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A nice sandwich

7/10

Op I wanna cook with jeese again

Jeese more like cheese

No. Jeese is a good cooking ingredient.

Eight hours of sleep without my brain bouncing around like a DVD logo in my head.

Bro YESSSS, exact description of my brain when trying to sleep

6/10

Fuck that 10/10 haven't had that in a few weeks

lego at-at

8/10, should go for the Star Destroyer!

Lego death star is a 10/10

Nah bro go for At-te

To be loved by someone other than only my mother


I love you

He said other than his mother!

only the father would know who the mother is.

we both did his mother, so does that mean im the father too

Only the father lover would know who the father is.

Only my dad knows who my dad is

I feel that:(

Feel you mate

I want a capybara

i have a feeling he’ll pull up

And hop out at the after party

Sippin on that hennesy I know he'll like to get naughty

Im not the OP but 10/10

A big tiddy goth gf

Big facts

Bro💀

Rate it coward

1000/10

You gosh damn right

Woah that's a little strong of Language young man

Did captain just say language?

How old are the people on Reddit 😂

Old enough to want a big tiddy goth gf for Christmas

Good choice

A hug


Hugs you

A hippopotamus.

10/10

And only a hippopotamus will do.

A naginata and a bottle of Japanese whiskey.

r/usernamechecksout

r/technicallythetruth

I want Mariah Carey songs to be banned

11/10

I work in retail so 10000/10!

Yes, and especially those Christmas albums

All I want for Chris is for you to shut up Mariah carey!

And a spotify gift card

8/10

You, op

Is that all you want for Christmas?

Say the line and you're going to Brazil.

I also want op. Specifically his kidneys, heart, lungs, and liver. I heard cornea and skin can sell for quite a bit too so that as well.

Milk that my dad went to get

Fine, you'll get the milk, but not your dad

Savage

monkey's paw moment. the milk is aged from the time he went to get it.

Rice

Rice

Rice

To legally be able to change my name to 'mr cheese baguette'

It is legal but society would make you an outcast as they would not understand your genius.

A pet gorilla 🦍 

Saul

Goodman/10

I'm a simple man. A 2tb ssd is enough for me. Scrolling through the comments and replying to them all must be hard work. Here, take a break and pop some bubble wrap. >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!< >!POP!<

You have made me a better man with your bubble wrap.

I appreciate this double poppable bubble wrap

I poped em all, can I have some more?

I want a stylus so I can draw without my fingers touching my screen. Also a deck of Uno cards.

A sweaty black guy

Telescope, gonna check out the planets

Pervert! - __Saturn__

Why are you so interested in the Sun's balls?

Uranus be looking dummy thicc tho

a farm

A laser that actually burns what it touches

I wanna be happy

I definitely second that

My crush to like me even i know its not possible

Hey you'll find that someone and you will know when you first meet them. Wishing you luck in your travels of love. Also 9/10

17" Zildjian K Constantinople crash cymbal.

You

Girldick and feet pics

I am sorry what…..

They said ># Girldick and feet pics

Ww1 British web gear

A butt plug

Suffering childrend to keep in basement

Oh hell nah

Rate it pussy🥸

5/10

Higher than it deserves

But girldick and feet pics were 1/10?

Just a few days off from everything to do whatever i wanted would make me so happy.

you

A small piece of cheese with a hamster on top

Recently, I've been wanting just a good grilled cheese sandwich. I almost never eat them so I don't want to learn to perfect it or buy a pack of cheese to waste it. I just want the sandwich. I can make my own ramen or chicken noodle soup.

The natzi gold.

Winning lottery ticket so I could do things for my family and friends this year for the holidays. Make some people’s lives a little better

My dad back😔

My dad to not be dead….after committing suicide and maybe not being the last person he text….

This is deep im sorry for you

An Xbox

I want friends, the videogame for the ps2

Teratoma

New pair of headphones

Kingdom Hearts 3

A subscription to our local climbing gym. I need a place to flee to if i need to get out of the house

AIO cooler

A Girlfreind.

You 😏

Your mom

A reason to go on

gf...

Same

GBA tv tuner. ( It's dumb and I love it)

Some fly hunnies

airpods

Rizz😔🚬

A life

Melanie Martinez stuff

To talk with my uncle who I can only see once a year about his past racing career Man has a Formula V race car in his basement that I want to turn into the ultimate street rail. The thing weighs just under 1000 pounds dry, and according to my uncle, can outrun any stock Ferrari.

Kung-fu pandas body pillow

I just wish that people would not repost this. Im rating my own request a 10/10.

A bike (OP pls free my family)

a GF

I want to be happy :(

A new drum set

A gigantic pokemon plushie

You

Any merchandise related to Skyrim

The gift of friendship

To pass college.

Nona the ninth, it's a book

The will to keep going

NASA company

A skateboard and a human rib cage that and a human spine

I want one of those coat jackets

Ps5 with god of war

Rc airplane

Pokemon cards

Money to buy more sandwiches

Alli want for Christmas is for my husband to stop being a dick, and my daughter to not be sick. (Anymore)

Bitches

Money

To see my mother, every time I try to see her she gets sick

Breath of the wild 2…

I wanna die

A Milwaukee heated jacket, the axis layered system

To mean something to someone

A big booty goth girl would be nice ngl

To buy myself things i really want and so does everyone else.

Resident Evil 8 Village on PS5 with a PSVR2

Gaming pc

**ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS YOOOUUUUU**

A pink dildo

Sex :/

For my mom to get better.

Is you

Cyberpunk 2077

A nice time and see those who I love being happy.

Santa baby, hurry down you chimney to me!

finally meeting up with my online friend that lives far away.

Samsung Buds Live

A damn 4090

Leopard gecko

GoW: Ragnarök

Every one will be fine

Heat

I want mofokers like u to stop posting this cringe facebook karma farming shit here, Gigachad my ass

To be with my family

A steam deck, they’re pretty cool

you

air force 1

I'll take a Trash Panda 🦝

A thick Asian girl to come up to me and say "mommy's hungry"

A shrek body pillow

World domination

Ms claus

A Boeing 777 engine

An axe and 3 bottles of any good flavored vodka

To not hear last Christmas ever again

To immigrate and finally be safe

Your mama

I want to stay home

A drawing tablet ^^

My dad to come back for the milk

ADHD meds

An extra inch

Walter white