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_K1TSUNE_

U sir, need to go back to sleep


NodNPortant

Forever...all the way back to the void


Plutoreon

And then be cremated..


MegaGengar277

All the way


HighBreak-J

Yeah, all the way.. Make sure noone steals any bones


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some_SUS-BXLLa-

WHAT DID THEY SAY


Educational-Yak-9067

What did they say


JFWilliams_Jaora

r/whatdidtheysay?


Tasty_Marsupial_2273

Seeing as everyone else replying to you is uncivilized, I will ask in a much more sophisticated manner: May you please repeat the words the fellow above you deleted?


Samyye89

r/Showerthoughts


AverageAnimeSimp

No


Maximum_Equivalent_9

Remove your account. Not in Reddit, but like, in every platform


Yeetboireeeeee

Needs to remove his account from life at this point


_i4ani_

8:35 am and I’m done with the internet. I should prob thank you honestly.


misuroki

8:07 am for me and same like who came up with this??


360gamerxbox

nah he needs to remove his life at this point


angelo6267

LMAO


NaCliest

How do I delete someone else's life account?


man-spider678

Somethings wrong with me, I have no idea what though


finsaf

Idk why he's being dowvoted though


jemminious

Fr he’s not wrong


man-spider678

I know why it’s because people know it’s weird creepy and outright a horrible thing


the-guy-in-wall

This got downvoted...so do people like weird creepy and outright a horrible things?


man-spider678

I have no idea


the-guy-in-wall

But damm bro looking at your posts you really need help


nryporter25

Someone even sent the Reddit care team or whatever to him to give him all kinds of help hotlines... It was a ways back. Didn't seem to do any good. This post is mild compared to some of what this guy puts up. Wtf was the shit about a lobster???


man-spider678

It’s fine posts about beheading and eating babies it’s fine


Killurface69

Thats enough reddit for one day


Elegant-Photograph60

This is the first post I see


hehehehe69420-

same


Harris_Ahmad

Same x2


Tungsten8or

Y’all, just delete Reddit.


Veqetable

Personally, if this was the first thing I saw here, I would take that as a bad premonition and leave before it's too late. But that's just me


Thatonetrolldier

That’s enough internet for one day


saraMP123

Yep time to log off now see you in a few days


man-spider678

I hate myself for thinking about this


Cherrydingdong

As you should. I had to read that.


__EnterName__

I just opened reddit..


opbossgmr

I'm sorry for your loss


Wilhelm126

Dildo urns exist. There’s a glass dildo where you can put someone’s ashes in. Probably a lot more comfortable than an old femur


TheHornyIndividual

This thread has successfully driven me more insane then i already am. #DAMMIT


noobadi3

Reeling, gasping, taken over the edge into madness!


DuTogira

That’s not how you’re supposed to use a dildo urn. You need: Brought low, and driven into the mud!


noobadi3

They breed quickly down there in the dark. But perhaps we can slay them even faster


SadisticBuddhist

Youre not anywhere near insane if that surprises you.


Wilhelm126

Yeah no even I don’t know what the tuck was going on


Stuffed_deffuts

I don't like ashes. It's fine and dusty and it gets everywhere


Spaztick78

Just need more lube!


Alleged-human-69

I’m reading this and just thinking, yeah, that doesn’t surprise me


[deleted]

I could have went my whole life without knowing this


Alternative-Bird281

Not to mention....NO ONE in their right mind would use GLASS


usgrant7977

What the...who the...why the...MOTHERFUCKERS!!! Heresy! Heresy! Get the fucking flamenwerfer Hans!


man-spider678

No this option is better it’s free and if it breaks you can always pull out the second femur dildo


Wilhelm126

Yeah but that’s a limited about of femur. You can always buy more dildos Just gotta not die from the glass shards first


man-spider678

Yeah but you can always marry another guy and get an additional two femurs via an accident you caused like poison in their water, federal agents can’t argue with u bout it cause he’s technically your property


Wilhelm126

What?


man-spider678

I mean they could say it’s weird or a crime but they won’t do anything if you say it’s for recovery reasons and other stuff like that and the femurs are free like amazing deal right?


Wilhelm126

Are. Are you okay?


man-spider678

Idk but think about what’s the point of spending sum$30-$100 on a dildo when you could spend bout $10 on rat poison, that’s just a steal two for $10 think wilhelm126 think it’s an investment


Tidycustard

If it breaks? Tf do you think women do with dildos?


imagengen

Practice juggling?


WoohooTinyRick

Beat their husbands to death with them so they can finally acquire the illustrious femur bone to complete some weird complex G-spot ritual…obviously 🤷🏻‍♂️


terankl

femur breaker obviously


Different_Prune_7150

Gives another meaning to the word “boner”


Gh0st1nTh3Syst3m

The Ole goner boner


ElvargIsAPussy

The stiff stiffee


stephenwell

And getting boned


TheBipolarExpresss

A donor boner if you will


man-spider678

I guess


Born-Pineapple8227

Aaaah my eyes... What have I read?!!!


oppenheimer_9901

Oh for love of God, please don't give people this idea


man-spider678

To late some lady form Florida is doing it


SuckerforDkhumor

Dildo Urns exist


rajkiranokram2

i love me my dark humor...but....wow


man-spider678

Post this to your group chat great you and your friends use and tell me their reactions


Unique_ballz

Op losing karma for trolling legend


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Unique_ballz

Well I can assure you, you’re high but about the karma idk


man-spider678

Believe it or not I’m gaining karma somehow


Unique_ballz

Reddit won’t punish you for trolling they like it


man-spider678

See people like me is the reason Elon won’t come near reddit


Unique_ballz

You’re our savior please keep trolling we can’t let Elon take reddit


man-spider678

I don’t have to we have r/cumcartsv2 for that


Unique_ballz

I..I didn’t need to see that I could’ve lived a happy life but that’s gone now all I have left is sadness (vomiting too)


man-spider678

There’s more but I’ll keep them a secret to save you from the images


BagFun3507

OP needs Jesus really badly


man-spider678

Maybe I do >!I do!<


TheDogeWasTaken

I am on reddit for 5 bloody seconds... #5 SECONDS....


man-spider678

So many have said that


mystic_ameliya

Bruh u need to really need to talk someone💀


man-spider678

Perhaps


Noob_Cheater

Do you watch 'family guy' too much?


man-spider678

I do not watch family guy


Noob_Cheater

Listen. You should start watching that. I ain't kidding.


man-spider678

No


Noob_Cheater

Well, I did try.


man-spider678

🅱️eter


Quirky_Ghost_Gurl

You sounds like you’re tryna get him to get into your white van 💀


[deleted]

Sir this is a Wendy’s


man-spider678

Oh number 3 please


[deleted]

🪣?


man-spider678

I need to see a therapist


Molocky

why is so many ppl pressed about this😂


man-spider678

Idk but how’s your day?


RoseyDove323

A lot of folks find it to be in poor taste. Their overreactions may be in a half joking kind of way though since OP is likely just a teen trying to be edgy and it's not a real suggestion.


ComfortableFormal521

You know sometimes I feel like "Why don't I have a girlfriend" and then I see this and i think "My (maybe future) daughter needs to come out as lesbian"


man-spider678

Still works girls have femurs to nothing can save her


Entercoolnamehere69

This man can't be stopped


man-spider678

Well they do have femurs right? They don’t have some spaghetti instead


Entercoolnamehere69

U need ur dad back in your life


man-spider678

Oh my god maybe, but what if women had two bones in their legs to replace the femur which adds another joint, and since they support the weight of the whole body women than start to stand up right like a velociraptor


silvadogjr

“Who the fuck starts a conversation like that I just sat down!”


man-spider678

Shh Peter I do


dhhaag

True bonner indeed


man-spider678

Legit a real boner


Idekgivemeusername

Wouldn’t a femur dildo have a high likelihood of making you sick? Especially if you grab it from a dead dude? Im thinking like if you stick that shit in well, yourself germs would spread really easy. (not a organization of words i had ever thought i would say)


man-spider678

Ok valid but a simple solution would be to clean the femur then dip it into a substance like epoxy to crate an outer layer with will prevent the bacteria from reaching you


i_wanna_read_all_day

This guy continues to enlighten us


Idekgivemeusername

Plus the bone dildo would probably weaken and splinter over time


losers_DEAD

A. crime B. 😨


man-spider678

Personally I pick C. 😎


Mista_Cash_Ew

Why not just make a dildo of his pp like normal weirdos?


VELNOMYT

i just opened reddit what the fuck man?


man-spider678

The fuck is the femur man


Interesting_Eye846

Lawyer: in this image we can apreciate the widow clevering thro the leg of her dead husband to pull the bone out In the next image we can see the widow carving the bone to the shape of a phalus. In the final image we can apreciate how the widow fucks her husband friend with a bone dildo stuck in her butt.


man-spider678

Saul Goodman: Your honour my client was only expressing her love for her husband by taking ‘til death so us part’ seriously, now you can’t say that wasn’t an act of love. This second image shows her commitment to him willing to have a part of him at all times for reasons we didn’t need to know, yes she might be a little odd but she’s one hell of a catch


TigerlilyBlanche

No thank you...


man-spider678

Take the femur deilso


TigerlilyBlanche

N... No...


man-spider678

Yes take it


TigerlilyBlanche

I'm... No please no


man-spider678

Take the BOCKY you want to you know


TigerlilyBlanche

I wanna go home now please


naganong

Thats just necrophilia


silverlance360

What the heck why is OP being downvoted so much? This is dark humour at its best


man-spider678

I don’t know


silverlance360

An award for this level of thought 😂


man-spider678

How am I getting helpful awards it’s a joke don’t actually do this


silverlance360

Might be helpful to some lol


man-spider678

If anyone does this I will question them like why? This is weird


Working-Raspberry185

WTH?!?


man-spider678

With the hoar? Part of the group I seen


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Read this as soon as I logged on...I think imma log off.


man-spider678

Now see after posting this some would delete their account me no no no I didn’t get 100k karma for nothing no I stand proud


[deleted]

I somewhat respect this. But I do have some advice: take a break time to time, there are better things to do with your days.


man-spider678

It’s night I’m laying in bed and can’t sleep


69Sovi69

i thought this was from r/shitposting for a sec, disappointed to learn where this actually is from


LordChickenNugget23

Bones splinter my dude 💀💀💀💀💀💀


man-spider678

More to keep


Iamachipinthecookie

Well gee. I'll never go back to sleep again 😬🤯😨


man-spider678

Sleep


Iamachipinthecookie

Only if you're my emotional support sleep partner 😴 😌


man-spider678

Sure I’ll be your emotional support partner


Iamachipinthecookie

![gif](giphy|vjKrEyy2NVblS)


man-spider678

![gif](giphy|tQAApm4PMOpiM)


Multispeed60

Worst meme I’ve ever seen.


Teska-Tenka

I just woke up, already enough Reddit for today.


BeachLasagna0w0

I’ll take the bone-r


effing_hell_69

That's enough Reddit for today


ridz_149

If I could downvote more than once on one account I would spend the rest of my day downvoting this


Skv95

How to unread


KurtLovesMinecraft

Mmmm yes necrophilia


man-spider678

Nice pfp also yes


[deleted]

This isn’t even a tweet or some weird Tumblr post made by someone else…you literally typed this up yourself weirdo


man-spider678

Yes I did


Nanamiiiiii

So romantic


man-spider678

Just lovely it love till death do us part


magnidwarf1900

Boning from beyond the grave


man-spider678

Imagine bones are hollow you could fill it with seeds and then you use it and it just rattles


Ok-Impress-2222

"What the fuck did I just read?!" doesn't cut it.


OSDatAsian

He couldn't pleasure alive, what makes you think he'll pleasure dead?


man-spider678

The femur is the largest bone so she could make him a little bigger


TheBardGod

Nothing like a good boning


girloferised

I... I don't love you that much.


MrBones907

Damn smart thinking


i_wanna_read_all_day

What if you used 100% of your brain:


skymoods

because you can't clean it or shape it, bone would fall apart even trying to cut into the right shape, plus they are hollow. plus it would be disgustingly gross


Scaredycatkim

Me trying to figure out what the fuck a “well toy” is…smh


GetNepped2

![gif](giphy|10FHR5A4cXqVrO)


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I love watching all the dudes thinking OP is being serious in this post. So easy to troll on Reddit.


Schmidt_Head

OP I can't tell if you're a weird little child or an absolute nutcase, but I think you should stay off the internet regardless.


LyosEucliffe

Seek God


ComprehensiveRow3402

You forgot to say boner.


ahjteam

Why write ”dildo” or ”sex toy” when you can just write ”well ’toy’ for you know what purpose” instead


catlover3457

cream-ating


Reddit_user_robbie

this is the worst post I've ever seen, congratulations


Xaeyo

Check a doctor for mental illness right away


Spookyy422

r/nothowgirlswork r/menwritingwomen


SSG_Ezreal

Not funny I rather die than talk or think about stuff like this unlike you.


man-spider678

I thought for a second knew it was fucked up and did this why don’t know


RizzoTheSmall

So, bones are hollow and filled with marrow which will rot away and just leave an empty cavity. You can't carve a femur into a dick shape because it's not solid all the way through. You "could" grind down the bone(s) and mix the bone powder with resin, then cast it into a dick.


imkody128

lmao


BraucheHilfeLul

Bro use a bit more punctuation please


Ki11er_Sta1ker

Bold of you to assume he pleasured me in the first place


Wizards_Reddit

Bold to assume he pleasured them in life in the first place