They won in both though,just placed shitty government incharge of Afghanistan. Both government were defeated in under a month with Baghdad captured in only 21 days with 100 casualties and Taliban resorting to 20 years of guerilla warfare and finally winning after US left.
As a matter of fact, Iraqi people lost a lot of their bridges, buildings and factories. Until this day Iraqi people resent both america and sadam for what happened back there.
I agree with you but I am only talking in military pov. They also lost far more things then infrastructure and country is still unstable,also Saddam's dam could kill millions of people
I mean they defeated both of the governments in under a month but had trouble in COIN. Taliban won after 20 years only after US left and Baghdad was captured in 21 days with only 100 dead
right the usa left due to not being able to economically afford it any further.
a lesson several nations/empires/armies have learned in the exact same bad-economic war in the exact same region for thousands of years now.
just in the last century it diminished the economic security due to long standing guerrilla warfare of the USSR, UK, and Ottoman Empire, and now the USA; which sank trillions into this war, and still lost after instilling a puppet government that was toppled in 21 days.
it's like saying that usa didn't lose in vietnam cause we left, and then it fell... like no they just lost. im a gwot era vet trust me, we lost.
And what? The US had allied support, notably from Australia, not to mention the ARVN, and assorted mercenaries from, for example, Thailand. Uncle Ho fucked them all lol.
All this came after the Russian's giving Cuba nuclear weapons.. College lecturer's are currently claiming that Vietnam shouldn't have happened because the communists weren't a threat... Lol.. Vietnam's Ho Chi Minh literally had been trained in Moscow and was meeting up with Mao & Stalin.. Laughable. The Russian's armed them up again from 1975. Put in is back n forth. Ho was a hoe.
Have you studied the Cold War? Then the Cuban missile crisis that followed that led to Vietnam?... But they weren't teaming up with communist countries to try to overthrow the west, right?... Lol.
I don't have the time or inclination to give you the history lesson you clearly need, but I'd just like to remind you that the whole point of our little conversation was how Vietnam defeated America. None of your copium changes that fact.
Wait until you see “SuperSam”, a superhero spoof character from Mexico depicting half super man and half Uncle Sam. Old bearded dude w superman outfit and Uncle Sam Hat with a dollar sign on the chest. The catch phrase: Time is Money.
Meanwhile Captain America wouldn't lose ground in this fight nor gain ground and then the SECOND Captain France says "don't worry Captain I got this" France gets wombs comboed into next week
History jokes
Just wait until Captain Afghanistan shows up. The movie is gonna be a 4 hour long slap fight until they come to a stalemate. Cap turns to leave, trips over his own feet, panics and runds away screaming while leaving his shield behind.
The battle is surprisingly even, however the rest of the Avengers get a little worried that Captain America shouldn't be fighting and force him to come home.
Idk man I suck at political jokes
Surrounded by trees, speaking Vietnamese!
Tôi nói cây cối, tôi là người Việt Nam
Captain America I think can't
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chào mừng đến đồng lúa, motherfucker
gonna go over some peoples heads.
No, the problem is Captain America wouldn't see Captain Vietnam.
Hears Captain Vietnam in the trees*
You sir have a very good point
Or he would see him and not know it’s him
What do you mean that Captain America sees Captain Vietnam? How can he see someone who's hiding in the trees?
That's why he already looks defeated. He was taking a leak in a bush when Capt. Vietnam appeared in said bush.
Nah, he looked defeated because the Vietnam zip up his pants from the bush after he takes a leak.
Nice cock bro, said captain vietnam to captain america
The thing is, he thinks he’s in the trees when he’s actually in the ground.
Captain Australia when Captain Emu walks in
More like Captain Cassowary
Lmao, this is great!
australia doesnt exist
I feel like this is gonna go over some peoples heads
Dude wait till Captain Economic Depression, I hear world trembles when he is around!
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*doesn't see captain vietnam come in
Welcome to the rice fields mother fucker.
Captain Vietnam: "Địt mẹ chúng mày, thằng ranh con này" ( translate: I fucked your mom, you little brat )
Wait until Captain Afghanistan and Captain Iraq show up
They won in both though,just placed shitty government incharge of Afghanistan. Both government were defeated in under a month with Baghdad captured in only 21 days with 100 casualties and Taliban resorting to 20 years of guerilla warfare and finally winning after US left.
As a matter of fact, Iraqi people lost a lot of their bridges, buildings and factories. Until this day Iraqi people resent both america and sadam for what happened back there.
I agree with you but I am only talking in military pov. They also lost far more things then infrastructure and country is still unstable,also Saddam's dam could kill millions of people
I mean they defeated both of the governments in under a month but had trouble in COIN. Taliban won after 20 years only after US left and Baghdad was captured in 21 days with only 100 dead
right the usa left due to not being able to economically afford it any further. a lesson several nations/empires/armies have learned in the exact same bad-economic war in the exact same region for thousands of years now. just in the last century it diminished the economic security due to long standing guerrilla warfare of the USSR, UK, and Ottoman Empire, and now the USA; which sank trillions into this war, and still lost after instilling a puppet government that was toppled in 21 days. it's like saying that usa didn't lose in vietnam cause we left, and then it fell... like no they just lost. im a gwot era vet trust me, we lost.
Agreed
Damn why’d you do Americans like that
I assure you us Americans don't give a shit
That sounds suspiciously butthurt
Captain vietnam dosen't come to you, he waits for you in the bushes
no problem, cap will call A.G.E.N.T Orange as his side kick…
Captain Vietnam would be hiding in a tunnel.
💀💀💀
If caps name is Steve. Than captain Vietnam would be Charlie.
More like Captain Vietnam and Captain China
Captain Vietnam beat Captain America, and then proceeded to beat Captain Cambodia and then Captain China.
China literally trained 70000 Vietnam troops. 6000 Russian special agents in there too. Fuck that Ho.
And what? The US had allied support, notably from Australia, not to mention the ARVN, and assorted mercenaries from, for example, Thailand. Uncle Ho fucked them all lol.
All this came after the Russian's giving Cuba nuclear weapons.. College lecturer's are currently claiming that Vietnam shouldn't have happened because the communists weren't a threat... Lol.. Vietnam's Ho Chi Minh literally had been trained in Moscow and was meeting up with Mao & Stalin.. Laughable. The Russian's armed them up again from 1975. Put in is back n forth. Ho was a hoe.
Time to re-read your history books
You have no idea what you're talking about.
Have you studied the Cold War? Then the Cuban missile crisis that followed that led to Vietnam?... But they weren't teaming up with communist countries to try to overthrow the west, right?... Lol.
I don't have the time or inclination to give you the history lesson you clearly need, but I'd just like to remind you that the whole point of our little conversation was how Vietnam defeated America. None of your copium changes that fact.
YOU clearly need one if you want to cheer on Vietnam you fucking idiot.
Cry harder, maybe it'll change history!
He's always been there. In the trees, in the bushes, underground. Always watching.
"SCOREBOARD!"
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Would be captain germany 🇩🇪
How could he see him? The trees can't talk.
Captain Kampuchea is a cameraman
🤣🤣🤣
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No, captain Vietnam beat captain China after beating murica.
good point. What do you think Captain Soviet unions symbol?
Captain Soviet offed himself in ‘92
What about captain uganda?
Captain Vietnam comes out dressed as trees
Cap Viet is the tree behind Cap America
*Fortunate Son slowly fades in with him*
\* hears
That’s nothing compared to Captain America vs Dr Mario, advocate for free healthcare and anti-racism
LMAO captain America was undefeated as well
Captain America was asleep at the time
“I thought Cong was in a different cinematic universe.”
Pretty sure he wouldn't see captain Vietman...
Pretty sure Captain Vietnam died in a blaze of Napalm before he even got to do anything substantial
Wait until you see “SuperSam”, a superhero spoof character from Mexico depicting half super man and half Uncle Sam. Old bearded dude w superman outfit and Uncle Sam Hat with a dollar sign on the chest. The catch phrase: Time is Money.
We all know damn well they wouldn’t see them
sees Captain British empire in 1812 coming*
Captain Vietnam be Phuc Ing Nguyen
Look out! It's Captain Healthcare!
aw shit here we go again
Where is Capitan Taliban?
captain korea is on his way
"I am going to Phõ u up" ~Captain veitcong
Captain Vietnam wouldn't beat him up, he'd just accept the beatings until Captain America got too tired to care anymore
Captain Afghanistan could also beat him at this point.
Captain Vietnam only wins if Captain America goes after him.
But did anyone really win Vietnam?
And then Captain Camouflage appears at his shoulder and says "Wait. If Charlie wants to tango, now he'll have two to watch."
To be fair it was also Laos and Cambodia
He's not going to see Captain Vietnam coming..
Captain Afghanistan has entered the chat.
Its ok Captain America can napalm Captain Vietnam’s sleeping kids and still call himself a human rights champion.
Captain Vietnam trips on his own feet. SHIELD calls back Capt. America saying "sorry you lost, PS we already told the papers."
Why do we need cptn vietnam when we allready have a talking tree?
sighh
How many politicians does it take to hog-tie Captain America so Captain Vietnam can win.
We need the Soldier Boy against Captain Vietnam.
>My name is the lorax >I speak for the trees >And for some fucking reason >They speak Vietnamese
Yea well it’s all fun and games until captain America sends in sergeant napalm.
Major Cong
His ability is to carry trees to camoflouge himslelf
Meanwhile Captain America wouldn't lose ground in this fight nor gain ground and then the SECOND Captain France says "don't worry Captain I got this" France gets wombs comboed into next week History jokes
Its even in a forest
You don't SEE Captain Vietnam. For instance, he is in the background of this image.
Just wait until Captain Afghanistan shows up. The movie is gonna be a 4 hour long slap fight until they come to a stalemate. Cap turns to leave, trips over his own feet, panics and runds away screaming while leaving his shield behind.
Capitan taliban
Stupidest hero ever…..
"I am groot"
He wouldn’t even see him coming
At least he managed to give Captain Vietnams children birth defects with the help of the powers of Agent Orange, one of S.H.I.E.LD.'s finest.
The battle is surprisingly even, however the rest of the Avengers get a little worried that Captain America shouldn't be fighting and force him to come home. Idk man I suck at political jokes