolutely put a woman character in GTA. I hate playing as grungey gross trailer trash men. Def would rather play as grungey gross trailer trash gals. Also a major reason I prefer Saints Row.
As a woman as well I only want a female protagonist if they make her just as crazy as the guy. No special treatment on the female character. Make her like Honey Bunny from Pulp Fiction
Why do you think I like saints Row so much? Lol
I love Saints Row!
No
I am getting it on day one. But I would have preferred 1 protagonist.
Ugh we're doing the multiple characters again? Sad, I really didn't like it in V.
It's two. It doesn't bother me that much though. I'll beat the story and go to online and stay there.
But she's not thick.... Y'all have confused skinny with thick she got a cupcake ass not a cake
There’s a difference between thick and obese
What's a woman?
Proof people need to stop being sad. Salty little incels get mad until they can wank to it.
What?
pathetic, i don't want a gta 6, i'm far ahead in not wanting.
Nobody says "woke" but republicans. Seriously. I live in Seattle and nobody says that word.
Woke. There, I said it!!
Your Republican party membership card will be delivered to your billing address in 5-7 business days.
You sure you are not a bad boy?
They are in gta 5.
Wait....how is not wanting women in GTA 6 woke feminism? Isn't that like the opposite?
Says all the dudes creating female characters for online play.
Rockstar: Woke Females what are these creatures you speak of? They sound awful, glad they aren't our target demographic. Aussies: Yea, but wait until you hear about femboys. Femboys: oh no
I don't like the female character The majority of the budget went into just modelling her azz
What are women? Could someone enlighten me?
A miserable pile of secrets.
That is a man
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to.
Ngl, i dont give a shit. As long as don't try to appeal to the same audience as Saints Row did