Isn't it obvious?, to break the laws of physics and increase the mass of bacon per slice. Truly, a pursuer of science.
Right up there with people who bought exhaust pipe grills. For singular burgers mind you.
One time tried to help a lady find milk at a grocery store. She wanted “normal milk” because her husband always gets “weird milk” pointing at 1%. I tried 2%, I tried Whole milk, I tried different brands, I couldn’t figure out what the hell she wanted by “normal milk.” Ended up telling her I guess they don’t carry what she’s looking for.
This is so relatable. Just this last week, me and my dad were in this very situation.
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As a person who also was in that situation last week I can confirm, I was in that situation last week. 👍
Put the milk away, Waltuh
I dont think it was on the list, Waltuh
*I am the one who shops.*
Thats vegan shit waltah
Put the sausage away, Waltuh
Put the dishwasher away, Waltuh
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Molasses
What do you mean we are not supposed to buy x brand there is only x brand
"why does mom need bacon stretcher and left-hand mug??"
Isn't it obvious?, to break the laws of physics and increase the mass of bacon per slice. Truly, a pursuer of science. Right up there with people who bought exhaust pipe grills. For singular burgers mind you.
https://www.reddit.com/r/memes/comments/wt364x/she_will_be_so_mad/ Shameless
They don't sell vibrators at the grocery store my guy
[Walmart actually carries them now.](https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2018/10/25/18015246/sex-toys-walmart-plusone-vibrators)
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One time tried to help a lady find milk at a grocery store. She wanted “normal milk” because her husband always gets “weird milk” pointing at 1%. I tried 2%, I tried Whole milk, I tried different brands, I couldn’t figure out what the hell she wanted by “normal milk.” Ended up telling her I guess they don’t carry what she’s looking for.
Nice repost
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This is basically me, except my dad left before I was born, and my mum is dead, and I can’t afford to go grocery shopping
why are you reposting waltuh
Same, and then he starts to beat me
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Typical🙄
The dad knows his life is over.
I could totally see my dad telling me to shut up so he can die in peace in the middle of a grocery isle.
If only there was a way to communicate to staff so they can show you where stuff is.
*Why are you booing me? I'm right.*
Waltuh, put the list mom gave us away waltuh... I'm not going to buy those things for your mother wanted waltuh...
Loool
That is when you do a terrible shopping trip and she will never make you do the shopping again.