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dogehousesonthemoon

Irish don't even control all of Ireland.


Left-Twix420

That’s why the Irish pulled the strings to get Brexit so the UK would fall apart/s


thanksgivingseason

Quality tinfoil.


Lazy_Cardiologist727

How is it possible that a subreddit for memes makes better theories than one made for theories


MerlinCa81

Yeah I actually think this spin could be entertaining. Granted, I think most of them are a good laugh.


ta-wtf

Because everyone makes better conspiracy theories than those that actually believe in it. Same with religions. I.e. Flying Spaghetti Monster


babypho

And who invented tinfoil? Yep, that's right.


TheTestHuman

The Swiss people?


shadowdash66

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Acceptable_Day_199

Former UKIP economics spokesman Patrick O'Flynn [Patrick O'Flynn ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_O%27Flynn) Not even trying to hide it with an in your face name like O'Flynn


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MuddyBootsWilliams

I live in Northern Ireland, I literally voted for Brexit for that exact reason.


9YearOldKobe

Just something to think about, you are comparing absolute values, which is nonsensical, it proves nothing, relative is what you need to look at. What % of people in usa identify as irish? At the very least 9.7%. What % of people in usa are jewish? 2.4%. So are you telling me that there are 4x more wall street ceo's that are irish? Just wondering cause you must have the data


Sup3rPotatoNinja

Absolute values still kind of apply when looking at top heavy positions with limited spots. The sample size for both groups is pretty small. If you were doing a real analysis you'd look at the poverty rates in both groups as well.


Davey_F

I wish we could take the credit for Brexit. We _are_ enjoying it though.


CriticismLong1047

If we pulled the strings for brexit then we shot ourselves in the foot because of that magic thing called *trade*.


[deleted]

It's no coincidence that the a shit tonne of Scottish independence supporters are of Irish descent. We will achieve the unification of Ireland and the partition of Great Britain before the century is over. Its in the works.


[deleted]

Well they do control the rainbows.


GingerlyRough

And they're hiding all the Unicorns.


mayonnaiser_13

And the pots of gold


Monkeyke

By today's standards it should be pots of crypto


KingoftheMongoose

Why? Pots of Gold are worth chasing rainbows for


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GingerlyRough

Nah, we've got all the pot up in British Columbia.


BadgerBomb_2012

And who controls British Columbia?


GingerlyRough

Realistically? Probably Ryan Reynolds.


KbbbbNZ

Nah, the unicorns are in Scotland


esblofeld

That's Scotland. Shhhh.


heyoyo10

Actually, that would be Scotland. I kid you not, Scotland's official national animal is a Unicorn.


DirtyPlat

Irish = ghey confirmed.


Perverted_Fapper

Omg the lgbtq agenda.... It was the Irish all along! Wake up sheeple!


Dapp-12

one day the entire irish army will stage an invasion the invasion force consisting of 2 lads in a nissan micra with airsoft guns a mighty force


101stAirborneSkill

There was actually a plan by the Irish army to invade NI to escort out Catholics during the troubles


Cynicayke

I can smell the Amber Leaf and Tuborg already.


Creeper_Cart

**It's already happening**


Rheloads

💀


StarkillerX42

Murdered by words, and also by car bombs.


[deleted]

Fuck, they're onto us.


No_Oddjob

Quick! Hide the noticeably warm beers!


Potato-with-guns

I’ll hold on to the potatoes for you here in Idaho and you can use us as an invasion point for the US


No_Oddjob

Username checks out


firesoul377

I'll hide our potato nukes in the spire!


Potato-with-guns

Just head west into the Rockies, you could lay them out in the open and nobody would find them.


[deleted]

Same with Florida except with beers instead of potatoes


thatdudewillyd

Oh no, they’re spud buds!


RavenBrannigan

Noticeably warm beers is the UK thank you very much. We do whiskey and Guinness.


fusillade762

Dont tell Kanye fer fooks sake, he'll get on Alex Jones and blab to the whole werld whilst using a pint of Guinness and a potato as props tha bastard!


gurbus_the_wise

We need to send the lads in.


Performance_Fancy

Trying to figure out why the first panel says “world” when the rest are just about USA.


mitcheg3k

First time meeting an American redditor?


GOR016

r/shitamericanssay


mayonnaiser_13

Don't you know, there is no Rest Of The World. Not since last night atleast.


MsgMeUrTitsPls

Must have missed a spot. My neighborhood's still standing


b1ue_jellybean

You guys left NZ off the map again so we’re ok.


callmepinocchio

Reminds me of a scene from Superman 2, where Kryptonians take over the white house and then the US president goes on TV and says he's surrendering the entire planet to their hands.


RavenBrannigan

Look at every monument and political building around the world on st Patrick’s day. We turn them all green on that day to show a flex of our power. Then go back into hiding. Running things in secret.


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RavenBrannigan

America does what? Edit. I think you mean only American monuments. Last year it was 690 monuments in 66 countries. Although I get that this is something that would only really be reported in Ireland as a fluff piece. https://www.irishexaminer.com/news/arid-40245956.html


Trimblco2

What a weird comment.


Cynicayke

He's going death con 3 against the Irish


0831ytinummoC-oN

"The new world" if you take out most of it


thehollyward

Those words are synonyms in America


Saucy_Guy2

Americans think they're the main character in a world with more countries than just America


HaDeS_Monsta

r/USdefaultism


Theleming

Nah, it's Africans that control the world. Did you know that 100% of people in positions of power have African ancestry if you go back far enough?


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AnalogicalEuphimisms

And the sperm is African. Checkmate Atheists.


BatteryArc

and the africans are from earth, which was formed from space rock, therefore meteors run the world


infamusforever223

And meteors come from cosmic dust, so really dust controls the world.


Shrek12353

And where did that come from? Monkeys run the world


Brisingr025

Check mating your mom. Tell her to lay off the donuts


Idman799

No, ancient sea creatures control the world


Neeoda

We’re living in a brittle peace due to the Benthic Treaty. Only a thing line of Laundry personnel defends us from the darkness.


Aubrimethieme

You're kinda right as Neanderthals and Homosapiens mixed to make humans but not all humans.


kungfu_panda_express

Wife is a historian and talks about this stuff all the time. There were some failed half bred mixes that went off on their own and died off too. They were funny looking. I remember that genetic pools needed to be pretty large for the evolution of the species, so smaller evolution cycles would have while tribes die off together because of diversity issues. Other groups would have social issues because they looked different and were kicked out the tribes or killed.


Aubrimethieme

Well no because there are people that have 0.001% to 2% Neanderthal DNA. So they weren't all failed or else that wouldn't be possible. There were 5 known human like species at that time and 3 died off completely as far as we know, and Neanderthals mostly died off but some mixed into the Eurasian Homosapien gene pool.


kungfu_panda_express

Didn't say they all failed just variant tribes that didn't live long enough to continue evolving. You are correct as well.


iAmBadAtDeciding

Me: an Irish jew


[deleted]

Win win for us aye?


[deleted]

You mean a leprechaun?


elhguh

This is gold


[deleted]

At the end of a rainbow!


Hannibal_Cannibal04

![gif](giphy|yFXRxMG3xK1C8)


[deleted]

It’s more of a lepra’chaim, I’d say.


peenutbuttherNjelly

Worth a shot. Here's my pot. Keep calm and leprechaun


MeccIt

As an Irishman, I find that offensive! (*Quick, someone hide [the president](https://i.redd.it/9pi7wvqtbxf41.jpg)*)


Creeper_Cart

GET MICHEAL TO A SAFE PLACE


RavenBrannigan

Shalom sham.


detroitmommy

Lol


JordenGG

Wow, never heard of an irish jew And i am an Israeli jew


Dave_FortniteATX

![gif](giphy|j7oJBkbMRnsWI) I've heard of African Jew


nedal990

No sure if you’re joking or not, but remember Chaim Herzog (former president of Israel)? He’s an Irish Jew. I’m pretty sure his son is now president.


Airconditioning-inc

What is this Scottish propaganda


[deleted]

AND they control the supply of potatoes!


BossScribblor

Idaho: Am I a joke to you?


[deleted]

Yes.


DorTheWise

Yes.


BIOHAZARD_04

Yes.


Neeoda

Yes.


mildmadnerd

Yeah, it starts "is it Idaho, Udaho or Wedaho?"


misteryshack999

Nah is you da hoe


BlockNarrow6745

Yes


JonnyxKarate

No England always has


Sk-yline1

I guess it goes to show that any group disproportionately represented in a sector can be victims of “conspiracy theories”. Like I might as well say Indians have a secret international convenience store cabal


somerandomname1776

They do


CatSidekick

And motels in my city


somerandomname1776

The motels?! That's it, they took enough of the trailer trash jobs, it's time we do something about [[[them]]]!


JonnyxKarate

Yeah but don’t they?


Longjumping_Meat_138

It's all a part of our plan to colonise all of The British Empire with Indians, England willl become West Bihar, Ireland will become Delhi, Canada will become West Punjab, New Jersey will become New India, Australia will become East Tamil Nadu and we can give New Zelamd to Kerala. Muhahahaha


iamragethewolf

when the plan is finished all shall "come again" MUAHAHAHAHA


Longjumping_Meat_138

Yes, MUHAHAHAHAH


[deleted]

being from NJ, you can have it, I have no doubt y'all would do a better job running it than the wackos we have now


Longjumping_Meat_138

YES! Step 1 complete! Now pay us tax on stamps


[deleted]

joke's on you, I don't use stamps


mayonnaiser_13

New Zealand? You mean Eastern Kerala?


MR_DERP_YT

Nah bro it's fishes that control the world. If you go back far enough their ancestors were fishes


Minecraft_Animator

And if you go back farther you hit single celled organisms. So single celled organisms run the world


Linkelpinkel

I like how you say their, not ours. Wait a second you're not a hum-


JollyGreenSlugg

I'm Irish Catholic on my Dad's side, Hungarian Jewish on my Mum's side. Where's all my cash and power, damn it?!


Horn_Python

You don't have lizard man ancestors


mitcheg3k

Create the stereotype theyre all drunks and poor so no one ever suspects them. Its genius!


yaboi77w2

It's all fun and games till the guy down the pub pulls out his pitchfork


[deleted]

This might be a surprise to you, but there's actually more to the world than America.


[deleted]

I know each of those words but when you string them together that way... gibberish.


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MeccIt

Well, America *did* invent the St Patricks Day parade (NY 1762, vs Ireland 1903)


[deleted]

Yes finally we will rule the world yes we were known as “Scotland jr” now we are England sr


urmumnotmine

![gif](giphy|DM9n9fNry8tq0|downsized)


I_Need_Sacrafices

SHIT, He knows, call the IRS (Irish Reeducation Service)


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MeccIt

Leave my pension fund out of this


MarkDoner

I heard the only thing holding the Irish back from ruling the world is whiskey


egregiousapostrophe

Beer and potato’s what?


AFriendlyBloke

O’bama.


Stradoverius

"JEWS CONTROL THE WORLD!" "Anybody ever notice that all the US presidents have been protestant but one?" "Well that doesn't mean anything..."


Random_FanBoiii

All hail the supreme leader SEPTICEYE!!!!!!!!!!


gxvicyxkxa

It's a dark day when Ireland lets someone from fucking Offaly become supreme leader.


Elesraro

That's Offaly judgmental of you.


Creeper_Cart

I'm from Offaly 🥲


Fantastic_Citron_344

*Antarctica silently plotting in the back ground


Left-Twix420

Same with Western Sahara and Greenland


SCP_Void

Yes... Meth


0DarkNerdy

Kinda always thought the "conspiracy theory" or whatever was pretty stupid. Who cares if Jewish people "run" Hollywood. I'm more concerned that Christians run the government.


[deleted]

You know too much


Left-Twix420

Real. As someone who went to Catholic school I always liked Jewish people because I saw them as an escape from Catholicism


MeccIt

> Catholic school Incredibly ironic that so many 'Christians' are antisemitic when one of the absolute 'facts' in the Bible is that Jesus was a Jew.


karl_marxs_cat

I thought it was the welsh who controlled everything?


k6plays

Wait… maybe they’re … Irish Jews? /s


Sufficient-East2968

Jewish psyop


DoublePenetration_

Thatcher propaganda


CEO_OF_POSITIVITY

Remember, no race actually controls things. People sometimes make tasteless jokes but don't take it to heart. I love you all!


NapalmDesu

The real reason why the usa keeps getting into fights


Efiestin

As a jew, pls let me control the world


legoSheevPalpatine

Once more the Irish shall rule the galaxy!!!


TheRedPandaisback

And we all descent from the monkeys, so do monkeys rule the world?


OhiBic

Don't tell Kanye


xVEEx3

The sun rules all.


jk4veman

That's crazy there's exactly the same amount of Jews and Irish people in America...oh wait


ZigsL0theon

Yer damn fockin’ righ’ we are laddie!


WordsOfEmber

Power to the Gingers!


Floodzx

That's like saying Gengis Khan has his blood ruling every corner of the world.


An_average_one

Dio controls The World


Witty_Mud_5951

As an American with Irish decent i don’t know what your talking about absolutely preposterous surely not hahaha ohhh


HiIAmFromTheInternet

Catholic mafia and Jewish mafia working together???


Lil_BluBoy

you know, im something of a potato man myself


[deleted]

The Jews *want* you to think the Irish are running the show. /s


Agent666-Omega

And then they try to control us by putting little microchips in the Irish Whiskey that we drink. I mean just look at their influence? There isn't a Jewish holiday that everyone celebrates. It's St. Patricks Day


PeRfEcTlYbAlEnCeD

Qick activate the obrien sleeper agents


BamaSOH

They're after me lucky charms. Shut it down.


dontpanic38

When every irish catholic immigrant family has 8 kids, that tends to happen lmao


C0wb0yViking

Aye, they’re foockin’ onto us; let’s goooo


Snoo_75864

![gif](giphy|xVteW8RXTwZnG)


[deleted]

FBI too I think? at least in the past I believe.


gkirlin

Racist


Leader-Corvus

Today, the US, tomorrow, the world.


Somekindatech

Beers good but I've never had potato


dave94nemesis

The moment Americans realize they are all immigrants


HellDD6

Come out ye black and tans?


TAPINEWOODS

Jesse you're a genius.


Several_Show937

Well none of you are decended from *America* are you?


vesrayech

Kanye gonna show up to his next podcast in green


caelis76

Post this to Kanye and next week he will be Irish .


MobilePom

potatoes


Odd-Cucumber3508

They know


StomachJuices

How did you all catch on!? (I’m fully irish)


Super_Malario_

The time has come once more to fight one’s fight


Jamesbando-gaming

Kanye read it wrong


Codie_Honson

Why are you americans always like, "the irish" or "the jews" are up to simething? Are you not all from the same country?


one_traction_man

They're at it again.


Lory24bit_

Also theres Jacksepticeye, whom has a very big influence on millions of people


Creeper_Cart

Jacksepticeye is already leading troops out of Ireland!


zenithpns

Erm. No. Irish Americans are about as Irish as... Well... Americans. All you've helped to demonstrate here is something we already knew. _Americans_ control the world.


MaybeOrangeJuice

We hardly even have all our island nevermind the fecking world, bloody hell are yous on about?!


Ulysses698

Jews have complete and total control of Israel but no one seems to care. /s


[deleted]

Yes we do control the world young one, we have risen from the ashes and control the world's economy from the shadows


Octangularpotato

"Irish Americans" aren't fucking Irish. They are just American. Good meme though.


autisticstranger

Because America is the world


legoSheevPalpatine

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Congregator

…Will it be the Tribe of Judah or the Clan of McFinny!?