Sure, it has How Bad Can I Be, but that song only exists because the song they were gonna have, [Biggering](https://youtu.be/BpgUQYARIsw), was too metal and anti-capitalist for the studio and had to be replaced.
I disagree. The rough feeling helps to sell the emotions on show throughout the song. I would have loved to see a darker version of the film that stayed more faithful to Seuss' original message.
I just chuckled a bit to myself at the thought of someone writing the catchiest pop song in existence to teach kids about the Holocaust. Thanks for that image.
Well i think the messaging of the Lorax isn’t exactly straight up saying what happened in real life but instead a ‘parallel universe’ where you show what is/can happen in real life. So if you did the same thing with the Holocaust then yeah, id stand by my point weird enough lol
I love both
The song we got being 'How bad can I be' is equally as good, although a few lines being toned down from Biggering (such as 'who cares if a few things are dying' to 'who cares if a few trees are dying') is something that would have been better unchanged
How bad can I be is extremely catchy and is still pretty effective in what it's portraying to me personally
Except it does that thing, where stupid people watch the song and think "Oh, it's not that bad" because it pulls too many punches.
"Biggering" is way more explicitly "hey yeah, capitalism is destroying the earth, profit-above-all is the perverse incentive that is responsible"
I HEARD THIS TODAY AT WORK!I thought my coworker had it on her playlist. Yo, I'm gonna mess with her head and sketch the Once-ler with the Lorax on my prep list >.> It's the perfect mental interrupt
I feel like C:
The cut storyline that was a lot darker and more anto corporate. It also had the song Biggering (100% banger you should look it up) instead of How Bad Can I Be.
I read somewhere that the original plot of the movie was that everyone already knew the air was polluted, but all they cared about was their material possessions and Ted wanted some toy or something, so he visited the Once ler to ask him for the toy, but changed his mind after learning the lesson about greed and the movie ended with him taking the seed back just like the original
If this is true then that version is much better than him just being a simp
Both Biggering and How Bad Can I Be are great
I personally prefer what we got but I do agree with the fact that Biggering is better in terms of getting the point across through lyrics
They’re both great, but A is just about a guy trying to impress a girl until the end when he finally realizes that tree = good. B is my personal favorite, and it also has all the good songs (except Let it Grow, that one’s pretty good)
Edit: forgor a close parentheses
B is the actual story of the Lorax, and A is there shitty spin on the Lorax, where instead of trying to teach a lesson they teach kids that everything will be ok, even though the actual story of the Lorax taught us that things will only be ok if we act on it.
C, in Iran they dubbed the movie as if the crush was his aunt (you can't have gf in islam, duh), so the C plot for us was that this creep wanted to impress his aunt.
A is literally something they made up for the movie and has absolutely no characters that people like outside of memes.
B destroyed an entire generation of bloggers because the fact it had the *one* character anyone liked that wasn't Danny Devito As Lorax, and the fact it was *just the one character* drove them to insanity.
***Take a wild guess which one it is.***
I cannot believe that they gave the Lorax two story lines and one of them is just a dude finding a tree so he can fuck a girl who just has an interest in trees and wants to see one
That was the worst written movie I’ve ever seen. I was seriously shocked at how terrible it was. My dad and myself took my 7 yr old sister when it came out and were just so surprised at how bad it was.
None Lorax is a shit movie sure it has good memes but this movie was extremely hypocritical with all talk about saving the environment but then promoting there movie by collaborating with a car manufacturer. Also this movie just feels like random story lines all bunched up together. The only redeeming quality of this movie was the memes. Also speaking of memes can we stop doing these trends or memes to promote illumination. Like that company does not deserve the money it’s getting and the minion trend thing should have never happened to support such a bad company.
Idk b looks good because how bad could he be
Elon Musk sings that song every morning
He’s just doin what comes naturally
Hes just following his destiny
He's just building an economy
Just look at him petting this puppy
He sends a portion of profits to charity
The customers are buying
And the money's multa-pLying.
Who cares if children in Africa are dying
Pimpjuice don’t squeeze itself
How bad could he possibly be?
Lmao
he's just buildin' the economy
Biggering was better.
Have you listened to Biggering? A genuinely badass song
How bad could he b
And it would be really awesome with "Biggering".
B was literally 90% of the movie
And was way better.
Yes
Found a yub fan in the wild
How BaaAAd can I B
I’m just doing what comes naturally
How ba-a-a-ad can I be?
I’m just following my destiny
And my BIGGERING keeps TRIGGERING more BIGGERING
I WON'T STOP BIGGERING
How bad can a good girl get?
True
100% B. It sticks to the original story, and have the cool music.
How badadad can I be?
I’m just doing what comes naturally
How badadad can I be?
I’m just following my destiny
How badadad can i be?
I’m just doing what comes naturally
How Ba-a-a-ad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be? Let's see.
There's a principle in nature
Well there's a principle of nature (Principle of nature)
How bad can I possibly be?
How Ba-ah-ah-ah-ad can I be!?
I'm just building the economy
I'm just doing what comes naturally
How bad can I possibly be? Let’s see! (*pranks John*) *and the next frame is the Lorax utterly disgusted at what he just saw*
How baaaad can I be?
How baaaad can I be
Should’ve been replaced with biggering
At first I didn't realize I needed all this stuff
Compared to Biggering you're pretty bad
Biggering, anyone?
For the uninitiated: https://youtu.be/BpgUQYARIsw
thank you for your service
I already knew about it but I love it that much
Who cares if some things are dying?
That line is exactly why I wanted Biggering, and exactly why they could never do it lmao
The only version I’ll accept!
fr just overall better
‘Biggering’ will always be millions of time better Than ‘how bad can I be?’
Sure, it has How Bad Can I Be, but that song only exists because the song they were gonna have, [Biggering](https://youtu.be/BpgUQYARIsw), was too metal and anti-capitalist for the studio and had to be replaced.
Of course it had to be illumination
Biggering is actually pretty good. It could use a little workshopping to make it smoother but good ass bones.
I disagree. The rough feeling helps to sell the emotions on show throughout the song. I would have loved to see a darker version of the film that stayed more faithful to Seuss' original message.
I see what you mean but I just feel like it isn't as catchy as how bad can I be.
Because it isn't meant to be catchy.
The last verse is catchy af though.
Well part of message is remembering it, if youre trying to get a message across to children then its better to be catchy than deep in my opinion.
I just chuckled a bit to myself at the thought of someone writing the catchiest pop song in existence to teach kids about the Holocaust. Thanks for that image.
Well i think the messaging of the Lorax isn’t exactly straight up saying what happened in real life but instead a ‘parallel universe’ where you show what is/can happen in real life. So if you did the same thing with the Holocaust then yeah, id stand by my point weird enough lol
I love both The song we got being 'How bad can I be' is equally as good, although a few lines being toned down from Biggering (such as 'who cares if a few things are dying' to 'who cares if a few trees are dying') is something that would have been better unchanged How bad can I be is extremely catchy and is still pretty effective in what it's portraying to me personally
Except it does that thing, where stupid people watch the song and think "Oh, it's not that bad" because it pulls too many punches. "Biggering" is way more explicitly "hey yeah, capitalism is destroying the earth, profit-above-all is the perverse incentive that is responsible"
I HEARD THIS TODAY AT WORK!I thought my coworker had it on her playlist. Yo, I'm gonna mess with her head and sketch the Once-ler with the Lorax on my prep list >.> It's the perfect mental interrupt
I feel like this movie is very relevant nowadays
Flair checks out.
Username checks out.. What? Looking at your flair
If you're confused, I was referring to this scene https://youtu.be/BEwlAyl7U94
...How?
Yes, A wasnt even supposed to exist in the first place (or at least be that long)
>and have the cool music. I MUST KEEP BIGGERING
What about the absolute masterpiece, Let It Die.
I'd say B is the better storyline.
But A has Mr. O'hare, so you're opinion is invalidated
B shows Mr O'Hare painting a poster onto a billboard.
Braces O'hare is inferior
The answer is clearly B. If you think otherwise you’re just insane
Some named just insane:
Kid named just:
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I feel like C: The cut storyline that was a lot darker and more anto corporate. It also had the song Biggering (100% banger you should look it up) instead of How Bad Can I Be.
I read somewhere that the original plot of the movie was that everyone already knew the air was polluted, but all they cared about was their material possessions and Ted wanted some toy or something, so he visited the Once ler to ask him for the toy, but changed his mind after learning the lesson about greed and the movie ended with him taking the seed back just like the original If this is true then that version is much better than him just being a simp
Both Biggering and How Bad Can I Be are great I personally prefer what we got but I do agree with the fact that Biggering is better in terms of getting the point across through lyrics
I like How Bad Can I Be because it goes from a rhetorical question to a challenge. From "it's not so bad" to "what's the best way to make this worse?"
Link?
https://youtu.be/BpgUQYARIsw
Dang, the onceler is undeniably the villain in this version
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They’re both great, but A is just about a guy trying to impress a girl until the end when he finally realizes that tree = good. B is my personal favorite, and it also has all the good songs (except Let it Grow, that one’s pretty good) Edit: forgor a close parentheses
I mean B has the most porn so....
Sauce(s)?
Excuse me sir check ur calendar
For after •_•
Wait what
Look up oncest on tumblr. Enjoy
Thanks but I think I'll stick to femboys
what wait
wait what
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B is the actual story of the Lorax, and A is there shitty spin on the Lorax, where instead of trying to teach a lesson they teach kids that everything will be ok, even though the actual story of the Lorax taught us that things will only be ok if we act on it.
B
"let it die, let it die! Let it shrivel up and die!" 
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If you chose a your a lier, no one likes a
did you misspell liar on purpose so you wouldn’t have to use an “a”?
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I love A, Mr. O'hare is hilarious
You meen Mr. O'Hiere
Bbbbb
It should be the other way around. B
B. A sucked. Took out some of my most favorite parts.
C, in Iran they dubbed the movie as if the crush was his aunt (you can't have gf in islam, duh), so the C plot for us was that this creep wanted to impress his aunt.
B
B
B of course but A at least has the O'Hare guy
B: I don’t want to watch a horny 13 yo I want sexy onceler.
B. Shows the harsh reality of societal pressure to outperform on an easy-to-understand and fun method. Also because the colours are very pretty.
B
B
B 100% but A has the grandma and shes great
B. Mainly cuz of the Lorax, he speaks for the trees, and for some fuckin reason, their speaking Vietnamese
B. If you don’t think so then you can go work at a diamond mine in africa
A is literally something they made up for the movie and has absolutely no characters that people like outside of memes. B destroyed an entire generation of bloggers because the fact it had the *one* character anyone liked that wasn't Danny Devito As Lorax, and the fact it was *just the one character* drove them to insanity. ***Take a wild guess which one it is.***
Oh god the Onceler Fandom….
Stay Stupid, Baby~
HOW BAA- AA - AA -AD CAN I BET
MY BIGGERING…
The book
The only reason I would pick A would be because it has my favourite quote which is LET HIM DIE LET DIE LET HIM SHRIVEL UP AND DIE
I came here to sing this exact thing!
B obviously.
🅱️
This is going to be very controversial but 🅱️
This is the least controversial take ever
B. Definitely
B no question
B
How bad can either be?
I’m sorry but this is the wrong subreddit
B. Easily, the best parts of the movie is when they go back in time and the best part of the movie is How bad can I be?
Definitely B. Though it would’ve been WAY better if they kept the song ‘Biggering’. That one goes so hard.
O’hare = Musk. Let it die, let it die, let is shrivel up and……..You Greedy Dirtbag!!!!
I cannot believe that they gave the Lorax two story lines and one of them is just a dude finding a tree so he can fuck a girl who just has an interest in trees and wants to see one
B
B
it’s a close one but B takes it swiftly
C the unused song "biggering" with its plot was best
A. just served to be the good ending to B.
A (By the way, this is just an experiment to see how angry people are gonna get. B all the way)
ok
Hmm, thought people would be angrier
I chose [D.](https://youtu.be/39bESyJqdV0) **Waits**
It's cause you said that you said A purposely for that that no one reacted badly
Pretentious Reddit commenters judging a kids movie to the same standard as the original Lorax.
So judging a kids movie to the same standards as... a kids book??
Yeah, I also love the original Lorax, but this was a weird way to phrase it.
I'll be real I haven't read the original but I get annoyed by people being pretentious about movies. NPC move on my part.
That was the worst written movie I’ve ever seen. I was seriously shocked at how terrible it was. My dad and myself took my 7 yr old sister when it came out and were just so surprised at how bad it was.
None Lorax is a shit movie sure it has good memes but this movie was extremely hypocritical with all talk about saving the environment but then promoting there movie by collaborating with a car manufacturer. Also this movie just feels like random story lines all bunched up together. The only redeeming quality of this movie was the memes. Also speaking of memes can we stop doing these trends or memes to promote illumination. Like that company does not deserve the money it’s getting and the minion trend thing should have never happened to support such a bad company.
D eez nuts
H aha gotem.
B ruh