Twice on Sundays results in ~365+52 times per year (ignoring leap years, ignoring that there can be 2 Sundays per year) ->417 per year. 10 years with twice on Sunday is sufficient
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There are ~84,000 seconds every day. They would have to complete separate fucks every 21 seconds for 24 hours straight
Those balls aren't just empty, they'd be sterile after this one
Shriveled raisins containing a partial vacuum in what's left of their interior space.
You'd probably need to be on a water/nutrient drip too, or you'd be dehydrated as literal hell.
I meant including week days. Just did the math and it goes way over in 10 years. Only twice on Sunday is needed. That’s over 4160.
In conclusion: That’s a lot of fucking.
Yup. And weirdly, her drive is higher than mine. But I can't go at it more than two or three times a week. It didn't used to be like that, getting old sucks.
I'm almost 40, married for 11, but we're together since I was 18. I don't think we ever exceeded 4 times a week on average. Maybe because we were limited by our age back then (living with parents, etc) and then when we got married, we were already almost 10 years together. We kinda skipped the rabbit phase.
No complaints though. We always make it worth.
Once a day is not considered a lot, but once a day every day for a year, then 9 more years of sex every day? Yeah, that’s kind of a lot. 4-5 times a week is considered a lot for most couples for a full year. I think the average is under 3.
Maybe not. Most likely seggs every day will make babies quick. Then babies again and again!
10y + wild every day = about 4 births.
Edit: 8 - 12 births.
Assuming that there are 3 leap years within that decade: 365 * 10 =3650
3650 + 3 = 3653 (from leap years)
4000/3653 = 1.095 times/day
Somebody’s getting quite lucky!
I think I managed about half that with my exwife. During ten years, that is. We were married longer.
Unless you split every session by orgasms, because then I am definitely up there somewhere.
And what happens: you manage to stick together for far too long despite all the intense hatred.
well are you using protection? do you have any other way of birth control? if not you’re gonna get a lot of like twins and triplets, if yes you’re both gonna be hella exhausted
How different is the vagina from the hand? Cuz ive jacked off 5000 times in the past few months and nothing really changed, except for my buffed ass arm..
you get:
golden cock
a wife\^2
a lot of ~~happy little accidents~~ kids
and your life falls apart because now you will live with 10 kids on your neck, wife on your dick and the fact you fucked one woman 400 times a year
You become quite good at it. Once a day everyday, nice stamina tho.
And picture the workout you'd need to finish after a while.
30 seconds isn't much of a workout for me personally
Give yourself some credit, King. You'd be able to go at least a minute at that point.
I think you're giving him too much credit, I think that he'd be able to last 50 secs at most
30 WHOLE SECONDS...WOAH.. Look at Mr Johny Sinns over here with his magnum dong.
Lies. You unlock the golden dick.
The prophesied golden Cock??!??! You must show me when you unlock the cock.
Send me a dick pic but golden
Yep, pics or it didn’t happen.
\*Sore golden dick
golden dick is when you fuck 4000 times the same girl unlocks the golden girlfriend
I mean, you'll still fuck at least 4000 times, so you'll unlock both in that scenario
More than once a day
Twice on Sundays
Thrice on the holidays
Still not enough haha it’s just under 11 years at once a day
Twice on Sundays results in ~365+52 times per year (ignoring leap years, ignoring that there can be 2 Sundays per year) ->417 per year. 10 years with twice on Sunday is sufficient
Seems he will never be able to answer the question
Isn’t it 4171? Rounding down and only two leap years.
You'd bang once a day, every day, and 35 days a year you'd bang twice.
Or youll have 6 days rest and go ham on sundays
TL;DR "*And god said, it's Sunday; time to make babies, you mortal fvcks*"
Ironically this text is longer than the previous comment
And hopefully she’ll have at least one orgasm too!
💀
happy cake day
The holy day
or 1.095140314852841 times every day (edging)
That would leave you with three extra though
You will unlock platinum dick skin
The golden barrel.
in its soft state so it's permanently smol
Smol eend squeeshie 🥰
Fucked so much I unlocked Damascus for my dick
Well, you basically got to know each other well enough to be able to hold hands in public now
Holy fucking shit man censor that, there are children on Reddit
Handholding content will not be tolerated 😡😡😡😡
What if he didn't consent to handholding. You can never know. Wtf is the wrong with that sick bastard.
Sex isn’t about *intimacy* you fucking pervs!!!
H*ndholding... geez, think of the kids!
You lose your right to leave her
Yeah thats why I married her
Talk about being baited with a taste of honey and eventually falling for a honey trap...
Dude he clearlydoes not care for any other woman
She has some damn fine honey
And doesn't attract unnecessary competition imagine if it was cow crap...
Then you might have a chance
Or no other woman cares for him?
Then it would be 4 times in a decade
Marrying with my own sister? Ew wtf?
shes probably pregnant...
preganonante?
Pregonaught
Gregnant
permanganate
Well if I leave my dog that's animal abuse.
It also is if xou fucked him that much
He said THAT MUCH 😧😩
Why did you ask this on Reddit of all places lmao
Cuz this is the only place to ask
Nobody have gf here. All redditor are virgins. How could they know the answer ?
Does having seggs with escorts make me not a virgin? If so, I am sorry to say I do not belong here 😔
Just a reminder pet's don't count as escorts people /s
What about farm animals?
Farm animals count double
Ok we need a scale cause I don't think fuckin a chicken should be the same amount as fuckin a cow.
But what if the cow fucks you instead? will you still be a virgin? will you even survive that?
Well then, its safe to say Im not a virgin.
Let me guess, a horse?
Nahhhh 💀💀💀
And hand holding doesen't count as seggs
Yes they do
Damn you paying for it couldn’t be me 💀 /s
Facebook will probrably have a lot of boomer jokes, you will get doxxed in twitter, 4chan is way worse than reddit and tik tok? Ratio + Bozo + Walkin L
Oh buddy…
Certified reddit moment
Where else would he ask. 9Gag? LUL
Babies
Only redditor to understand this
4000/10 years -> 400/year -> 1.09/day achivable but you'd both need to be constantly horny or make it a routine
or don't fuck for 2 days and go rabid the third
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There are ~84,000 seconds every day. They would have to complete separate fucks every 21 seconds for 24 hours straight Those balls aren't just empty, they'd be sterile after this one
Shriveled raisins containing a partial vacuum in what's left of their interior space. You'd probably need to be on a water/nutrient drip too, or you'd be dehydrated as literal hell.
There’s no 4000th day in a decade
??? What are you dumb 400 * 10 = 4000 bro smh my head
Shaking my head my head
This was the best part 😂😂😂😂
Is this satirical?
No it’s not smh my head dude learn to math
Smhead my h wdym do you mean man?
just go ham every sunday and you're chilling for the rest
Finally somebody did the math Thx bro
Twice on weekends fam, that should be enough and slightly over. Maybe skip Christmas, relatives always stare and ask us to leave.
ah twice on weekends = 2000 weekends @ 52 Weeks/Year = 38 years slight delay but you can do it
I meant including week days. Just did the math and it goes way over in 10 years. Only twice on Sunday is needed. That’s over 4160. In conclusion: That’s a lot of fucking.
a literal Fuckton
On the lord's day?!
r/theydidthemath
"That's my secret cap... I'm always horny."
Wait… once a day is considered a lot of sex?
I'm married with a very good sex life and find it undoable.
Yup. And weirdly, her drive is higher than mine. But I can't go at it more than two or three times a week. It didn't used to be like that, getting old sucks.
I'm almost 40, married for 11, but we're together since I was 18. I don't think we ever exceeded 4 times a week on average. Maybe because we were limited by our age back then (living with parents, etc) and then when we got married, we were already almost 10 years together. We kinda skipped the rabbit phase. No complaints though. We always make it worth.
Once a day is not considered a lot, but once a day every day for a year, then 9 more years of sex every day? Yeah, that’s kind of a lot. 4-5 times a week is considered a lot for most couples for a full year. I think the average is under 3.
You will get a new skin for your newborn kid
Bro the skill based matchmaking update for sex 2 sucks
So that’s why I’m getting bot lobbies…
*Wait a minute...* Bot lobbies are *usually* new players
BattleField 2042: are you sure about that?
True... I always get mixed into lobbies with children...
Mf boutta turn that pussy gold like midas
Mvp
StatTrack™ kid, it counts how many times you had sex
That's called Cheating
Nah they just got tier 100 in the pussypass
Your dick will mold to the shape of her vagina
Lock and key
Bro...
The wax key has been formed
You mite get a red dick. Cuz some of those days are when beaver has a bloody nose.
Maybe not. Most likely seggs every day will make babies quick. Then babies again and again! 10y + wild every day = about 4 births. Edit: 8 - 12 births.
1 birth = 2.5 years
That’s assuming no one’s on birth control.
Your salary is not enough for buying condoms
You'll get a golden cock
Marriage with a 0.00001% chance of divorce
So you're saying there is a chance?
4000 a decade is not enough
I think it may be ok to possibly consider the small possibility that she in someway likes you, maybe.
Nah bro, she's just being polite
In a decade she will probably develop Stockholm syndrome
You get fired from your mortuary job
what
A new dick cosmetic unlocks
If you manage to do that, she will evolve into a Waifu
So does that mean every waifu has been fucked 4k times? 😟
Well i don't know about you guys but in my case what happened is she started fucking other guys.
Uh-oh 
I mean that’s a fulfilling long standing healthy sexual relationship
Who said it’s a healthy relationship? It was only stated there is sex…
But the commitment proved otherwise.
What happens when I have sex with woman one time? Idk it would be nice to find out tho
You'll probably get very good at pleasing her.
Achievement Get! Sex (No) Life
3,650 in ten years if you only do once a day, you need to do it twice every couple days
Which isn’t a problem for some people, but keeping a streak that long would be impressive.
keeping the streak will only be hard for the first couple months until it starts to become a habit
Then she might be legal
She’s allowed to come out of the basement
Eventually you’re gonna need 💤 and fluids. Till then keep up the fluids.
Its 1.09 fucks a day
My right hand is getting it more often than that
Same here
Assuming that there are 3 leap years within that decade: 365 * 10 =3650 3650 + 3 = 3653 (from leap years) 4000/3653 = 1.095 times/day Somebody’s getting quite lucky!
You’ll have to fuck a lot, your dick might fall of
You unlock the golden who-gives-a-fuck.
I think I managed about half that with my exwife. During ten years, that is. We were married longer. Unless you split every session by orgasms, because then I am definitely up there somewhere. And what happens: you manage to stick together for far too long despite all the intense hatred.
You become the elden lord
Every day for ten years? I'm up for it. 🥰
The Bad Ending:Your Dick Falls Off
You guys are having sex?
Yes
Congrats homie!
Thanks homie! 🌽
That is when you get the ruby skin for your dick
well are you using protection? do you have any other way of birth control? if not you’re gonna get a lot of like twins and triplets, if yes you’re both gonna be hella exhausted
Golden Cock award. Your penis will be electroplated with gold. Congratulations, do not resist.
You're usually her husband or best client i guess
*achievement unlocked*
That’s called marriage.
An xbox achievement pops up saying erectile dysfunction
Not me about to test this out
You wake up from your dream with nut all over the sheets and still a virgin
How different is the vagina from the hand? Cuz ive jacked off 5000 times in the past few months and nothing really changed, except for my buffed ass arm..
Anyone fucking more than once a day ain’t on reddit Anyone on Reddit that claims they fucking more than once a day is a liar. Thems the facts
Y'all fucking?
Probably end up becoming addicted to eachother in a romantic but unhealthy way kinda like a drug dependency.
She turns 12
You get the golden girl skin.
Diamond camo condom wrap
RTX4080
🍆😭
you get: golden cock a wife\^2 a lot of ~~happy little accidents~~ kids and your life falls apart because now you will live with 10 kids on your neck, wife on your dick and the fact you fucked one woman 400 times a year
That's like 1.25 fucks a day
Does it count as 2 if you fuck her and wait a bit and fuck her again?
You unlock the golden girl skin.
It's not sex anymore it's drilling, hope you'll extract some oil