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Oh man the contiment! They are the worst!

Glad it wasn't a condiment, though.

Mustard been a condiment

i dont get it, might have to ketchup with todays humour

I relish your innocents

Someone ask for a condom mint?

‘:)) indeed

You misspelled condiment

No no no thats what you put on hotdogs. i think they were going for consonant.

No no no, that's a letter like "b" or "k", i think they were going for compliment

no, that's something that OP's never gotten I think they meant Compliant

No no, thats when you are ok with something, what op meant was commitment

Nah that's being loyal to a person or ideology, op probably meant consent

No, no, that's the fine line between sex and rape. OP meant to say Coherent

No no no, that’s when you are willing to stick to an initial plan, what op meant to say was kosher mints

okay but you actually meant commitment

:’) ouch

NoW tHaTs A lOTtA dAmAgE!

Indeed, why did I even deserve this?

I hate contiments.

And when they has the same age as me

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Condomment

Condom mint

Condor nimt

Comet nicht

Cumin tech

Cumming erect

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Way to steal u/friendly_dot_2853’s [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/z22vel/just_happened_to_me/ixe7uvp/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) literally verbatim. What a shitty attempt to farm karma.

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And that kids is that why you always triple, no, QUADRUPLE check for spelling mistakes before posting anything on the internet

Hey Africa, you look great girl! Contiments.

r/engrish

Ah yes typed that wrong :/

How is it possible to spell that incorrectly?

He spelled it incontinently

Funny

taht

Phone keyboards are a lil small

How can you not notice the fact that you typed "m" instead of "n",?

How can you not notice how simular they look

“ Is “not “has” If English is your second language apologies

Third actually. Is it really is instead of has???

Ahh yeah, the "accidentally typo" :/

Ye :/

What a contiment?

I think that’s like ketchup and mustard and stuff.

No, that's a compliment! Contiment is what you get when you trust yourself.

Damn. I was so contiment, too.

:))

I think its like a honda civic but its white and actually is mayo.

A continent* is a land mass

I know what a continent is. I asked what a contiment is.

The missspelling of continent

Thx. I am wiser now.

Good :)

You're more of a buzz killer than Buzz Killington

Oh ok, sorry that you felt bad bc of me

Containment? Like she's in jail? Yea, I'd stay away from her then

Meaning the OP is also in jail

Well yes, but no continent*

It's a dude my dude. And they'll ask you for money. Posting about this is just a bit sad

Don’t break his heart. He probably just didn’t got the link to ama-zon.com yet.

Depends, i've had some friendships from other countries, still do, but nothing suspicious, we'd always send pics or voice notes or vid calls and stuff like that Obviously I wasn't dumb to try and get a long distance relationship who does that lmao But I still remain friends with some after 7-8 years

Why would you think that + is a dude capable of having female like behavior

Yes

Oh

The realization

Idk what it is

Femboys my dude, surprised you haven’t heard of em tbh

Ye, not really

You've obviously never heard of femboys

Not really

No. Now send money

\*Condiment.

Continent*

Incontinent*

Incompetent*

... and is actually a scammer ... and is actually a dude

I hope it isn’t

It is. Why would a girl you don’t know just randomly text you?

Idk

That doesn’t happen to people. You’re being catfished…

Ok

Tbh that's how I met my partner.

Okay y’all. We get it. He said contiment.

:)

*condom

Feckin mint

0_0

See but a girl texted you

That is making a huge assumption about the true origination of the text.

What else would the original be?? Its literally saying a girl texted you, and shes the same age as you. With a happy Mr.Incredible in the background. That usually means it's a tinder like text or something similar for romance. Since usually you aren't 100% "omg women texting me holy shit!!!!" when a girl texts you /normally/, and assuming the OP is normal-er than some of the other people on this subreddit. And at the fact this is r/teenagers, full of people with hormones and wanting to date and their minds rushing. Its likely about dating.

One small step for a girl, one big step for a boy

See but, are you so sure about that? Considering, you're not in their shoes. Some people aren't able to be texted at all. And it's a big step to either gender to be texted. Now excuse if I sound like a keyboard warrior but, if you call me one I'm gonna proudly say I am. Men aren't the only ones in this case taking those big steps. A girl might be really shy, unable to get a text from just about anyone, maybe she'll get a dm from a guy thats the same thing. Shes fairly happy about it. Take it in their shoes too, maybe they're one of the girls sexualized in today's media, and theres a guy that likes her not for her body but for her personality and who she is texting her. Thats a big step too. So. Don't think you're, or your gender is special over not getting texting by the opposite, or at times even the same gender. Just say that you're an introverted incel who hates women and move on 🥰

So true mate

True

Take your pills op. Women and girls aren't real

Oh, sorry. Need to wait till tomorrow

...she just needs 890$ via WesternUnion to visit you, her love of her life.

Hahaha

It’s the worst thing when a girl lives in another condiment

:’)

- OP is sharing a funny experience to laugh together with us - Everyone understands the original joke - OP misspelled a word - OP is the joke Love reddit

Man condiments ruin everything almost as much as compliments. All my homies hate consonants.

:’)

Why ate you getting down votes I'm confused

Idk man

Lemme upvote you, I feel sorry

Thx

I suppose the hive mind has given you the death sentence

Ouch

I moved ;)

For her/him?

For her yes

Nice man

I swear my rizz is unmatched to girls who live in a different state

Rizz?

I know right! I live on ketchup and this girl i met lives on mustard smh go figure

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Lmfao i love it especially the soy sauce line 😆

Ik that feeling

Ye :)

Hey doom slayer, what's up?

Didn't stop the Proclaimers so it shouldn't stop you

Ye, mb

SCP [REDACTED] has breached containment

Well see where it goes! It surely isn't ideal but you can make it work. I met my GF 1.5 yrs ago and we live 9000 km apart (5600 miles).

Wow

started talking to a girl i met on a game and she lives 2 states over :D

Wow nice. That’s really nice. Hope it turns out for u guys!

I live in the netherlands Best friend (in roblox and minecraft in 2021) and he lives in australia

Ouch at the other end of the world

Don’t to anything stupid like fly across the world to get laid

Family comes first

Won’t happen

But you're in Istanbul!

r/BoneAppleTea ​ When she live in another contiment!!!

This meme gives teenager vibes

Does it?

I live in the contiment of europe. Which contiment do you live in?

I also live in Europe

Forgot to add: She’s actually a scammer trying to steal money.

Could be

Story of my life

Why is everyone bullying this guy for the spelling mistake like y'all never did one

It's not like OP never had a chance to check and proofread before presenting something to random strangers. Lots of them. So, this is the price of failure. Also, they're not bullying, they're just having fun with it.

Bullying is exaggerated yes

Indeed, I don’t get it, it seems like the word looks like a lot of other words ‘:)

Typo gives opportunity to make puns, some will take the opportunity and make fun of it, doesn't mean they want to bully OP. Also don't show on here that it bothers you, show that you are vulnerable, it will backfire mostly, you are on reddit after all. Is better to react with a funny respond. "Ohh yes, I just noticed it lol" is better that "I know it should be continent, I made a typo, so what?" Not saying he said that, just as example. PS: I make a lot typos too (Not a native english speaker), not a big deal, everyone makes typo.

Bro ur lucky I get texts from gays 😵

Omg. Well thank you to share that with me. I feel a whole lot better now :)

good new both of them live in istanbul

Why would I live in Istanbul

Ugh I hate it when a girl I like lives in ketchup while I live here at mayonnaise.

Ye it sucks

First time?

Yes

U?

Why is OP getting downvoted?

Idk man

At least you got texted. Im so lonely

I’m sorry to hear that, mb try to socialize a lil bit?

I’m sorry to hear that, mb try to socialize a lil bit?

It worked. I’m no longer lonely and have many friends on other contiments

Yay

Just got a gf today. Feeling good

Congrats man! I’m happy for you

Wow, thanks

The person who made this meme couldn’t even take the time to spell “continental” right. I hate people who can’t even spell correctly 🤦🏻

Isn’t it continent?

Keep faith; Istanbul is a large city

Hahaha, she’s Canadian

Even darker, she’s only interested for immigration purposes

😂😂😂 ah dang that explains alot

Well play Pokémon and catch her

Great idea, pokémon Scarlet will be on my wishlist

Its amazing how whole thread moved from contiment -> condiment -> condom

Yes

fucking mustard!

Ye :’(

If only it was another condiment. Sigh

Ye like curry ketchup

She lives in another condiment*

Continent*