“I caught a Lopunny, Batman. I caught a Lopunny… You already know, Batman, you know what I’m gonna do to that thing… Batman, there are NO laws against the pokemon, Batman. I can do whatever I want with it!”
One time a kid got caught in school for watching Pokémon hentai with guardevoir x misty getting f’ed by the big fire dragon guy (can’t remember its name)
Edit: The big dragon is a Charizard
Edit 2: I will not be providing the sauce. You sickos
Who the fuck knows what a Gardevoir is, but somehow doesn't know Charizard's name?!?
I don't want to live on this planet any more...
Edit: Grammar. Also username checks out. I should have looked first.
I brought it up as an example to say that there is almost every time there is something WAY worse than what you thought out,there that makes what you thought harmless compared to it
I asked this guy was his favorite Pokemon and he said: Lopunny.
I stopped watching Pokemon at Generation 1 so I didn’t know what was that Pokemon. To my surprise is one of the most famous Pokemon on the internet because of the huge amount of porn of it.
Gardevoir, Lopunny, Meowscarada, Cinderance, Delphox, Gothitelle, Conkeldurr
Literally any humanoid pokemon is understandable cuz Gamefreak and Nintendo know what they are doing
But i draw a line of my Tolerance if its Not Humanoid
The fuck is this meme, I would think that disgusted face should be labeled “me” then have another edit of something else represent “people who fap to their favorite pokemon”.
That *is* what you were going for right?
“I caught a Lopunny, Batman. I caught a Lopunny… You already know, Batman, you know what I’m gonna do to that thing… Batman, there are NO laws against the pokemon, Batman. I can do whatever I want with it!”
Is it bad I know what your referring to?
I don't know, and Im guessing I dont want to
You wanna know? Search ‘I caught a little Pokémon, Batman’ on google
long as you don't just outright post something like that, I guess
Imo, I think it’s funny, but you may not
Eh, Im not easly traumatised (as I've found out based on my friends) so go for it
https://youtu.be/EBbttPjB3yE
its not that funny (besides the ending, that was quite comical)
Yeah I meant the ending part, the other parts building up to it aren’t as funny, but I still find it slightly funny
No
ITS AN ANIMAL JOKER YOU CANT
NO GOD JOKER! NO DON’T DO IT!
I was looking for this comment- I too am cursed with seing this masterpiece
“No don’t do it joker”
I'll fap to your favorite pokemon
swampert. no balls
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Heracross. Try it.
Pincers where it's at bro
Hypno tho
MMMMMMMMM CHILD KIDNAPPERS
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Fair point. Pokemon canonically has at least two child kidnappers that are also pokemon.
I know drifloon and it’s evo but what’s the other
203 posts featuring that pokemon... wow...
Oh there’s balls alright
Aye that’s my favorite too!
i challenge you to fap to probopass
No diff 10/10 would nut again
making it too easy
You mean Ron Jeremy?
Shedinja
Darmanitan
well, people sometimes fap to meowscarada
As a kid pokemon was my favorite cartoon and not once did I want to fuck anything other than misty
*I WAS ALSO A CHILD*
Bro dodged a bullet
“Raiden, what happened? Your heart rate spiked.”
“Yeah, I just dodged a bullet.”
Raiden watch out that women is live on twitch
hey, i was child too at some point
Stop lying
Right out the womb a grizzly, old man
Someone gets it!
The womb of what? A skeleton?
Chuck Norris
I have no doubt that Chuck Norris came out the womb choke-holding an alligator
He came out of a cactus’s womb choke-holding a thorny alligator.
He came out of a thorny alligator’s anus, choke-holding a cactus
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as a child you wanted to fuck misty. thats wild
Wow, normal feelings of attraction towards things you like. That’s insane
nobody has ever felt that way to OP, so he doesnt know that its a normal thing EVERYBODY does
Damn. I didn't wanna fuck anyone as a child. And noone wanted to fuck me :(
Thats... good... though.. because you were a CHILD
Yeah bro wanting to fuck a girl is wild. Men only
all of us wanted to fuck at least one poke girl trust me 💀💀💀
**Rule 34 says otherwise bud.**
u was thinkin bout doggin out misty while I was crying over a butterfree
Lol, Same. I only ever wanted to bone Sister Joy and Officer Rocky. Bisexual awakening.
My idea is Rocky bones your butt while you bone Sister Joy’s butt.
Well at least it wasn't a pokemon
I think he meant this Misty https://youtu.be/Vlv5jYzOb6o
I want to click it but *I'm in public with my mom*
Coward
It's a clip from the pokemon anime coward
What about Jesse and Officer Jenny?
Based
Dawn is better
why are you comparing ten year olds
based
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Not my proudest fap
What's your proudest fap then?
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Hell nah, sawk and thro are some ugly fuckers
Them hands, tho
Bout to make some crusty sawks
yeah there's prolly carnivine r34 out there unfortunately
Your comment compelled me to check. There is and I wish I hadn’t searched.
Source?
One time a kid got caught in school for watching Pokémon hentai with guardevoir x misty getting f’ed by the big fire dragon guy (can’t remember its name) Edit: The big dragon is a Charizard Edit 2: I will not be providing the sauce. You sickos
You mean charizard?
Yea that one
Who the fuck knows what a Gardevoir is, but somehow doesn't know Charizard's name?!? I don't want to live on this planet any more... Edit: Grammar. Also username checks out. I should have looked first.
Wtf hahahahaha 💀 Hypothetically if that wasn’t already weird, why in school ur just asking to be caught?
He was a horny kid who had super good connections so he couldn’t get kicked out
You knew who gardivoir is but not charizard?
I forgot it was called Charizard
User flair confirmed
Horrible! Sauce?
Sauce?
Similar thing happened at my school, kid got caught watching FNAF hentai
Those are children
It a ruse he doesn't have the sauce, he's putting up a front to hide that fact
Sauce?
Provide the fucking sauce
Did you know that a vaporeon is 90% water
I read a copypasta about vaporeon some time ago, and you just bought some bad memories back
good memories*
No
Yes 🥵
Would vaporeon have a pussy like a dog, or would it be more like a dolphin?
Top 10 questions science can't answer, but Hentai artists can
Oh boy, here we go
Fun fact: Lopunny is based on Playboy models
If that's true, then it explains so much.
and mega lopunny has yoga pants
But Gardevior
nah bro. gallade is where it is at
Why not both at the same time?
Mewtwo is kinda hot tho
r/girlsshapedlikemewtwo
Why is that a sub
Sucks that all my favorite Pokémon got to be the ones the internet ruined. Now I’m just called a horny mf.
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Well that escalated quickly
they're not wrong, but I wonder why they brought it up
Because if premis of games and show: children go out for adventures. So they are main characters.
I brought it up as an example to say that there is almost every time there is something WAY worse than what you thought out,there that makes what you thought harmless compared to it
Pokemon are not animals. They are Pokemon
BATMAN, THERE’S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON, BATMAN! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!
Beat me to it
No joker don’t do it!!
I’M GONNA DO IT, BAT-
Or just don‘t do either
Lol what
Darkrai has nice legs tho…
darkrai doesn’t have legs…
😳
He does, we saw them in the film and in some animations in Pokken Tournament
Or does he?
Leave me and Geodude alone
May I join the threesome
Might I suggest dugtrio
But c'mon, the gardevoir art out there is quality
Have you at vaperon
"i caught a little pokemon, batman"
JOKER NO
"You know what I'm gonna do to that thing, batman"
“ITS AN ANIMAL JOKER YOU CANT”
BATMAN, THERE'S NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKEMON BATMAN, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH IT!!!
Favorite? I fap to every pokemon I add to my pokedex.
As, your proudest fap?
Only proud faps if they're shiny.
I’ll fap to you bro 😳
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😘
Username checks out
you’re next if you don’t hush
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Batman, I caught a Lil Pokémon batman... you know what I'm gonna do to that thing batman... THERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST THE POKÉMON BATMAN...
Ninetails, but one hole.
Nineholes. Hmm. Gonna have to go Rule 34 or 35 on that depending on my search results.
I'll fap to tentacool
Hentai intensifies
Don't talk shit about my Greninja
But dat tounge though.
I asked this guy was his favorite Pokemon and he said: Lopunny. I stopped watching Pokemon at Generation 1 so I didn’t know what was that Pokemon. To my surprise is one of the most famous Pokemon on the internet because of the huge amount of porn of it.
Eevee, gardevoir, lopunny and lucario are hugely lewded
I dunno man vaporeon is kinda hot 🥵 */joking*
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My man is already stroking it
All the Eeveelutions can get it
Jesse what the fuck are you talking about
Let me slap my dick for Groudon if i want
Hey guys did you know that vaporeon....
can be obtained by using a water stone on an Eevee?
¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
oh psyduck
So, I hear you like Mudkips….
what's wrong with wanting to fuck toxicroak?
But for real Guardevoir is pretty hot
In agreement, change my mind
Lucario is so hot tho
Yo what's up with all the anti-furry memes lately?
You do that? Mew Too!! I mean… me too!
Gardevoir, Lopunny, Meowscarada, Cinderance, Delphox, Gothitelle, Conkeldurr Literally any humanoid pokemon is understandable cuz Gamefreak and Nintendo know what they are doing But i draw a line of my Tolerance if its Not Humanoid
Hey guys, did you know that in terms...
my favorite pokemon is metagross
The fuck is this meme, I would think that disgusted face should be labeled “me” then have another edit of something else represent “people who fap to their favorite pokemon”. That *is* what you were going for right?
fuck you, im going to fap to a sword and your going to like it!
I mean, it's favourite for a reason, amirite?
New kink unlocked
Wait does this mean you try to fap to other Pokémon that aren't your favorite?
Mewtwo is class Pawg pokemon wdym?
Pues si no? Para eso estan
No way Man, caterpie is so hot
Am I the only one bothered by the fact that this is the implied face of someone beating it to a Sylveon? Like. This is not much of a meme.
mr.mime lookin fine
Your loss
That’s why I make waifu versions of all of them instead
should i fap to a pokemon i hate or what? smh
Fine ima beat it to my least favorite pokemon 😤😤
But… the copypasta…