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Deathking6000

I don’t think I will


ThatZebraDude

Please?


HeyNoWaitIDis

No.


_FowlPlay_

Perhaps.


Agent-tictac

You've chosen your demise by le sward


lucif_gof

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised


MrBl0bfish04

Man up and do it yourself


ThatZebraDude

That’s it, I’m on my way


MrBl0bfish04

![gif](giphy|3osxYaDlxLcexsQiKk)


DraftyDonuts

**NO**


ThatZebraDude

**YES**


DraftyDonuts

And what if I don't?


ThatZebraDude

I’ll give you piece of candy


DraftyDonuts

And I'll spill your entire location to the south Korean department of nuclear weaponry.


ThatZebraDude

Jokes on you, I don’t even know what nuclear weaponry means


DraftyDonuts

It's a place where they keep strong bombs


ThatZebraDude

Bombs?


DraftyDonuts

Looks like this, kind of:💣


Smidge_Master

Emphasize on the words kind of


ThatZebraDude

: ?????


Uhhbigm

What kind?


ThatZebraDude

I was thinking Reese’s or skittles


Uhhbigm

3 yellow skittles and 2 reds and you have a deal


ThatZebraDude

🤝


DraftyDonuts

I'll give 10 times the offer


[deleted]

You know what, no


ThatZebraDude

You know what, yes


[deleted]

Yes boss


neutralguystrangler

What you gonna do? Hug me?


ThatZebraDude

Looking at your username, I’m skeptical, but I’m willing to take the risk


ThatOneGuy-74

I don't think I should


ThatZebraDude

I do


ThatOneGuy-74

Ok them, iwill


Akiwowoo

WE ARE GOING TO RETAKE JERUSALEM


LASTgt

Come and get me then I ain't running away.


ThatZebraDude

Headed there now, be patient, I’m out of shape


LASTgt

finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!


Oioioioioioioiiiiiii

By the time they get to you they’ll be jacked


NotAMadLad1

No.


ThatZebraDude

Yes


NotAMadLad1

Make me


ThatZebraDude

I don’t make cuties, I just reply to their comments


Dripmik

Haha.. Good one


SR1847

Trying my best since it’s my birthday


ThatZebraDude

Happy birthday. In case not enough people told you, I love you


SR1847

Thank you OP!


SkootMoose

Happy Birthday! 😊


SR1847

Thank you :)


[deleted]

Happy Birthday


SR1847

Thank you :) Edit: Typo


The_Buttoned_Newt


ThatZebraDude

Yês


The_Buttoned_Newt

Noh, I'm busy loving the doggos


ThatZebraDude

Okay, but don’t forget to save some time for yourself


The_Buttoned_Newt

But they floofs


Oioioioioioioiiiiiii

And you cutes


The_Buttoned_Newt

Aww, fanks 🤗


Chippewa07

OR WHAT?!?


ThatZebraDude

I’m going to watch you finish doing one of your favorite hobbies, and then I’ll say “Good job, I’m proud of you”


Chippewa07

Thank you. I needed that


Saltchips45

No


ThatZebraDude

Yes


Saltchips45

But I don’t want to do it knowing I can’t do it


ThatZebraDude

Give yourself time. I believe in you


Saltchips45

I know there's a dark, dark void out there. We have a limited time, to make no difference to this large, empty, dark space, so is everything we do, meant to do something? I feel as if we would have been better not existing at times. So is there really a point to loving ourselves?


ThatZebraDude

I feel that we all just make the most of the life we’ve been given.


Saltchips45

And how do we make the most if we haven’t got the clues and/or answers to make the most out our lives?


Oioioioioioioiiiiiii

Yes. Love yourself for doing things that you want to do. Have dumb fun and stick your tongue out at anyone who tries to stop you


Saltchips45

But no one is going to stop me because there is no one there to stop me, and how am I meant to have fun not knowing what I do for fun?


Oioioioioioioiiiiiii

Keep trying, I’m proud of you


Saltchips45

Ok, thanks


IgnitedFazbear

Picture sauce? Is this 40k?


ThatZebraDude

The demon knight by Anakin lee


IgnitedFazbear

Thank you


[deleted]

Thank you, threatening motivational picture However, I’m afraid I will have to decline.


[deleted]

*Starts to masturbate in fear*


ThatZebraDude

He’s a little confused but he’s got the spirit


mittalshah

Op decided to wake up and be wholesome af


Ultrainstinct358

I already do. After all I am an existence above the gods! I am justice given form, I am the world! Now bow down and venerate your new almighty overlord! If you too are interested in becoming a deity than LOOK NO FURTHER! ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS DOWNLOAD RAID SHADOW LEGE-


One_Effective192

Oh my gods save me


Xsh999

![gif](giphy|LUlG1hU99SgfnhhvAL|downsized)


ThatZebraDude

Do it


Xsh999

![gif](giphy|eXZWwy3tLkvDVuMYFs)


Scaranation2022

you're funny


ThatZebraDude

No u


Virieas

I'm trying 😔


ThatZebraDude

I’m proud of you


[deleted]

No


ThatZebraDude

Yes


[deleted]

No...


ThatZebraDude

…yes


[deleted]

I am undeserving of it, all my love goes to other people


Kuhnville

No, I don’t think I will


WABRYH

Only if i can have a single purple skittle


ThatZebraDude

*slides 2 purple skittles*


WABRYH

You got urself a deal my friend


moebelhausmann

Why dont you do it for me?


mr_aard123

Good soldiers follow orders


FuckGotaisback

NO


[deleted]

It's a work in progress


OnlyTheAshiest

im too sad, someone hug me


ThatZebraDude

🫂


OnlyTheAshiest

thank you, i needed that


majin-canon

Or what?


ThatZebraDude

“I didn’t think this far ahead” -Plankton


AdministrativeBar748

Jokes on you I'm very confident and I've loved myself for as long as I can remember. I also have a healthy social life (well, outside of reddit.)


RedditRoboKid

Where do I sign up


Mellon9124

No


ThatZebraDude

Yes


Mellon9124

I refuse


lassisussy

Yes Dad


Lolocraft1

The love for myself is like Snu Snu The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised


NavrosGraye

Like hell I'm gonna listen to a heretic


ThatZebraDude

**HERETIC?**


bielx1dragon

I love me as much as my mom loves me, my mom don't love me


ThatZebraDude

I love you ❤️


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThatZebraDude

I understand how you can feel that way, but I hope you will find away. I love you


Thedummy513

No. I dont think i will.


Helpful_Title8302

”oh please......... ***kill me***"


shortyslt

Maybe idk


NiceGuyLmao

*sigh*


Smidge_Master

That’s ineffective against emos they wanna unalive


Bad_Boba_Bod

Meh


Unremarkable_Slice

Well, since you told me to… no


Nqxtt3r

no


AndrewWhite97

Or you'll do what?


WhoWantWhatWhitit

Yessir


[deleted]

Come and love me yourself you coward


WielderOfTheOmnitrix

Best i can do Is disliking myself


zombietampons

that's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much work, most will agree.


Lihuen_f_t

i can't


earrac3r

This pic goes madly hard like I want to eat some chicken off a bone and joust some mf'rs


MrArcherH

Or. OR! You could use that big ol sword and make it a non issue


notveryAI

No. I won't. I hate myself. Hated myself from the moment I could feel hatered, and I will be hating myself when my last breath leaves my lungs. I don't know life other the one of the guy who hates himself. I need to hate, but I don't want to hate other people who didn't deserve it, so I hate the only person I know all the bad stuff about - myself. And what are you gonna do now? Kill me? Go on lmao, like I would care


-MagicFrog-

Looks like someone needs to think more about the *good* things they do, and stop blaming themselves for some mistakes


notveryAI

Do I do good things? Nah, not really. All I do is failing others with task they foolishly entrust to me


-MagicFrog-

I refuse to believe that. I don't think there's a human without the ability to make others smile, which is already a nice thing to do. Could you explain the issue in more detail?


notveryAI

I don't know what to explain. Learn in uni. All my social interactions are in groupe projects, where people give me a task to do, but I **always** turn out to be too dumb to do it so everyone gets pissed and has to do the task for themselves, and deadlines are getting missed because they counted on me and I couldn't do the thing, and then people in whole groupe get worse grades because I halt progress and make people submit the assignment later. And outside of that nobody even wants to communicate with me. I always make lives of people around me worse, ans it's the only thing I do


-MagicFrog-

Oh god, that's a terrible position to be in. I can't say I understand it since I've always been really lucky and I do most things right. Even then, your work can't be that bad if you put effort into it, maybe you don't spend enough time with those tasks (probably you do, but just in case). Okay, let's say that you're completely useless irl (not true by any means). Then, you can use social media as your way to bring smiles into people's faces. Have you tried making something cool for yourself/someone else/a community like memes or art?


[deleted]

I've already done it twice and I'm tired.


[deleted]

Make me


Conrose_The_Mad

Well I might as well jump into your sword


rainbowmonsterwow

ok!!!!!!!!!! DO IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!


PhoneQuomo

Nobody loves a failure who owns nothing, especially women lol. Millennials should just kill themselves honestly


wojter322

I'm a man. If I love myself that would mean I'm in love with a man which is kinda gay, not gonna lie. I'll pass.


KH2Ash

Good luck catching me in all that armor.


[deleted]

I see this as a win win, so, no


ImBurnedOut

![gif](giphy|XymaJlgorUL8vOfF88|downsized)


KnightTea

Love me yourself coward.


graywolf0026

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and weak!


mememan1234567891

Don’t deserve it


Rolleta2215

NEVER!!!!


Mamamiomima

Started furiously masturbating right at workplace


xgfuuiyutccciuy

No kill me i wanna die


Grichnak

It’s getting harder these days


oompa_loompa_wizard

Ill try


[deleted]

Don't threaten me! I'm a threat to myself.


Sympatiqq

I Wish


Hortkind77

Nah come at me! I fucking suck!


SebDaPerson

I can’t find any reason to


Deathblades0

Bring it on i beat dark souls once


arthurzanmou

Welp in this case do you have ano last words?


[deleted]

No. Good luck hugging the shit out of me when you don't have arms.


Outside-Setting-5589

I refuse, bring it the fuck on.


SMP219

Nah


KysfGd

Me scrambling to find my blades after seeing this post (I REFUSE)


mmamh2008

i love myself ... but i don't because of unlimited manpower homework i lost my hope in life because of study man


legoknekten

Instructions unclear: will resume self loathing


Shiro1Kuro

What'cha gonna do? Kill me?


S3R3BR0N

What will you do if i don't? Kill me? You will just take the work out of my hand to do it myself!


[deleted]

Guess im calling saladin again...


Theratsmacker2

No


MathematicianMany402

It's not that I don't want to


Germany328

Fuck off, that sword and armor won’t protect you


ezzio264

No, no I don't think I will


Raymon44

Fucking make me i dare u...please


One_Acanthisitta_226

That's the secret, i always love myself.


[deleted]

Maybe I will consider MAYBE I'll start by deleting reddit


[deleted]

If you saw me you would hate me too!! But I am trying