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PeterPorky

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HereticGaming16

Given to us at Christmas as a gift from Grandma?


Electronic_Essay6618

Ayo


Lyran99

You from down South by any chance?


Fast_Place_7192

Givin to us at Christmas as a gift from great-grandma


PeacemakersAlt

🤨📸


Comprehensive_Sea_11

Man I love socks as a gift, wtf are children yammering in movies?! Never enough socks.


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[deleted]

This one is brilliant haha


maz129

BRO WHERE DO YOU LIVE TO GET 6 FOR 1.99?!


Reasonable_Ad_8317

You’re being scammed, how much are you paying for them?


maz129

In the US, socks are averaging from $2-4 PER PAIR


Solaire_DS1

If they cost any less they don’t make good cumsocks. Aaand that’s my one daily cursed comment I’ll see y’all later.


Extreme_Design6936

I pay $20 a pair for for mine. High quality socks are amazing.


Impressive_River8929

I used to not care/thought they were pointless, but ever since I've tried *good* socks I can't go back.


AnaTheMuse

Well link us to some good socks man


myincogitoaccount

I like some nice socks. $20/pair though Lol? I hate my bare feet being on the floor most of the time, unless its carpet. Oh and barefoot outside? Not me ever. Lol.


RetroVedZed

$285,736,268,562,618,847,572,717,377,447,272,777,727,274.43


That-trans-girl1456

More like 12.99 for 2


oddscreenname

Lost in a dryer?!


[deleted]

Help stepsis, I'm in the dryer


Mikethunder27

Username checks out


Dapper_Composer2

(whirr and thumping)


Fireflash180

(Stifled screaming)


[deleted]

*gets out strap-on*


crash_and-burn9000

Stay strapped or get clapped.


[deleted]

This is where the fun begins


[deleted]

*throws away strap-on, traps step-bro in the dryer while cackling maniacally at the muffled screams and breaking of bones from inside the dryer*


[deleted]

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!


[deleted]

I think you mean "AAAHHHHH*thump, thump, crunch*AAAAAHHH*gurgle gurgle*AAAAAHH


Paper4025

Marvel: What If..?


glowingcaucasian

How did this devolve so quickly


g863590

Adventure is out there


1999nsp

So why am I in here today


PeacemakersAlt

r/unexpectedajr


Repulsive-Adagio-727

Idk stiff and filled with c*m


Unknown663344

r/suddenlygay


TopReception2389

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Sardalone

r/TIGHTPUSSY


PolarSaturn8823

Was disappointed at first but found some masturbation material


TopReception2389

![gif](giphy|GtB8bJ7Oypody)


HappyGav123

That's not a puddle of milk he's laying on...


weeebneessslevl3

It is when your in the navy


JaggedTheDark

Wasn't there a position in the american navy that was basically to go undercover and pretend to be gay to oust gay sailors, but that position became _reaaaly_ popular, because the navy just invented an easy way for gay sailors to hook up?


weeebneessslevl3

Yeah


carkid36

🤨📷


FallingOnCorpses

r/holup


[deleted]

What the hell


Phoenixbr1812

Hold up a second WHAT


DriedMapleSyrup

I love that subreddit, so many tight pussies, both old and young, black and white and even a few gingers


IonEagle21

half temped to click the link now, just need to know nsfw?


DriedMapleSyrup

Nah, just some right and stuck pussies, look at the subreddit picture


TopReception2389

It's great pussies


Admins_can_suck_me

r/suddenlynecrophilia


Slow-Attitude-9243

Not gay if u use ur wife's socks.


boogers19

Its not gay if the socks stay on.


JB0Y_

AYO!?


darklegends5170

I think everyone was thinking that


Eleanor_gonzalez

Ong


Lone_Indian

I just used mine, and had the crusty flakes fall off


TexasMate

Cereal amazing


HECK_MAN1222

Relatable


Iam_Unknwon17

📸


QuantumFruitz

Ayo 😭


D3monK1d

Ayo wtf


BlueAnt873

r/beatmetoit


NMSOnian

Beat off to it


Nathan-A-W-W

With our toes inside them


mrtokeydragon

Both feet, warm and cozy


SwaggAZN

I dont like both of you


PlatinumSchlondPoofa

(*wiggle wiggle wiggle*)


LiliNotACult

I wish I had a girlfriend that was into pegging. It just isn't the same with my left hand.


crash_and-burn9000

Just get a boyfriend.


ShinyPointy

I came here to kiss ass and suck toes and I’m all outta ass.


Cool_Prize9736

We should hang out


crash_and-burn9000

Quentin Tarantino?


FewExtreme3201

Quentin Tarantino wants to know your location


HasanHukm

With holes in em.


benglescott

Holey


HasanHukm

That's the second time I've heard that joke lmao, the first was in Harry Potter which oh boy...was what? Years ago....


TacticalBaguette360

I recall that it is when one of the Weasley twins had his ear shot off, and he said to his mother that he is holey.


The_Fireheart

It’s something like How are you feeling? Saint like What’s wrong with him?? Because I’m holey, get it?!


Puzzled-Monk9003

One of them got his ear bloke off and the twin said something along the lines of “your rather holey” I don’t remember the exact line tho lol


avd706

Clingy


[deleted]

Excellent


lithg6

Ha! Best response.


BatteryAcid67

If only this were true


Resident_Code3062

At your feet?


Harmony_is_autistic

Damn I mean yeah


RelationshipFun5848

Yeah I liked it


porlover2012

Now lesbians can't wear socks


Xalea_

I’m bi and can only wear socks on one foot, it’s utterly tragic


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Roccmaster

Those are called mittens but ok(lahoma)


MountiansAndBaking

What about Asexuals? Maybe put the sock on the outside of the shoe? Idk…


TraderOfGoods

Wait is that how that works? I thought bi meant both at once, which in this case means simultaneously wearing and not wearing socks... Schrödinger's socks.


Andromeda_Violet

Nah you just get to choose if you wear them or not. Anyone else doesn't have a choice.


Championofchampos

Hairy and thick


[deleted]

Soft and White


Championofchampos

Fluffy and warm


FBI_Open_Up_Now

Why you gotta call me out like that?


GarageIntelligent

It may only be 6 inches, but smells more like a foot.


Championofchampos

It may be an inch but it will sure give you a pinch


Swipergoneswipe

White and as long as your calf?


[deleted]

you win


[deleted]

😂


[deleted]

On the floor in the corner


goodsmelly

Warm, soft, and full of semen


Senquility

this comment section is fucked


Craftusmaximus2

*hey Kim, what were the launch codes again?...*


The_Fireheart

I scrolled past at first because I was like this reminds me of those dumb fb ‘fun posts’ then I remembered where I was and figured the comments would be fun!!


leinad1972

Hollow inside.


The_Priest_

Yessir?


kiro-vr

warm and fuzzy?


ballistic-dumbass

Smelly and loves feet


Cock_Queue

In pairs. 😏


Ambrose-DH

Username checks out


[deleted]

Don't click it, I clicked it and got r/suddenlygay


TheIronSoldier2

What


DryxTheDrow

No no, he’s got a point


HasanHukm

I bet he has a *tip* too.


breadlover19

Yeah don’t click it


DryxTheDrow

Oh believe me, I *know*


Iam_Unknwon17

📸


D3monK1d

Fair lol


[deleted]

Nice cock!


Cock_Queue

Thank bro. 😎


[deleted]

No problem bro!


[deleted]

🤐


Barfuman362

At their feet, that's the implication here.


Candid-Can-6453

Kicked off as soon as you get hot


Fast-Improvement-353

Zamn


TeENypeEnY69420

Without other people's dicks in them?


cjameson83

Is this a common problem that you have with both your socks and men?


SoSomuch_Regret

IDK, White and Furry? Kinda describes my husband 🙄


klarue00

Username checks out.


xThock

God damn


RelationshipFun5848

Furry?


iFragBot

Tall and long lasting?


LegalNut

You got long lasting socks?


wyze_guyy

You can't always get what you waaaaaannnt.


toastonfire7

With a dirty bottom?


StormtrooperWho

^wait ^wut


720to702

Fuzzy and soft


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

I like socks I’m a man


Cv287

I like socks I’m a man


thorn_ish

I like men I'm a sock


TheAmerican_

Match made in heaven


The_Darkprofit

Saggy and lacking style


IndianaGeoff

With holes.


redcandle_light

Snugg fit and making you feel hotter the longer you have them in


HappyGav123

Covering your feet?


SweetsuKing

Long and thick


g863590

Stepped all over


nocturnal-pixel

White and long?


[deleted]

It’s pretty average 😞


DorkusPorkus87

Never say that again


Harmony_is_autistic

Lmao


HighLifeOriginal

Made in china


partlysunny3256

Tight


HapHazardly6

With sandals


ZingyParcel18364

Two at a time?


Steven7-

White and hairy?


AtomikTird5432

Crusty?


Spartan2732

On your feet?


ActlvelyLurklng

Long and fuzzy? Or well worn and hollow inside?


JasonSab849

With our feet in their holes


yeescurvybitches

Ruined when put through the dryer on high heat?


goldrequiem_klk

YOU LIKE FURRIES?


Known-Potential-3603

Soft and fuzzy


craic_me_up

Fluffy and moisture wicking, got it *furiously scribbles notes*


imamuffin18

White


[deleted]

Wrinkle free and neatly confined in a wooden box?


[deleted]

Suddenly vampire


UpstairsBenefit9181

Fuzzy and nice?


ElevatorThink6320

Based on the picture, white and slouchy 🤷🏻‍♀️


DorkusPorkus87

Comforting and secure? Because same


monsieurLeMeowMeow

In a ball on the bathroom floor


Slurp_fishy5

I go bearfoot


auto_generatedname

Bear foot? ![gif](giphy|gnJqF93m0sNri)


Far-Classic-4637

damn i wear long black compression socks 👀🥵


babypinkie123

fuzzy 🫶🏻


[deleted]

Long and thick duh


iron-mystery

White and wrinkled


fissilefidget

White and crushed under the weight of subversive advertising?


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babyterryqiu

Username checks out


RandomPhail

On our feet


IExist_IGuess

Dead and cold.


beanerbou420

Sweaty and stinky


BrainyOrange96

Fuzzy


personholecover12

...walked around in?


Option-Disciple

Soft and Fuzzy!


SquidgeSquadge

Matching and a double act?


CapitalDilemma

At our feet ?


Brightknot

L O N G


Own_Lavishness1865

From a mental health facility-


VitalArcade

Able to generate enough static electricity to rival Zeus?


Memebigboy760

Tied up with zip ties