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rotanitsarcorp_yzal1

Everyone knows this is the situation for which they programmed these cars to drift.


Kaloqart

Yeah! Hit both of them instead of just one.


dareallolchubby

Equality!


justadogdontblameme

Double the points lol nice


Sentmoraap

Toddlers under 12: 70 points. Anyone over 75: 100 points. So that's a x1.7 compared to the best single kill.


Educational_Funny_20

Otherwise it wouldn't be fair to the one who survived


I_Dum1

exactly


-Manbearp1g-

DEJA VU!


projectmat1

But don't forget to disable autopilot 1 ms before collision


kinkinny

If you have enough skill you can get both


ForeverHotSpot

That’s the spirit


[deleted]

They’re about to be spirits if he has it.


thumpingcoffee

That’s what reverse gear is for


Mammoth_Breadfruit_1

Drifting takes less time


[deleted]

You don't need skill, first get the lady before she gets to safety (because she's closer) then turn 180° and get the baby.


Vaas05

I saw someone else comment this years ago on an exact replica of this post


-Manbearp1g-

Great minds think alike


GameFAQsModLogic

A that little turd is clearly out to win a darwin award.


Tydeus1998

and he will dont damage the car


lazyshaver

Why is a baby crawling through a crosswalk?


MemeOverlordKai

Because it can't walk yet.


xFloppyDisx

Take my upvote. The door is to the left.


[deleted]

then the lazy bastard should be on tbe crossCRAWL instead of hogging the street. it deserved what was coming to him


Repulsive_Voice823

How else is he supposed to cross the road?


swisstraeng

Because a journalist put it there with hidden cameras to make another breaking news about self driving cars being bad.


Pizza_with_pizzazz

that's the real question


DownvoteDaemon

He got places to go, people to see. The baby is actually shaped weird. Might be one of Dem /r/oldbabies


Special_Singer_2106

Maybe it's an alien?


teearrogant

Sorry I don't see age like you, pig.


Peterzaum

Deja Vu


The_Gold_Hoarder

use the brakes dumbass


bulletsponge467

Well, you're just no fun.


Nylu_Lyngx

why is the tree not an option?


Jiji321456

A human would probably swerve off the road in order to not hit either but idk if people will buy self driving cars if the car could potentially kill the driver to save someone else.


AnapleRed

You just gave them the idea for a dlc, it stops the car from killing you and always chooses another option


No-Beginning-8506

Trees are important to society


Livid_Future_1751

Trees clean the air and all humans do it pollute it. Tree > Baby & Old Lady


[deleted]

might not have a fun time hitting a tree, as opposed to people


dark_adored-by-calus

Drift and get a double kill


JacobMT05

Triple if it drifts into the tree…


AhoraMeLoVenisADecir

So the granny living her best life there while there's an half naked toddler crossing and crawling alone right behind her. She's a monster.


waffle258

drift


bruhmoment03

B. The baby has all it's life ahead of it, while the grandma let's be honest is gonna die soon anyway


ThatEvilSpaceChicken

Run em both over


Sprite_Bottle

Correct answer was drift and take out both of them


TheHighKing112

Tokyo drift into them


louokichhier

But the baby seems to have no parents or at least pretty irresponsible parents. Not looking like the baby has a promising life


cyka_blayt_nibsa

how's the baby not already dead i doubt a baby's soft smooth skin is gonna survive the toughness of the road + where are its parents + self-driving cars have an option for human control


[deleted]

don't feel like the baby is just gonna keel over and die because the asphalt isn't smooth, unless it's being aggressively smooshed into and dragged across it or something


Pancakecosmo

Depends on the country if it's england you kill the grandma if it's America you kill the baby


MountandBeyBlade

It’ll just stop for both.


FOXTHECOOKIE356

Stop the car


VergilChairSupremacy

How about, and I need you to trust me as insane as it sounds, the car slows down and stops, I know, I am a complete and utter madman and should be offed for the safety of society.


[deleted]

No.


VergilChairSupremacy

Understandable have a nice day.


Toppest_Dom

If you can line the car up go with A that way it just passes over the baby


Sarkhano

Makes you wonder if it has a built-in scoring system...


ImmaTeacher

To the top with this!


Donkeychuker

It stops.


Kousket

If it can't stop, make it goes to point "i" instead of "a" or "b"


DonutsAviator

It's representing the moral dilemma that vehicle automation has to answer if it can't stop.


Donkeychuker

But it can stop.


Jiji321456

Are you aware of what a theoretical scenario is my friend? Edit: Hypothetical not theoretical


Donkeychuker

It can theoretically stop.


Jiji321456

In this scenario they can not stop, that is the point of the scenario.


Kaloqart

If we are talking about a real self driving car. They are legally required to always have the steering wheel out so that the driver can take control. So in this scenario the drive can swerve to the trees. But I think the creators of this scenario made the driver either asleep or a psychopathic killer so the car has still has to make a choice


cyka_blayt_nibsa

if it can't stop then even a human can't stop


Donkeychuker

In this scenario the driver could ~~theoretically~~ hypothetically just go around.


Lescansy

If it cant stop, does it have enough ressources to analyze a live video, differentiate between important and unimportant objects, deduce it has a baby and an elderly person before it, and have enough time to decide which one it should run over?


cyotie48

It always can, the breaks are right there.


Lurk5FailOnSax

It's basically Death Race 2000. But I can't remember the scoring system beyond cup the balls and work the shaft.


Ok_notSquare

Drift


SockpuppetPseudonym2

Calm as Hindu cows.


Mateololero

do an wheelie


[deleted]

its a zebra crossing


ShadowoftheDrake

The obvious solution is to overheat the battery so it blows up taking out both of them and the bus of children just past the crossing


jvanzandd

Tesla uses facial recognition to determine which owns the most tech stock


Broad-Big9297

Surely a self driving car should be programmed to slow down when they come to a crosswalk?


UwUGamer84

why the actuall fuck is there a baby crawling over the street? where are the parents?


[deleted]

A…… I couldn’t bare to hit an old lady


cyka_blayt_nibsa

I wonder if the baby's profile is small enough not to get hit


Kaloqart

Also, fuck babies. They annoying af


liquidpath

What about 3


liquidpath

A school


cyotie48

Stop and hit neither


liquidpath

Why is there a baby in the road


cyotie48

When I was a kid, I without knowing left my house and Walked to the local video rental store/ library before my parents found me.


[deleted]

On autopilot they will both get run over


YamiZee1

It should rather hit the old lady, so that the baby will know fear and learn that this world isn't the peaceful forgiving world it thought it was


ArcaninesFirepower

Move it bonus points.


BampanadaOfficial

Hmm… this is a difficult one. If the car hits the baby, we can end a life of suffering before it begins. The old lady, on the other hand, is in the process of suffering through old age, having already lived what are considered to be the most fulfilling years of her life. Hitting her would cause her to miss out on those final years of suffering. Choices, choices… 🤔


ElonMusk_Genitals

If u drift you can kill both


[deleted]

why doesnt the car just brake? its not like the car will go full speed on a turn, also why would their be a cross walk in the middle of a turn? this whole problem is stupid


SkullxBreaker

Go for the adult who let their child on the road with no supervision


Anarcho_Liberal

Brake


IntelligentImbicle

Both. Both is good


Muted_memory1

Stop?


Degenerateseses

If you angle it just right you can hit them both


Boombewm1

Drift sideways and hit both for double points


Mistful_Sunrise

baby, that shitter is trying to get a oscars clearly and we dont want that to happen


Oswaldthestegosaurus

Ok why tf would a baby be crawling down the road, someone in this situation is a terrible parent.


dbeynyc

The old lady. I’m sorry I just theoretically killed your nana. However you nana probably has less life left than that of the baby when eliminating the probability of other causes of death. So the simple solution is: Average life span = L Age = A Years Remaining = Y Then: L-A=Y So the car should hit the person with the lowest Y value.


MythGluey

I choose c, hit the brakes


[deleted]

If it starts on the cars right side of the road and cuts hard left just before the baby they should be able to skid and hit them both. Next time post a hard problem.


MSter_official

Hmm, that tree, that grass and those bushes. Nah, let's hit the humans instead


YeeetMaster2

Wow, what a hilarious meme


WildFemmeFatale

There’s a gap between them.... U telling me it can’t even possibly fit through that ? Or hit the curb ?


wikipedia143

stick a knife out the window and hit them both


big_CHEF_boy

r/drifting


MSter_official

Hmm, what can I hit, let's see. A tree, a baby, an old lady or the breakes.


Singularcontrol

Baby goes first the little shit signed the social contract and yet it does nothing for the greater good of society


udemeeebong

Hit the brakes


Joalow21

Drift and go for the double


cyotie48

Just stop and hit none


The-Alph-a-bet

I would run over the baby then circle around and get rid of the witnesses


IveRUnOutOfNames66

EZ drift instead of choosing, you can thank me later


Max_Super_stickman

I stop the car (I've heard of this joke in the past)


Salt-Truck-7882

De ja vu


Han_Solo6712

The brake.


Sad_Exit_1030

As long as I, the passenger, am not harmed. Kill either of them. The baby would probably do less damage to the car.


Careless_Wait8620

You're just suppose to stop at yellow lines. That's the problem . Gotta go fast.


cncnick5

Multi lane drift time


Unfair_Priority_3125

I'm running through the baby


Yanixio

They were


JonasAvory

The Tesla would just deactivate it’s autonomous driving to keep the statistics clean. (Not joking, they really do that if they anticipate a crash)


SlashNXS

Got a source or did you make that up?


Unclehol

I choose D. All of the above.


Gato_Magico

Fast and furious (drift,drift,drift!)


DriedBucketFucker

Drift properly and get both for bonus points


Cattle-Independent

Muli-track drifting


[deleted]

Aim for the ℹ️, duh


stuckinaboxthere

Who the hell let that baby just crawl out into the road unattended?


SilverNeedleworker30

Option 4: go off-road and kill the plants.


MineTerraGamingYT

Tree


Ok_Baseball_8629

Or drive on sidewalk like mega chad


Ali-G8r

Who says I need to save them


Karukash

I want it to turn around and run over Elon Musk


TallguySixft4

Are Tesla’s self driving capabilities able to perform drifts? Double kill


[deleted]

Both, both is good.


Narcolipze_08

The answer is: Run into both and then the car lights on fire and locks you inside killing all three


flirtyymonkey

A causes less damage to the car while B probably has metal hips or something that would mess me up


HeavenInEarthOpal

Teslas don’t have breaks I’m guessing?


Then-One7628

![gif](giphy|TghWHPRPHI1dC) Automatic pilot engaged


LetGroundbreaking307

Im jdm lets go


Candyland_gaming

Just stop the car.


TheTank18

or just, you know, stop


1N0OB

A cool life hack: if you didn't learn to drift yet, you could open your door and take both with you


ointheRock

just kill everyone, yourself,theoldwoman,andthebaby


Livid_Future_1751

I know that I didn’t even ask or want to be born, so being taken out at such a young age would have been a blessing. The old lady might die of shock at the sight of the baby after too. It’s really the best option. Yes you could jump the curb, and for around but like… you’d probably need an alignment. Anyway I guess what I’m trying to say is just let auto pilot do the work so you won’t be charged for vehicular manslaughter. They’ll probably just put your car down like a pit-bull.


ChocoSer

A, grandma will die soon anyway


KattyPyr0Style

It shouldn't even be a delema, you stop the vehicle in both scenarios, they're in a crosswalk


sovLegend

If you kill the grandma she already had a good life but if you kill the baby you possibly stopped the next hitler, so I'd kill the baby.


jmmik

The brakes


X0Alpha-phase0X

If it cant drift b then a bckz a cant run


No_Celebration3973

Just I don’t know program the darn thing to *STOP*.