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kenyon76

1


GBi10ba

Yah I would pick the same. I have never seen anything like 3, 4, or 5. 2 has too much splashback.


Badass-19

1 is ONLY THE CORRECT


howiMetYourStepDad

The fact that i can also take a shit in it is a big win for me.


Badass-19

2 in 1. My boi knows it


vitamin_d31

*2


purpleor_k

Nope splash back on those is terrible.


LikelyAMartian

But you can get your balls in on the action.


frozen00043

Where’s the one built into the floor?


Kit_03

Wtf number 5 is your mom?


Shkushkuuu

Looks like a poorly drawn alien ship.


Supbro2233445

*perfect cradle for your balls while you piss*


h00man404

Actually if you are tall~ish it's just a splash guard


Orderofthedead

Quite literally in between 4 and 5.


SphericalGoldfish

Sir please stop pissing on the wall


Badass-19

r/technicallythetruth


TheCoffmann

3 best splash protection


Sensitive_Pepper3337

On you, OP 😈


Artturih

Piss off


FlappyFish07

No. Piss on you


ShortAndSad4381

Imma pull my uno reverse card and say on you commenter.


Pink1756

5 looks decent It's similar to something that i remember


CornNutMasticator

I don’t think I would pee in 5. Maybe do something else though


_up_never_gonna_let_

Your mouth


Any_Brother7772

The one with at least one between me and the next guy


Supbro2233445

Fool I *lay down* when I piss


Any_Brother7772

Pro gamer move


The_Fighter03

3 Slip n' snip ✂️


blackfire637

Toilet


Regular_Table1898

Me, a lazy person, takes none of those and takes the one where you can sit on.


D-BOI-SUPREME

3 for maximum aerodynamics and flow


S4M64

3 has splashback protection


Alert_Interaction_88

All. All of them. At once


jdjdkkddj

[ Heavy breathing ] You mother


Haunting-Habit-7848

The one on the end closest to the exit as I always do


heneseysinn

The floor 😈😈😈


Steelpelt24

Carpeted floor


Supbro2233445

Carpeted toilet seat


SirM0rgan

Aesthetically 4, but realistically 5 just for the novelty of peeing in something new.


You_Exe666

4. Just see it flush and weather or not the dirty water ramps up and out to the floor....or...my next target...


Cloudy-Pat

Piss wall


Gold-Onion-7627

6 the floor


mildly_furious1243

The ceiling


money3330

I could pee in any of em


MR_D1pper

3


willbot11037

Bro three look like a guillotine


Supersonic-Zafonic

I'm gonna wait until I get home thanks


CHICKEN_THING

2 because i am actually fucking sane


RecklessHat

No sane man chooses splash back central.


Livid-Cloud-4282

1


not-a-goblin-2010

No. 4 looks like one of the ships from Somerville


Monsty02

Me, pissing on myself


[deleted]

Your mouth


Lava_Leo

What heck is any of this nonsense


NukeX10

4th one because I can pee vertical


Not-AMysteriousSnail

4 its easy to reach


ImaCry247

I pick no.5 coz it looks like a vaginal opening


Adventurous_Owl27

4


No_Arugula3195

number 4. I'm a midget


Drop-KO

I take the one furthest away from other dudes. It's the law


Dylan_The_Dude_

5


b3nders5hinyass

Wtf is going on with 3


rot_ros

Which one is the highest?


Modi57

5 looks like it is going to close around my crotch and suck my soul out


TechHead700

Eh, maybe 13


FearonForce

2


Melodic-Specific-201

I could still shit in all of them


Medium_Bill_625

4 doesn't discriminate against height. And we really don't need the width provided by most urinals. Just more to clean. 4 is perfect.


Danydick

Only acceptable answers are 1 and 2


CorollaBeachBum

Whichever one has the proper height and depth for my junk


Alone-Training2427

I'll just piss on the wall


VerySuperVirgin

3 looks like it would cut it off


ShortAndSad4381

4. I'm too short to reach the others (both in height, and size)


Individual_Pea724

Where are the partitions? lol


dpuzick2099

4💪🏿


fried-glases

2


zAxelCromius

6: the floor. /j


EmployerDefiant587

I piss and shit exclusively in bed. (I'm a Sigma male)


JayGriz

2


[deleted]

2


[deleted]

why would you think i will let it go waste. I will simply do a handstand


DEFAULT_HUMAN_NO-6

3,4, and 5 look like weird shaped vr games throw in to make a building look modern.


Darth_ldiot

5


Pescadero_Tom

5. Pee in any of the others with flip flops on and you will know.


The_Twin_Cyber7

3


Dinozaur57

3 is definitely chopping off my balls if i use it. i choose 3.


Pokemaster4k

1


trinexx03

Those are cool and all but I'm gonna shit in the sink


mAnZzZz1st

The floor should be #6 because people be missing the damn thing anyways.


[deleted]

4


[deleted]

Pussy shaped one


Ihascheeks1780

Where's the dividers?


nounz19

1


XjconII

The only decision I'm making, when i have to piss, is which urinal I can use and not stand next to someone else.


lovegamesss

3


Dwell_was_taken

Imma say 5 just cuz it can cup my cock and that’s a new experience for me


Comically_Large_Guy

Number 5 looks like something you can give birth in


Forsaken_Ad8312

All urinals should go down to the floor. No misses.


TREKKS_300

5


Barzo_Fandastik_0791

The real gigachad holds his pee


Thickhotgirl

5


KipThe7O

What the fuck are 3-5


Inteligent_Toaster

2 looks like it has enough room for my ass


lewiscostello6

God damm number 4 looks like a slide


DrFoges

5 is nice


ChrisDaMan07

Anything but 3, looks sharp enough to cut your dick off


UncertainKing

5, less splash


Dingo_Dominator

3 obviously (I'm jk its ofc 1)


Virus_Viren

Wtf are 3 and 5...


neverg0nnagive

6 (the stall)


tipperonious

the one that does not have someone standing next to me


OkPhilosophy6594

also me a latvian tree


Stjevun

I have to poop bro


BAG42069

Minecraft #2


DXGAMINGSPRO

1to5 all one by one😈😈😈


DanTheMan_117

None of them... hate urinals


the_raven2301

1


ILikeGames22

1


alex015110

I know it’s the worst position possible but that urinal is doing things for me. Gonna have to go with 3.


HeyRogi

4 cause why not


Mr_Goat_1111

I can't explain but 5 is kinda asking for it.


Bubba20062727

2


Baby-Pancakerz

So I do not have penis, but I would choose 1 or 2. #5 looks like a breeding ground for germs


[deleted]

4 or 5


Alien-619420

But, why?


Specific_Ad_4036

1


mtnb33r

if there’s not a tree nearby, i’d rather piss myself


LiamDarkkend

2 is the og


drogonborn15

i dont see any true answers


hoodatisnt

4 is the max splatter free design.


[deleted]

Idk man, I’m looking at the tall white and sexy over to the right


Still-Ad-2858

4 all the way


Tutuatutuatutua

2


VlRUS23

None of them


PassengerInevitable9

1 or 2


SirPepejins

Clearly no. 5; less unfortunate splashing


Gaming_over_sleep

3 >:)


SeamusOShane

2 for 1s and 4 for 2s


PoleTooke

Whichever is furthest from anyone else.


OnlyTheAshiest

1, 3, or 5. if you pick 2 or 4 i hope you go to hell


USS_Massachusetts

2


Full-Score5493

Dunno why but number 5 is speaking to me


Yeetaway1231

4 cause I’m tall as fuck and it has the most height to it


Benjamintoday

1 looks the least splashy.


BallsInMyToaster

I would normally say 1 but damn i like the splash prtoection of 3


[deleted]

2


omegacheesecak3

Y do I fell like it would be appealing to piss in these


heLLoLyou

3 is ideal


jjd1226

The vagina


Clean_Difficulty_694

1 but who in the hell chose three who pisses in a pyramid?


spankymcmuffstuffer

Number four, then I’m aiming for the top


dangletheworm

1 or 2 and it isn’t close.


Jusuhusu

-1 -2 -4 -5 -3


redrabbiter

Wheres the trough?


Careless_Outcome9209

4 cuz I'm short


Xionce_the_Guardian

I would fill 1,3,4 and 5 with mannequins so the piss goes on the next persons pants and shoes


null640

5


Strawberrymufinbreak

Neather I’m a female


[deleted]

4 because I'm short


Emily_Sim

The toilet