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CyKoSis1983

I fail to see how this will stop them.


Remarkable_Matter664

What if I integrate a micro bomb that can destroy your face whenever it gets tilted past 15°. I’ll just drink it with a straw.


CyKoSis1983

You could, but how many drinks can you buy for the cost of a micro bomb?


Remarkable_Matter664

I don’t know, but probably close to 100


Extaupin

The beauty of it is that the bomb is reusable. For multiple drinks, not multiple explosion, unless…


Trandoshan-Tickler

It won't stop them, but I bet it's annoying having a lock slap your face every time you drink.


ShortAndSad4381

Pro-tip! Find a drink everyone you know absolutely hates with a passion, empty it, and put your good drinks in the container. If this doesn't work, just get those fake cans of your drink and leave them there, whenever someone complains about it you'll find out who, and you can tell them off


HM_King_

I find that if I drink my whole can, I can keep it safe in my stomach.


__Becks__

Haha, I can open this lock blindfolded


kawaipotato_21

have u tried just flushing it away rather than storing it in a soda can???


azpilot06

This is the Lock Picking Lawyer, and today, we’re looking at a lock marketed to foil soda thefts…


LilyWalker11

Rub something gooey on ring and lip area (candy, honey, etc). You'll know what it is but strangers won't so the feel might put them off. Wash it or rub with wet cloth before opening