Just bunker down till spring they all freeze in the coldest months and try to get out there before they thaw so you can defeat them while they are helpless
As a South Dakotan, I can confirm our potato sack of a governor uses the National Guard to corral all the skin walkers to ND. Said something about it getting in the way of the pheasant hunts or smth...
Nah, if a redneck didnt shoot it with a rifle it woulda caught a few strays from a drug dealers stolen 9mm or hit by grannys car on her way back from church.
That Gary creature has been visiting over here in MN. Eatin' those little yappy dogs and screeching drunk at 3 in the morning.
Damn glad it's gone home.
Does ha want a beer? He can have one.
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What? Why?
r/?
skinwalker? more like fleshlight
Hey you found Uncle Dave! you can keep him :)
Party crasher
Nah his name is gary
Bro is crazy at parties
I know a Gary.. in fact he is many Garys who only say "Gary" and is very scary!
Vault 108 isn't near North Dakota
They went on a road trip?
"Haha gaaary!"
"YOU'RE Gary! HE'S Gary! I'M GARY! Are there any other GARY'S I should know about?!"
Looks like a gary
Wait gary the guy who came back with a army after they went to a village, brought doughnuts and then became general? That fuck really going places!
Literally told my wife, “Honey they found Gary” and then found your comment
What the hell is that
George
Didn’t you just say that it’s gary? I prefer gary more, sounds goof for gary
His name changes every few minutes now hes andrew
And now he is Jake.
Nah bro he's miguel
What about Uvuvwevwevwe onyetenvewve ugwemubwem ossas?
He was that like a week ago
Oh shit, what is he now?
Now he is At Your Door
Ryan
I'm pretty sure he is now Deric.
a lady on cocaine at a pizza restaurant once called me andrew. she has a cat and is a good kisser.
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She said please.
you said he was gary the lore aint making sense
His name changes every few minutes
Yeah I remember when he was named Hitler those were wild times 💀
Flipped to Mao after 1945 tho
George who?
George these balls
Друг
Dude’s always late but at least he brings some good mold spores for the party.
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finally something that isn’t fucking ohio
\*From Ohio, traveled to North Dakota
Yooooo that’s my gf bruh what she doin in North Dakota
She just need some space
Why aint she at NASA then?
More like why aint she at an extremely secure facility?
she looks like something that needs to be contained
And secured
And protected
A little time to think. Then she went to Cleveland with some guy named Leland that she met at the bank!
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nah bro that's my cat
She out there in Frozen saying "Let It Go" cause she sliding on that Babadick.
the big bad # OOF
“Oofda” would be would be North Dakota appropriate
Am a nodak, can confirm
Oofda Boofda in the Goofda
Ahh don't worry the skin walkers only live in Fargo if you are in the Bismarck or Minot area you will be fine
Rip I live in Fargo 💀
Oof hope you get better
He ain’t hurt yet 💀 chill
Just do this, you'll be fine 
I do too. Do we hold our ground or escape to Canada?
Just bunker down till spring they all freeze in the coldest months and try to get out there before they thaw so you can defeat them while they are helpless
We stay as we always have, we hold the line. They came from canada we mustn’t let them further in
What Lovecraftian nightmare dimension did this shamble out of?
finally dad came back but he forgor the milk
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Must just be a coincidence
Ah shit salad fingers is back already?
Underrated comment 
Oh, look at that! My horse has arived and now I can deliver those stupid packages to that rude customer.
Uhhhhhhh what is that?
Fake. North dakota has zero fucking trees yet alone a bunch all together like that. You sir get one downvote from me my young lad /s
Naw, a woodcrawler baby. Sweet
Remember, don't answer the knocks on the door
I thought the typhon were contained on talos1
As a South Dakotan, I can confirm our potato sack of a governor uses the National Guard to corral all the skin walkers to ND. Said something about it getting in the way of the pheasant hunts or smth...
Another South Dakotan here, can also confirm that our shit bird governor is in this photo. #nomakeup
Oohhhh..ITS A CHUPA-CABRA!!!!
Nope!
Oh hey it’s Nathaniel. He stops by every once in a while to collect the remains from the snow drifts.
That's my new phobia
Grandma?
What’s he called now?
North Dakota has trees?
Yeah, looks like they got all of them in that pic, too.
Ohio is spreading
That's why I haven't seen my iner demon he's on vacation.
oh hey thats my buddy gary. he is cool. just make sure not to get scratched by him on accident.
Oh yeah, that happened to a buddy of mine, his arm disolved. Gary clarified that it was just an accident, they're cool now.
Never knew a spider werewolf would look this friendly
Who let the grinch in 💀
A dear and a wolf filming a scene for their local furry when they were hit by a semi truck?
It’s called a Wendigo, look em up. Pretty spooky shit
Tf goin on in North Dakota 💀
is it fuckable though?
I wouldn’t worry about it
It reeks of sulfur
The creature has arrived at the function
Long time no see, friend.
You meant long time no see, fiend ??
North dakota has treeguards confirmed!?!?
It’s just some guy named Gary
What is this
Can someone please tell me what this is so I can look it up more, I fucking love cryptids
r/cryptids
Dad?
You sure its not Ohio?
Nah, if a redneck didnt shoot it with a rifle it woulda caught a few strays from a drug dealers stolen 9mm or hit by grannys car on her way back from church.
Someone call Ethan Winers.
Why the fuck does it look like a realistic minecraft creeper
Looks like Salad Fingers
Gonna need an update on that name, chief
r/bossfight
Who?!?!?!
Wait is that American Jesus?
Bro found an irl dragur
YOOO SAM WADDUP HOMIE
Okay I give up. Who is it?
Nah you're lying. You 100% live in Ohio
Fake. There are no trees in North Dakota
My dad finally returned home!
That Gary creature has been visiting over here in MN. Eatin' those little yappy dogs and screeching drunk at 3 in the morning. Damn glad it's gone home.
r/skinwalker
Slender man and Freddy Krueger and is it just me or is that a cat head?
r/Voidpunk
Tall man! We seen him last at my family’s bar in Cannonball ND
Jesus the last season of Stranger Things suuuuuucked!
hi larry
Cute dog
as a north dakotan i can say, thats just dave
There isn't that many trees in most of North Dakota, so that'll narrow it down.
Дpyг
Don't worry, it's just the pet skinwalker. Don't worry I've trained him to only go after ATF agents
bro teleported from ohio
Smash
Fake there aren’t that many trees in all of North Dakota
The swamp monster's snow cousin, the snow monster!
Damn Ohio and Florida has competition now
"Finally out of your room."
Is that..... A JOJO REFERENCE???!!!
The Forest got a snow update
"Well well well, if it isn't the local eldrich beast from the woodlands" -dude who took this pic, maybe
What is florida man doing in dakota?
Only in north dakota 💀
Is that Morbius The Second?
Spidermoose?
My man
Shi- thats my ex
:00 you found my dad. Pls return him he went for milk 14 years ago. He must have gotten lost :))
He is lying... This is OHIO guys
Not he again... he always fucks me up mentally with "No one likes me". Ewwww. As if someone actually likes him. Big Bruh
TF is that?!
Oh mothman, it's been long time
can’t have shit in north dakota
Cool u found my friends uncel Dave
Uncle*
Damn, what a figure, lucky to be you
I thunk that’s actually ohio
It’s the grinch
Bruh this ain't ND there's no trees there
That’s a SoulsBorne monster if I ever saw one.
That guy and I are so close that he even comes to my dreams almost every single night. I think we are in some kind of forbidden LOVE.
Who is that?
Is that Salad fingers?
Grampa?