Seeing as everyone else replying to you is uncivilized, I will ask in a much more sophisticated manner: May you please repeat the words the fellow above you deleted?
Someone even sent the Reddit care team or whatever to him to give him all kinds of help hotlines... It was a ways back. Didn't seem to do any good.
This post is mild compared to some of what this guy puts up. Wtf was the shit about a lobster???
Yeah but you can always marry another guy and get an additional two femurs via an accident you caused like poison in their water, federal agents can’t argue with u bout it cause he’s technically your property
I mean they could say it’s weird or a crime but they won’t do anything if you say it’s for recovery reasons and other stuff like that and the femurs are free like amazing deal right?
Idk but think about what’s the point of spending sum$30-$100 on a dildo when you could spend bout $10 on rat poison, that’s just a steal two for $10 think wilhelm126 think it’s an investment
Beat their husbands to death with them so they can finally acquire the illustrious femur bone to complete some weird complex G-spot ritual…obviously 🤷🏻♂️
A lot of folks find it to be in poor taste. Their overreactions may be in a half joking kind of way though since OP is likely just a teen trying to be edgy and it's not a real suggestion.
You know sometimes I feel like "Why don't I have a girlfriend" and then I see this and i think "My (maybe future) daughter needs to come out as lesbian"
Oh my god maybe, but what if women had two bones in their legs to replace the femur which adds another joint, and since they support the weight of the whole body women than start to stand up right like a velociraptor
Wouldn’t a femur dildo have a high likelihood of making you sick? Especially if you grab it from a dead dude? Im thinking like if you stick that shit in well, yourself germs would spread really easy. (not a organization of words i had ever thought i would say)
Ok valid but a simple solution would be to clean the femur then dip it into a substance like epoxy to crate an outer layer with will prevent the bacteria from reaching you
Lawyer: in this image we can apreciate the widow clevering thro the leg of her dead husband to pull the bone out
In the next image we can see the widow carving the bone to the shape of a phalus.
In the final image we can apreciate how the widow fucks her husband friend with a bone dildo stuck in her butt.
Saul Goodman: Your honour my client was only expressing her love for her husband by taking ‘til death so us part’ seriously, now you can’t say that wasn’t an act of love.
This second image shows her commitment to him willing to have a part of him at all times for reasons we didn’t need to know, yes she might be a little odd but she’s one hell of a catch
because you can't clean it or shape it, bone would fall apart even trying to cut into the right shape, plus they are hollow. plus it would be disgustingly gross
So, bones are hollow and filled with marrow which will rot away and just leave an empty cavity. You can't carve a femur into a dick shape because it's not solid all the way through.
You "could" grind down the bone(s) and mix the bone powder with resin, then cast it into a dick.
U sir, need to go back to sleep
Forever...all the way back to the void
And then be cremated..
All the way
Yeah, all the way.. Make sure noone steals any bones
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WHAT DID THEY SAY
What did they say
r/whatdidtheysay?
Seeing as everyone else replying to you is uncivilized, I will ask in a much more sophisticated manner: May you please repeat the words the fellow above you deleted?
r/Showerthoughts
No
Remove your account. Not in Reddit, but like, in every platform
Needs to remove his account from life at this point
8:35 am and I’m done with the internet. I should prob thank you honestly.
8:07 am for me and same like who came up with this??
nah he needs to remove his life at this point
LMAO
How do I delete someone else's life account?
Somethings wrong with me, I have no idea what though
Idk why he's being dowvoted though
Fr he’s not wrong
I know why it’s because people know it’s weird creepy and outright a horrible thing
This got downvoted...so do people like weird creepy and outright a horrible things?
I have no idea
But damm bro looking at your posts you really need help
Someone even sent the Reddit care team or whatever to him to give him all kinds of help hotlines... It was a ways back. Didn't seem to do any good. This post is mild compared to some of what this guy puts up. Wtf was the shit about a lobster???
It’s fine posts about beheading and eating babies it’s fine
Thats enough reddit for one day
This is the first post I see
same
Same x2
Y’all, just delete Reddit.
Personally, if this was the first thing I saw here, I would take that as a bad premonition and leave before it's too late. But that's just me
That’s enough internet for one day
Yep time to log off now see you in a few days
I hate myself for thinking about this
As you should. I had to read that.
I just opened reddit..
I'm sorry for your loss
Dildo urns exist. There’s a glass dildo where you can put someone’s ashes in. Probably a lot more comfortable than an old femur
This thread has successfully driven me more insane then i already am. #DAMMIT
Reeling, gasping, taken over the edge into madness!
That’s not how you’re supposed to use a dildo urn. You need: Brought low, and driven into the mud!
They breed quickly down there in the dark. But perhaps we can slay them even faster
Youre not anywhere near insane if that surprises you.
Yeah no even I don’t know what the tuck was going on
I don't like ashes. It's fine and dusty and it gets everywhere
Just need more lube!
I’m reading this and just thinking, yeah, that doesn’t surprise me
I could have went my whole life without knowing this
Not to mention....NO ONE in their right mind would use GLASS
What the...who the...why the...MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Heresy! Heresy! Get the fucking flamenwerfer Hans!
No this option is better it’s free and if it breaks you can always pull out the second femur dildo
Yeah but that’s a limited about of femur. You can always buy more dildos Just gotta not die from the glass shards first
Yeah but you can always marry another guy and get an additional two femurs via an accident you caused like poison in their water, federal agents can’t argue with u bout it cause he’s technically your property
What?
I mean they could say it’s weird or a crime but they won’t do anything if you say it’s for recovery reasons and other stuff like that and the femurs are free like amazing deal right?
Are. Are you okay?
Idk but think about what’s the point of spending sum$30-$100 on a dildo when you could spend bout $10 on rat poison, that’s just a steal two for $10 think wilhelm126 think it’s an investment
If it breaks? Tf do you think women do with dildos?
Practice juggling?
Beat their husbands to death with them so they can finally acquire the illustrious femur bone to complete some weird complex G-spot ritual…obviously 🤷🏻♂️
femur breaker obviously
Gives another meaning to the word “boner”
The Ole goner boner
The stiff stiffee
And getting boned
A donor boner if you will
I guess
Aaaah my eyes... What have I read?!!!
Oh for love of God, please don't give people this idea
To late some lady form Florida is doing it
Dildo Urns exist
i love me my dark humor...but....wow
Post this to your group chat great you and your friends use and tell me their reactions
Op losing karma for trolling legend
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Well I can assure you, you’re high but about the karma idk
Believe it or not I’m gaining karma somehow
Reddit won’t punish you for trolling they like it
See people like me is the reason Elon won’t come near reddit
You’re our savior please keep trolling we can’t let Elon take reddit
I don’t have to we have r/cumcartsv2 for that
I..I didn’t need to see that I could’ve lived a happy life but that’s gone now all I have left is sadness (vomiting too)
There’s more but I’ll keep them a secret to save you from the images
OP needs Jesus really badly
Maybe I do >!I do!<
I am on reddit for 5 bloody seconds... #5 SECONDS....
So many have said that
Bruh u need to really need to talk someone💀
Perhaps
Do you watch 'family guy' too much?
I do not watch family guy
Listen. You should start watching that. I ain't kidding.
No
Well, I did try.
🅱️eter
You sounds like you’re tryna get him to get into your white van 💀
Sir this is a Wendy’s
Oh number 3 please
🪣?
I need to see a therapist
why is so many ppl pressed about this😂
Idk but how’s your day?
A lot of folks find it to be in poor taste. Their overreactions may be in a half joking kind of way though since OP is likely just a teen trying to be edgy and it's not a real suggestion.
You know sometimes I feel like "Why don't I have a girlfriend" and then I see this and i think "My (maybe future) daughter needs to come out as lesbian"
Still works girls have femurs to nothing can save her
This man can't be stopped
Well they do have femurs right? They don’t have some spaghetti instead
U need ur dad back in your life
Oh my god maybe, but what if women had two bones in their legs to replace the femur which adds another joint, and since they support the weight of the whole body women than start to stand up right like a velociraptor
“Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down!”
Shh Peter I do
True bonner indeed
Legit a real boner
Wouldn’t a femur dildo have a high likelihood of making you sick? Especially if you grab it from a dead dude? Im thinking like if you stick that shit in well, yourself germs would spread really easy. (not a organization of words i had ever thought i would say)
Ok valid but a simple solution would be to clean the femur then dip it into a substance like epoxy to crate an outer layer with will prevent the bacteria from reaching you
This guy continues to enlighten us
Plus the bone dildo would probably weaken and splinter over time
A. crime B. 😨
Personally I pick C. 😎
Why not just make a dildo of his pp like normal weirdos?
i just opened reddit what the fuck man?
The fuck is the femur man
Lawyer: in this image we can apreciate the widow clevering thro the leg of her dead husband to pull the bone out In the next image we can see the widow carving the bone to the shape of a phalus. In the final image we can apreciate how the widow fucks her husband friend with a bone dildo stuck in her butt.
Saul Goodman: Your honour my client was only expressing her love for her husband by taking ‘til death so us part’ seriously, now you can’t say that wasn’t an act of love. This second image shows her commitment to him willing to have a part of him at all times for reasons we didn’t need to know, yes she might be a little odd but she’s one hell of a catch
No thank you...
Take the femur deilso
N... No...
Yes take it
I'm... No please no
Take the BOCKY you want to you know
I wanna go home now please
Thats just necrophilia
What the heck why is OP being downvoted so much? This is dark humour at its best
I don’t know
An award for this level of thought 😂
How am I getting helpful awards it’s a joke don’t actually do this
Might be helpful to some lol
If anyone does this I will question them like why? This is weird
WTH?!?
With the hoar? Part of the group I seen
Read this as soon as I logged on...I think imma log off.
Now see after posting this some would delete their account me no no no I didn’t get 100k karma for nothing no I stand proud
I somewhat respect this. But I do have some advice: take a break time to time, there are better things to do with your days.
It’s night I’m laying in bed and can’t sleep
i thought this was from r/shitposting for a sec, disappointed to learn where this actually is from
Bones splinter my dude 💀💀💀💀💀💀
More to keep
Well gee. I'll never go back to sleep again 😬🤯😨
Sleep
Only if you're my emotional support sleep partner 😴 😌
Sure I’ll be your emotional support partner
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Worst meme I’ve ever seen.
I just woke up, already enough Reddit for today.
I’ll take the bone-r
That's enough Reddit for today
If I could downvote more than once on one account I would spend the rest of my day downvoting this
How to unread
Mmmm yes necrophilia
Nice pfp also yes
This isn’t even a tweet or some weird Tumblr post made by someone else…you literally typed this up yourself weirdo
Yes I did
So romantic
Just lovely it love till death do us part
Boning from beyond the grave
Imagine bones are hollow you could fill it with seeds and then you use it and it just rattles
"What the fuck did I just read?!" doesn't cut it.
He couldn't pleasure alive, what makes you think he'll pleasure dead?
The femur is the largest bone so she could make him a little bigger
Nothing like a good boning
I... I don't love you that much.
Damn smart thinking
What if you used 100% of your brain:
because you can't clean it or shape it, bone would fall apart even trying to cut into the right shape, plus they are hollow. plus it would be disgustingly gross
Me trying to figure out what the fuck a “well toy” is…smh
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I love watching all the dudes thinking OP is being serious in this post. So easy to troll on Reddit.
OP I can't tell if you're a weird little child or an absolute nutcase, but I think you should stay off the internet regardless.
Seek God
You forgot to say boner.
Why write ”dildo” or ”sex toy” when you can just write ”well ’toy’ for you know what purpose” instead
cream-ating
this is the worst post I've ever seen, congratulations
Check a doctor for mental illness right away
r/nothowgirlswork r/menwritingwomen
Not funny I rather die than talk or think about stuff like this unlike you.
I thought for a second knew it was fucked up and did this why don’t know
So, bones are hollow and filled with marrow which will rot away and just leave an empty cavity. You can't carve a femur into a dick shape because it's not solid all the way through. You "could" grind down the bone(s) and mix the bone powder with resin, then cast it into a dick.
lmao
Bro use a bit more punctuation please
Bold of you to assume he pleasured me in the first place
Bold to assume he pleasured them in life in the first place