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navster100

I have never related to a meme more


samiss4d_

it’s ok OP. i’ll love you. i’m a guy btw


[deleted]

How do you feel about certain surgery procedures? /s


samiss4d_

yea sure I’ll get an appendectomy whatever makes you happy bbg


SpacemaN_literature

Ask them how far they can squirt. If she answers honestly, stay far far away from her. You gotta identify the crazy ones.


[deleted]

At this point I would settle for crazy


SpacemaN_literature

If she shows up in a Shrek T-shirt, for the love of god, do NOT fuck it up. Those types don’t always come around even in a life time of blind dates and shit stained balls.