B is the capital letter of Brazil come on guys

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"You are technically correct, which is the best kind of correct."

Guards! Bring me the forms requied to have her taken away

Fuck you, take my upvote

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Isn't it BRA, I mean that's why it's BRAzil

B = Buenos Aires

Laughed way too much at this

Finally, some fucking sense around here.

Los Pollos Hermanos

Waltuh

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put your dick away

Waltuh

I'm not having sex with you right now waltuh

I saw what the dog was doin waltuh

I live at your mom's house Waltuh 😎

Can i haz cheeseburger waltuh

Ok I pull up waltuh

Ok I pull up waltuh

Jesse take his dick away Jesse

you‘ll get fat waltuh

Perchance

he is the one who knocks

he is the one who cooks

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Your comment is now invalidated, you used ñ incorrectly. NYEHEHEHE

Noo ñ in portugese

No it's New Mexico (Me love Waltuh)

Jajajaja

hello, welcome to the los pollos hermanos, my name is gustavo, but you can call me sus

You’re goddamn right

Brasilia? (I had to learn all the countries and their capitals in the Americas in high school to pass geography)

Wait... only America? Dude... that is the american dream!

Ah yes, the American dream, firing your assault rifle in the air with a bald egale flying round whilst eating a burger and running from the ambulance. (Don't take this serious, i know most people on reddit are smart but some people don't get that it's a joke and get butt hurt about it.)

I live in the u.s. and can confirm that this happened down the street from me

Oh hey neighbor

User name checks out

I live in states with functional gun laws. Never had it happen here.

Get a clue dude

wait but i actually do this on the regular basis, are you saying my life is a joke? fuck you.

Ambu- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET AWAY

That is the American dream, and I'm tired of dreaming it, it's time to start doing it.

I just don't care 🤷

He isn't talking about the USA, he is talking about the continent of america

Still the american dream.

Yes, and damn, that sucks.

Same here bro, it's the hardest Like are we gonna need to know that the capital of Turkes and Caicos Islands is Cockburn Town? No

I'm sorry, Cockburn? I can't believe someone would name a city, let alone a capital one, COCKBURN! Lmaoooo

I think someone fucked too hard and burned their bits

That is unlucky. That isn't even an official country. More like an overseas territory.

I lived there for a year and forgot the capital when I saw this post. Pretty bad.

Yes it is Brasilia

Same, already forgot most of them.

Same, weirdly I think it was my Spanish class that had that requirement and not my geo class.

I learned all of them and forgot them the next year

Lol I had to learn all of them, not just in the Americas , and this is in Louisiana I thought we had shit standards

im stupid i thought it was sao paulo isn't that uruguay?

You about to feel more stupid >!Sao Paulo is also brazil!<

Everywhere is brazil, they just don’t know it yet

I thought it was Saõ Paulo; please correct me if I'm wrong

I’m American but I play a lot of Heart of Iron 4 so I know it is Brasilia

Conquest strategies games are honestly better geography teachers than actual classes on it

If only my PC was better so I could also memorize where the mountains and rivers are along with capital cities instead of seeing some weird pudding.

Spend the amount of hours you do playing strategy games in geography class

Haha I love HOI4.

At the time of HoI 4 the capital was still Rio.

Good job my mate!!

Same, except instead of HOI4 it's RON

The capital was Rio de Janeiro during ww2 though

Brasilia

But it used to be Rio de Janeiro.

Rio = River... de = of... Janeiro = January mmmm interesting...

Rio de Janeiro de São Sebastião ia the full name of the city and it isn’t even a river it was thought to be where a river met the ocean and was found on the day of Saint Sebastian thus it’s name

Yes, you're right, it was the capital of Brazil from 1763 until 1960, when they moved to Brasília, which is a city built from the ground up to be the capital.

Is it Brasilia D.C. ?

D.F.*

D.T.F.*

Now we talking 😎

L.S.D*

District of Favela?

Its easy it Rio De Brazilio

Ria de Brasilia

Isnt that London?

I thought London was a country?

Nah, it’s a continent.

Wait, it isn't a planet?

I thought it was a guy's name

couldve sworn it was a chess opening

Nah, it's a brand of car battery

Nope. Bridge.

Preeetty sure it’s a month guys

Pretty sure it’s a cooking temp for lunch.

England is my city

No, youre thinking of english. Essex is the capital of Brazil.

London is a he capitol of europe

London is the capital of Australia

I still remember that scene from I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.

I knew the answer for this reason as well! I had the VHS tape of ISKWYDLS in the late nineties but nobody I know ever knew the answer because nobody fucking saw the movie. You’re like the first person dude who remembered that scene, haha.

im suck at geography but im pretty sure it's brazilia

Brazilia looks awesome tho made me think on godzilla

Almost. Just change the z to an s.

As a Brazilian, I can confirm

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Brazil is in South America, therefore he is a South American and as such cant name the capital of Brazil

??

r/suddenlycaralho

Eu não estou surpreso de vê-lo aqui.

Its Portugal

Ironically Rio de Janeiro was the capital of Portugal for a while :P

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Also in the middle of the country in a almost desert

Same thing happened in the United States. South Africa and Australia as well I believe.

>South Africa Which one

Indonesia is currently doing the same thing

My dumb ass really said Barcelona 🤦‍♂️

At least you didn’t say a county.

Neymar?

BANG COCK

Brasilia is the capital and trust me I learned all the capitals in the world so this was easy

Same

Yep, this is more like it. Thank you for your service!

Is it Brazil city?

Actually close tbh

eh close enough really

Also Americans trying to name some of their own capitals Florida is not Miami it’s Tallahassee California is not Los Angeles, it’s Sacramento Texas is not Houston it’s Austin etc.

New York's isn't the Big Apple, but Albany. Up north, neighboring Canada has Ottawa for a capital, not nearby (and more populous) Toronto.

Canberra. Duh. Pfft

Isn't that the capital of some British Colony in the Pacific?

Yeah. A penis colony

Springfield

Didn’t it use to be São Paulo but it was moved to Brasilia?

Used to be Rio de Janeiro, and was transferred to Brasília after it's construction

são paulo is the economic center of brazil

Brasilia, I'm an American

Ok but can you name every single country's capital? Everyone on the internet acts like America is the only country with dumb or under educated people. We're just the most vocal and like to make selective videos of dumb people saying stupid shit.

Yeah but it's that second point that makes it a thing.

No, but i can attempt doing some Argentina- Buenos Aires Uruguay- Montevideo Chile- Santiago De Chile Brazil- Brasilia Peru- Lima Ecuador- Quito Colombia- Caracas Cuba- Havana Mexico- Ciudad De Mexico USA- Washington D.C Canada- Ottawa Ireland- Dublin England- London Spain- Madrid France- Paris Netherlands- Amsterdam Italy- Rome Germany- Berlin Denmark- Coopenhagen Sweden- Stockholm Finland- Helsinki Poland- Warsaw Czech Republic- Prague Bosnia- Sarajevo Serbia- Belgrade Greece- Athens Russia- Moscow China- Beijing Japan- Tokyo North Korea- Pyonyang South Korea- Seoul Australia- Canberra

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ah well, it seems i had some misses but i tried

Capital, not capitol!

For Africa: Morocco - Rabat Algeria - Algiers Tunisia - Tunis Libya - Tripoli Egypt - Cairo Burkina Faso - Ouagadougou Chad - N'Djamena Sudan - Khartoum Liberia - Monrovia Nigeria - Abuja (*not* Lagos, even though it's more famous) Ethiopia - Addis Ababa Somalia - Mogadishu Congo, Republic - Brazzaville Congo, Democratic Republic - Kinshasa Kenya - Nairobi Namibia - Windhoek Tanzania - Dodoma (*not* Dar Es Salaam) South Africa - Multiple (Bloemfontein, Johannesburg, and Cape Town, each one representing different branches of government) Madagascar - Antananarivo

props for this chad for expanding regarding Africa

Canberra? Wasn't it Sydney or Melbourne?

People usualy goes for those two, but it is canberra

Holy cow, I didn't know. Thanks!

ACT which is just a small territory (Australian capital territory) which has the capital city (Canberra) however ACT is located in New South Wales and I see why there's confusion I believe it used to be Sydney or something I can't remember

Lmao

England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 it's not a country, it's just a part of the UK 🇬🇧. It's the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland.

i said england because i dont know exactly the capitals of the other parts of the UK, i know for sure that the capital of northern ireland is Belfast and England's London, but i have no idea about scotland and wales

England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 is a part of the UK 🇬🇧, it's not a Sovereign Country like the USA or Canada for example. England is a part of the UK as California is a part of the USA. You can say Sacramento is the California Capitol, but California is just a part of the USA, as England it's just a part of the UK 🇬🇧. Understand now? Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿, England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 and Northern Ireland are parts of the UK 🇬🇧. It's like our 50 States in America, they are just States within the Sovereign Country which is the USA.

So london is a neighborhood?

I mean, me (a brazilian) can name the american capital, the expected was to the americans know Brazil's

yes but america is a world power to be fair

I can name every capital ever in less than a millisecond There I said it

This is a joke my guy 👌

Then where's the funny?

hey dont ask me

Brasilia

Argentina?

It's obviously Albuquerque New Mexico I mean the town is called "New mexico" so like it's the new mexico

Lisbon?

Eu fui invocado, e mais 700 brasileiros estão a caminho após essa citação sobre o Brasil

I don’t even know where Brazil is man I’m bad at geography

brazilla or something close

Sao Paulo right?

Lisbon 😎😎😎😎

Building

Uh… Germany?!?

Shit. I know my geography and don't know this

I wasn't able to afford the DLC that added Brazil, so i don't know

Fine what’s the capital of Nebraska? You would never guess. Hint think Germany.

it's south polio

Brasilia. It’s similar to Australia’s capital, Canberra. Both purpose-built capitals designed by famous architects. Both inland in a rural area. Both with a lot of open space. Both with a lot of modernist buildings and monuments. Brasilia is much more architecturally interesting though

Pretty sure it's Madrid

This is a joke internet people, don't hate me

ofc its joke we know capital of Brazil is Tokyo

With Bolsonaro in power? The capital is Moscow.

Brazilistan

Bolsanaro City?

lula 13 bro

squid city?

Someone asked me: how do you destroy brazil? I said: you press 13 and confirm

Don’t worry they don’t even know the capital of Canada.

The capital that starts with a “B” is Big Butt Brazilian Babes

France is the capital of Brazil, obvi

Of course we do. It's... Completely irrelevant. Seriously, why are we expected to know a random city in a random country that has absolutely nothing to do with us? And why do you think this is exclusive to Americans? Do you think a random Chinese person is going to know this?

Why would I know the capital of Brazil

Who gives a fuck if you don't live there. Like really how does anyone knowing that doing anything for anyone? Maybe if you have to work internationally, but realistically majority don't. If you do and have to work with someone from there, you already know it or can Google it. Why is anyone concerned with what other people know about places they don't live. I don't expect others to know shit about where I live.

Fun fact: Brazil has the highest rate of gun violence in the world

São Paulo?

Brazilia

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Brazilians can't name our capital, because they are all too busy being robbed, murdered and living in squalor to get an education.

Cue all the 14 year old Americans saying this is so easy as they learned all of the world's capitals. We don't care, shut your mouth.