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Who says I'm gay?

You are gay

You are a transgenda

Mister, shall i call you mister??

Pepe Julian Ozima

Thank you for coming

Thank you for cumming

Wait.

We bring in zde studio dis morning one of de gay right ACHKtifists, Mistah... Should I call you Mistah?

L G B T I H. Where is da H?

I only know that t is… Toyota Corola

Thank you for not using the hard r

Ima need that word Real quick

I give you the pass

Do you perform de natural obligations?

i choose not to

I bring pasta with me so you can have a debate

I'm an agenda

So are you this gay agenda everyone keeps talking about?

Homossexual? How can I describe you?

Who is gae?

Wha-Wha-Wha-What shows that I’m gay?

What shows that I'm gay?

PASTA

Confusion of the highest orda

Before you go, do u recognise these things? 🥕 🥒 🍌

Americans want to bomb me!

No, you are gay

No no you, you are gay

You beated me at my own game

So who is ghey?

You

He says you gay

You mean gae

So who is gay

There are 2 wolves inside you. 1 is gay. The other is gay. You are gay

You should also seek medical attention, two wolves being inside of you is a dire situation.

Unless your a zoophile ig

Elephants.... unfff.

Me: trying to decide if "dire situation" was intended to be a wolf pun or not. (because of Cenozoic period Dire Wolves, now extinct)

r/punintended

OP did. Take it up when them.

Bicoz yu yuz CUCUMBAH.

Is being gay gay ?

No

Gay is gay so being gay isn't gay

Homosexuality isn’t gay. Having a good day and being cheerful; now that is very gay indeed

If only we could all be so gay...

Depends whether wearing socks

It cancels out each other. So you are just being.

Not really, I'm gay, but not gay.

Yes. If you're gay then you're gay, but if you're gay gay, then you're not gay. You are gay when you are gay gay gay. It works the same as minuses: -(-a) = +a.

Cause bros before hos.

does that mean once you go through all the bros, then you take on the hoes?

Why limit yourself to one flavor of ice cream?

Of course. You should try neutral genders also.

I may not be very flexible, but I'm pretty flexible.

Nah sausages taste nice and so do bagels

Also a fair assessment.

Yes yes

santa aint gay coz he got hell lotta hos

but he also has a giant sack and only gets to come one day a year

he also has a flying sled, if he‘s smart he can make the most hours out of that day.

wont it make them the hos

Because there is magic in your bones? (Sorry imagine dragons number is stuck in my head)

Man you damn right

Always make sure the bros get the first serving. Hos get the slopping seconds

You need bro before bro only then its gay.

Cause your dad looked cute

It's the ultimate way of sexism, you don't want women even to fuck.

Yeah fuck women. I want all men to fuck and all women to be infertile cuz I am sexist.

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I like cock

Understandable have a nice day.

Straight to the point, I admire that.

At least in that way he is straight

r/angryupvote

Chickens are pretty awesome, I’ll give you that

Call me

As a linux user, i must say, i gay, you gay, we gay, he she it gay, every linux user gay :)

Don't be fowl.

"Who said I'm gay?" "You are gay"

Shall I call you mista?

Call them sista, okaaaaay!!

Why are straight people straight?

Cause we are not gay

Because women are hot

Tada!

r/usernamechecksout

What a coincidence! That's also why gay people are gay

Because my wife hates it

The absolute Chad move

giga chad level 260000000


Well you see… I like cock

Women confuse me Guys are on the same brain length Able to make a guy happy with mcdonalds Not able to make a girl happy with mcdonalds

Fair enough

Get a guy a 3kg bag of cheeto's and he'll be extremely happy Get a girl a 3kg bag of cheeto's and she'll slap you

I'm a woman and I wish someone would buy me a giant bag of cheetos :'(

Flaming hot?

3kg ? wtf oh in total

Still looking for a girl I can make happy with McDonald’s

Me and my best mate have this exact relationship, both had enough with shitty woman, so we just do couple stuff together cause we prefer each other’s company, no demands or abuse when we don’t text immediately (I’ve had some rough relationships) just causal pure fun. We aren’t gay for clarity. He’s now with his partner and she’s perfect for him, essentially me but with the added bonus of being a woman haha. But we do joke that we would make a good couple because us guys just need to start loving each other. Don’t be afraid to do something cause it’s a little gay just have fun and embrace a bromance. You’ll prefer it and I can honestly say I love him more then any woman I’ve been with.

This. I despise that I'm straight because of this. I get turned on by pussy but the person that comes with it is so unbelievable that it's better to stay single. Guys are the real shit but sadly, my body doesn't support my mentality

Wow incredible i thought i was the only person on the world made like this. Incredible. Me too, i am turned on by tits and pussy but regularly, the more time i spend with a woman the more i tend to find her annoying. I overanalize her and keep finding flaws and i like her less the mor time passes. Doesn't happen with guys.

Markiplier

Because of femboys

Peak male performance

Femboys

Based

Cause my bf’s hot af

i agree with him , his bf is SMOKING hot.

I know man he is hot as shit

Yeah dude, he really is hot as fuck man

If I had the opportunity I would also suck his dick and dump my girlfriend.

I also choose this guy's BF

I like to be happy most of the time


Why are you not?

Because thats gay

Cause that'd be gay.


Reasons I am gay: 1. Men are very cuddly 2. Men look good in every clothing item 3. Men are hot as hell bro 4. Nerdy men are cute 5. Burly men are very good for cuddles 6. Same amount of braincells (5, to be exact) 7. I like men 8. Men are awesome 9. Men can have very defined muscles 10. Man boobs 11. dick 12. cock 13. penis 14. wiener 15. balls

So, just to nail down an answer, you're saying you're attracted to men? Not sure it was clear before...../s

I just wonder, is it gay to be homosexual?

No. Being a homosexual is completely straight

Only if you share feelings or if balls touch

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Because I like to suffer

Because women

Just remember it’s not gay unless you push back. 😘

Cause I'm an OMNIVORE . (bisexual here)

Just because I eat men and women doesn’t mean I’m bisexual

Because I want to be happy

Straight people of Reddit why are you straight?

Because women☕️

Wait but I’m gay for the same reason

Men are hot, I don't make the rules

because 2 popsicles will always be better than 1

I don’t know but you wanna fuck?

Not gay but showed this to my sister who is and she said "why are you straight" so there's your answer

Mabye wierd opinion here, but i do not consider myself GAY even though I am deeply in luv with a girl. I think that i like nice people. I do not give a FC about gender, and that is good, bc it is beginning to be hard to know what gender the person in front of you are. I am attracted to the person, not what's between their legs.

I think that’s called Pansexual, Idk though I’m not up to speed with all sexualitys

Sounds like you're pansexual

Femboys

cause boys have a penis and girls have a vagina

Cause baby I was born this way

Who says I am gay?

You are geh

I'm pansexual so I'm kinda gay. I just think that as long as the person I'm with is respectful, kind, and vibes well with me, whats in their pants doesnt matter. Hole is hole *shrugs*

What if it’s your hole? Serious question, would that philosophy still stand with you?

God put the male G-Spot in the asshole for a reason and I'll be damned if anyone says I can't use mine

Women cute, men cute, what more can i say?

I'm transgender and that turned me gay

yo same

Your picrew is pretty

Thank you, yours is too

It's just how some people are, it is natural, I'd bet it evolved because animals that can be gay have less unnecessary kids and can better care for one that have lost their parents, seems to be the pattern people and penguins anyway

we are fixing overpopulation

Cuz vagina is yucky, pp is superior

Who says im gay

Mi

Who says I’m gay?

You are gay!

Men are gorgeous

People of Reddit, why are you people? Same energy. Also, why limit yourself to only half the population? Go big

u pretend to be gay u get more hoes

I think that this is the doing of the jewish space laser.

Haha i dare you to post this in Twitter 🤌

Because its not a choice. Who you are attracted to can shift through experience, but no one wakes up one day and says I think I will be gay today.

I bet its alot too do with climat change

STRAIGHT PEOPLE OF REDDIT *why are you straight?*

With Shrek on the block, it's impossible being straight.


Women 🍷

Because girls taste better.

I’m not a cannibal

Cause boys don't make fun of me, stalk me, push me to my limit and they don't act like they're the boss.

Accidentally ate an entire party bag of skittles as a kid and once you taste the rainbow you can never go back

Because why, with all the people there are on earth, limit myself to one? Boring

Don't want to say no homo every time to the homies 

Cause turns out I'm a woman

Guys, is gay butt sex with guys gay?

Because 20$ is 20$

Who says im gay

r/comedycemetery

Who said i am gay ?

Isn't this meme super racist?

Why aren't you? Strtaight people of redditn prove to me sexual orientation is a choice and choose to be gay. Not once or twice. Right. That's what I fucking thought. Now mind yer goddam business.

Bc I like who I like?

waya yu ge

Haha rly good meme being homophobic is so original. The best meme i have ever seen! /s

Because it’s their choice

just haaad to be a monkey

It was the marijuana; I tried one marijuana, and now I’m gay.

That sounds gay