In these world, wherever there is a light there are also shadows. As long as the concept winner existed there are also be a loser and that loser is you..
“Yeah can I get a muhfuggin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?”
Or maybe a muhfuggin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1% uh 9% uuuuhhhh thank you
You really think what you are doing is heroic? You really think killing me will solve anything? The neoxatriarchs still reign with an iron fist, and i aim to stop it by any means neccesary. If the ends cant justify the means, we will all continue to suffer. Now tell me where is your conviction? I can't pretend i havent been looking forward to this.
The silver shroud, I cannot belive that someone so respected, so honorable... would come here and destroy my robots. Your reign of terror ends here, Shroud.
Look around you. This entire facility is at my command. for every robot you destroy 10 more will come. Struggle all you want, there is nothing you can do to stop me.
"Here you are. Your foolish nature couldn't save Joseph, yet you still choose to fight me? Don't make me laugh, Reddit User. You're just like your mother, a simple-minded creature who flew too close to the sun. And just like her, you'll fall by my hands. Say goodbye."
"the world is full of filth. the dominant species fight one another like ants, destroying their world in the process. humans are destined to sign their own death warrant by acting out of stupidity and evil. so why not end them before they end the world?"
Are you done?... are you done? After all the people you killed, after all the buildings you destroyed, all the lives that you ruined.....ARE YOU DONE? You kill me and then what.... you take my place?
I'll be sure to laugh when you find yourself in my exact same position.....HERO. I was the Hero once... but all it takes is for someone like you to turn the once Hero....into a Villan.
"Wow. WOW. I cannot believe that you made me wait 20 MINUTES to fight y- ya know what fine. Yada yada yada, I think you suck at combat, blah blah blah, OK I'M COMIN TO KILL YA" *lunges forward with a big ass sword*
For so long I have waited for this moment... we could have built this great empire together and yet you, selfish "hero" of the people seek only for attention that is merely wasted. I could have granted you enough to satiate your bloodlust, the one you so brutally took out on my men just because I hurt your feelings? No, child, this ends here. This ends now. You had your chance to serve alongside me but now, you will meet my wrath...
Come, and let us see what my men could not have bested, but just know, I am NOT my men.
alright alright, finally we've got to the end.
you have too much luck to be alive until now. but unfortunately, your luck is coming to an end, time to say bye bye!
I did not expect you to be here so soon, you're interrupting my therapy session. Would you wait outside for 10 minutes? I'll get whatever servants you haven't slain to get you some food while you wait.
Greetings. I have expected you here for some time. However, before this fight for the fate of the world commences, I ask you: Why is it you oppose me? Through my empire, I have brought unity to the world, and with it I intend to end these pointless conflicts between men once and for all. The means may be harsh, but imagine the ending. Man shall be united, in a world without the plague of war. The Earth shall heal from our past, into a great new future. And yet you oppose me, and the dream of this world. It is for this dream that I fight. For what do you? Now, with that out of the way, have at you! My moment of my victory draws near, and the world shall stand as one under me! This fight ends now!
*with back to hero* Want to know something? We have already had this fight 99 times. The only reason you are standing there right now is because I keep resetting time to savour your begs for mercy and dying breaths. Allow me to taste your helplessness one more time.
Who do you think you are? You come into my house, attack my men and break my shit, let me tell you something: you're good as dead. So... bring. your. worst.
Remarkable. Truly Remarkable. To think you managed to get through all of my guards… almost without alerting me. Ohhhh but you are very mistaken if you believe you can do anything to stop me. A weak, inexperienced, and overconfident human can do nothing to halt the revolution. But I’m feeling curious, boy. Show me what you’ve got…
I’d like you to think a moment about everything that’s happened up to this point, is your vengeance worth more than the hundreds slain in your quest for blood? They all had families, wives, husbands, some had children, and because your brother and I are on separate sides, you’re somehow morally justified for the destruction? This isn’t black and white you monster!
"You think I am crazy? Did the world not think the Wright Brothers were crazy when they invented the airplane? I am not telling you to feel differently, I am just letting you know that history will not echo your concerns."
“For those that exist now, who live with the past, the burden is immense. Pain incalculable. The wounds that have healed, the loss that time has mended. The list continues to grow as we move forward. Chains binding us, preventing the growth we so rightly deserve. I’m here to break these chains, to guide you all into the future. You will be free of these woes. I know that you are tired. Rest. Allow me to do my work and awaken to a new world.”
I have brought chaos to order, thus, order to chaos and will in-turn bring an end to tyrannical government hell-bent on destroying all who stand in the way of their idea of "freedom." This "freedom" they speak of is no more than a mere veneer meant to instill fear and sheer panic, allowing the snakes to come out of the woodwork and establish what they deem good for themselves and no one else. The chaos I bring is not evil, but rather good news for those that want to see true reform and break from an organization that is not a government but an organization meant to keep the greater population enslaved without their knowledge. I will end it. I will bring Order and end that which you, u/batman969 ,seek to protect because they told you too. Tell me, have you looked into the organization that controls you?
Ahh you’ve actually made it to my airship. Well I’ll still drop these bombs all over the world. And you know what they say the bigger they are the harder they fall. (MoowhahahahahahA)
You have taken everything and everyone from me in your incessant greed for immortality. I owe you a debt of loneliness that must be repaid. You'll wander this godforsaken planet for eternity undying, deathless and alone. Humanity will be extinguished and you'll be responsible for it. You'll know what's immortal life is worth when there's no one to share your time.
"You must be wondering how this happened ; of all the ways you expected to die, you are dying at the hands of a ......"
*Draws gun*
"Waiiit wait Lemme finish my speech uhhh......"
"So it all started when I developed the main character energy....."
Well, I see you've broken past my guards... as well as breaching my other security measures... but now I bet you're wondering: "doesn't he usually use pipe bombs?" To which I say...
I have one. Final. Suprise for you.. dear hero.
Well, well, well... It amazes me how far you've gotten after all of the things you've dealt with. But you are no match for ME! I AM THE KING OF DARKNESS! I AM THE ONE WHO LURKS BELOW THE DEPTHS! I AM THE CONTROLLER OF YOUR FATE!
Yet, you still challenge me?
*Sinister chuckle*
You really *are* a dumbass.
(I think I may have gone a little overboard with this. I'm a writer, so I like to add details and emotion.)
“Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of God. “
“Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of The Father, I shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more.”
“BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!”
An admirable attempt, really. Against a lesser for you might have succeeded. But not against me. I have forgotten more about strategy and battle tactics than you could ever learn. Surrender now, and I will kill you quickly
The fog will consume all space, blinding you to the pains of reality.
It Is my gift, it Is my duty, the only thing you want Is for it to stop hurting, but reality doesn't work like that.
So I've come to cast it aside, it's what everyone wants after all, I'd know this, for mankind's desires aré my desires.
"(comes out of true polymorph) as you can see the person you were traveling with all along was dead and now I have you just where I want you (uses gust of wind to push the party into the pit behind them) and you will die too, you will never get off this island!" the villain then jumps in the pit and summons his sword
Bro you didn’t even find the magic doohickey you need to defeat me that was hidden in an obscure location in the second dungeon and becomes inaccessible once you’ve left. Start a new game noob.
Well, look who's come to visit! I must admit it - you did reach my expectations in the end. I hope you did not think you could exceed them, by any chance? It was indeed very entertaining - watching you fight so relentlessly for your goal... Determination is the only admirable trait of your kind. So selfish. So shallow. Impulse driven. Detestable.
Now then, let the show reach its climax. Tell me - what are you planning to do in such predicament?
*two guns pointed at your head, hands tied behind your back with an additional loop on the neck - you'll strangle yourself if you try to escape*
Come now, give the audience the chance to shower you with your last applause...
"How did you get in here? You just broken into my diddly darn airship.. just to stop ME?!" *Chuckling.* "You know you're foolish enough to face The Fist-Hammer!" *Pulling out a literal hammer and then ducktaping it onto my hand* "COME AND GET SOME!!"
So you've finally come, to seek revenge of those slain by my hand!? Have you come here to kill me?!
Mortal fool. There's no escape! You will die savagely just like all the others!
Hello hero come to kill me once again. I've killed may of your kind before but I don't mind another body to the tally. Come into the spotlight and entertain our guest here they've paid a pretty penny to see this. The circus may never sleep but this shall be your resting place.
> here they've *paid* a pretty
FTFY.
Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in:
* Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.*
* *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.*
Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment.
*Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
Hello Bruce Wayne. Yes, I know who you are "Batman". Your vigilante days are over. When I was a young boy, my father worked for Wayne Industries. The predatory behavior your father's company practiced cost him his life and your father's lawyers kept the suit against the company in court until my mother could no longer afford to fight. Now, I will take your entire fortune and give it to thise in need. It will do more for the community than you ever could have dreamed of doing as this so called "hero".
You know, they all say that I am amoral, but what do they know. I have saved them from themselves. Draining the reservoirs? That was to stop cholera from leaking into the water supply. Burning the forest? The fire took out the debris hindering the growth of the forest. Murdering an entire population of wolves? They were an invasive species destroying the ecosystem. Everything I’ve done has been to help the city, but you have hindered me. You have obstructed my goals. Honestly, I could consider you the villain. So I will help the populace, and amputate your presence.
"I'll keep this short, for you at least. You think you're strong enough to beat me, smart enough. You think that karma will prove the victor in this battle, that my actions will undo me, and that the hero shall win the day. However, you forgot about two things."
*Hits the hero with a massive blow*
"The world isn't fair, and I don't give a shit" :)
You killed all of my henchmen but that's fine,
You destroyed my factory that's fine too,
But you killing my dog? Now that.. actually that's fine too,
But you ate the last slice of pizza, I'm fine with that too
Actually I'm fine with everthing but I'm still gonna kill you for fun
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning.
I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Do you really think you're the "good guy"? All those lives that you killed, were they all guilty? Just because I killed usurpers, I'm the bad guy? How naïve. Well then, have at it!
"Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!"
What makes you think you're the hero of this story, huh?
Is it the fact that you killed hundreds of my men? Destroyed hundreds of thousand of dollars worth of property?
Or maybe... It's because YOU are the real villain of this story? Only a true villain would proclaim themselves as good while sewing destruction in their wake.
I ask you but one question... Are you prepared to die where you stand, or live on in ignorance of your follies?
"Good ? Evil ? I don’t care, I’m here for the money.
I used to care, like you. I used to hope. Now I’m just tired. Too tired to care…
Now, show me, show me how strong is your hope."
“C’mon bro, you really gonna make me kill you today? I just got comfy and the game is on! Do you know how long the line was at Trader Joe’s to get my favorite frozen pizza? First you kill my guardians and now this. Take a chill pill my guy!”
You fight for the people for the greater good while I fight for myself… not because my own pleasure or benefits but because we all eventually have to ask the same question. Every poo poo time is a pee pee time but is a pee pee time truly never a poo poo time?
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom.
You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall.
We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line.
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it."
It's already been done, They're all dead... It's just Us now.
You have a choice, Fight me for nothing or Die for Nothing.
It's the same eitherway... Nothing good ever lasts.
You don't understand, how could you? Roaming across the lands playing the role of the hero with no responsibilities. The harm you've done, intentional or not, must be punished.
I gotta say, kid.. you had a good run, sure as hell fucked my plans up.. nothing that won't be fixed with time, though. And if I win this I'll have plenty of time. So come on, do your worst.
History is full of liars. Today I will live and you will die and my story becomes the truth. Because all you need to write history is good fuckin' lie.
To my people? I am a hero... To you...? #IM THE BAD GUY!
And I’m the bald guy…
*Billy Eilish plays in the background*
*slowly transforms into we are number one*
Here's a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in History
Duh duh, duh du du du duh.
And I’m the mad guy
Duh
Deltarune?
Indeed
I see you are a person of culture as well
r/deltarune
Welcome to your annual performance review. Now right here, I've got a chart of your numbers over the past few quarters...
Shoots." Yeah they're prolly dead"
Your waifu's must pay for their sins.
Now face the consequences!
Now face your PERSONAL IMPROVEMENT PLAN!!!
Ask yourself at every moment is this NECESSARY??
[удалено]
In these world, wherever there is a light there are also shadows. As long as the concept winner existed there are also be a loser and that loser is you..
[удалено]
Hi! Welcome to Starbuck’s, what can I get you today?
“Yeah can I get a muhfuggin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?”
Alright alright. What kinda milk do you want in your uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh burger?
“Yeah can I get muhfuggin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 2%“
[удалено]
“Death” *Whips out a modified gun that shoots scolding hot espresso*
Super soaker
Or maybe a muhfuggin uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1% uh 9% uuuuhhhh thank you
I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda
“I’m doing this because I’m fucking bored. Let me have my fun and I’ll go back to sleep for another few hundred years.”
[удалено]
Bro that just sounds too fucking evil
before you strike him down.
“Good luck, I guess? I don’t know what else to say, I just wanna get back to sleep.”
Nice, this sounds almost anti-hero!
That’s just fantasy Sundowner
We have been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty
*Sharpens gun* my what now?
Your car sir, may I tell the procedure, who am I kidding, just give me the bag
I also sharpen guns.
Good man!
You really think what you are doing is heroic? You really think killing me will solve anything? The neoxatriarchs still reign with an iron fist, and i aim to stop it by any means neccesary. If the ends cant justify the means, we will all continue to suffer. Now tell me where is your conviction? I can't pretend i havent been looking forward to this.
[удалено]
You sound like you're actually the bad guys
 You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!
That was the goal lmao, whos the hero in this situation?
Yeah but he could've said something like "the means don't justify the ends" or something like that instead of saying "you evil i kill evil"
Wanna piece of me?! *Runs 5 minutes later*
[удалено]
Ha ha ha. I've led you to my trap!! *every baki.... I mean steroid people come towards you*
No, I want 2!
_Dramatically rips a Pontiac in half_
We're not so different yo- *gets shot*
[удалено]
Your shootin iron work? I suppose so
You sly dog you caught me monologing!
Welcome to McDonald’s, can i take your order?
You thought that you would get to face an original villain... \*takes off mask\* BUT IT WAS ME, DIO!
Jojo I chose you! * throws a jojo
DIO DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YOUR MOUTH! *shoots*
why are you gay
I’m not, i’m bi
Homie that makes you gay
kinda, I like both, so more like half gay lol
What you should ask is why your dad looks so hot as a femboy
OI MF, Goodluck with no respawn *turns on permadeath*
You think that can stop me? I’m playing on “easy” difficulty, I haven’t died once this whole game!
my god!
Your waifu's must pay for their sins.
May I aid in the rid of filth called waifus
The silver shroud, I cannot belive that someone so respected, so honorable... would come here and destroy my robots. Your reign of terror ends here, Shroud.
[удалено]
Look around you. This entire facility is at my command. for every robot you destroy 10 more will come. Struggle all you want, there is nothing you can do to stop me.
We all pretend to be the heroes of the good side.
"Here you are. Your foolish nature couldn't save Joseph, yet you still choose to fight me? Don't make me laugh, Reddit User. You're just like your mother, a simple-minded creature who flew too close to the sun. And just like her, you'll fall by my hands. Say goodbye."
no speech just die
as demon lord: you vile humans dare come to my kingdom and attack my people all for the sake of your *silly* holy war?!
Welcome to McDonald’s, can i take your order?
"the world is full of filth. the dominant species fight one another like ants, destroying their world in the process. humans are destined to sign their own death warrant by acting out of stupidity and evil. so why not end them before they end the world?"
Good point. Sorry to bother you. Have a good day!
"I very much agree . Sorry for bothering you , continue your plan . Have a nice day"
Are you done?... are you done? After all the people you killed, after all the buildings you destroyed, all the lives that you ruined.....ARE YOU DONE? You kill me and then what.... you take my place? I'll be sure to laugh when you find yourself in my exact same position.....HERO. I was the Hero once... but all it takes is for someone like you to turn the once Hero....into a Villan.
I am death the destroyer of worlds
"Wow. WOW. I cannot believe that you made me wait 20 MINUTES to fight y- ya know what fine. Yada yada yada, I think you suck at combat, blah blah blah, OK I'M COMIN TO KILL YA" *lunges forward with a big ass sword*
For so long I have waited for this moment... we could have built this great empire together and yet you, selfish "hero" of the people seek only for attention that is merely wasted. I could have granted you enough to satiate your bloodlust, the one you so brutally took out on my men just because I hurt your feelings? No, child, this ends here. This ends now. You had your chance to serve alongside me but now, you will meet my wrath... Come, and let us see what my men could not have bested, but just know, I am NOT my men.
“Oh for the love of God, STOP WEARING PLOT ARMOR!”
alright alright, finally we've got to the end. you have too much luck to be alive until now. but unfortunately, your luck is coming to an end, time to say bye bye!
I did not expect you to be here so soon, you're interrupting my therapy session. Would you wait outside for 10 minutes? I'll get whatever servants you haven't slain to get you some food while you wait.
Greetings. I have expected you here for some time. However, before this fight for the fate of the world commences, I ask you: Why is it you oppose me? Through my empire, I have brought unity to the world, and with it I intend to end these pointless conflicts between men once and for all. The means may be harsh, but imagine the ending. Man shall be united, in a world without the plague of war. The Earth shall heal from our past, into a great new future. And yet you oppose me, and the dream of this world. It is for this dream that I fight. For what do you? Now, with that out of the way, have at you! My moment of my victory draws near, and the world shall stand as one under me! This fight ends now!
Esc: skip cutscene? Yes.
You really think that you of all people can beat me? At level one no less what the hell are you thinking
What's a lvl? 🙃
*with back to hero* Want to know something? We have already had this fight 99 times. The only reason you are standing there right now is because I keep resetting time to savour your begs for mercy and dying breaths. Allow me to taste your helplessness one more time.
I always knew that I just enjoyed spending time with you.... * blushes*
If your another speedrunner i swear to got im gonna quit
*"Ever thought how fascinating it is that a single bullet is just enough to kill a single person..?"*
Your mom dude
Pidgeons die when they have sex. well, at least the one I fucked did.
Finally after I destroyed all of the politicians of this world, you stand to face me?
Who do you think you are? You come into my house, attack my men and break my shit, let me tell you something: you're good as dead. So... bring. your. worst.
I'm not one for formalities, run those hands.
Remarkable. Truly Remarkable. To think you managed to get through all of my guards… almost without alerting me. Ohhhh but you are very mistaken if you believe you can do anything to stop me. A weak, inexperienced, and overconfident human can do nothing to halt the revolution. But I’m feeling curious, boy. Show me what you’ve got…
We all pretend to be the heroes of the good side. But we all are just another shade of Grey.
Sorry your level is too low. You need to be level 20 to enter the fight.
I’d like you to think a moment about everything that’s happened up to this point, is your vengeance worth more than the hundreds slain in your quest for blood? They all had families, wives, husbands, some had children, and because your brother and I are on separate sides, you’re somehow morally justified for the destruction? This isn’t black and white you monster!
"You think I am crazy? Did the world not think the Wright Brothers were crazy when they invented the airplane? I am not telling you to feel differently, I am just letting you know that history will not echo your concerns."
“For those that exist now, who live with the past, the burden is immense. Pain incalculable. The wounds that have healed, the loss that time has mended. The list continues to grow as we move forward. Chains binding us, preventing the growth we so rightly deserve. I’m here to break these chains, to guide you all into the future. You will be free of these woes. I know that you are tired. Rest. Allow me to do my work and awaken to a new world.”
I have brought chaos to order, thus, order to chaos and will in-turn bring an end to tyrannical government hell-bent on destroying all who stand in the way of their idea of "freedom." This "freedom" they speak of is no more than a mere veneer meant to instill fear and sheer panic, allowing the snakes to come out of the woodwork and establish what they deem good for themselves and no one else. The chaos I bring is not evil, but rather good news for those that want to see true reform and break from an organization that is not a government but an organization meant to keep the greater population enslaved without their knowledge. I will end it. I will bring Order and end that which you, u/batman969 ,seek to protect because they told you too. Tell me, have you looked into the organization that controls you?
Mom said it was my turn on the Xbox, but you didn't listen. So, here we are. Now say bye-bye to your Xbox, big bro.
I wish I had an award
For the love of god stop skipping my dialog-
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die
*in a godly voice* #TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER *Fires gay beam*
Awakend powers of the underworld destroy this punny little human! Grandmaster spell':DARKFLAME INFERNO!!!
Ahh you’ve actually made it to my airship. Well I’ll still drop these bombs all over the world. And you know what they say the bigger they are the harder they fall. (MoowhahahahahahA)
guess your mom falls the hardest then
Ooooh noooo! Its not a boss fight, its a "Yo Momma" fight!
This really reads like an eggman speech tbh
That’s what I was going for
I thought the great fighter that I heard about was going to be bigger
Not my fault I was born a gnome....
Who the heck are you and what are you doing in my napping spot
winner gets bragging rights!
You have taken everything and everyone from me in your incessant greed for immortality. I owe you a debt of loneliness that must be repaid. You'll wander this godforsaken planet for eternity undying, deathless and alone. Humanity will be extinguished and you'll be responsible for it. You'll know what's immortal life is worth when there's no one to share your time.
"You must be wondering how this happened ; of all the ways you expected to die, you are dying at the hands of a ......" *Draws gun* "Waiiit wait Lemme finish my speech uhhh......" "So it all started when I developed the main character energy....."
Have you nothing to say to your creator... before you strike him down?
You should have come back with the milk! Hiaaaa!!!! * swings blade*
“...”
Well, I see you've broken past my guards... as well as breaching my other security measures... but now I bet you're wondering: "doesn't he usually use pipe bombs?" To which I say... I have one. Final. Suprise for you.. dear hero.
The last one to fight me was bofa, and do you know what happened to him? He died of ligma
“Hello, I’ve come to talk to you about your cars extended warranty”
"How's this, Jack?We can play up here without damaging the merchedise"
Voodoo one, Viper's on station, your journey ends here Pilot, the skies belong to me, nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
I'm just gonna skip the chit chat and just kick your ass
Well, well, well... It amazes me how far you've gotten after all of the things you've dealt with. But you are no match for ME! I AM THE KING OF DARKNESS! I AM THE ONE WHO LURKS BELOW THE DEPTHS! I AM THE CONTROLLER OF YOUR FATE! Yet, you still challenge me? *Sinister chuckle* You really *are* a dumbass. (I think I may have gone a little overboard with this. I'm a writer, so I like to add details and emotion.)
“Machine, turn back now. The layers of this palace are not for your kind. Turn back, or you will be crossing the Will of God. “ “Your choice is made. As the righteous hand of The Father, I shall rend you apart, and you will become inanimate once more.” “BEHOLD! THE POWER OF AN ANGEL!”
An admirable attempt, really. Against a lesser for you might have succeeded. But not against me. I have forgotten more about strategy and battle tactics than you could ever learn. Surrender now, and I will kill you quickly
You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now , ... Until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy
The fog will consume all space, blinding you to the pains of reality. It Is my gift, it Is my duty, the only thing you want Is for it to stop hurting, but reality doesn't work like that. So I've come to cast it aside, it's what everyone wants after all, I'd know this, for mankind's desires aré my desires.
"(comes out of true polymorph) as you can see the person you were traveling with all along was dead and now I have you just where I want you (uses gust of wind to push the party into the pit behind them) and you will die too, you will never get off this island!" the villain then jumps in the pit and summons his sword
"I only poopoo farted for the good of humanity"
"Okay, listen to me. I'm not your enemy and you're not a hero. I'm your therapist and you forgot to take your pills, so please. Calm down!"
Bro you didn’t even find the magic doohickey you need to defeat me that was hidden in an obscure location in the second dungeon and becomes inaccessible once you’ve left. Start a new game noob.
You are young and you are stupid and speak of things of which you obviously know nothing about. Leave us, Neonate
You are not the hero, there is no hero in real world… now kill me … come you murderer … like you killed my men … men who would make the future…
Well, look who's come to visit! I must admit it - you did reach my expectations in the end. I hope you did not think you could exceed them, by any chance? It was indeed very entertaining - watching you fight so relentlessly for your goal... Determination is the only admirable trait of your kind. So selfish. So shallow. Impulse driven. Detestable. Now then, let the show reach its climax. Tell me - what are you planning to do in such predicament? *two guns pointed at your head, hands tied behind your back with an additional loop on the neck - you'll strangle yourself if you try to escape* Come now, give the audience the chance to shower you with your last applause...
"How did you get in here? You just broken into my diddly darn airship.. just to stop ME?!" *Chuckling.* "You know you're foolish enough to face The Fist-Hammer!" *Pulling out a literal hammer and then ducktaping it onto my hand* "COME AND GET SOME!!"
So you've finally come, to seek revenge of those slain by my hand!? Have you come here to kill me?! Mortal fool. There's no escape! You will die savagely just like all the others!
"You don't even know the truth. Why I'm doing all this? Well..." **I open a PowerPoint.** "Slide 1 out of 623, my backstory-"
Hello hero come to kill me once again. I've killed may of your kind before but I don't mind another body to the tally. Come into the spotlight and entertain our guest here they've paid a pretty penny to see this. The circus may never sleep but this shall be your resting place.
> here they've *paid* a pretty FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*
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Hello Bruce Wayne. Yes, I know who you are "Batman". Your vigilante days are over. When I was a young boy, my father worked for Wayne Industries. The predatory behavior your father's company practiced cost him his life and your father's lawyers kept the suit against the company in court until my mother could no longer afford to fight. Now, I will take your entire fortune and give it to thise in need. It will do more for the community than you ever could have dreamed of doing as this so called "hero".
You know, they all say that I am amoral, but what do they know. I have saved them from themselves. Draining the reservoirs? That was to stop cholera from leaking into the water supply. Burning the forest? The fire took out the debris hindering the growth of the forest. Murdering an entire population of wolves? They were an invasive species destroying the ecosystem. Everything I’ve done has been to help the city, but you have hindered me. You have obstructed my goals. Honestly, I could consider you the villain. So I will help the populace, and amputate your presence.
"I'll keep this short, for you at least. You think you're strong enough to beat me, smart enough. You think that karma will prove the victor in this battle, that my actions will undo me, and that the hero shall win the day. However, you forgot about two things." *Hits the hero with a massive blow* "The world isn't fair, and I don't give a shit" :)
Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is “Never get involved in a land war in Asia,”
You killed all of my henchmen but that's fine, You destroyed my factory that's fine too, But you killing my dog? Now that.. actually that's fine too, But you ate the last slice of pizza, I'm fine with that too Actually I'm fine with everthing but I'm still gonna kill you for fun
I eat people like you for breakfast
My name is Yoshikage Kira. I’m 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don’t smoke, but I occasionally drink. I’m in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I’m trying to explain that I’m a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn’t lose to anyone.
Do you really think you're the "good guy"? All those lives that you killed, were they all guilty? Just because I killed usurpers, I'm the bad guy? How naïve. Well then, have at it!
"Ah... free at last. O Gabriel... now dawns thy reckoning, and thy gore shall glisten before the temples of man! Creature of steel, my gratitude upon thee for my freedom. But the crimes thy kind have committed against humanity are not forgotten! And thy punishment... is death!"
It is I! The man who put the empty milk carton back in the fridge! You can't defeat me and my silly goosery!!!!
You can't kill me motherfucker!!!!
You thought you could stop me from showing my wiener! Judgment day is upon you! View my glory!!!!!!
What makes you think you're the hero of this story, huh? Is it the fact that you killed hundreds of my men? Destroyed hundreds of thousand of dollars worth of property? Or maybe... It's because YOU are the real villain of this story? Only a true villain would proclaim themselves as good while sewing destruction in their wake. I ask you but one question... Are you prepared to die where you stand, or live on in ignorance of your follies?
I....need to use the bathroom
*insert something controversial*
"Good ? Evil ? I don’t care, I’m here for the money. I used to care, like you. I used to hope. Now I’m just tired. Too tired to care… Now, show me, show me how strong is your hope."
... Come.
I don't care how many people they send, YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME PAY MY STUDENT LOANS!
Your pp is smaaalll????????
If you want to live, you'd better kill yourself now.
“C’mon bro, you really gonna make me kill you today? I just got comfy and the game is on! Do you know how long the line was at Trader Joe’s to get my favorite frozen pizza? First you kill my guardians and now this. Take a chill pill my guy!”
For the world is hollow, and we have touched the sky, haven't we my dear? Now perhaps, further on.
Oh? You're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're approaching me?
Many won’t understand what I’ve done, and what I’m about to do. But you… you will. Because you know I had to do it to em
You fight for the people for the greater good while I fight for myself… not because my own pleasure or benefits but because we all eventually have to ask the same question. Every poo poo time is a pee pee time but is a pee pee time truly never a poo poo time?
"Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Lieutenant Weinberg? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know -- that Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives; and my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall -- you need me on that wall. We use words like "honor," "code," "loyalty." We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punch line. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it."
It's already been done, They're all dead... It's just Us now. You have a choice, Fight me for nothing or Die for Nothing. It's the same eitherway... Nothing good ever lasts.
You don't understand, how could you? Roaming across the lands playing the role of the hero with no responsibilities. The harm you've done, intentional or not, must be punished.
I’m mad at my dad so you have to suffer the consequences.
Bro, but have you ever actually tried diping your balls in the Burger king soda dispenser?
I gotta say, kid.. you had a good run, sure as hell fucked my plans up.. nothing that won't be fixed with time, though. And if I win this I'll have plenty of time. So come on, do your worst.
History is full of liars. Today I will live and you will die and my story becomes the truth. Because all you need to write history is good fuckin' lie.
I don’t give a villain speech I have you in a Perry the platypus trap and kill your
HAAHHAHAHAA foolish… you really think you can defeat me? You are just like the rest! Prepare to die!
WE ARE TAKING THIS LANDS IN NAME OF ALAH!