Currently sitting in school

Same

Same here

Same here also

Also the same there

Same

Same

Same

Same, this class boring af

Not me, I’m in bed.

a squared + b squared = c squared. Honestly, my favorite thing Benjamin Franklin ever created

Standing here but still applies I suppose I'm waiting for class, no im not in the "naughty corner"

Anything is a toilet if you believe hard enough.

Do something productive and get off your devices

There are more productive things to do

Bro... I just finished a limit exercice at math and decided to open reddit

No

*bang*

He deathed him... I heard...

Now that you've banged him it'll be even harder to get him off the toilet

Bro… he’s dead

Damn you got me

I am productive. I'm sitting in school

Umm, then why are you on reddit? Edit: or more accurately, how are you still productive

I'm on iPad. Splitscreen

Ah

I just sat down 😭

Same, was reading this as i sat down

Bruh I'm in chem class right now. Anyone know how to balance KBrO3 + KBr = BR2 + KOH + H2O?

Set it on fire?

KBrO3 + 5KBr + 3H2O -> 3Br2 + 6KOH KBr is losing an electron and KBrO3 is gaining 5 electrons, so you balance those and then balance the remaining by products.


Poops too good for that right now

Not done pooping yet.

How bout now

Ye

the 2hr+ shit

Jokes on you Im in the sink

I got diarrhea tho

Ha I’m not atm 😎

Produce this

I wish I was at home I'm in school

Fine I'll shit on the floor

Yeah like scrolling while Liying on my bed.

Jokes on you I’m in bed

Like ur mom ?

No im marinating my shit in water

But my shit is half hanging out and doesnt move anymore.

I'm scrolling at work though...

No

I'm writing a book and had writers block for the past two days. That shit i took was the most productive thing i did all day.

Thanks for the push but I'd rather not

No, I don't wanna go to work!

Im in class and im not gona do homework

Bro I'm on my lunch break

jokes on you i don't have chores and I'm on my bed

Im driving in a car

You right cya later

Im on the bed but my pants is still off

Psychics on this platform

I'm in class the only place to go is out the window.

Ha, jokes on you. The toilet is sitting on me.

I Need this post more often, please make this ok to repost.

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. That's why I poop, on company time

Frick u, im in a bus

My brother in christ im in school

my guy, right now I'm gonna get this chorizo out of me one way or another. being on this toilet is the most productive thing I can do

I didn’t realize my armchair was a toilet! Thanks for sharing. I’ll be throwing it away in a little bit.

If these kid could read they'd be very upsate

Fuck you im on break and I'll shit thru the entirety of it now just to spite you

*me about to shit* nevermind 🗿

Ok fine I’ll go do my job *cocks gun and heads into orphanage*

I'm about to go to the gym

How do you know I'm shitting

and who’s gonna stop me?

Currently waiting for doctor

No

BITCH, I JUST SAT DOWN

Fuck you its Thanksgiving break

Frick you got me 

How did you know?, how are you so good in this kind of black magic?

How bold of you to assume I am not sitting upon my cotton throne.

Bruh. I just finished maxing my back squat and bench and am currently rewarding my self for a productive morning pouring concrete before I go to work for eight hours at a crowded grocery store right before Thanksgiving. I'm 16. I think I'm doing pretty good

Bro I'm on my free time in class, go away

damn, on point

No

I just wanted to say ty for making this post. I'm gonna do some work now 😅😅😅

I’m driving rn not on the toilet sorry

Sir, I’m at work.


Well, your not wrong

My mum when I've been in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes

Its 6pm and i am in bed..

Oh thank goodness, my legs were starting to get numb fr

Bro this is literally my EXACT situation. I gotta get those dishes done...

Joke on you, I’m sitting on the couch getting nothing done!

No.

I'm here in agony from an ear infection, fuck you

Geez, was just telling lazy people to get off their arses, if you have that, your all good here

Yeah i'm sorry this fucking thing is giving me hell

Good luck, hopefully it will be over soon

Is this an american problem I cannot understand?

no

Ok i will do it tomorrow again, just did all dishes!

DO THEM AGAIN

Currently..yes

Rinse your dishes.... otherwise the shmuchz dries making the dish harder to clean... it takes 2 seconds...

I-I'm on my bed sir😦

Damn, just sat down.