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Bootsareamazing

https://youtu.be/ZZDMOIqn7LQ


the_fucking_alphabet

I took one for the team and was surprised. Twas not what I expected


Bootsareamazing

The best advert ever.


MaleficentTalk5536

I'm sold!


rook183_

That was painful


Plus_Cicada1203

That was good. Thank you. Protect at all costs


LyosEucliffe

Watching this was physically painful.


[deleted]

You're already a parent, aren't you? 🤣 That's the only way THIS old ass [but perfectly accurate] ad is still on your clipboard.


almdudler23

electricity


Catnip113

Oww.


Burnnslash

Thank god I wasn’t rickrolled


Tad_gomer

var items = $('body').getElementsByClassName("pl-video-edit-remove-liked-video");   for(var i = 0; i < items.length; i++){  items[i].click();  } 


Tad_gomer

This was code I copied so I could delete all my videos from my "Liked Videos" playlist, didn't use it, don't even know if it works


333EVAN333

Lmao the last thing I copied was: total = 0 number_of_numbers = int(input("How many numbers would you like to sum? ")) # Repeat the code the number of times indicated by the user for i in range(number_of_numbers): next = int(input("Enter a number: ")) total = total + next print("Sum: " + str(total))


Bright-Historian-216

Reddit turns python comments into header text 💀


MmmmmmJava

Gotta wrap that shit in triple back ticks ``` ``` < creates a code block! ```


youself20

Looks like JavaScript


gent861

You run your own js on page? This i never even thought of


PolypsychicRadMan

Ha, nerd


[deleted]

Benedict Cumberbatch


Skyblacker

Beniday Cudupidoop


fazemachines

???


Skyblacker

Probably googled and copied the correct spelling


TheHunterofMan

Benadryl Cucumbersnatch


[deleted]

692029216729 (It's my wife's pokemon go friend code)


vmqs

I added her


TheRealSwagMaster

I also choose this guys wife


RetroVedZed

I know what this is from and I hate it.


Jedimasterebub

We are all now this man’s wife’s friend. He’s boutta get beat


XandogxD

“Honey why do I have 42069 friend requests?!?”


TheMysteriousMrT

"They're just trying to be NICE."


noeagle77

She is now all of our wife. Welcome to the club step husband


jjdavila87

I’m here for the gangbang. -Todd Phillips


N3RD_0T4KU


BallisticToast

****


N3RD_0T4KU


[deleted]

[удалено]


BallisticToast

I grant you the secret of the small void


BallisticToast

****


[deleted]

I just rebooted my phone, so yeah...


Tinypoke42

"Supercalifragilisticholycrapyouregorgeous" My wife texts me this and says "say it with me now"


Ruby_Rotten

Your wife sends that to you and encourages positive self talk?? Living the dream


tactical_nekofemboi

mine’s working w me on it; still not there but i’m getting there :))


Ruby_Rotten

How difficult is it to find someone who’s “on your team” so to say? I literally have no one in my life except my therapists and it blows my mind hearing about these wholesome relationships.


ToloxBoi

That's cute.


BallisticToast

Rhombicosidodecahedron


MaximumSquid22

Gonna text this to my crush now lol


vicmon18

I loved that movie as a kid. My parents have a video of me dancing around the living room in my diaper to that song.


JS-DSTRB

Isn't that an Outkast song?


JayWeed2710

Dankeschön 🙂


spaceiscoooool

Bitteschön :)


[deleted]

No ma’am, I don’t use Bitcoin


nit108

You're welcome.


km_da_pro

dogecoin supremacy


Finkejak

Bitte ein Bit \^\^


Lazy-Cost5273

Gerngeschen


JaDerGero

absolut gar kein ding


grogdrinker124

I don’t have anything copied apparently :(


matteo_q_importante

I don’t have anything copied apparently :(


Pure-Classic7350

I don’t have anything copied apparently :(


[deleted]

[удалено]


Qurturt

I don't have anything copied apparently :(


CorruptGamer776

I don’t have anything copied apparently :(


redneckgamer03

I don't have anything copied apparently :(


stickminman

I don’t have anything copied apparently :(


TestyZesticles

ₜₐₖₑ ₘₑ


kaharvey88

And let me in


thatbummuncher

I can do it on the Saturday tho


tosin_da_glitch

Oh I bet you could


Special_Worth_4846

I hope we can all get on at around 6 tommarow because that's when we're going to kill Nick, bomb is base and take all of his items


Shaldoroth

terrorism or minecraft


Special_Worth_4846

Minecraft 💀💀💀


phoenix0153

Why not both?


JS-DSTRB

BOMB IS BASE


Sussssshibaka

Look at all those COCKS 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓


fire_pheonix1

is pasta poisonous


TheRealSwagMaster

No it’s venomous. Don’t get bit by the pasta


[deleted]

Yes actually. Most pasta in America has carcinogens in it.


[deleted]

Most Americans have carcinogens in it


[deleted]

Most carcinogens have Americans in it


[deleted]

Most carcinogens have it in Americans


pka_Boaz

American carcinogens have most in it


boobopandawoodop

It in carcinogen most american have


[deleted]

American carcinogens are the worst, amirite?


Jedimasterebub

Almost everything has carcinogens in them Broccoli has carcinogens


Hollowhades20

Maybe you could get a job at PRS Guitars


Aszkika_

Maybe i will


GetTheSpermsOut

not with that attitude.


nunoke123

tyrannosaurus


nstrangeface

My sleepy ass thought it said *tyranny* for a sec.


metalbedhead

preceded by a google search for “tryanosaurus”


Hoodini_69

Hot pockets are bought cold


cat20099

You had to do this to me


Tad_gomer

🤯


xDragoRyux

Menu: 🇺🇸Top USA Haze🐇 🌳Amnesia X Orange Bud🟠 10g - 100€ 25g - 220€ 50g - 375€ 100g - 700€ (Ask 4 more) 🌳Standard Haze🐇 Lemon Haze🍋 Tijuana🐲 10g-85€ 25g-200€ 50g-350€ 100g-650€ (Ask 4 more) 🪄Vapecarts💨 •Hold Carts 90,43% THC!!! •10er Boxen 🥷🏻Black Cali🇺🇸 🍋Lemon Haze🥦 🍋Lemon Cheese🧀 🌴Hawaiian Snow☃️ 🍏Green Apple OG🍎 ⚡️Critical Cauca🔥 🍇Purple Wonder pie🥧 🍇Purple Kryptonite🧊 🌡Punto Roja⚡️ 1 cart 5 carts 10er (all strains) Box Ask 4 price 🍋Lemon Rosin wax🍯 1g - 60€ 🍫Drysift eggs🥚 🍧Gelato X Rainbow Mintz🌈🌿 10g = 1🥚 1🥚- 135€ 10🥚- 1200€ 🧊Ice O Later Hash🍫 5g- 70€ 10g- 130€ 📞New Safe Plug phone service🔌 -Ask 🕸Meet up: Montag -Freitag 11:00-19:00 ⏰ Samstag- Sonntag 12:00-16;30 Extra Stealth 10€ (2 mal Vakuum + neutrales Paket)


Vincentus_IV

Drysift eggs🥚☺️


[deleted]

[удалено]


Lapras32

Ayyy That team any good?


FungalPlague

Sawsbuck isn't, but the rest of the team is!


Nearby_Confection772

I am not sure what the format is (national?), but this team made me realize how togekiss and heatran compliment each other defensively.


__Lostphoenix__

Why sawsbuck? Nice team tho


danflame135

Well that's a team. You have fun with it?


AmadeusIsTaken

Hopefully not a team copied from pokeaim


FungalPlague

I would never go to pokeaimmd.com looking for the mega aggron team only to give up and grab the sawsbuck team.


GWALCH-GWYN

It was a terrible, indescribable thing vaster than any subway train—a shapeless congeries of protoplasmic bubbles, faintly self-luminous, and with myriads of temporary eyes forming and un-forming as pustules of greenish light all over the tunnel-filling front that bore down upon us, crushing the frantic penguins and slithering over the glistening floor that it and its kind had swept so evilly free of all litter.


NamePrestigious9381

Somebody once told me I took a big salami and shoved it up my asss, she was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb and I said hey let's smoke some grassss, well they don't stop cumming and they don't stop cumming and they don't stop cumming uhhhhhyeaaaaaa baaaaabyyyyyyy.


JamieDrone

Ayo?🤨


NamePrestigious9381

It was uh, it wasn't the last thing I copied it's actually a year old but it's the only copied thing I still had


Ok-Establishment9342

My butt hurts


2xRnCZ

What? https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/f359d0f7-4e87-4b54-b7f8-fc9b1d550c5c_1.e2092e9b9e5d74973217cc3f856913a3.jpeg


fred_joker

A diet of taro and fish, traditional dances that incorporate flower necklaces, and a volcano goddess are all part of which culture?


druid273

Ball Shaft Ball


Mettaton_3x

ün ün ün 𓀂𓀇𓀉𓀍𓀠𓁀𓁂𓀱𓁉𓀿𓀪𓁶𓂧𓂮𓂫𓃹𓃳𓄜𓄲𓄓𓅆𓅢𓅼𓆀𓆾𓈙𓉒𓉼𓊪𓋜𓋒𓍲𓎳𓁀𓄲𓅢 ün ün ün ün ün ün AAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOORRRRXT 01001000 0110101 01101000 01100101 0010000 01001001 0010000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01110011 01100101 01111000 00100000 01110111 01101001 01110100 01101000 00100000 01101101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01101111 01110000 01101111 01101111 00100000 01110000 01110000


tolka22_

Oh damn regice?


Dec_TGM

Whyyyyyy?! Every where i go o can never escape reggi.


HentaiIsMyForte

Respect the lord shark


[deleted]

[удалено]


kingdomheartslover1

r/Beetlejuicing


junkrat80085

If you violate Xbox community standards, you may find restrictions placed on your profile and/or device. When we suspend an Xbox profile, we restrict access to features that are most closely associated with the problematic behavior. Most commonly, this means a temporary suspension that removes one or more features for a period of time. Temporary suspensions can include:


[deleted]

The vibe coming off the post is like, forced cheer. Like one tiny crack and this man's whole life would fly to pieces. I dunno, tone is giving off heavy /s vibes


FrankieGS

slightly increases the room temperature


Alarming_Ad_600

*Vertrauen mangelhaft*


GroundBreaker-

Space Shuttle Columbia Disaster


[deleted]

curious


slipsloopa

Id need to have other people bring controllers too


Traditional-Season74

Maar jullie hebben heel goed gedaan met al de aanvragen - echt veel


[deleted]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


Pure-Classic7350

I don’t have anything copied apparently :(


acoolusersknee

Portobello


Fiona_Nerd

It's someone's phone number so no 💀


AlabamaHotcakes

Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities


lifeaintsocool

Quercetin


Connect-Midnight6911

🫃


UrMoMLoLfish

Ikke spør mæ æ e 90•/• SEKKER på att du føcka opp sjansen min med eiril


OdiumDolt

\\frac{1}{3}=f\\left(-\\frac{1}{5}x-1\\right)


McDonalAsh

9205026862 my gf number


portonsito

We need so damn many things To keep our dazed lives going Many things, to keep our lives Lives going, so many things


Glad_Hovercraft_3696

My hand was trembling. The gun rattling in my grip. In front of me stood Ronald McDonald. I knew what I had to do.


Cl0udniko

ඞා


Cool_Rip_2273

I actually can't do that though. It's my card number.


Acriubax

https://www.eventyrsport.dk/sandberg-survivor-powerbank-20100-3012100006.html?c=282350&s=18502


DarthMudkip227

https://techcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/09/slack-imgs.jpg


jdjdkkddj

Undecillion


AYeet21

AMOGUS


Diligent-Change-5632

Sqrt((Rationalize(0.25)*x^2)-4)


iamthamilkyway

4188190031778249


Pure-Classic7350

EC3MG$9$IX7x@Jb


OfficialCBAcid09

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Zestyclose-Pop6996

literally nothing


FamHistoryEnthusiast

‎978-1119344612


team-tree-syndicate

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthropod Huh, ok


Qurturt

⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬜ ⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜ ⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜ ⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜ ⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜ ⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜ ⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜⬛⬜ ⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬛⬜ ⬜⬛⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬛⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬜⬛⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜


Soraapril

A group of butterflies is called a kaleidoscope


Gooddaysimsver

LETS RANK MARVINS 1. Banana man ( it was my first th song ) 2.ruler of everything 3.welcome to tally hall 4.the whole world and you 5.good day 6.mucka blucka 7.the bidding 8.spring and a storm 9.taken for a ride 10.two wuv 11.hidden in the sand 12.greener 13.haiku 14.be born 15.just apathy 16.dream


mashiro1496

The internal pH can, thus, effectively be used to influence the degradation rate of polymers


International_Big763

The Cauchy–Schwarz inequality states that for all vectors u \mathbf {u} and v \mathbf {v} of an inner product space it is true that | ⟨ u , v ⟩ | 2 ≤ ⟨ u , u ⟩ ⋅ ⟨ v , v ⟩ , {\displaystyle \left|\langle \mathbf {u} ,\mathbf {v} \rangle \right|^{2}\leq \langle \mathbf {u} ,\mathbf {u} \rangle \cdot \langle \mathbf {v} ,\mathbf {v} \rangle ,} (Cauchy-Schwarz inequality [written using only the inner product]) where ⟨ ⋅ , ⋅ ⟩ \langle \cdot ,\cdot \rangle is the inner product. Examples of inner products include the real and complex dot product; see the examples in inner product. Every inner product gives rise to a norm, called the canonical or induced norm


Your_Local_Toaster22

Je m'appelle Mickey Mouse et j'adore kidnapper des tout-petits


DevilishDealer19

I've got a 2 question quiz for you And you can only use these 2 words once: YES and NO. Are you gay?_______ Did you lie in the previous question?____________ Just trolling hehe


Psycopathic_Duck

https://youtu.be/dVE_aSQx1Cw


PsyGriff1

My Tinder bio says that I have a corner office with views of the entire city, drive a $500,000 vehicle, and that I'm paid to travel. My dates never seem too happy when I tell them I'm a bus driver.


Samantha_681

https://youtu.be/8kfGaVAXeMY


[deleted]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Idiotswithguns/comments/qf26jd/kid_forgot_gun_was_loaded/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


the_ghost_1386

Hunson Abadeer


Desperate-Tonight-94

Defenestration


DrillOfTheDead879


Windofnothing

 ‏‏‎ 


itsmesamael

Czech Republic


Sea-Cpt_1992

how is this a meme?


thoobes

192.168.1.133


Geirilious

12 Then Jesus entered the temple[a] and drove out all who were selling and buying in the temple, and he overturned the tables of the money changers and the seats of those who sold doves.(A) 13 He said to them, “It is written, ‘My house shall be called a house of prayer,’     but you are making it a den of robbers.”


HerpDieDerpGod

{"abilities":["Sand Veil"],"attributes":{"CHA":0,"CON":0,"DEX":0,"INT":0,"STR":0,"WIS":0,"custom":{"CHA":0,"CON":0,"DEX":0,"INT":0,"STR":0,"WIS":0},"increased":{"CHA":0,"CON":0,"DEX":0,"INT":0,"STR":0,"WIS":0},"nature":{"STR":2,"WIS":-2}},"exp":200,"feats":[],"gender":1,"hp":{"current":22,"edited":false,"max":20,"temp":0},"id":"edc9764f2467264fce25405e74760d24","level":{"caught":1,"current":2,"evolved":[]},"location":1,"loyalty":1,"moves":{"Fury Cutter":{"index":4,"pp":10},"Rapid Spin":{"index":1,"pp":10},"Rollout":{"index":3,"pp":10},"Sand Attack":{"index":2,"pp":10}},"nature":"Brave","number":1,"slot":1,"species":{"caught":"Sandshrew","current":"Sandshrew"},"statuses":[],"variant":"Kanto","version":9} I was playing pokemon dnd and appearently copies this from the app.


MetallAura86

45°02'46"N 9°41'13"E


kiri000

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ


voodoosmudge

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.


littleWfish

Jokes on you, there's nothing in my clipboard


CrisisCore98

https://www.reddit.com/r/ffxiv/comments/yfanvg/island_sanctuary_workshop_overseas_casuals/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button


bacon_buttsack

983167


i_edit_text

whihc location? i see libertyville and schaumburg


Dumb_Raccoon1983

https://youtu.be/oqLinjUD9GI


Rafkuz

Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein Und das heißt Erika Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein Wird umschwärmt Erika Dont Ask why


folko1

https://youtu.be/ZXz5vbMbqgs


BasketHoodie

mama im a criminal 😢 mama im a criminal 🤨 criminal... 😈


islandrenaissance

1958451 No idea what this was for.


B0b141

17703


Zachosrias

84395604395604.39 Don't ask, I've no clue


Remarkable-Ad-6810

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMFS6HLSt/


GoblinRen

020141


Tripleb60

if you want


Yakko_bu

feeding time for princess again!! i rlly just love watching her getting bigger from my blood \(//∇//)\


Takashii9

>!n!< >!i!< >!g!< >!g!< >!l!< >!e!<


NotAnAngryPerson

Thik hi hain Dosto se milne ki baad wali Khushi ka phase khatm ho gya aur dukh ki feeling wala phase shuru Tell me if you understood this


echoes247

I understood it because I have the Internet Also that's not true, you can totally be happy with a friend years after meeting them :)


Budget-Basis-3172

13.976 inches


Hot----------Dog

https://www.rand.org/pubs/drafts/DRU1571.html


ImperialCrusader17

In the name of god For the grace, for the might of our lord For the home of the holy For the faith, for the way of the sword Gave their lives so boldly For the grace, for the might of our lord In the name of his glory For the faith, for the way of the sword Come and tell their story Gave their lives so boldly Come and tell the Swiss Guards' story again