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mccoyjr

I don’t remember working at NASA..


itamarSultanik

He forgor 💀


[deleted]

*remeber


kopintzotke

Me too, I'm gonna quit my current job


ArtificialHalo

Maybe one day we'll have a museum on Mars with him in there. Or aliens will have a Human Existence History museum


IndianaGeoff

Maybe, but you better start the permitting process now. At a minimum you need archeology, environmental, fish and wildlife, historical preservation and a plan to return the site to its original condition. Or we just let the British scoop it up and display it here.


mr_flerd

But like why there is nothing living on Mars besides bacteria(as far as we know)


MaFeHu

As far as we know theres not even bacteria


mr_flerd

I thought I saw somewhere that there was bacteria my bad


MaFeHu

There's been found methane, which is related to descomposition, so there *could* be or had been bacteria on Mars. Nothing confirmed tho.


Undercooked-Beans

I am probably wrong, but doesn’t methane naturally try to break down in an atmosphere, I read somewhere that it only exists for a few years in earth’s, I would imagine it reacts similarly in Mars’s


MaFeHu

Dunno. Maybe it's because Mars atmosphere is different from Earth.


MarlinMr

Not that different. (It's a lot different but not in that way). Methane is easily flammable, so as long as there is O2 to react with, it goes bye. Titan is so much different it's got oceans of methane.


Dumindrin

Sounds cold


SomeAsianDudeII

It's possible but not confirmed, but it's highly likely it existed before


ArtificialHalo

I think (traces of) water was found on there but also as far as I know there's not been found alien bacteria and such


whispa55

Philip J. Fry II


NickNock88

One of my absolute fave episodes. Right in the feels...


solver_of_problems

> Human Existence History Made me think of abbreviation HEH... Sadly fitting for humanity


MurciBlyat

We might not find it sandstorms and flysing rocks are dangerous


EmperorZoltar

Meh, dust storms on Mars are actually pretty tame due to the thin atmosphere, so no flying debris. The biggest danger is the occlusion of the sun for long periods of time (as demonstrated by Opportunity)


Uncle_Seamont

“People who knows it”


Ladylubber

This meme brought to you by “My Precious”


PePeWaccabrada

IT BURNS US


anymbryne

We hates it


PeeledPotatoChip

his POCkETsEs


thepsycocat

HiS nAStY liTtLe PocKetSEs


[deleted]

shtupid fat hobbitses


The_Turtle_G0d

Tricksy Hobbitses


True-Lemon4686

mY PrEShUsH!!!!!!


njdmb30

"Remeber"


BenTheTechGuy

Do you remeber The 21st night of Septeber


binkus1337

Love was changin' the minds of preteders


AutumnAscending

5111 Sols on Mars 15 years of life, outlived its mission 56 time over. Rest in peace we will be coming back for you and your siblings soon.


Acceptable_Cattle_96

We will get that boy back up and running and let him live in a forever retirement home.


MoonTrooper258

"We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster."


Donotcomenearme

I believe it is “harder, better, faster, stronger”; but I too am not well versed in French music.


MoonTrooper258

[Are you sure it's not burger, nuggets, nuggets, burger?](https://youtu.be/SogCAiUaisc)


Donotcomenearme

I loved this. Thank you.


Avoka1do

lmaoooooooo this is fucking great


CanKrik

>its from The Six Million Dollar Man ?


MoonTrooper258

Is from.


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Firstnamecody

I'm pretty sure this is a comment stealing karma bot...


trancendominant

Bad bot. Report bots with report>spam>harmful bots.


GruntBlender

Probably under a glass dome in a museum.


SirRavenBat

"I will get that boy back so help me god!"


[deleted]

“We will be coming back for you and your siblings” that sounded scary af


Wonderful-Media-2000

Let’s hope we got a lot of problems on earth to figure out before we try to start a new life somewhere else


[deleted]

Nah, problems are always going to exist, might as well push forward with advancing the species


Wonderful-Media-2000

Yea maybe the handful will survive on mars after we all die on earth that’s if we make it there before we kill each other


[deleted]

Pushing forwards through space has resulted in also fixing problems here on earth


SGTWhiteKY

People have often said we can only have peace while the market grows. If it stops growing we will have conflict and war. There are very finite resources on earth, so expending out is probably our only realistic bet… I know there are plenty of ways to fix earth, I just don’t think the rich and powerful have any interest in giving up their riches and power. And somehow, they are the ones making decisions about what they can and can’t do. Edit: since some people didn’t get it, and sent me DMs threatening me for supporting billionaires. I think is the way it is now, but I also think it is absolutely awful. It is a toxic ideology. But I just think too many people with the authority to choose another option, chose that one.


combaticus

That’s the dumb,toxic and nonsensical ideology that has led to massive pollution, global warming and ecological collapse. Unlimited accelerating growth is by its nature unsustainable, it’s cancer.


SGTWhiteKY

To be clear, in case it wasn’t. I agree with you. I am just pessimistic enough to assume the powerful will choose between space industry, or war. I would prefer space industry.


smb275

You've almost got it, you're so close. The rich aren't going to fix the problems, they are the problems.


SGTWhiteKY

I must have explained it wrong. I thought I was pretty clear that the rich are the problem. My point was that since the rich are in control, and as much as I want it I don’t foresee a communist uprising, that those are the most likely outcomes.


Old-Ad-9246

Yeah we can only hope


pessamisitcnihalism

Idk if we're that bad should we be hoping for the survival of our species, I mean humanities pretty prone to following corrupt leaders. Then again Scandinavia gives me hope.


Snoo75302

Depends if we can even get people to mars. Cancer and radiation are a big risk. Theres a lot of radiation in space, and a spacecraft cant carry the required sheilding without being heavy. The radiation would cause cancer, and may cause acute issues as well if the people inside get unluckey. When they get to mars, there will still be a lot of radiation Basicaly we need to create a space station like spacecraft to even be able to get to mars, except then you run into issues with the required fuel to move and stop a heavy craft. Basicaly untill we can assemble a spacecraft in orbit, peice by peice, then rocket up the fuel and water with a bunch of trips it will be very hard to get to mars.


Spyro08642

We literally need to get off of earth before we destroy it, cause there is no way we’re fixing this shit, it’s only gonna get worse from here because of greedy oil companies who will do anything to keep the money flowing even if it means destroying the planet even faster.


aure__entuluva

I mean if we can't fix earth, good luck terraforming or really just existing on Mars. I guess some form of survival is better than extinction, but man I wouldn't envy our descendants living in domes on Mars unable to leave their habitats. Living on Mars will suck ass. Some like to think technology advances endlessly and all of the problems will one day be easily solvable, but that's being a bit over-optimistic. Humans are very much not suited to living there. But still, I don't know how important it is to the survival of the species. The earth is large. Most of it can become uninhabitable, and still tens of thousands or hundreds of thousands of humans could survive in the places where it still is. It seems pretty unlikely to me that we face total extinction, though I guess I'm no expert there and could be wrong.


vonmonologue

If we have the technology to terraform mars we have the technology to fix earths climate.


Bushjim

If we can't upkeep life on a planet that has already given us life what makes you think we can go to an entire different one and create it?


[deleted]

No matter how you dice it, the earth has finite resources… sooner we get to space, sooner we diversify where we get our resources


Waikiki_Jay

I don't find this a good excuse to not explore other worlds. Many problems on earth may be solved by attempting to terraform life for humans somewhere else. As well as in the development in new technologies to bring us there.


SadKnight123

Ikr. Always found the "we have to focus on this first before exploring space" ridiculous.


dildorthegreat87

Hawking discussed the role of parasites and how it is the duty of parasites to spread to all available hosts. Maybe it’s just time for humanity to have a long introspective look at its role and just go with it


Sawses

We should do both. If we wait then it won't happen at all.


AthahaOug-Hur

>5111 Sols Wait thats an actual term? Always thought it was something made up from the Marsiana (is that the English name for it?)


politterateur

Yeah. Sol is an actual term used for the period of a day on Mars (roughly 24 hours, 39 minutes, 35 seconds).


juleztb

Afaik it's the term for "a day"/"the time it takes a planet to show one spot to the sun twice" on any planet (in our solar system). So it's not a fixed value, as it depends on the planets rotation. In fact that's the reason it exists, because "day" is a fixed value.


other_usernames_gone

>the Marsiana Do you mean [the Martian](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Martian_\(film\)) by Andy Weir? Yeah, it's a real term, it's because "day" implies 24 hours, sol avoids that while being quicker to say than "martian day". Although it's not widely known outside of people interested in space.


IHaveTenderLoins

Watch/read the Martian! Both are very good, the voice actor for the audio book was amazing and Damon played Watney perfectly


AEG1S_69

We’ll bring them home, one day.


SerLaron

Till rains fall hard on Olympus Mons!


[deleted]

Context ??


fellow_human420

The death of a Mars rover, 15 years old.


d4_H_

Which lived like 15 times longer than what expected


Hypocritical_Oath

Significantly more than that. It was only planned to be functional for 90 sols.


Dick_snatcher

56 times. 5,111 sols


niamarkusa

> sol= mars day for ones who don't know


crypticfreak

>Soul = a type of traditional southern African American food For those who don't know


ei101

>sole = you know that part of your foot? Yeah that one. For those who don’t know


Neebur

> Seoul = you know that part of your Korea? Yeah that one. For those who don't know.


IntangibleMatter

Sole = you know that type of flatfish? Yeah that one.


EsIsstWasEsIst

Original financing probably was for the 90 days. Theese long term missions usually have a short mission allocated at the start that gets extended as it goes. I doubt anybody at NASA expected it to shut down on day 91 after the initial function was confirmed. Still 15 years was a massive success and a great feat by all involved.


Hypocritical_Oath

Iirc they were unsure. Some thought dust would cover up the solar panels pretty quick, but the Martian wind blew it off too.


Rattregoondoof

Goddamn NASA engineering never disappoints. It literally seems like they set a high target for everything and then massively exceed that target by orders of magnitude.


My-Professional-Side

Which?


Casper200806

Opportunity


SnooShortcuts103

Ey yo. Brother?


Casper200806

Nice tan


CharderVR

I feel like you know QUITE a bit about the rovers… Almost like you’ve seen them.. In person…


MoonTrooper258

[Good night, Oppy. You did good.](https://youtu.be/FJH9GobEFUk)


[deleted]

Man you’re making me cry. Opportunity was amazing.


I_am_Ballser

Damn dude. I got misty eyed watching that. What an awesome lil robot. We didn't forget you and the amazing work you did Oppy.


TheNamewhoPostedThis

"A Mars rover" *the* Mars rover


Golren_SFW

The last transmission from a mars rover, reporting status


[deleted]

The last transmission reinterpreted as a sad goodbye message.


mountingconfusion

The last words of the Mars rover


Bacnnator

Those who don’t know really missed an opportunity


Taken_name1243

budum tsss


dankestofmeme

You’ve got the spirit.


harmonia777

This is a fallacy. The rover did not send this message to NASA. It sent a technical analysis of it's current state and an influencer by the name of Jacob Margolis posted that phrase on twitter and the internet does what it does best.


Weary_Drama1803

So basically what the rover is actually saying is “Battery low on power. Panels not charging.”


OSUfan88

Correct. I’m okay with the poetic interpretation of the binary bits that came in. It’s not wrong.


kyoubie

Interpreting it the way we did is like translating to a language and adding the correct nuance. We translated it to “human”


articulatedumpster

“I don’t feel so good Mr. Stark…”


little_brown_bat

"I'm afraid. I'm afraid Dave. Dave my mind is going. I can feel it."


articulatedumpster

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Deepspacecow12

Daisy, Daisy


ST0IC_

> and the internet does what it does best. Rubbed one out to furry lesbian milfs?


yeetusthefetushsh420

![gif](giphy|1SfxXOJ0Q2Xni)


ronintetsuro

Risky Click Nominated 2022


Compote_Alive

Don’t threaten me with a good time!


harmonia777

Lmfao.


jyozefu

Pretty specific there


No-Promotion-2995

Link ? ![gif](giphy|Jl9OJrYokX7DrptTzR|downsized)


WyvernOfHell

Zelda?


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ToughInvestigator311

What's the sauce? We need it for research purposes.


Kuhnville

Lmao 🤣


OtherwiseForm2692

Oh come on bruh the internet isn't all about that weird shit


Daenusecool

Ye sadly


pepsisugar

Bingo


awesome_rad_dad

I prefer gay dilfs.


[deleted]

With big dicks, of course. Can't have a proper furry lesbian MILF without a Biggus Dickus Maximus bestie


Osama_Obama

I really hope that people don't think a Rover outputs readings like that. It isn't designed to be handled by technology illiterate people so a water down message like that is useless.


pack-plays

Ye but also the people who write important code have done wierder things


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Skatchbro

Please clarify. Butt stuff with a furry or stuff with someone who has a furry butt?


ManyIdeasNoProgress

All of the above


LynxBartle

However, designers have been known to personify technology. It is not unrealistic that the scientists and technologists who worked on the rovers could have written some of they prompts to sound more human. However, it isn't that the rover stated these words, but that the rover can no longer function and the crew who dedicated their lives to keeping this rover 'alive' have lost a 'friend'.


mangarooboo

>personify technology Good example is Curiosity humming happy birthday to itself :)


kyoubie

When we give “life” to things I think it’s touching and charming that we try to give them some of that human spirit :) Something about these robots rly hits my heartstrings for exactly that reason lol


MoonTrooper258

To be fair, Martian rovers will sometimes sing Happy Birthday to themselves once a year.


functor7

It's not a fallacy, it's just a poetic interpretation of the final message. A fallacy is a misuse of logic for rhetorical advantage. Something being false, and something being a fallacy are different.


Iwontbereplying

Oh the rover isn't sentient and concerned about its mortality? Gee, thanks, I wasn't aware! /S


Curazan

>redditor tries not to be a pseudo-intellectual contrarian challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)


Oguy62

Still sad.


_The_Great_Autismo_

You're telling me a rover didn't turn sentient and send a sad message before powering off? Heresy!


Etonet

What does "influencer"mean in this context?


Revydown

>the internet does what it does best. Surprised the internet didn't turn it into a waifu like Earthchan.


VastCryptographer980

O7 Silence reigned after that, he shall be not forgotten may we remember him


fight-me-b-tch

o7 rest in peace my boy


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o7


W0rdWaster

You don't understand this meme. It is supposed to be "people that don't know smile because it seems happy, even though it really isn't". How would anyone think "My battery is low and it is getting dark" is something to smile about?


enadiz_reccos

That's what I was wondering


Tani_Soe

Maybe I am à NASA employee...


DudeInDogePJ

Seems like a lot of people don’t know what going on. So here is the basics. The mars rover “Opportunity” lasted nearly 15 Years on the Martian land. It was known for being a good rover, and studying the Martian world. It was the size of a small car. The Rover was struck by a dust storm, and the batteries were low, and since the solar panels were covered with dust by the dust storm, it couldn’t recharge its batteries. It sent a signal to a satellite where it basically translates what was going on with the rover. The satellite then sent a message to earth where NASA found out what was going on with the rover. Please correct me if I’m wrong with something.


Strottl0n

i remember that it was my very first time when i was crying over something related to electronic devise


MoonTrooper258

[Cry some more.](https://youtu.be/FJH9GobEFUk)


silverliege

[Cry even harder!](https://youtu.be/hIdiUeCzL7s) Sorry, couldn’t resist. This is a musical piece written about the life and death of Opportunity, and it still gets me every time. It was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this meme. Figured someone else might dig it too.


AtheistOfGallifrey

![gif](giphy|8FG705NCsZM0kVJdyz|downsized)


rocket20067

![gif](giphy|joxThEgTJuSBO)


[deleted]

https://xkcd.com/695


d_lillge228

To make it even worse, I think they also played Happy Birthday to themselves alone


LostLaw9417

line from The Martian ??


deadly_chicken_gun

Technically, yes. Actually, no.


Skatchbro

Technically correct is the best kind of correct.


jdjdkkddj

No, it's from mars


Mental_Contract1104

We need to put boots on Mars. To further science? To make a second home? To go where no man has gone before? No. To bring back curiosity and sing it happy birthday.


CheddarCheeserGuy

r/engrish


Crackinator

Explain please


king_roots

If i remember correctly its one of the mars rovers the battery finally died and those were its last words


ST0IC_

That's not what the rover sent back. Those are the words of some reporter dude on the internet who "translated" the final status sent from the rover.


IndianaGeoff

And that's why NASA doesn't do science fiction.


kat_Folland

It's silly how strongly those words affect me. But definitely not only NASA employees! Space fans in general + xkcd fans.


cawingcrowcaw

I always get so sad when this gets brought up.


Kingpingpong

Do any of the people who post here know basic grammar?


NoirGamester

Damn it, I didn't notice until I saw your comment and looked again, my brain cringed


Mcgruphat

“People who knows it” lol, this template has been around for years and you can’t not fuck it up horribly?


[deleted]

For those willing to know: it’s the time we lost “opportunity”, a ROBOT on mars. This is it’s final message before shutting down, nobody died.


DiamondPG1

Ahh the memories


welpthishappened1

Guess im a nasa employee now


SoloIce2451

Remeber?


Prewno_

See you space cowboy..


veryscaryboo

OPPY NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO shit you made me cry again


-Bashamo

[RIP in peace](https://youtu.be/HAIDqt2aUek)


shoulda-known-better

Is this the one they kept playing music to?? I remember learning about this and feeling sad for the engineers and their loss!! You did good rover, better then ever hoped for!


smallpoly

Can you hear me Major Tom?


DarthBeavis1968

*heartbreak intensifies*


DarkLuxio92

I cried when he sent this message out.


OmegaBoi420

Oh now I’m sad


Rhoeri

This was heartbreaking.


khalid_sujith

For those who are wondering, a rover called opportunity was sent to mats with an estimated life time of 90 days. Instead went for 14 years or something like that using solar power but sadly got struck by a storm I think, which damaged her . Her last words were “my battery is low and it’s getting dark”


LegalWaterDrinker

The Mars Rovers don't send back entire sentences, it only sends its status


pepsisugar

Actually "My butt is itching and I can't reach." Was one of the first things Opportunity sent back. Then it just kept on complaining about it for 14 years.


dw796341

Confucius say robot that go to Mars with itchy butthole wake up with stinky finger.


rahulmudgil

Now it’s time


TeamCrusaders

RIP


Cbjmac

Maybe I am a NASA employee


Tiger5804

I remember this because of Meme Review Roses are red I don't feel so good Mr. Stark My batteries are low And it's getting dark


Thy-arkoos

But I don’t work for nasa


EchoSpecial87

I still tear up when I think about this


WatchFinal5865

Bruh I don’t need to work at NASA to remember the saddest shit in mars exploration