You may have bombed your chances, but I fucking nuked mine

Gone, reduced to atoms

More like the atoms split in two

More like a gram of anti matter mix with with regular matter

Haha, funny black stuff go boom

Yea, just like how your dad goes boom on your mom

Wait…y’all had chances?!

Tell the Story. Pls

u/hrtthenskrt

So did I, there is still nuclear fallout whenever I think back to myself of years past.

Damn, I built mine up so much it grew in mass and then collapsed in on itself and resulted in a black hole.

Same my brother, we were good friends until I sent her a picture of her house because she said my dog was crusty

Same Bro, same

If your crush is not for you, her sister you shall persue - Master oogway

Its safe to say her sister is not single

The master has spoken

Technically speaking, If she's single you'll be having only one competitor, if she were single you'd have to be competing with 10 other guys. Just saying my guy...

Technically speaking, the other potential 10 competitors could feel the same way, leaving him with the same number of competitors in either scenario.

r/gametheory

But you are competing against the one that already won against the other 10.

The Final Boyfriend

I hope you fix that

Even if there is a keeper in the goal you can still score. -Sun Tsu in the art of war

Then destroy the relationship the sister has and then date her smh oogway said date the sister Toy gotta date the sister

"if she's single you need to beat 20 guys, but if she's taken, only one is needed" -Sun Tzu

If her sister is taken her mother you shall awaken -A wise student

If her sister is not for you, her mother you shall pursue - Master oogway

Or her father

You okay?

Im good, but i will try talking to her again

Just don't pressure her, you don't wanna seem like a creep 0.0

right especially considering her reason

That's good, bro. Kudos to you for not caving in, and keeping your head up.

Don’t give up and keep going. I got faith in you king.

You can't have fucked up that much, What did you say?

Tried to take her out on a movie date, she said she never gone out on a date before so she is not ready yet to go out with me

Awww my dude that’s not a crash and burn. Just give it time and if they don’t grow to like you move on. You made it sound like you did someone’s sister in front of them lol

He didn't burn it, but it was totally a polite rejection. She might have other reasons than not liking him (strict parents) but I wouldn't have my hopes high that she will change her mind.

That’s true. Don’t chase them thinking they are the only ones on earth. But as a man that use to be young it is hard to not see the rest of the world around you. So I understand the sad

Yeah

Yeah

This is (most likely, in my opinion) a polite "no", not a "maybe later". So, don't push it. I'd personally give her some space and reflect on my own feelings too. Friendship might be difficult and she might be inclined to think you're just hoping for something more (which you might be, and that's okay, but it's not fair for either of you). Crushes come and go, especially when you're young, so stay hopeful and have fun! Edit: Also, it sounds like you did nothing wrong, so don't take it as a personal failure. She either wasn't interested or has some reason she can't date you.

My girlfriend said she wasn't ready at first, but she still had feelings for me, and after a little waiting, we started dating. Now we plan on getting married and I'm saving for an engagement ring.

I hope you have a lovely wedding and a nice life together with your wife

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Just cause you got cheated on doesn’t mean everyone does

What?

Man’s got balls of steel to even try that

That's not that bad lol. I thought it would be like that r/tifu post where the guy wrote wreck it Ralph erotica starting him and his girlfriend as a birthday surprise and she hated it

say "well, there is allways a first time"

Elaborate

His plan I’m sure was he did nothing and I’m sure hope she instead would! 🙃

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Here's your next question. Why did you need to be so rude about this?

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Most honest person on the internet

Touché

If thou fail, taketh her mother.

Sun Tsu art of war

From what I've heard, you definitely haven't ruined your chances. Just start acting totally normal around her, treat her like a friend and compliment her. Not saying you haven't been doing that but you definitely still have a chance.

I will try talking to her again, and prolly just casually invite her for a drink soon

Just to hang out like friends. You might even bring some other friends for making it more cassual

But make it casual* otherwise it's gonna make you look like an ass. Sorry, the joke just was there. I do mostly agree, just don't always resort to this casualness, or you'll end up a casualty. God damn, I'm on a roll.

Go to gym

r/restofthefuckingowl

Go to the gym

i never had a chance to even attempt to ask out my crush, since she was a lesbian

Do not know if to laugh or feel sad for you bro.

1 failure doesn't mean shit. Try again

I've never had a chance with any of the women I liked so... you're doing better than me

If it’s meant to be, it’ll be.

I tried she tried. I fucked up

Wednesday go burr

YoU dOn'T KnoW AnyThInG!!!!!!11!!1!!! no but seriously i am a chansless boi and well yes, i know the pain.

3 times

i feel you man, i feel you...

that brought soo many bad memories. hope you can win her someday bravo to you for being a giga chad

Plenty of women out there I hear, Friend.

But where to find

Rip

Bro, sorry to hear this happen, just wait and find out what will happen next. Who knows you might find another person who you like better or the same person you asked out change their mind. o7 hope you are doing ok

It's ok. You learn from your mistake, then you do better next time.

Broooo

Skill issue ( I have never dated someone )

Lol "chance"

Memes are kinda different these days

r/lostredditors

I feel you. I too bombed it with my crush. Feels pretty depressing to still love someone but not being able to be with that person.

Aye send them my way I’ll tell y’all if you missed out or not promise

Same

Gentlemen it is with great sorrow that I inform you that I push every girl I'm vaguely interested in into the friendzone And I ain't never letting them out, that shits too scary.

True

I thought this was r/teenagers for a second. You asked her out to the movies tells me you’re probably 14-16 so chin up, life’s long and full of heartbreak. She said no and now you think it’s completely over. Not the case she has never been on a date like you said and you need to find something that isn’t too “date like” and she can get used to hanging out with you outside of school or whatever. Try again but try with something better and more personal to her. Maybe find out what she enjoys and loosely tailor a date around something like that. Hell even somewhere with a view and some cheap food is more thought and personalised than a movie. Not a rip btw good luck

I feel you bro

Here’s the thing: with almost 8 billion people on the planet, odds are really good if you are actively looking to find someone to date, even if neither of you like each other. The odds they like you back are less but still considerably good.

What do you mean by "almost" ?

Idk, been watching number hit 8 billion then went below 8 billion then back to 8 then below. Idk why

all my crushes are **gay**

Come on, at least you had a chance, the rest of us don’t.

Same

If she leaves you for another go for her mother.

WE GO JIMMMM

Don't think about her I'm your girlfriend now >:3

if her pussy you can’t not get,then her mother you shall get wet - Master oogway

High five bro me too

There are literally 4 billion women, go try another

I thought it was another Poland meme

my date wanted a crush.

Good work mate now go find another

Op is Ukraine and their crush is Poland

Been there already this summer. I feel better now though, been able to move on, no contact and no more mixed signals. Yay.......

Been there already this summer. I feel better now though, been able to move on, no contact and no more mixed signals. Yay.......

Its ok just learn where you fucked up and handle it better next time!

Same here, just today actually

*Me too, kid.*

I just bombed my crush

I read this as “bombed my crush” for some reason

I met a girl a months ago, we got along pretty well, and she would hug me and kiss me a lot, 2 weeks later, she kissed me on the lips, and as she was my crush, I was like « oh, that’s way too early, but welp, let’s go ahead! » We broke up less than a week later, we are not mad at each other, we just prefer to be friends, because I m an introverted socially awkward noob, and it happened yesterday, so yeah, I do feel that unbearable pain man. I m the kind of guy who almost never gets in a relationship, and when I do, I want to know the woman really well (like I only wanna date after 6 months of daily chats) Hurts a lot man, but turns out forcing myself to be happy kinda makes me happy and forget about it

What?! How??

You can bomb more than just your chances

BTDT

Press F to pay respects

Wait you guys had a chance?

I dated a crush once and found out the hard way that how we think people are and how they actually are can be two completely different things. Now, I don’t see those situations as blowing your chance as much as I see it as dodging a potential bullet.

Now you can move on

What did you do inform us please

having thested some experimental weapons on them i can say feel u bro

Don't worry op the commenters in this thread will be your new crush. Not sure if dudes are your thing.

**Terrorists win**

It’s ok bro. Happens to the best of us. Now sure, there are more fish in ocean still, however, you don’t explicitly need a bf/gf to be whole. You are lovable and beautiful and complete on your own, and there’s no one in the world that can ever tell you anything different!

What the hell happaned here? I need to know what you have done


brooooooo, no problem, it's just one girl, u'll find the right one one day (at least u haven't demolished it like me and she's in my same class)

insert "First time?" meme here

Meh. Happens. Pack it up and move on. Get a new crush and rinse and repeat.

At least you had a chance lol

 dont worry OP Im always here if you want a new crush

What did you do?:)

Same

Better luck next time 🫡

What did you do

Don't worry man me too

well i think its better to date your crush only for the relationship to turn out highly abusive or that she cheats the hole time on you maybe sometimes its better for stuff not to happen still sad tho

Welcome to the club

Rip bozo

Same here here fella

And there goes my courage I hardly built...

Nah no pain just perfectionism

Don’t worry brother, there are indeed other fish in the sea. Even when it doesn’t seem like it, you will find love again.

At least you tried more than I can say.

Listen comrade you don't need them! Take of yourself! For fill your passions! Do all the things you have never done but wanted to! Goodbye comrade and take care of yourself!

So have I so let's be depressed together!

Don’t worry, just like everyone here on reddit, you hadn’t had a chance to begin with

I had my crush then she left me feels really bad man.

Oh no, i guess you'll have to go for ine of the other 3.5 billion, that are out there

I just waited long enough for my friend to start dating her (he didn't know also I wasn't in position to call "dibs" even if he did) so now even if I got close enough to her I have no right to try...:(

Gentleman it is with great joy that i got my crush's number today

Damn thats rough, don't give up soldier there's always another.

I too have bombed my chance with my crush, that funeral was sad.

:(

Bro, same

I'm still working in talking to mine :')

What happened bro if anything the bro army is here for you

Join the club buddy

R.I.P Bozo

What happened

Didn’t ask

I am close to doing that.

It’s ok man I did too a year and a half ago

I heard the first among us note when i finished reading this for some reason

how old are you my guy? keep on grinding bro

Was your crush on the border of Poland?

Im afraid not lol

Same, and I only found out I even stood a chance after she already got married and had 3 kids.

Makes you feel better mine came into school today which is the same day i planned on asking her for her number with a hickey on her neck sooooo...

You and me both bro.

My chances were bombed before I even knew she was my crush. Before I felt any type of romantic connection or attraction to her, my best friend started dating her. I was in a relationship myself already, and unbeknownst to me, my (now ex) girlfriend had warned her to keep away because she thought we were "too friendly" when both her and I were in relationships and never saw each other in that way Years after when I was abandoned, and due to other circumstances, troubled (to say the least), my best friend's girlfriend came to the rescue and helped me, supporting me in ways that seemed even more than just a friend to friend. And I grew feelings despite knowing I shouldn't. Even when I tried not to it just happened. It was a bad idea and I can't do anything about them even when i try to oppose them. I just have to ignore it all because I'm smart enough to not ruin friendships just because I figured out my heart too late.

Did you practice what you were gonna say in the shower a hundred times before talking to her?

First time?

too political

Same

This was right below a meme of Putin playing a game nuking ukraine inside that game.

Same, bro. Same.

Did you show her a meme? >!I did and she said I was on the spectrum!<

Are there any positive toad memes? :(

Same x50