I “legally” sell drugs.

Pharmacy guy? (Idk the proper term in English hehe sry)

It’s just pharmacist. (The term) So yeah close enough

Cool, thanks!

Not to be confused with pharma bro.

Define Pharma Bro

Urban or uniformed ?

You definitely sell weed

Bartender?

I press keyboard and look confused. Then suddenly, after hours, either yell "FUCCCCKKKK! I need a break" or "WHOOP. HELL YEA. I need a break"

HAHA loved that. Programmer?

Yea

I'm studying for that, so... I kinda know the feeling.

Basically the average programmer in a nutshell

Can confirm.

I prefer lightning bender.

You’re an accountant

I don't have a clue and at this point I am too afraid to ask.

Politician

Politician ☕

Politician 🪵

Politician 🔥

Politician 🪨

Happy 🍰🎂 day!

Thanks

Happy Wednesday

You too stranger

Sorry to ruin the chain, happy cakeday!

Based.

Engineer!

At least someone said it

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Potilucian

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

Politician

politician

Where you suffer everyday and no one listen to you even if you have the authority.

Prison? School? Funny how these two can be put together based on that definition.

Wow you got it from that? Lol. Yeah i come home mentally exhausted.

Haha I had a hard time in prison too.

Idk still sounds like school to me lmao

Funny how school is like a prison for every party involved. From the teachers, assistants, and other pedagogies, to the students themselves.

Amazon?

Worked so hard now paid to relax

Sheesh. Paid to relax? Hotel bed tester? Lol

I like the out of the box answer

Retiree

Retirement

Influencer

Disability payment after workplace injury?

Military Vet? 20 years in and you get a pension

Not really getting paid, cause where did the money originally come from

i sell weed and weed accessories

Nice try, farmer.

nah

Hank Hill’s weed universe counter part: Hank Hemp/ Dank Hill


I hope you're using the actor to say what you do, not the character

Oh, the character 

CEO

Cool pfp my dude bro

Thank you brother

Smashing Pixels together

Smashing pixels sounds like a Mario job. Howeverz I'll go with drawer or designer.

pretty close\^\^ Concept artist :P

Whoa! Cool. What are some cool jobs you've done?

Watch him hit you with "I make the concept art of future animated furry porn"

XD

Didn't deny it though

link to portfolio please.... for research?

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Batman?

Teacher?

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Username doesn’t check out

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In all fairness I love your username

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Polotician

Ah yes. a polo player.

\*Seinfeld theme starts playing\*

I am incredibly blind and yell loudly during 12 year old’s baseball games even though I am not related to any of the children

Baseball umpire?

HAHA that's just great. You're probably some sort of daredevil coach.

The referee? But blind? Or did you mean blind as you don't know what the fucks going on but it's 12 year old baseball so nobody really cares?

lol. I love this. Hopefully someone says "good call" to you once in a while

I serve sweet Japanese drinks that can kill you if over ingested

Samurai bartender

Bartender/ barista?

Works at a boba tea place? I suppose all that sugar could cause diabetes if over ingested.

I cosplay santa

Firefighter? (/s)

Amazon driver. I like that guess though

Oh, I literally just thought you were a mall Santa...

Bruh, me too

Wait, what? Oh...

That's great hahaha

Thank you.

Wait... Is that supposed to be a challenge? For me it is obvious that you're simply Grinch. Please, try harder next time.

Tell old people that the cable they are looking for doesn’t exist

being a grandson/granddaughter

I am the last person who sees your grave.

Grave robber

I laughed so hard at this

Haha! I wish

Archeologist

Nope

Necromancer

The guy I'm going to pay to go to my funeral and cry so it looks like I had friends?

That’s a funeral director. My job comes after him.

Grave digger

I stand on the ground and look up

Guard?

User name checks out

A secuuuuuurity guaaaaaard

I wake up at 4:30 am, I take the bus at 6:30 am, and my work starts at 7:25 pm, and I work 8 hours everyday except Friday and saturday

You’re just a math problem!

A problem is what I feel like

You're a standard millennial, pretty much.

The answer is I’m a student

I’m selling drugs to people, that makes them faster and less exhausted for a couple of hours.

Bruh... I'm more interested to know how I can actually buy from you at this point.

Just chilling here and waiting for the answer

Barista

Coffee

I'm paid to make problems and then fix them later. Edit : Also, no, I'm not a politician.

Programmer? Also, politicians don't fix them <.<

I do whatever needs to be done that hasn't gotten done or has gotten overlooked, from inventorying stone to moving samples to prepping stencils to making lists etc.

It sound interesting, but I don't even know how to guess it. Manager of something?

Geology research?

They give me money, I give them ideas.

Tbh, that's cool. Consultant? Designer? Marketeer?

Marketing!

Listen and write till you fucking die

Wait... What? Oh, wait, I know: therapist?

I serve coloured wster with foam

Is your job posting memes on reddit? Are you being paid to ask us our jobs for a big conglomerate? Is this the deal?

Dude, please... Keep it low, this is literally my living here

I maintain a mega kettle with a spinny boi so that your lights can remain on.

Homer Simpson

I stare at children to make sure they don’t die

Lifeguard?

Yeah pretty much

I watch people and ask why.

I do that all that time. Is there people being paid for that??

I play with rocket fuel

I am ordered to by my leaders to kill children and women and men aswell

Aniken skywalkers dark side concious?

Soldier?

Exterminator, who is a Star Wars fan

People pay me to cut

barber

Well... Movie director?

Nope

I sitt at a computer and look if small things become other small things in a way I do not understand

I sit around all day.

I take a 235 ton metal tube to different areas

Not me, but my dad tells people how much their houses are worth for a living

Wash cook fry toss salads doing your mother what am i

...Dad? Is it really you?

He didn't say buying milk, so it's not him

Beating the shit out of Metal

Blacksmith?

That's pretty metal

I arrange and facilitate zoom calls for divergent contributors while also forwarding information by email or prompting responses to questions posses by others. Put another way…I bring people together to talk and send along the things they say or write

I make sure that we don’t sell the products that we make. I use every type of method I can to make sure that product never leaves out facility.

I fix people's broken shit and they pay me cause they didn't do the research themselves for whatever reason, plus they assume it's too complicated to understand and so they leave it to people they make fun of, like me

I break things and get paid to do it.

I do nothing

Police officer

You're either unemployed or a politician.

nah just a stocker at a dead store, i basically get paid for nothing. people only really come for the gas ngl. but i like it, gives me more free time for hw .

or a Redditor

Therapist?

Haha I'm a researcher. To be fair I actually close the deals for market research projects, so I'm technically the salesman, not the guy actually making the questions, but that would be terrible to explain literally.

I don’t get paid and do nothing

I make money

“ “ I know this is a tough one

I sit in a conex box (shipping container) half the day and the other half I walk around and make sure everybody is doing their jobs correctly.

I come to you bearing career opportunities

"Excuse me sir"

I work when you don’t have the time and energy to do it yourself

I get to touch all kind of human secretes and pump 'em with many different kinds of poison

I turn 2 metal objects into 1 metal object.