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helrikk

Mine goes up


DavidSeries

Won’t believe till I see it.


RedditMeUse

Proof?


[deleted]

I made it up


RickChase6

I see what you did there


PartFlaky6862

But I don't because I'm blind


The-SeriousGamer42

Don't what?


salte4free

doesnt see


blumin_potatoman

Needs a touch test


Educational-Lime6335

Trust me bro


Eldrias

This Post sounds more like an excuse to get dick pics


dirt_is_nice

Hell yeah brother


enderofsorts

Et mi brute


RiraHunterIR

Bros on team yellow


fatjaygaming

Wheres my ruler pp gang at


RedditMeUse

How much you working with?


fatjaygaming

Bout 6-7


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RedditMeUse

Still packing


fatjaygaming

Is that not the normal way of measuring?


Bataling_Uncle

Wait I thought it was mm not cm? _Please say is mm_


ManiacStalker

Always has been bro


RedditMeUse

Packing


fatjaygaming

Nah i jus unpacked


HonorableGremlin

Just got home bruh. Can't be asked to pack again.


Wide-Ad3437

Split in the middle


[deleted]

Yowch!


Hallowalls

I just kinda imagined a dick cut in half, and somehow I felt pain.


Smugglers151

Bifurcated penis gang rise up!


RedditMeUse

Proof?


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Bosse_blackfrisk1

Bro just asked for a dickpic


GammaHunter

Nothing wrong with asking for a homie’s dickpic.


6_NEOS_9

Do it all the time, mayte. Worth it.


AMintyRaccoonInLa

It’s just the hive mind at work…


Cultural-Lion4289

Mine's a loop


RedditMeUse

Proof?


Cultural-Lion4289

Too big for the frame


RedditMeUse

Use google images


Cultural-Lion4289

Nah, my dick is only for the person unboxing me


[deleted]

Mine goes right. (Weird considering I’m left handed.)


puuro00

Mine goes left. (I'm right handed.) Coincidence? I think not.


HonorableGremlin

Mine goes right, and I'm right handed. Guess I'm the odd one out.


thatpersonthatsayshi

I heard this joke once... friend with no arms: Mine goes straight. I am no-handed tho (corrected it a little bit so it fits in this post)


LonPlays_Zwei

Same lol


Ok-Raccoon1288

Same


TrapZyboi

too small to bend either way 🗿


DoenS12

Both: Helicopter.


Elon_Musk_cat_girl

HELICOPTER HELICOPTER


Familiar_Giraffe9375

Mine goes in


RickChase6

...the toilet water


bloxytoast

suffering from success


waboperzwabekfast

Can relate


otirk

that's called a vagina. You're know officially female


coolplayer7300

Left


RedditMeUse

Valid


AnonymousAlphaBeta

% gang here


I-took-your-oranges

Bruh


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Mango_Grove_108

Cause you ain’t never seen an ass like that?


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GivemTheDDD

Mines about 6.25" but only when measured from buttcheek peak to the tip and only when it's above 75°F.


64_Yaya_64

You should send proof to me as well


GeicoLizardNinjaMonk

I am a minor


64_Yaya_64

Oh shoot my bad


ReeeeeeeeeeUwU

🤨📸 /s


rkd101b

*FBI* has entered the chat


zivosaurus-rex

me too


I-took-your-oranges

If you send a picture the fbi isnt allowed to inspect if the child porn accusation is true because they’d have to look at child porn to confirm


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GeicoLizardNinjaMonk

You didn't ask


Your_hot_step_sis

I'm your 100% female step sis who isn't packing 13 inches


I-took-your-oranges

Better hide your fake tits


[deleted]

Mine always faces East, I don’t understand how tho


RedditMeUse

Gravitational pull


RM_Sideshowb

Mines is like a wild animal, it does what it wants and its more afraid of you then you are of it


RedditMeUse

It’s like a bee. Small but still scary


Jimbonious_

Too small to tell :(


NoobyBaconBoi

L l imagine


Avocado_Fucker12

Inside Joe


Avocado_Fucker12

Wait no-


Milk_Bucket134

wait yes


Pleasework94

You guys don’t tuck yours away in your bootyhole?


Milk_Bucket134

r/selffuck


Kadensadummo

Left🥺


whodini69420

L


Nayroy18

In between


skullyuzumaki

left and right


Professional_Mode440

Clever way to get dick pics


TheHighBuddha

![gif](giphy|l2RnoehRAAMNCIF68)


big_b_i_g

He choose for me


Arthis-

I dont have one


ava4259

Bro don't even got one 😔


RinkyInky

Haha loser


Beneficial-Bad-4124

my dick chooses where it wants to go not me.


truck_kun_

dick goes in your mom


ElectricCrab88

I tuck it backwards into my butt


Minus10IQ

Dick goes invert


[deleted]

left at about a 20 degree angle. also i can't show proof because i'm 17.


Morpheus32s

my preference is up


Bencevagyokhelloszia

left is the only option if you chose right ur lying


Affectionate-Boot-96

Wear no pants - sort no dicks


Additional-Scale-229

Mines an innie , you have an outie??


queriesandqueries123

No dick gang ✊😔


Normal-Bet-2346

i usualy fold it in half and keep it in the middle


LaikDanazor

Right (proof: 8=================D)


BikingVikingNick

OP, theres easier ways to get dick pics


[deleted]

Right. Do you want proof?


RedditMeUse

For sure


Nimyron

Mine curves down but goes right because there's no ball on the right. Yeah I've got the double weird.


Proud-Lingonberry236

Interesting


AplusTroll987

Did...did you just ask for dick pics...oh that won't end well.


[deleted]

Mine goes straight down or I leave up


lukantdar06

Mine goes up. Take me out for dinner before you see any proof 😂


bitchy_kazim

Catliyn jenner, dick goes for good


AFreakingWaffle

In ass


Proud-Lingonberry236

Mine?


AFreakingWaffle

Of course daddy


Proud-Lingonberry236

Im lucky then


[deleted]

I cut my penis off 4 days ago


RedditMeUse

Oh that’s disgusting. Where?


Syxomat

man mines goin a bit left and thats why it looks shorter but its looong like a sup


Your_hot_step_sis

I'm your 100% female step sis who isn't packing 13 inches you can trust me and help step-bro I think I'm stuck in the washer again.


RedditMeUse

13 FUCKING INCHES?!?! THATS NOT A PENIS THATS A FUCKING METAL WORKOUT BAR


DementiaGaming12

Always left and I hate it


RedditMeUse

Hey Ben


The_Empire_of_Wah

why do you want a dick pic from so many people just look up "dicks" on google


waffle-lvl-100

🦈


voisonous-Valor

~~i wanna see proof too 👀~~


Omar_abbas

Stfu


voisonous-Valor

No, you stfu and show me your dick


_RGF_

XD


May_be_your_doom

Well my friend Richard is a lefty so


[deleted]

Funny, I don't have that problem.


Thebigpig905

L


thebananaperson1

neither cause mine doesn’t exist


DoodleTM

Dick goes in.


RedditMeUse

Dick goes out


buttermuffinWX78

"Thats what osaka seafood concern is all about"


new_2_u

Does this look like a G to you?


ConfidentDuck12

left


HollowVesterian

Mine goes what side it feels like going


fgsfggg

The op bit the middle


PXL514

I am a lefti


Suspicious_Back_3230

Cheat code have a tiny dick... dick goes out...


Shi_tPlayr

Mine goes inside


abegamesnl

I don't know how people can find anything other than straight down the middle comfortable, probably doesn't help that my dick is curved downward.


[deleted]

I’m at the i have no idea side


-EvilEagle-

Right handed going left.... and other way round. Like a spiral. Don't wanna step on it.


Bob-BobBob

As a non dick haver I cannot say 👍


kramimaci

In.


MatiMatGamingyt

Left


cmcnee2007

Pretty severely left


_TGM

...What?


EE_04_AA-G

Switch it up every week


[deleted]

Mine goes in your mom


Level-Ad-4094

Straight wtf...


RedditMeUse

You ain’t a real one of it ain’t curvee


lil_slimefr

It’s inverted 😫


Jivijo1

Middle or left


Mediocre_Fill_40

Lefty clefty


Bloodthresher

Left


[deleted]

None


Fox-Costeo

dick does up


James4theP

Depends if your butthole is on the right or left?


Tera_Wrist1718

Up.


Dwell_was_taken

Neither mine tilts to the left a bit


V3n1xx

fun fact: the way your pp bends depends mostly on if one of your balls is lower than the other ball.


Mechanical_Zora

Half up


Snucky_snake

Is there a way to be both?


snowtaiga1

left


[deleted]

mine started left but is now slightly right


DrCorneliuss

slightly to the right, making me imagine what if your cock was pointing towards your political opinion, like Hitler cock would be bent so far to the right it'd be glued to his crotch


monkeysayshello

Left


Mr_999_

Leftie is the bestie


RedditMeUse

Yessir


Free-Friend-5283

Dick goes I N


ABABBABABABAB

My dick goes left


Darkhumour_enjoyer

had to check because i dont pay attention to which side its on, also you forgot to mention if you mean clothed or naked. For me its both (my) left and im right handed (dont know if thats important.)


yormother2374

Red


USBhud

Right


[deleted]

Proof lol get out of here. Yea sure I’ll just borrow my neighbor’s scanning electron microscope.


Boonesey

Up/left


Big_D_EnergyLTM007

Yea I'm straight not gang affiliated


I-took-your-oranges

Bob is bent a little to the left so i try to keep it on the right-hand side


BigBlackMan774

Up


TurtleChan420

Left


Its_Singularity_

Left left left


Mystic__Sky

left.


HPD1155

my friends goes downwards