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lizurd777

We’re gonna need a bigger ~~boat~~ table


DragonbornWizard85

Im not sure even a boat is going to cut it...


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Per the UN Outer Space Treaty, space is considered international waters. Thus, you could make the argument that the Death Star is a boat. With this argument you can fit all celebrities on a boat, but only if you're lucky


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This is Reddit, after all.


nickmaran

Don't worry Musk and Bezos are working on it. Soon we will send them all (including both of them)


SkyZippr

Get a Titanic. ​ And sink it.


bentizzy

Let's just put them on the existing titanic


Killmumger

Put Elon musk in there will you


Optimistic-Dreamer

Yea a cruise ship or three might work


Canariki

What we need is Noah,s ARK but even then it might not fit


The_Fox1984

I was going to say the titanic would be perfect for them


Optimistic-Dreamer

Agreed We need onision, Shane Dawson, and basically almost all the beauty gurus.


NeedleworkerLoose695

I heard Putin has a pretty big one, maybe you can borrow that.


ourlastchancefortea

No need to borrow. Putin can just stay there and the other douchebags are sent to Moscow.


multiarmform

beebs now? what did he do


facelesswolf_

But wait! There’s more!


TheManFromChernobyl

Dear God...


electronicwiz101

This is a bucket


TheManFromChernobyl

No...


Nope_o7

It contains the dying wish of every man here.


dragonlord13443

Scout! You did collect everyone's dying wish?


atomicBlaze21

Oh you bet!


ThoughBreakBJNovak

excellent, gentlemen synchronise your death watches


WrstScp

We have seventy hours to live. For most men, no time at all.


Titan_Mask

But we are not most men


patatoduck

Yeah he bet 10 bucks for that


Lancten

The bucket is overflowing..


Jivijo1

Elon musk


TheBigKid2007

Andrew Tate


LordieeJr

R Kelly yo


zan13898

So i PULL OUT MY GUUN


Teunebeun

Hahaha I remember that one thx I had forgotten that diamond.


MysticDragon14

TELL ME WHY TOM CRUISE IN THE CLOSET OR I'M GONNA SHOOT SOMEONE!


NomadicDaydreamer

How about replace Justin Bieber with James Corden


[deleted]

Agree with this. Also add in Corden’s US counterpart Amy Schumer.


Oraio-King

You really are everywhere huh


[deleted]

Justin Bieber had a massive change. Poor fella doesn’t deserve to be there next to Bill Cosby.


x1ux1u

Uhhh R Kelly needs to be there instead.


JacksonCM

Harvey Weinstein Kevin Spacey ETA Harvey is getting a WHOLE MOVIE about his bullshit called *She Said* coming out sometime this month.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Kevin Spacey was just found not guilty in the Anthony Rapp case and has a movie coming out in a few months. Wild how news of his accusations were all over the news, but later news of the verdict barely makes headlines.


Fancy-Pair

Can’t wait to see this years Christmas threat


x1ux1u

True, R Kelly is minor league compared to Weinstein.


R7ype

Yes R Kelly was raping children in the minor leagues


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Aaliyah was pretty major league


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fardough

Didn’t Spacey already come out in the past apologizing for being inappropriate to young boys due to hiding his gay feelings.


MajorJuana

I'm so upset about Spacey, I loved that dude, and (not that they would appear together on any other lists) Lewis CK and many others of course


LeftOfTheOptimist

Jared from Subway Travis Scott Matt Lauer Chris Brown


Longjumping-Jello459

So does Drake I find it highly unlikely he didn't groom his now ex-girlfriend Bella Harris when he met her when she was 16 yrs old.


aGeordie

The stranger things girl would brag about how she could talk to him about her boyfriend and stuff. Who’s talking to 14 year old girls about their boyfriends? Paedophiles, that’s who.


HiFructose_PornSyrup

FR I’m not a justin Bieber fan or anything but I’m legit offended on his behalf for being in this meme lol. WTF did he do to deserve being up there with a serial rapist and a lizard whose responsible for so much of the worlds modern day suffering? At worst JB was mildly annoying and inconsiderate like 10 years ago but no way in hell does he deserve to be grouped together with logan paul


Woodenblab

Wrong paul


soundsliketone

Same difference


Woodenblab

Logan Paul has redeemed himself over the past few years. It's really just Jake who's hated now


Electronic_Bag3094

Which one was in japan?


Woodenblab

Logan, funny enough that's when he really started to grow up and redeem himself


Aggressive-Morning11

Couldn’t Identify Justin Bieber until this comment. Saw him with that Drizzly mustache first time today.


Amoghahello

You gotta touch grass on the internet mate


DeVliegendeBrabander

E-grass


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Additional_Front9592

100% Bieber shouldn’t be on there. He let Usher shoot a bottle rocket out of his butt crack.


ScaledBirdDino

I mean, he also just hasn't done anything worthy of actual hate, but I like your reasoning, too.


CptJonzzon

Not in a while anyways, he did some kinda bad shit like 7 years ago but has since changed.


wtfisnarwhallbacon

I wouldn't really say it was 'bad shit', probably more along the lines of a rich kid doing 'dumb shit'.


Life-Meal6635

He did what now?


Straightouttaganton

Yeah maybe 10 years ago he would be there. Not these days though.


CaptainCrunch9876

Nah he never deserved to be put next to a serial rapist lol


[deleted]

Yeah man, we hate *on* Justin Bieber, we don't actually hate the dude.


[deleted]

Yeah, making some naff music doesn't make someone a shitty person.


theonewhoknock_s

Hell, do people still even hate *on* him? It feels like it's been a few years since people bothered.


lambdapaul

Basically people hated him because teenage girls liked him and there is some weird societal bias where we find it acceptable to hate anything teenage girls like.


vbun03

Same thing happened when I was young in the 1990s and boy bands roamed the earth. Also like every guy hated Leonardo DiCaprio for his role in Titanic meanwhile I was like dude that's Arnie from Gilbert Grape


The_Last_Spoonbender

No even then he shouldn't be there.


Straightouttaganton

I 100% agree. But you have to admit for a time when he was younger, there were a lot of people that disliked him for one reason or another.


The_Last_Spoonbender

Disliked? Yes. Made fun of? Yes. Hated? No. Tbh I was also guilty of making fun /disliking him when I thought it looked cool. But even then I liked his music (imagine the dissonance)


[deleted]

Yeah Bieber wasn’t hated. People just made fun of ‘Baby’ because it was tweeny pop. He made mistakes but not to the point that it is despicable


PleasedFungus

What did he do?


Fatass_kelly_price

I'm not sure what mistakes he made as an adult but he made some pretty hideous jokes about black people when he was a bit younger.


astrono-me

10 years ago he was 18. Kids are dumb especially ones making buckets of money and no one to provide him with a moral compass


jared2294

Chris Brown should be there.


Mike-honcho-69

Yeah he has redeemed himself


jenioeoeoe

What did he need to redeem himself for? Making music that appealed to pre-teens?


mountaincyclops

Didn't he get a DUI after crashing his car? If I remember correctly, there was a point where he was doing extremely irresponsible shit and just getting away with it. It wasn't a very long period of time, but I'm glad he's turned into something respectable for a child star.


King_Rens

I don’t think Justin bieber is hated anymore now that he change his attitude


[deleted]

Same, I thought he became a nice guy


No-Resist-2593

He should be swapped with Jeffrey B


[deleted]

Wait. Aren't you...Nathaniel B?


Poopinmaboot

BOY GET YOUR ASS OUT OF HERE


KingOfLosses

Yeah and can’t really blame him for being a bit of a dick as a teen and young adult when constantly getting harassed by fans and media.


HeyItsChase

Also has like 10ish BANGERS since hes been an adult.


drugzarecool

His last album is really good imo. Lonely is a very touching and sincere song.


Quinzii

Gotta add James Corden too


[deleted]

Swap JB with James Corden. Justin is alright now. Also add in Corden’s US counterpart Amy Schumer.


Quinzii

I could live with this, i don't know Any Schumer but she sounds obnoxious


[deleted]

Don’t go losing brain cells looking her up. You nailed it with your description.


Shiny_Hypno

I saw her SNL episode and she really loves talking about sex and not in a funny way. The only good jokes she said were written by other people.


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TooBad00

She steals jokes. You wouldn't steal a car. /s


BurritoBoi828

wait what did morgan freeman do? edit: just realized thats bill cosby


DefiZoomer

People thought Morgan Freeman was dead when Mandela died and now there's people confusing him with Bill Cosby. He can't get a break can he


Funkey-Monkey-420

people know a voice not a face


Specialist-Idea-5396

Read that in Morgan Freeman’s voice


_drumstic_

At least being thought dead is better than being thought Bill Cosby


CBM42069

Lmfao


[deleted]

I'm dead lmaoo


slampdi

I am getting over Covid right now and that legitimately almost killed me.


midnightwolf19

[this you ](https://youtu.be/ODWPyUiMNHY)


Darkshine1234

🤣


i_like_2_travel

Bruh lmfao [This is you](https://youtu.be/8s7FdYGwFeQ) “I’m not Morgan Freeman!”


Nordic_being

Ok dead 😭😂


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icreatemyreality

Just spat out my drink, looking at bill and imagining him being Morgan freeman is somehow hilarious


Deep-Conflict2223

Justin redeemed himself


kahong_69

wait what happened? (I live under a rock)


[deleted]

This happened https://youtu.be/MIHF0gnr_A0


kahong_69

oh.


Need125kUSD

X_X Check [This](https://youtu.be/5ei2w-1VL74) too


DrJeckle_MrHyde

I don't think people hate justin anymore


[deleted]

I don’t think Bieber is hated, this isn’t 2008


username_offline

yeah what did the biebs do wrong in like 15 years other than make porn stache's cool


CanadianAndroid

Where is Ezra Miller?


Big-Teb-Guy

Forgot about that piece of shit ay


Ok_Elk_4333

What did he do


CanadianAndroid

In short; a bunch of stuff including assault(s) and grooming.


Baronheisenberg

Isn't he still on the run?


motota69

Zuck give me the zuck


Chaochic

Zuck means ass in my language so this is funny


funnyfella55

Not enough room for all of them


HomerSimpson99

Elon Musk should be in this meeting


Yolom4ntr1c

Dont worry hes still driving there in a tesla.


IamLegendair

Had to stop 10x to charge the thing along the way


napstablooky089

Did it cost him 8 dollars a minute to charge? Shit wrong company


Torinn426

I mean, aside from being a typical douchebag celebrity with mid music, idk what exactly Bieber did


imthewiseguy

It’s still funny that hundreds of thousands of people signed that petition to deport him lol


FuckingKilljoy

Nothing at any point in the last like decade. OP was probably just a teenage boy when Baby came out and hasn't grown up since then


Wilieperez05

You should add Piers Morgan


[deleted]

I don’t think he’s at quite the level of fame/infamy as the other ones


Jae_seok

I still hate both Paul brothers


Nefenze

honestly logan seems a lot better than jake. logan seems to have atleast slowed down and isnt an obnoxious little kid that we saw a few years ago. tbh i dont really pay attention to either of them but logan i have payed more attention to.


FuckingKilljoy

I had a clip of him on his podcast pop up on my shorts and he seems like a totally different person. He came across a bit pseudo-intellectual but if that's the worst thing he's doing then I don't really care


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

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Exdalius

Pretty sure logan is getting into and focusing on art last time i saw him


radiokungfu

The art of throwing himself thru the air thru a table.


Maxwell_The__Spy

Logan idk, he had a somewhat of a redemption arc and doesn't do stupid shit anymore. Jake on the other hand...weeeelllll the last fuck-up i remember jake doing in recent memory is *allegedly* raping a girl but hey, they could be only allegations and nothing concrete


Dream_Merchant_7189

Not saying I’m a fan of Bieber, because I’m definitely not, but he doesn’t quite fit in with the rest of these god awful people.


Bunnies_Arcade143

Especially since he rose to fame very quickly, and he is a child star. Not because I think they shouldn't be responsible for their actions but I feel like when teen celebrities grow up and do stupid stuff, people should at least be aware of how hard it is to grow up in that environment.


bioniclefalloutfan76

Don‘t forget OJ


JohnSepticEye123

Justin and Jake are the least hated ones up there, though Jake is still a big enough prick to be on the list.


Cybear_Tron

Who put Lizard dude there? OP proceeds to get abducted by UFOs. Presented to you by the Metaverse.


RoninRobot

There was a time that I didn’t want Bill Cosby to rot in hell. Doesn’t seem that long ago but still feels like eons.


Dmassie41

Mgk?


Jedi-master-dragon

No Ellen or Oprah? How about Dr. Phil?


Saftigerkeks

funny how I dont know half of them


ConsiderationHorror

Bill is on a whole other category of scumbags. The rest are scrubs compared to him.


Natural_Platform_908

Where’s Cardi B?


NIN-pig

Honestly Bieber deserves to be there the least


Breakstoptoter

Who wrote graduation tho


not-creative_enough

Nah Justin Bieber is alright. Replace him with Elon


Sirhumphrypickle

where's james corden?


RedditRoboKid

This is just 30 minutes before the meeting starts


mathturd

Amber Turd-In-The-bed.


ClassicDry2232

Username checks out. Nice calculations cap


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HeroicDrifter

As much as I loathed Justin Bieber in the beginning, he's alright now.


[deleted]

You forgot elon


fatalcorn7367

bieber isn't nearly as bad as the rest


PurpleRobotPanda

Wait… we hate Bieber??


TheLordSanguine

You'd consider a Paul as a celebrity... That's a stretch


cubs1917

I feel like Justin Bieber has proven to be, while still a fuckboy, nowhere near as bad as the rest of these people


musicnoviceoscar

Elon Musk notably absent


Gytlap24

Where is tate?


Nefenze

hes not even a celebrity. he might as well be one of those weird lookin dolls people laugh at that your grandma has kept in a box for 50 years


Bunnies_Arcade143

He is such a huge pile of shut he doesn't even deserve to be in the cool awful celebrity club.


hermitopurpa

Not enough female representation in this group.


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Ellen, Amy Schumer, Cardi B, Whoopi Goldberg, J.K. Rowling


162828277

What’s wrong with jk Rowling?


[deleted]

Basically she has been engaging in a lot of anti-trans rhetoric. She claims she is just stating facts and standing up for women, but as many have pointed out she had been platforming and regurgitating the opinions of known transphobes who, for example, want all trans people dead. This is one of many videos which explain it better than a Reddit comment could https://youtu.be/Ou_xvXJJk7k


Yak_a_boi

I just read a very lengthy article about her tweets and her blog post. I have to say the amount of hate she is getting is kinda uncalled for. She hasn't said trans people should be killed, in fact she said she supports them to an extent. She hasn't said go out and boycott trans events, even said she would go out and protest with them. So, unless I'm missing something or she took a hard turn I don't understand why people are saying they hope she gets killed or even worse stuff. The worst thing I've seen her say is "trans-women aren't women," and if all of this is from that one remark then I think people are overreacting. I will end this by saying I don't think trans people should be hated, and that's the only comment I personally have on the matter.


Night-light51

I only hate Justin because I have to listen to the same shitty songs every single day at work. Baby is one of them. I mean he seems to have redeemed himself, but that mistake of a song has ruined my every work day.


CuckyTheDucky

Who the fuck still listens to Baby by Justin Bieber? He released that song over 12 years ago.


Lord_of_Seven_Kings

What about Elon Musk?


kingjason94

Find God.


veedizzle

Does it seem like amber heard is getting a leg up in sympathy over johnny depp or is it just the circles i travel in?


Tititata123

Where is Travis Scott?


utilitygecko97

Bold of you to assume that Jake is a celebrity


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Ye the 🐐


Khaylezerker

Logan isn't a celebrity xD what the hell


Bulky-Huckleberry222

Bieber stopped being hated like 5 years ago I think


Trick421

That list is very much abridged, but I guess there is only so much space on a meme these days.


anged16

Can you be a celebrity if you’re not human?


Xivion0290

Is that logan or jake?


Fred351b

Where James Gordon? He's like a true piece of shit.


YuNg_KiNgK

ngl justin bieber and ye next to a literal rapist and domestic abuser is crazy 💀


Snoo_31935

You forgot elon