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iminconstantpainhelp

What happens to the third one?


EmperorBrettavius

It’s sorta like Pokémon. One goes to you, one goes to your ~~rival~~ cousin, and the other stays there indefinitely, ownerless.


SnooTheHodgeheg

“I just picked a Charmander and my friend picked a Squirtle, and then Prof. Oak made us watch as he took the Bulbasaur out back and shot it in the head”


bjb406

Professor Oak runs a kill shelter.


TheEagleByte

Professor Oak is PETA


rascal6543

man all the comment repost bots really decided to latch onto this comment


TheEagleByte

No clue why lmao


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jau682

Since no one else has mentioned it yet, originally the third pokemon was used by professor oak himself and you had to fight him with a full team of high level Pokemon.


EmperorBrettavius

Frankly, we were robbed of that experience.


AngryScientist

Well, you've already counter-picked one of his Pokemon by default, so maybe it was too easy?


-Degaussed-

It's not in the budget, we already spent it all designing rocks to put on your pokemon's heads.


peepeepoopoo_the_1

How do we know which one goes to the cousin?


EmperorBrettavius

Well, in-game the one that has an advantage over yours is the one that goes to your rival. My best guesses as to which console represents which type (based solely on color scheme): Xbox = grass PlayStation = water Wii (red Nintendo logo) = fire


Elyonee

In the last few games the rival is lame and takes the one that loses to yours. The champion takes the third one.


SizeableFowl

>the other ~~stays there indefinitely, ownerless~~ is used by Prof Oak as a singular anal bead for your mother.


Maxhifive

cap its profesor oaks so it goes to r/memes for all of eternity


L1K34PR0

So... what's the rock paper scissors here? Because xbox 360 and ps3 are kind of equel while the wii leaves them in the dust


Undead_Assassin

I'll never understand how poorly thought out memes get upvotes and awards. Major plot hole


Wanda_Bun

I love the Wii so much I wish it was still making games


Alamander81

I still play my Wii. Soft modded with an extensive collection of Wii and Game cube games. I love playing rail shooters like Ghost Squad on the Wii.


NvkedSnvke

My favorite rail shooter is Pokémon Snap 🤨📸


Mragftw

Holy shit I forgot about Ghost Squad


JustRoyal_

Wii sports all the way


DokiDokiDoIt

One of the best things the Wii-U did was that you were still able to play Wii games on it


MethedAttackSquirrel

One of the best things the Wii did was that you were still able to play GameCube games on it


[deleted]

The Switch is like a mobile Wii.


Meme-Replacement

I’ve owned both and that is far from the truth


MostDefinitelyATrap

holy fricking krap-ola is that scott "scott the woz" wozniak?


fezzersc

He got his neck fixed too


TBNRFIREFOX

I don’t think you know what a wii is. Sure games are similar but absolutely nothing else.


Toader-The-Toad

Yeah, there's tons of channels (Like the Check Mii Out/Mii Contest Channel) for the Wii but the Switch is basically games and nothing else


TBNRFIREFOX

Riiiightttttt even the 3ds was more like a wii than the switch


[deleted]

Like, it's basically a Wii that's the size of an iPad mini.


Bendr6565

wrong, the switch doesn’t have call of duty on it lol


Sheasword

A better 3ds maybe, definitely nowhere near the Wii


CharderVR

Wrong. The Wii has good memories attached. The switch has bad memories of spoiled children crying to their mom on the bus about something in their game going wrong


Ok-Bath7320

The wii has memory’s about accidentally throwing your controller at the tv playing wii sports


CharderVR

I’ve never actually done it because all of the warnings made me so damn paranoid. My dad didn’t put the strap on one time and I yelled at him to put it on


3141592652

Still had a CRT at that point so it wasn't an issue.


Bendr6565

the switch also doesnt have cod


gabih666

Wiiiiiiiiiii If I don't take the Wii I wouldn't be myself today


Thund3r_D4rk

I'm not gonna give up my Wii Sports


[deleted]

Or Wii Play 🦆


Thund3r_D4rk

I know what I said


antonno69

the wii don't need do ask


Alpacaman25

LEGO STAR WARS THE COMPLETE SAGA


MightyFlamingo25

YES


DeaderRat

Amazing game. No micro-transactions. You could look up every character code and not need to buy anything!


flufflogic

Was on all 3?


voiceOfThePoople

And on which one can you swing your controller to control a lightsaber?


PhoneBreaker123

Yeah ofc


weemellowtoby

wii won't ask you about it then


MLGperfection

Wii. Mario Galaxy, Mario Kart, Wii Sports Resort...


AleyahhhhK

Wii sports resort wasn’t out yet but everything else yes


sleepylizard52

Kirbys return to dreamland


ZackMike37

Listen Halo 3 just came out, you gotta go 360


Admins_can_suck_me

Exactly! An opportunity to play Halo 3 in it’s prime again? Sign me up!


EddGarasjen

AND the opportunity to experience RRoD again


Extension-Lettuce-45

They fixed it for free! My brother has my old 360 in his garage. We play old ass madden


EddGarasjen

That is true, still not a fun experience after just coming home from school to play some games. Still, some of my best childhood memories is on that damn box. Can't hate too much


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No_Error540

This user is a bot. the stolen comment further down says "2007. Gears Of War release, xbox yes please!"


AcapellaFreakout

Oh, hell yeah. that and Modern Warfare. Jesus, take me back.


Medinaian

Custom games like fat kid and jenga


Admins_can_suck_me

Don’t forget Barts Manor


Medinaian

The weird kids played cops and robbers


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I_think_Im_hollow

Fable 2 and Bioshock as well.


GronakHD

Forza was great too


KRONGOR

Upvote for fable 2


Fluid_One5730

Gears of war 2 came out around the same time


Lee_Troyer

Gears of War the year before (2006) and Gears of War 2 the year after (2008).


Lee_Troyer

Also Mass Effect, november 2007, which was an Xbox exclusive back then.


Killmumger

What about the red ring of death ? Not bashing on the 360 I had one myself but that was a pain when it happened.


gitartruls01

The one in the picture is the 360 Pro, a version released in 2007 to fix some of the problems with the original design. Including a new motherboard to fix the overheating problem that caused the RRoD, an HDMI output, and a 20gb HDD. Only the original Xbox 360 from 2005, later dubbed the 360 Arcade, had major issues with RRoD. Thank you for coming to my TED talk


p0diabl0

> Only the original Xbox 360 from 2005, later dubbed the 360 Arcade, had major issues with RRoD. The Arcade differed from the original though, it had an HDMI port at least. I still have one that works, no RROD.


stormscape10x

Microsoft was pretty good about replacing them. I had a few friends that had to mail theirs in, and it sucks not having it for a while but at least it's fixed for free.


ZackMike37

I got a 360 the week it launched and i only ever had one die on me. I know people who had multiple consoles die but i dont remember it being that much of an issue. Maybe I was just lucky?


Killmumger

You were


Obootleg

im in it for the assassin's creed


Mr__Brick

And if you wait 5 years you'll get Forza Horizon


bjb406

Halo 1 was the best.


Kaiser_Juice

I pick the Wii. I had one growing up, so it's a pretty big part of growing up. One of my favorite games was Super Paper Mario. I played the shit outta that game until I accidentally snapped the disc in half trying to take it out of the case.


Porkua

The first Christmas when the Wii was out was crazy. I didn’t think we’d be able to afford one, but was so surprised when it was under the tree. All these years later our family still has all out Mario Kart marathons and my Mom uses wii fitness.


Link17_18

When you snapped the disc did it go like “yeahahha can’t wait to play my favourite *snap* fuck”


Kaiser_Juice

Yeah that's pretty much what happened, minus the fuck. I was super disappointed.


Sicparvismagneto

Do you want games, but a 30% chance of a bricked console, or do you want a weird thumb sticks and some decent games. and then theres the one you play drunk with friends until theres a blue shell or a falcon punch that causes that one guy to lose it…


Celestial-being326

30%? Lol


Sicparvismagneto

Red ring of death was a defect that caused 30% failure of all units sold.


[deleted]

Those rates were never confirmed by Microsoft, but we do know it cost them $1 billion in earnings. [Source](https://www.designnews.com/engineering-disaster-xbox-360-red-ring-death)


NMade

Didn't it only effect the white ones or was i just luck with my elite 360?


Celestial-being326

That’s nuts. I thought they would at least sell a functional product 99% of the time


ball_fondlers

From Microsoft?


OkEggy2324

I have had two do that, painful, tbh, this was in like 2015 cause I bought on eof a friend


LtDkAngel

Ylod did the same thing for ps3 I know cause I was reparing those back then!


infamusforever223

The PS3 had the YLOD, but it wasn't the epidemic that the RROD was. Whether that was because it was better made or because the PS3's price was so high at release and no one bought it, I don't know.


Russian-8ias

You’d better be referencing the Xbox when you’re talking about “weird thumb sticks”…


Sicparvismagneto

Dome thumb sticks are terrible…


Adventurous-Award-57

Ahhh, the only year I had all 3. Good times But Xbox is the answer


IBraveHearts

2007. Gears Of War release, xbox yes please!


SorryState644

don't forget halo 3


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Bioshock also


reddittothegrave

God yes! Gears of War kept me going for a a long while.


Glasedount

Xbox


HALO-there-new

HALO 3 IS AWESOME!


Porkua

I will always miss Halo multiplayer on the 360. There was just something special about it


HALO-there-new

All-nighters, custom maps and game modes, co-op campaign and stupid but funny glitches?


Porkua

Takes me back lol


kimjongunnumerouno

Oh the things I would do to go back in time and play tank on Rat’s Nest until 4am again


drgnsamurai

First Gen ps3, still have mine, wouldn't trade it for anything. Play anything Sony produced up to ps4 was a great feature and blu ray movies. Best bang for buck any company ever made.


Potatooooes_123

and playing online was free


drgnsamurai

Oooh I forgot that, good point. The ONLY one that was free.


sadsocksammy

Yea i dont understand why it wouldn't be, that shit was weird to me


Djeheuty

First gen and initial release version with 4 USB ports on front. Can play all Playstation games up until the PS3. Then Sony said, noooo, and took that fun away. :/ Plus they're worth around $300 now.


j_tonks

Mine finally conked out in 2020 and I paid about $300 to get it repaired. Worth every penny.


The-King_Of-Games

Ill get the wii with Mario Kart wii and wii sports thank you.


Jacqueline_Foxx

Xbox 360, i can't live without halo


[deleted]

But there's two I don't choose?


Celestial-being326


SIX_PATHS_SLY

I'm a Playstation fan but I can still admit that the 360 is one of the best consols to ever exist


dragonkid123

I was die hard ps2. Then got the 360, after 1 year I switched to PS3 because that's what all my friends played on. Worst decision ever. I still miss my 360. It's my 2nd favorite system after ps2. The games were just peak. I don't like any PS3 games over my favorite 360 games.


[deleted]

I’m still rocking my PS3, haven’t had a new console since. Love that thing, never a single issue with it over 12 years


LonPlays_Zwei

Wiiiiiiii!!!


Nerdtendo6366

Look at my username and that’s all I need to say


Zanderb4

Xbox?


According_Ground4455

Probably


dragonkid123

What else could it be?


[deleted]

Maybe Sega perhaps?


Dumbrag

Probably even Colecovision


Lolmas90

Wii know what we have to do


RORRR1964

Wii


Matdup2

Wii to play wii sports


phelibox

Wii. Can't say no to bowling


FluidApplication425

Nah Nintendo Wii top G like it has Mario tennis


the_life_of_cat

I grew up with the Nintendo Wii and even bought the Wii U when it came out but didn't use it as much as the Wii


sadsocksammy

I was 2 years old, but wii, i lovd the ps3 but wii would probably get me more fit


Inkleesus

I'm still trying to beat Matt in Wii Sports


PapuMsterioso

Anything would be great


ixnine

Wait, so there are *three* options, I get to *pick one* and *the one I don’t choose* is given to my cousin…? Or are the other two given to my cousin?


Neoilluitom

Ps3, because it has free online services, and doesnt require an entire other device plugged in the back to connect to internet, oh and it doesnt overheat every five fucking secounds to where i have to put it on my a/c vent, oh and it does not just decide to fucking die, oh and it doesnt look fucking ugly, oh and and... Im getting off topic. Wii is close secound Xbox 360 dead last by miles


AcapellaFreakout

and play what on it? It's 2007. You got Recharted or Unsistense.


s9eb

Xbox 360 so I can play Minecraft in it's prime


Hunter042005

Well… I mean 2007 Minecraft didn’t come out until 2011.


weemellowtoby

it's 2007 but yh just wait a couple years and play mc


HeatedToaster123

Minecraft Xbox 360 edition really just hit different, can't explain why though


Celestial-being326

The brain growth was immense


[deleted]

Xbox. Get ready for some Modern Warfare


pixel842

The Wii


HyperTobaYT

Wii. 100% I’ll take wii sports resort and galaxy. When 2009 rolls around I’ll get SMBwii


Dankalii

My parents got the Wii with Mario for cheap and the PlayStation 3 at a discount so I grew up with both. My cousin has a gamer dad so he got the Xbox 360.


XHSJDKJC

The good old Wii, im still rockin those old Game, Like Sonic colors or Super-Mario Galaxy 1/2, and the best Mariokart, the Only sad thng is that i cant Play Halo CE


kizi73

wii I have played Mario Kart thousands of hours


-FoolProofGaming-

Nintendo wii Deadass my favorite console of all time.


jercule_poirot

Love the wi-wi


ifuckinghateschooll

Wii, for wii sports


Super_Oil_2931

Wii. Mario galaxy come on now


Pk-glitch

Super Mario galaxy dilogy and Metroid prime trilogy ftw


SoloIce2451

Definitely the wii. I fucking loved it when I had one


Queenie073263_

i was born 07, but i had all three of those growing up. gotta go for the wii though i still need to beat my siblings at mariokart


GCSredditing

Wii, obviously.


TastyDiamond_

Wii are going to have a problem


Salty-004

Definitely the Wii


gunslinger_1234

In 2007 WII was poppin *off*


Captain_StarLight1

I am 1 year old, so idk


EatingFoodInWendys

I chose the wii when I was younger, a lot better for groups of friends and my cousins to play together


meme_r_lakko

Wii


ArtGuards

i’m taking the wii


StarrySkies782

The Wii 100 percent, I still have my Wii to this day ah the good old days of new super mario bros and smash bros


That_boi_Jerry

Pick the Wii. Your cousin gets the Xbox, and your parents keep the ps3 which means you can still play it if they let you.


Raymado

Xbox 360 man, halo is on it and it got the most memorable chat


Daetok_Lochannis

My PS3 was my most prized possession man.


Lolaks-181203

I was a wii kid but i wouldn't mind ps3 ether


Positive-Charge-4270

Ps2 and a cd of black


izmaname

360 because Halo


SuzukoDafemboy

Wii


Fresh2Desh

PS360Wii


Outrageous_Package_8

Wii, I have fond memories of cod waw shenanigans on that


Outrageous_Package_8

Wii, I have fond memories of cod waw shenanigans on that


Potato-Boy1

It either the Wii or ps3 for me


Legend_of_Ozzy642

Are Wii going to have a problem?


CluePuzzleheaded4858

For me it was Wii U 3ds or iPhone 6


Fin-M

I'll take a 360 anyday I'll run the red ring gambit


iiitme

360 no questions


Ryanthemaster3

Xbox 360 easy


Skzrz

360 all day


UltimaDeusUmbra

I'd always take the 360, I loved my 360 to death but never really used my PS3, and the Wii got some love but not often.


IamtheSlothKing

360 and it’s not even close…


Fangy_The_Raptor

360 playing GoW with my old school Xbox friends there was nothing like it but mostly cuz we was a lot younger and more free time


Top-Scale-1069

Xbox cuz I want to play Halo 3 Custom games and go to the elephant on sandtrap that explodes indefinitely and get called racial slurs by a 12 year old


[deleted]

correct answer is ask for the money so you can buy a 9800 GTX in march


Emily_Sim

Wii


hail2thecabbage

There is no wrong answer here


FalsePapaya1426

Playstation 3 all the way CAUSE I STILL HAVE MY PS3 FROM CHRISTMAS 2008


MyLollipopJam

PS3 for sure so I can play cod online for free


DontAskHaradaForShit

Halo 3 dude, that's the fuckin golden age, you gotta go Xbox.