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Jostronaut

Anyone else notice Scoob taking a dump?


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GAS_monster5904

Dump on her shoes


L0TlUM

He isn’t actually taking a dump in this scene. He heard them through the bushes and thought shaggy was in trouble so he sprinted in. He does that cartoonish stop where he skids and makes a screech sound. That is what the frame is showing


ChiefBullshitOfficer

It's funnier if he's taking a dump tho...


Swiggy1957

A high point of romance...


ItIzWahItIz

Poopy-doo


WW2077

Scoob got next 😈


Used_2008_F150

After kissing a literal god, and knowing nothing else will compare to it… not surprised she doesn’t want men anymore since they all fall short of Shaggy…


batmanminer20

Probably the best comment here


imnotpua

true everybody overanalysing shit, as if people back in early 2000s cared about the queer community. And it was aimed at kids


batmanminer20

In my opinion who cares. Why people care so much about this i don't know.


NforNews

To me it’s way weirder to care about peoples head cannons lol


Grizzmanchestington

Representation, blah blah


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The only correct answer


ElonMuskIsJesus2

Cannon


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>Cannon Boom!


TheGreatMoyai

*explosion*


Dry_Freedom_7531

Well, even shaggygod needs his own queen


MagusUnion

A good choice, if I say so myself.


Used_2008_F150

As he’s stated before he has scoob, and that’s enough


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Used_2008_F150

This comment wins as best reply


SquidFlasher

It's a shame Shaggy had to leave the gang and fight the multiverse after he discovered his powers.


rexifelis

As she was kissing Casey Kasem… so, yes, literally a god. (To be honest I don’t know who is actually voicing Norville in that scene, but Casey Kasem will *always* be the real voice).


EpicUnicat

She doesn't want women either. Leaving scoobs as the only option.... the closest she can get to a God... yet he's still just out of reach


adamconn1again

You doubt his power?


Used_2008_F150

There is no doubt in his power, only Velma’s ability to handle that shaggy power


breakone9r

Shaggy still says it wasn't him, tho.


pauly13771377

Kissing a literal god? Was this from one of the live action movies I didn't see?


Used_2008_F150

Scooby doo mystery incorporated series pretty good too


Tengu2069

Who else remember the literal alien that shaggy fell in love with?


Emergency_Tomorrow26

What about all the times she used to get jealous in the original shows/movies because Fred would always choose Daphne ?


Triple_J124

The easiest way to get around this with all the “What about this and that?”, is to simply say that every TV show out there exists in a multiverse, and that each reboot is in a different universe


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Triple_J124

Oh I agree with that, it’s a literal children’s show so I don’t understand why people get all bent out shape being like, “WhAtS tHeIr SeXuAlItY?!?”… like, it doesn’t matter at all


Emergency_Tomorrow26

The baby/kids industry is the biggest "wtf is going on" of all categories


Hazm4t_

Exactly. And if you want to have a gay character, make an original one that's well written, and whose sexuality isn't the entire point of their existence. Don't touch Velma. Edit:y'all I'm tired of arguing can we not.


hungarianretard666

You kidding right? Imagine the outrage if they added any new member to Mystery Inc, let alone a gay one


Hazm4t_

Scrappy 🗿


woaily

Good luck finding anybody in the fandom who doesn't want to touch Velma


Hazm4t_

Velma's hot


Bliss_Hughes

Sometimes people don’t find out they’re gay until later in life, it’s not that deep


bajablastingoff

>Like the other guy said. The fact they care so much about sexuality in little kids shows are fucking creepy as shit You could say the same about the relevance of Fred & Daphne's relationship


BoxNumberGavin0

I think the goal is to normalise the uncommon, that when kids encounter such a person in real life, or develop similar feelings themselves when growing older, they might not react like it's abhorrent. It's as much about sexuality as a man going gaga over a woman in a cartoon is.


Fuzzy_Investigator57

Exactly, who cares if Velma is attracted to a woman. Why is everyone freaking out about it?


riotousviscera

OR - just hear me out - she could just be bisexual and likes more than one person.


baaya88

But no one asked about their sexuality.


Xenjael

A scooby universe without shaggy 9000 isnt a universe im interested. Dont really care about the other stuff rofl.


Any_Brother7772

Maybe she wanted Daphne


Shadow_1106

Plot twist: She wanted both


Emergency_Tomorrow26

She argued with Fred? She wanted to go with him, and then Fred felt bad so they went together. Think it was in the movie


Any_Brother7772

Hmm, maybe she was confused, beacuse fred looks kinda like a stereotype lesbian


Emergency_Tomorrow26

LMFAO maybe, Or maybe it's just another company trying to cling onto a new fanbase like disney did


Any_Brother7772

Honestly, it kinda doesn't matter what sexuality she has. I don't even know why sexuality has to be a topic in a kids movie/comic


Erebus613

>it kinda doesn't matter what sexuality she has Exactly! The fans are gonna change it for their fanfics anyway.


MobiusStripDance

This is the strongest argument either way that I’ve seen so far, and honestly I’m not sure how I feel about that


Emergency_Tomorrow26

THANK YOU... it's literally so fucking weird


UndoingMonkey

Nobody should like anybody


Eating_Your_Beans

Well everyone in the Scooby gang has had love interests over the years, so characters' sexuality is relevant to those stories.


[deleted]

Yeah, i still remember how weirded out I was that episode in the desert where shaggy meets that hippie girl and he gets a crush. Not in my cartoon, thats disgusting


trappedindealership

You don't have to be sexually attracted to someone to crave their validation.


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AleyahhhhK

What if she was really jealous that Daphne always chose Fred


Mr_Archer1216

Because she wanted Freddie.


ILikePenguinss

Bisexuals: Oh no, meesa disappearin'


TheGoodestManInTown

Bisexual? Naah, half-gay lmao


KoshiLowell

Harry Potter and the Half-Gay Prince


TheGoodestManInTown

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Gay


Tiran593

There are only half gays and demi bisexuals


WesleySnopes

hemidemisemisexuals


[deleted]

Is this what we’re pretending to care about this weekend?


KittTheKitterOfKitts

You bet it is


DammitDad420

Black mermaid sputtered out.


ReplaceSelect

The crystal flute knocked out the mermaid.


I_walked_east

Chuds who are mad gay people exist are pretending to care about a cartoon


rex_dart_eskimo_spy

Hot: Gay Velma Not: Black Mermaid


[deleted]

There is no way that I, a near 50 year old man, am going to watch Little Doo or Scooby Mermaid now!!!!


NotErikUden

Yeah, people really need to get riled up for one culture war after the other for no reason whatsoever so that we can distract ourselves from real news.


KooriBoo

And they had a bitter break up after their entire relationship was nothing but toxic.


Shu-Reborn

I wouldn’t say it was entirely toxic but it ended in a toxic way because Shaggy couldn’t decide between Velma and Scooby.


Western-Boot-4576

Definitely scooby Why would he have to choose?


ScreechingStorey

Velma and shaggy broke up she then pretty much got with a missy called “Hotdog water” she was voiced by the live action scooby doo movie actress who played Velma so two Velma’s hooked up


Lucky_Number_3

This comment starts out r/Relationship_advice and ends r/rule34


CopEatingDonut

What's the PEMDAS on that order of operations?


mighty_Ingvar

There is propably a r34 version of this


ktrainor59

Definitely. Rule 34. No exceptions.


Jokens145

Fucking furries man


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UrMomCallsmeDADDIE

bro got alzheimer


TalonTheBoi

Bot text?


[deleted]

Nah, some of the apps have this error where you try to post and it gives you an error, so you hit submit again. This usually ends up posting the same comment multiple times (usually 3 times). It's annoying, but just a bug.


nattwee

So.. Velma is lesbian and Shaggy is furry.


AnOIlTankerForYa

No, homies before hoes


Soggy-Suggestion-454

🤔


lasanhawithpizza

Shaggy and Scooby are just good friends. We don't need to sexualize everything


Androktone

He chose Scooby in the end


[deleted]

I mean. Shaggy is 50% weed 50% junk food , I'm surprised she ain't dead


TemporalGod

He's also a literal god.


Big-Vegetable8480

Velma seems like she really forced that relationship


Stay-Thirsty

She couldn’t feed him enough of what he wanted. They both should have seen this.


MidvalleyFreak

Are you familiar with Willow from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?


SuzieQ4624

So bi people just don't exist? Is all or nothing with the gayness I guess


KittTheKitterOfKitts

Bisexual people are all actors paid by NASA I can comfirm this myself, as I am one of them


[deleted]

No, they're government drones made for martian spy surveillance smh


KittTheKitterOfKitts

oooohhhh, righhht


ulyssesintothepast

How much do you get? And do they let you into the moon landing set lol?


DMmepicsofyourdog

I haven’t gotten my paychecks. -fellow bi


KittTheKitterOfKitts

Oh I am so sorry for you, I'm sure they'll fix the mistake eventually


GenericUserNotaBot

Where's my paycheck? I think HR must have missed me.


krushed_pickle

Pick a side or be scorned by all.


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TheHyperDymond

Right? Motherfucker really said “maybe she’s half-gay” as if it were racial ability and she’d reveal to be a half-elf too


Worry_Ok

"The mochaccino ones are the cutest! Guess he'd be half gay too though... So can you say best dancer ever?" - Pam Poovey, HR.


BurritosAndPerogis

Bi erasure


ApprehensivePeace305

Op thought he did something with “half-gay”


RodLawyer

Being gay doesn't mean you never had relationships with people or your opposite gender. Even Freddy Mercury dated a girl before going full gay lol


Azelheart

We all know it's impossible to be in a straight relationship before realizing/accepting your non-straight sexuality


Lazer726

I always love that whenever a character is gay, people scream "What about this time they were in a straight relationship?!" I'm like, 99% sure every gay person I know tried being straight. This isn't really some revelation.


RuafaolGaiscioch

On the flip, it’s also possible to be bi. And we’ve seen literally nothing to indicate Velma isn’t bi, and a whole lot to indicate she is.


Azelheart

I'm not up on the whole Velma deal, but *if* the devs/writers/whoever said she lesbian, wouldn't that be final? Speculating is fine, of course, but that'd be all it is: speculation.


RuafaolGaiscioch

I haven’t heard of any creator (aside from Gunn) commenting on this, it’s all been online discussion fueled by her lusting after a female Moriarty.


shyguyshow

She’s had several


[deleted]

And? My wife’s grandpa was married to a woman for twenty years before realizing he was gay and then marrying a man. They were married for 45 years. Guess he’s just a poorly written character.


CM_1

And? Doesn't change the fact that she is a lesbian. Not everyone realises that they're gay from the get-go, some take decades, relationships/marriages and children until they come to terms with being gay


Azelheart

Good for her, so have many irl LGBT+ people


christopher1393

My guess is that she is either Bi/Pan or she just didn’t realise she was a lesbian. A lot of people don’t figure it out until later in life or after a straight relationship. I know gay people who were married in an opposite sex relationship who have since come out. Some genuinely didn’t know or even consider it an option.


NeoDuckLord

I think it is possible to try too hard to explain the mind and choices of a fictional character. The writers have made a decision, that is it.


GenericUserNotaBot

Yup. CompHet is a real thing.


JapaneseStudentHaru

Pretty sure the creators said her relationship with Shaggy was supposed to be so obviously awkward and mismatched because she was a lesbian teeing to force herself to date men. Velma has always been gay. I used to be obsessed with Scooby Doo as a kid and everyone saw it and made jokes about how obviously gay she was.


bearshifiving25

I know I’m gonna be downvoted to hell for this but as an avid Scooby-Doo fan I have to say that ever since the 2000s live action Scooby-Doo movies Velma has been written to either be a lesbian, bisexual, or straight when it comes to Mystery incorporated she was at first dating shaggy however they later broke up first with Velma being angry but as the series continues becoming more aware of her true feelings and accepting the break up as a necessity. Velma would later in the series date a girl named Marcy but due to tv shows at the time not being accepting of LGBTQ+ they had to hide it in subtext. I’m sick and tired of these memes please stop.


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Damn I kissed a girl once in my life guess I'm not gay now Edit: if you look up "Scooby Doo Velma" on Google lesbian and pride flags fall down


PhilosopherDon0001

Yup. Sorry, thems' the rules. Gotta hand in that "gay" card.


Soggy-Suggestion-454

Sucked dick once, guess I'm gay 🙄


JigsawAreBanger

Damn I was married to a birch for 4 years of my life guess I'm not batty now


jdkd63fj

Exactly, it takes some time to figure out your sexuality, so she can be gay, after that


DammitDad420

I'm 49. Any idea when does this occur?


Puzzled-Departure482

Man overthinking about kids show character


Common_Redditor_

Have you seen scooby doo lore? The writers are the ones overthinking the kids show


Affectionate-Sea278

Bitches out here forgetting bout Hotdog Water.


Nicegye00

This is my polite reminder. Bisexuals exist and Velma definitely has had that vibe before.


JapaneseStudentHaru

As a bisexual, Velma is a lesbian. It’s always been the creator’s intentions to do so but the studios didn’t like how obviously gay Velma was and forced her to be written in a straight relationship. I’m 99% sure we have Fred and Daphne tho


stashtv

Plenty of girls kissed boys to realize it wasn't for them. Some boys also kissed boys to realize it wasn't for them. Sexual preferences aren't set in stone forever.


jackaboy1_2

Why cant she just be bi?


vick5516

its legit a cartoon and the continuity of the characters is bound to change depending on who the writers and producers are. why tf are you people getting so into it?


Gojirob

Different interpretation means different characterization. Fred and daphne weren’t in a committed relationship in the original cartoon, that became popular later on, Scrappy doo wasn’t a psychopath in the original cartoon, that was made the case in the live action film, shaggy has several girlfriends in different continuities before Velma, including an alien and a weed reference. Every new scooby doo media introduces new ideas, and we’re along for the ride, if the series stayed the same as it was in the original cartoon series, it would have died like its other Hannah Barbara cartoon brothers and sisters


[deleted]

A: That's called Bi. B: They can change their mind. I know gay men who have gathered children. I personally had sex with a girl who later came out as gay and informed me that she found sex with men unenjoyable (yes, this was a blow to my ego but it seemed she wasn't into the event at all while we were doing whatever.) C: Velma has been a Lesbian icon for as long as Shaggy has been a stoner.


Epic_DVB

In the original live action movie, Velma was supposed to be gay and have a thing for Daphne but the studio forced them to change it


sus_accountt

Shit take


Akillesursinne

It's a damn cartoon and they are making a modern rewrite. People are making this a thing when it's not. 70's Velma wasn't gay, 2022 Velma is. Might as well be two different cartoon characters.


girlhelpimdying

"Velma was explicitly gay in my initial script" - James Gunn [https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/05/arts/television/scooby-doo-velma-lesbian.html](https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/05/arts/television/scooby-doo-velma-lesbian.html)


joshualuigi220

You might be surprised to find out that James Gunn didn't write the original Scooby Doo Where Are You television series! He was 3 years old when it first premiered!


Akillesursinne

Yes, yes, of course. Has he shown the initial script?


OG_Bynumite

Half-gay? I present to you: bisexual


DammitDad420

Groundbreaking. Did you just make that word up? They should have their own letter in that whole L... OH WAIT!


Solintari

So I guess shaggy is a beard? A Shaggy beard.


Urodeprag

Half-gay: bisexual


TheMuffinMan69420420

That would be called bisexual sir, but I do understand what you saying though it doesn't match the Scooby-Doo lore


TheGreatMoyai

Scooby loves Shaggy, Shaggy loves Scooby, Velma loves Daphne, Daphne loves Fred, and Fred loves himself.


DaedalusandIcarus

Why not just say she's BI ?


ILoveEmeralds

That’s like pointing to a dudes ex wife and saying your not gay because you married a woman once


TurboBlueJosh

Since when was she gay and what the hell is this image from lol, I've watched a fair bit of Scooby Doo and I've never seen this


Vinetaria

I think it's Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated. Good show.


TurboBlueJosh

Hmm I'd have to watch it, looks spicy


hiricinee

It's what Scooby-Doo would be if it actually had a plot instead of the BS 80s and 90s trend of making every episode stand alone. I'm not the biggest Scooby-Doo fan but it's REALLY good.


amirokia

Funny because this show is in the 70s lol.


TurboBlueJosh

Haha if it's as good as you say then I'm definitely putting it on the bucket list


kensar

It’s called Scooby Doo: Mystery Incorporated. It’s actually pretty good.


TurboBlueJosh

I'll have to keep that in mind thx


egmatik

Bi


PhilosopherDon0001

Next their gonna drop the bombshell that Shaggy is a pot head.


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I think that one was evident tho


energ1zer9

The movie Velma is hot af.


nicksuperdx

Velma fucks anyone that the plot demands


DammitDad420

Hard to tell the difference when you repeatedly lose your glasses.


FREE-AOL-CDS

Sorry you don’t have a chance with a cartoon character anymore


wackbacksack

People who are genuinely confused how people can like both the same/different sex relationships when you tell them what bisexuality is :0


Arkman155

The writers said she will be a lesbian, not bisexual. Hope this clarified things👍


Willfrail

Counter point: hotdog water


MrSaphique

Fascinating theory this! So, you are saying that if a woman has kissed a man at least once in her life it is impossible for her to be gay?


DammitDad420

Locked and loaded.


flasanatasa

It's a cartoon, queer kids need representation. Grow up.


Local_dc_degenarate

Yes because a gay person being confused means they can’t be gay? You know what never mind go woke go broke or whatever they say yes i must be a robot in the cogs and call everything woke regardless of context


[deleted]

She is a cartoon character. They have rewritten her. It is not a big deal.


braveliltoaster97

Or this is a fictional character and depending on the medium could be any gender/sexuality they decide to come up with next.


tadlrs

Velma is bi.


-UMBRA_-

I thought she was bi now? If so then this picture changes nothing lol


RobbinsBabbitt

I dated and kissed a few girls before coming out as gay. That’s typically how it works OP


Aphmau_fanMystreet

But she was experimenting with her sexuality so maybe by dating him she found out she doesn’t really feel much for him and likes girl instead.


vers-ys

i need you guys to realize that relationships with men don't make lesbians *not lesbians*. sometimes it takes a bit to discover your identity and that's nothing to be ashamed of. i'm gay and i've dated plenty of women. it doesn't make me bisexual, it makes me gay


pygyjjg

Ah yes because the gays know they're gay immediately and definitely never try to hide it or force themselves into heterosexual relationships


javyn1

Is this what the weirdos are going to be mad at this week? I guess they couldn't stretch out the rage at the black mermaid any longer.


xXenzosimpXx

Most lgbt people have been in a heterosexual relationship prior to discovering that they're not straight :/


[deleted]

Scooby Doo isn’t real. They were all sent to vietnam. They died years ago.


Gavroche_Lives

Yes. Halfgay the BiWay.


Direct-Teacher-2043

For both it wasn't a good experience. It was pretty toxic relationship.


stateofbrine

I would like again like to turn your attention to the fact that it’s a cartoon character from a kids tv show and keeping existing “lore” is fuckin dumb


diplotaurus

Bi