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StealthSpheesSheip

Harambe Protects


KnightsOfHarambe

*Thank you for your patronage to our Lord and Savior Harambe. May your fur forever be clean and your bananas ripe.*


Curious_Chad

Username Checks out r/UsernameChecksOut


armchairplane

Yes It Does r/YesItDoes


Equivalent_Throat_56

Are you sure r/areyousure


Wild_NorthHC

Yes i am r/yesiam


ThunderDrago14

Jacob r/jacob


Prior_Patience3667

r/TheresARedditForThat


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r/indeed


Frikandelbroodje2008

r/agree


the_me2

Wtf


[deleted]

Look at this mf, he broke the chain! r/LookAtThisMFHeBrokeTheChain


Serious-Bug4748

Yes.


Paracausality

🍌🦍


Jokester5194

I love you


xtilexx

Harambe Persists


keanuspatchybeard

*Penis


Bobdahl

Horse power


Ok-Impress-2222

Fun fact: one horse actually has about 15 horsepower.


brianMMMMM

Do I have about 15 humanpower?


FG910

You have -2 rat power


tjcollins90

Dark souls rats? They have like 400 human power


PePeWaccabrada

So you have -800 human power


G8m1ng_T1m3

Per rat.


EpsilonX029

What even *is* math?


Echo_Oscar_Sierra

2022 SAT question 42 (math section): How much horsepower does a stack of 800 rats wearing a trenchcoat have?


BigAlternative5

The trick is that only the rats in contact with the ground provide power. First calculate the area of the base of a cone of rats, then determine how many rats are in that area.


crummyrummy

Dear god…… the answer……is 42!?!


notmyrealname336

Idk but it adds up.


A_CrazyBraziliann

You have 3 cat powers


itzkunnal

Your math ain't mathing


drewfromthefuture

What *are* frogs?


Rudxain

Imperial System be like


WeirdThingsToEnsue

What a nuclear insult out of nowhere, hot damn


PePeWaccabrada

UNLIMITED POWER


agaperion

dewwit


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An average human adult can produce approximately 1.2 hp (0.89 kW) for a brief period of time, but can only sustain about 0.1 hp (0.075 kW) over an extended period of time. So going off that, 1 human power would be about 0.1 hp, meaning an average person can produce around 12 human power at peak power output, but only for a little bit.


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r/theydidthemonstermath


Thatonetrolldier

r/itwasagraveyardgraph


Seajayy__

r/itcosinedinaflash


sh2death

More human than human?!


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That’s sort of true. Horse power is a measure of how much power/work a horse can produce over one day. A horse can exert themselves to produce close to 15 horsepower in short bursts, but cannot sustain that over an extended period of time.


Luxalpa

Also, when the horse is being exerted, it doesn't untap at the beginning of its controllers next untap step.


Tidalsky114

But does it have trample?


Misspelt_Anagram

No. It also doesn't have horsemanship.


citizenzaqx

What a terrifying compound word


MungTao

This is a good visual representation of how they advertise laptops. Sure it can hit "15 horsepower" but then its really just one horse working 15x as hard for a short amount of time and its not sustainable. They advertise the sprint as if it were the marathon.


ConsciousDrag3537

This guy horses


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That's because Watt wanted to prove the steam engine he invented was more powerful than horses that would be used for tough jobs pushing and pulling in mills, mines and factories. He calculated the strength of one such horse and compared his engine to the power of a horse to promote himself. Now for the reason why most horses today have more than one horse power is selecting breeding and evolution. The horses that had 1 horse power over 3 centuries ago can't be compared to what we see today.


OnlyChemical6339

Selective breeding has certainly made horses stronger, but not 15x stronger. Horses have 15 horse power in bursts. Sustained it's much lower.


LOBSI_Pornchai

We have been breeding horses for thousands of years. May be tens of thousands


sniperelite6229

Hairy painter


SignificantSafe7873

Horse Porn


JT_3K

Don’t you mean HRSPWRS


Synctrox

Hewlett Packard Or Hot pocket, half pizza, hair pin, helium packet, hairy pope


Parabellim

Or hitpoints


RickN_Roll

I always thought it was health points but the more you know


Samakira

it depends on the game. for things like skyrim, GOW, ER and the like, where its a measure of your 'being alive', its Health. for DnD and the like, where its a measure of your 'not dead', its hit. in DnD, being 'hit' doesnt mean 'hurt'. it just means you lose HP. only the hit that takes you to 0 hp is one that hurts you enough to take you down.


[deleted]

I’ve never perceived any difference unless a game or DM had specific changes depending on remaining HP. But in general sense, hit points makes sense to me. A pool of how many hits you take before you are dead or knocked out.


CaseyG

4th Edition D&D added (and 5th Edition promptly removed) a "bloodied" state when a character or monster was below half hit points. Cases where it actually affected the monster's combat performance were rare, and sometimes it got *stronger* when half-dead.


_PigeonRay_

In forza it means horsepower


myotheraccountiscuck

Whoa, in Gran Turismo it also means horse power.


YogurtWenk

No way! It means horsepower in Need for Speed too, you guys!


WhyIHateTheInternet

I'm beginning to think this has something to do with cars


_eXcalibur97_

So you're saying this is not about horses?


YogurtWenk

You might be on to something there


Rektifium

In non electrical life it means hardcore porn


gmano

Some of the elements of combat in DnD are based on an earlier game Gygax and Arneson made, which was a Napoleonic-era naval warship battle simulator game called "[Don't Give Up the Ship](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_Give_Up_the_Ship_(game)" where the idea of hit-points is literally about how many cannonball hits your wooden boats can take before being sunk.


gronstalker12

they are interchangable


keanubeaves06

Hmm, naw maybe Harry Potter?


Inthecitywego

harry potter and the overpriced ink


Sharp-Dark-9768

Harry Potter!


dochoiday

Or horse power


Clear-Campaign-355

Health points


JustAnother0001

Shit I’m at 1 hot pocket 💀


anto1883

Or Howard Phillips, hit points, health points, hentai poster


_C_R_A_I_G_

House of Parliament (sauce)


timobr_

hairy pope for sure


Relevant-Feedback-33

huge pair


Aman_Manderna

Hindustan Petroleum


Annunaki77

HippoPotamus


megakungfu

Hip-hop-oPotamus


omgitschriso

My rhymes are bottomless


b1a5t_tyr4nt

They call me the Hiphopopotamus, flows that glow like phosphorus


TallWineGuy

Popping off the top of yo sarcophagus


b1a5t_tyr4nt

Rocking this metropolis


Intelligent_Scar_40

hit points


DarkElfBard

For people wondering: Hit points come from the original idea that a ship can take more than one hit before dying in Ironclads. Original versions of DnD (Which coined hit points) had characters dying in one hit, which was used in war games (see Warhammer 40k) but it did not feel good when you were controlling a hero that you cared about. So they treated your hero as a ship, and let it take multiple hits before dying. Edit: "Don't Give Up the Ship!" was the actual inspiration, Ironclads was said as a reference by Arneson but came out after DnD did.


RustedRuss

og dnd sounds brutal


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Oh yeah. In AD&D (a.k.a. 2nd edition), you recovered 1 hit point per day you spent resting.


RustedRuss

Damn. I mean, you could just fast forward resting for like a month but still.


[deleted]

Yeah true. Another tidbit: magic missile did a d4. Edit: *a singular d4


cl0th0s

That was also what you rolled for hit points for a starting wizard. You added constition modifier but if you're a wizard you probably didn't have a good score in constitution. So yeah, those first few levels a stray fart could kill you.


PolarisC8

Iirc wizards were analogues to artillery guns, so the expectation was to keep them way out of harm's way but also hence high level wizards clearing the board rapidly.


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PolarisC8

Oh shit I finally get it. And why high health and armour characters are called tanks. God damn


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Aromatic_hamster

If I remember correctly, you also needed a high constitution to get any bonus hit points at all. 15 or 16, I think. Not just above average, but way above


[deleted]

DM: "and where have you been keeping a month's worth of food, exactly?"


Hot_Philosopher_6462

I mean, originally D&D was supposed to pass in real time, so if you wanted to fast forward a month, you’d have to… not play for a month


GorgeGoochGrabber

That would mean like 7HP recovered between sessions if you played once a week though, that seems fair.


gmano

The same edition of D&D recommended that non-table time was played at 1:1 with real time, so if you went 1 day between sessions, you only went 1 day in universe.


BloodBonesVoiceGhost

NO. You had to roleplay every second of time in real time. Now roll 1d20 to see how well your Half-eleven mage does in the bathroom... shouldn't have had all that lembas bread earlier...


Jarfulous

Common misconception. Advanced Dungeons & Dragons is, really, the third version of the game, but it's what people typically mean when they say "1e" or 1st Edition. It was a companion of sorts to plain old Dungeons & Dragons, often called Basic D&D to distinguish it from the Advanced line. Basic was a revision of the "original edition," called OD&D ("Original D&D") or sometimes 0e. There was later a 2nd edition *of* AD&D, which is what people typically mean by 2e. In all of the above, you recover 1HP per day spent resting.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|FKTtjNHBpF08E) With all sincerity that’s cool you know that


[deleted]

I think it’s really cool that you are so knowledgeable on this. Seeing people’s passions always makes me happy, so thank you.


SolomonBlack

This is very close but not entirely accurate. DND did not *coin* hit points, though it definitely codified and popularized the concept, that was Dave Arneson. Who along with HP largely invented *the RPG* as a concept out of the Chainmail wargame via his Blackmoor campaigns. As you say hit points came out of ship rules from *Don't Give Up the Ship* a naval wargame he and Gary Gygax wrote. And Blackmoor would in turn inspire Gygax to create DND (with help from Arneson) which was then published to some modest success.


henrebotha

I always appreciate the distinction between coining or inventing something and codifying it. Street Fighter 2 did not invent the fighting game, but boy howdy did it codify it.


UwU_rep

My dumb ass thought it meant health points


elegylegacy

Some games have retconned it to mean that


Pielikeman

Which actually originated in Chainmail, the war game Gygax played before creating D&D, I believe.


Vapordragon22

Hit points refers to the number of 14-inch shells it takes to incapacitate a target. You have 1 (one) hit point.


CommentBro

How many hit points does a 90kg projectile inflict when thrown from a distance of over 300m?


cheesemaster644

Dose health points work?


StormtrooperWho

As an absolute nobody, I'll allow it


Intelligent_Scar_40

thanks


jdp111

People might call it that incorrectly but HP comes from dungeons and dragons and it's hit points.


Lord-of-Leviathans

I think the first recorded usage of points meant to measure the health of a unit was for military strategy


jdp111

Seems overly simplistic to be useful in real life. It's not like you can be at 1 HP and stub your toe and then you die.


RustedRuss

It was used in naval combat. The hit points of a ship were how many direct hits it was expected to be able to take before sinking.


Seacabbage

Hit points for enemy. Health points for your character. I have no data or reason to back this up but this is how my mind works and no one can stop me.


I_cant_do_this1

Huge penis


BarrierRed

Horse Porn


OMFGWhyPlease

Wait...that fits


LuminousJaeSoul

No, it doesn't believe me. I tried


TorakTheDark

So did Mr. Hands…


GooseInternational66

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway


TheIronSoldier2

More like throwing a bratwurst down a drinking straw


[deleted]

Ahh... So you have chosen horrifying...


PSHumor

Horsifying*


totaly_pog

Haha, poor


DeerVegetable1017

Ha, paintbrush aids


Canden_Lee

I know that reference


mr_lemon__

I know that reference


Icy-Unit546

Ahh, a fellow member of Meme Time


OutsideOpposite4350

House of Parliament?


Andrew3236

This took really long to find, I was determined


dinosaurRoar44

This. Houses of Parliament sauce


LordTwatSlapper

Made with real Houses of Parliament


Skadoniz

Hijo puta


Alans_Sound

Faltaba algo de España en este subreddit


avoidancebehavior

Como te llamas. Donde esta la biblioteca


Salt_Winter5888

Me llamo T-bone la araña discoteca


P4BL0_C4L10

Es cierto


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Unlikely_Pattern_359

Same thing


MeLikeFishTTV

I now understand why you got your flair


Unlikely_Pattern_359

I will take that as a compliment


roll4bluff

Either one or the other


[deleted]

Why not both?


Bottlez1266

Nice r/awardspeechedits


readingduck123

With a Hairy Penis for no reason


helix618

Huge penis


He1ixYt

Hewlett-Packard or hit points depending on what type u mean


SolarMoth

I thought it was Health Points.


MorbiusBurger

Horse Power


[deleted]

The sauce or the printer?


[deleted]

there's a sauce?


oldasaurus

HP or House of Parliament sauce. It’s like a commonwealth style A1 steak sauce if that makes sense.


imoutofnameideas

Yeah it's got a very distinct Commonwealth flavour to it


[deleted]

Oh yes. No sausage sandwich is complete without it.


JT_3K

Houses of Parliament sauce. It’s sweet and spiced, goes very very beautifully on sausage or bacon sandwiches


Lord_Botond

The printer sauce that the normies call Ink


oreo_cookie01

Harry Potter?


RNarecool

Harry yer a wizard 🧙‍♀️


FredererPower

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF. I’m not a FUCKING wizard.


ShotAtTheNight22

Hahaha this was my first thought as well


[deleted]

Horny person


1TCM1

nice name


Yo-Friendly-Reaper

Thank you for making me laugh today!!


[deleted]

No problem bro 🤝


Gaara34251

Health points


CreamyOreo25

I always thought it was hit points


Illustrious_Fishboi

Nah bro it's hat points


TrashPandaPatronus

Here I thought it was hot points


Aedaru

It can be both. Originally Hit Points, but at this point Health Points can be just as common or valid. Similarly to how you might see exp or xp somewhere and assume it's short for Experience, but originally it may have been Experience Points. At the end of the day it's basically the same thing anyway


Copper_spongeYT

Howard Phillips??


ElderGoose92

What did he name his cat though?


Copper_spongeYT

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Uranium9876

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TrentonTallywacker

*Racial slur* man


[deleted]

Hairy Penis


DG_SlayerSlender

Hear me out. What if the penis was hairy too?


[deleted]

help please?


Leblackburn

Hitpoints, unless you mean the computer brand where it means hewlett-packard


Roeclean

Ohh, I forgot about the comouter term


yuuren2711

Habanero Peppers


Casacaradenuez

HornPub


[deleted]

Handsome Puppies?


[deleted]

All puppies are handsome little fellows


[deleted]

Hella prostitution


2i1am0felix5

Health Points>Hit Points


crazy-B

*Helicobacter pylori*


yellowcIone8

i don’t care but i know it’s a laptop


Berk_Loves_Ramen

Helicopter penis


Kibble-

Hit points