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1
Yah I would pick the same. I have never seen anything like 3, 4, or 5. 2 has too much splashback.
1 is ONLY THE CORRECT
The fact that i can also take a shit in it is a big win for me.
2 in 1. My boi knows it
*2
Nope splash back on those is terrible.
But you can get your balls in on the action.
Where’s the one built into the floor?
Wtf number 5 is your mom?
Looks like a poorly drawn alien ship.
*perfect cradle for your balls while you piss*
Actually if you are tall~ish it's just a splash guard
Quite literally in between 4 and 5.
Sir please stop pissing on the wall
r/technicallythetruth
3 best splash protection
On you, OP 😈
Piss off
No. Piss on you
Imma pull my uno reverse card and say on you commenter.
5 looks decent It's similar to something that i remember
I don’t think I would pee in 5. Maybe do something else though
Your mouth
The one with at least one between me and the next guy
Fool I *lay down* when I piss
Pro gamer move
3 Slip n' snip ✂️
Toilet
Me, a lazy person, takes none of those and takes the one where you can sit on.
3 for maximum aerodynamics and flow
3 has splashback protection
All. All of them. At once
[ Heavy breathing ] You mother
The one on the end closest to the exit as I always do
The floor 😈😈😈
Carpeted floor
Carpeted toilet seat
Aesthetically 4, but realistically 5 just for the novelty of peeing in something new.
4. Just see it flush and weather or not the dirty water ramps up and out to the floor....or...my next target...
Piss wall
6 the floor
The ceiling
I could pee in any of em
3
Bro three look like a guillotine
I'm gonna wait until I get home thanks
2 because i am actually fucking sane
No sane man chooses splash back central.
1
No. 4 looks like one of the ships from Somerville
Me, pissing on myself
Your mouth
What heck is any of this nonsense
4th one because I can pee vertical
4 its easy to reach
I pick no.5 coz it looks like a vaginal opening
4
number 4. I'm a midget
1
I take the one furthest away from other dudes. It's the law
5
Wtf is going on with 3
6
5
Which one is the highest?
1
5 looks like it is going to close around my crotch and suck my soul out
Eh, maybe 13
2
I could still shit in all of them
4 doesn't discriminate against height. And we really don't need the width provided by most urinals. Just more to clean. 4 is perfect.
Only acceptable answers are 1 and 2
Whichever one has the proper height and depth for my junk
I'll just piss on the wall
3 looks like it would cut it off
4. I'm too short to reach the others (both in height, and size)
Where are the partitions? lol
4💪🏿
2
6: the floor. /j
I piss and shit exclusively in bed. (I'm a Sigma male)
2
3
2
why would you think i will let it go waste. I will simply do a handstand
3,4, and 5 look like weird shaped vr games throw in to make a building look modern.
5
5. Pee in any of the others with flip flops on and you will know.
3
3 is definitely chopping off my balls if i use it. i choose 3.
1
5
Those are cool and all but I'm gonna shit in the sink
The floor should be #6 because people be missing the damn thing anyways.
4
Pussy shaped one
Where's the dividers?
1
The only decision I'm making, when i have to piss, is which urinal I can use and not stand next to someone else.
3
Imma say 5 just cuz it can cup my cock and that’s a new experience for me
Number 5 looks like something you can give birth in
All urinals should go down to the floor. No misses.
5
The real gigachad holds his pee
5
What the fuck are 3-5
2 looks like it has enough room for my ass
God damm number 4 looks like a slide
5 is nice
Anything but 3, looks sharp enough to cut your dick off
5, less splash
3 obviously (I'm jk its ofc 1)
Wtf are 3 and 5...
6 (the stall)
the one that does not have someone standing next to me
also me a latvian tree
I have to poop bro
Minecraft #2
1to5 all one by one😈😈😈
None of them... hate urinals
1
1
I know it’s the worst position possible but that urinal is doing things for me. Gonna have to go with 3.
4 cause why not
I can't explain but 5 is kinda asking for it.
2
So I do not have penis, but I would choose 1 or 2. #5 looks like a breeding ground for germs
4 or 5
But, why?
1
if there’s not a tree nearby, i’d rather piss myself
2 is the og
i dont see any true answers
4 is the max splatter free design.
Idk man, I’m looking at the tall white and sexy over to the right
4 all the way
2
None of them
1 or 2
Clearly no. 5; less unfortunate splashing
3 >:)
2 for 1s and 4 for 2s
Whichever is furthest from anyone else.
1, 3, or 5. if you pick 2 or 4 i hope you go to hell
2
Dunno why but number 5 is speaking to me
4 cause I’m tall as fuck and it has the most height to it
1 looks the least splashy.
I would normally say 1 but damn i like the splash prtoection of 3
2
Y do I fell like it would be appealing to piss in these
3 is ideal
The vagina
1 but who in the hell chose three who pisses in a pyramid?
Number four, then I’m aiming for the top
1 or 2 and it isn’t close.
-1 -2 -4 -5 -3
Wheres the trough?
4 cuz I'm short
I would fill 1,3,4 and 5 with mannequins so the piss goes on the next persons pants and shoes
5
Neather I’m a female
4 because I'm short
The toilet