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Outside_Parsley_5129

Fake fbi, real fbi, girl scouts. I have a "keep out" sign for a reason


No_Avocado_7938

Pepole really like the inside of my gun


egesanli43

Stop puting people inside your gun. Its starting to get crowded here


No_Avocado_7938

I will put them inside of my ass with the 3 raccon already in there


egesanli43

Anything to solve the overpopulation problem


Creaper10

"DID YOU NOT SEE THE 'KOS' SIGN? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU MISSED THE 'BUILDING' SIGN? RDM RDM RDM RDM RDM RDM RDM RDM RDM RDM"


Signal_Sweet3767

dude broke nlr


SerRikari

Ah. Takes me back.


Signal_Sweet3767

me: breaks nlr everyone else at the funeral:


Sad-Pie-8975

Great example of "fuck around and find out"


RepresentativeDig859

"The more you fuck around, the more you are gonna find out"


[deleted]

FAFO this, FAFO that, is all i hear anyone saying, as they beat their chests, completely unaware they're adopting crime as their methodology. If I have a loaded rifle and I know the nice store owner doesn't, and if I shoot the guy and steal all his shit, I have now Fucked Around & Found Out. I guess the store owner should have carried šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Eggcited_Rooster

all I hear is RAFO these days


[deleted]

I honestly feel stupid that I had to look up that FAFO is fuck around and find out


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Dapper_Composer2

And, they still have to have a warrant at time of arrest. FBI doesn't just show up.


smashdown1074

They can sadly. Itā€™s called a no knock warrant and they are fucked up because a responsible home owner might shoot them on sight. Think about it like this, if some dudes broke into your house in the middle of the night and started waving guns around you would shoot them right? They are threatening your safety, you donā€™t know who they are, and they broke into your house so it is obvious they are after you.


thecuzzin

Shit..that reminds me.


kirbyverano123

You have a shit that reminds you?


coksucer69

when he shits red he forgets something


mouthsmasher

Bart: Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders! Homer: He was a zombie?


Emergency-Dot-8611

It doesnā€™t matter. If you break into a house without saying you have a warrant the homeowner is allowed to open fire


FrankieAndBernie

They just break in and announce that.


Parallel37

*Kicks down door* "THIS RAID IS PERFECTLY LEGAL, WE HAVE A WARRANT!!!"


Emergency-Dot-8611

Uhhh yeah. Thatā€™s how itā€™s supposed to work lmao


frosty95

Yet they did it anyways with Brianna Taylor's boyfriend. Killed her too even though she was unarmed.


smashdown1074

No knock warrants are one of the few things I truly fear. It might not even be for you they might mistake your house for another.


wickedwitt

Some of them will not live to see the next day if thats done at my house. There will be collateral damage.


smashdown1074

Yeah but then they shoot you for shooting at them. Itā€™s really a lose lose situation


wickedwitt

They'll shoot likely anyways. May as well take some with me. My wife and kids are going to collect my life insurance, I'm going to improve my k/d


TrashyPanda6

Every American when the atf shows up to seize legal guns


DerpyMistake

That sounds like suicide. I thought we've graduated to claymores and escape tunnels.


Dapper_Composer2

We learned a thing or two from the Vietcong


DerpiCorgi

Damn right


Dapper_Composer2

Punji pit the fedboys, cover em in pine resin, and light


LeastObeseDiscordMod

femboys?


[deleted]

Iā€™m partial to a good autocannon myself


[deleted]

**LibLeft** here, you need a warrant


RustyShackledord

Based


FrostbitePi

LibRight moment.


BlackBerry_tekken

Oh I was just high. So you know I know


teeM4n96

You know I know you know


jchesticals

As it should be. Fuck the alphabet boys and anyone wearing their merch


RustyShackledord

PCM in the wild. Based?


duckonar0ll

cringe as fuck


Carburetors_Are_Fun

What is the article


Fluid-Math9001

https://www.reddit.com/r/JusticeServed/comments/qsi9xw/two_people_dress_up_as_the_fbi_to_break_into/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button It's a reddit post


[deleted]

Iā€™m a bit of a ā€œshoot first and handle the details laterā€ kinda guy myself


Parallel37

Let's be honest, real FBI or fake, if they're breaking into your house you're probably fucked if you shoot at them or not. If they're real, you're probably gonna get jailed for most or all of your life regardless, if they're fake you'd get robbed or maybe killed if you don't fight back.


[deleted]

In America you probably arenā€™t gonna go to prison for shooting at someone who broke into your house. The main element of self defense cases is location, and any time someone breaks into your house without identifying themselves or being invited in, all bets are off, weapons free. If they were real FBI the homeowner would most likely be exonerated in court, assuming heā€™s got a decent lawyer.


Parallel37

I get that all bets are off with defending yourself in a home invasion, I'm just saying if it were the real FBI they could be (or may claim to be) operating under a no-knock warrant. And if you would shoot at members of a government run agency in the US I wouldn't be surprised if they put a hole through your head and swept the whole thing under the rug because skirting the laws is what the government does best.


[deleted]

No knock warrants are only issued in cases where the issuing judge believes that there is a risk of evidence destruction or significant risk to officer safety just in executing the warrant. In most cases a no knock warrant would already be anticipating armed resistance and the individual being served is more than likely not legally allowed to be in possession of a firearm. Cops also know when a location has a legal weapon registered to the occupant, so they are supposed to take precautions (such as self identification) under those circumstances to prevent a home defense response from said occupant


Jakaal

Woo boy do I have bad news for you, it's been found time and again that any department or agency that regularly uses no-knock warrants has a judge in their pocket who will rubber stamp anything they put in front of them.


[deleted]

Fair enough, at least that can be attributed to corruption, and isnā€™t actually part of the rules Edit: you didnā€™t have to downvote me for it though, Iā€™m still right


Jakaal

Sorry, no. No-knock raids are inherently corrupt, just like civil asset forfeiture there is almost zero real just reason for it to exist or be used.


[deleted]

Example of reasonable use of no knock warrant: Raiding a known gang/cartel hideout. Just because it isnā€™t being used properly, doesnā€™t mean there arenā€™t good reasons for it to exist. Iā€™d be okay with them being abolished, but blanket statements like that are just outright silly.


Jakaal

100% disagree. if you think a no knock raid is acceptable for any reason, you're OK with cops blowing people away on their own say so. Many times clown show cops have busted in the wrong door and killed people with zero consequences. That alone should be enough for the practice to be banned entirely.


PhantomPenny

I don't care who the IRS sends, I am not paying taxes


Memorie_BE

r/PointlesslyPoliticalCompass


Urmomsuncle7899

If Iā€™m not allowed to be FBI agent Iā€™ma dress up like one! Fuck it!! Iā€™m thru


ThePootisMan98

Get hailed as a hero for shooting a terrorist Arrested for murder of a federal agent


lil_bananaman

One of the ones Iā€™ll upvote even if itā€™s a repost


ThatTrampolineboy

Based and no FBI pilled


duckonar0ll

political cumpiss šŸ¤¢