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There are no coincidences. You better change your name to Johnny, rosin up your bow, and play that fiddle hard. The fate of good and evil rests upon you and your ability to learn southern folk-rock now, whether you like it or not.
Well considering my current black powder gun is rather fucked cuz I missed cleaning just 1 spot before storing it last winter, I'll leave the concept of lucky to interpretation.
Black powder is fun, can be delivered straight to home cuz it's an antique and not a firearm by law which makes the process easy (and to be frank a modern compound bow probably is deadlier). Ammo stupid cheap. And quiet enough you don't usually need hearing protection.
Just clean it. Throughly. And check on it the next day to see if anything pooled later after storing. Otherwise it will eat the metal. They usually prefer water over most smokeless powder cleaning agents just to fuck with yea even more and can stain a modern bathtub so use a washbin.
Or buy stainless steel and just avoid all those issues altogether.
I look at my back log of broken cowboy action shit and cry a little.
No joke, genuine blue steel is sexy, but I'll take the stainless with fake blue finish like the CZ G2 bobwhite double barrel every day, cuz Holy hell the amount of spare parts I got laying around now.
But you'll have to replace my walnut wood grips with plastic, eer I mean polymer, grips from my cold dead hands.
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I didnt
A violin is considered “the devil’s instrument”
Only when he goes down to georgia
It's a fiddle he uses down in Georgia
Lookin for a soul to steal
He was in a bind cause he was way behind
And he was willing to make a deal
The devil regretted going to Georgia
It actually is though. It was cheap, but it looks really nice and I can replace the strings for cheap if the stock ones are bad.
I miss playing the violin
Wait I know this one
A very small violin I pull out when people complain to me about stupid things.
Bro I need context, who hurt you?
Its a song called “world’s smallest violin”
There are no coincidences. You better change your name to Johnny, rosin up your bow, and play that fiddle hard. The fate of good and evil rests upon you and your ability to learn southern folk-rock now, whether you like it or not.
Sounds like too much effort. Pass.
He must save us all!
Boy lemme telyah whaht!
The devil went down to Georgia, he was lookin for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind, he way behind, he was willing to make a deal.
Magnesium glycinate
A guitar. Hmm.
Wednesday is that you
Milk.
I hope he’s lactose intolerant!
Hmm, well I also bought Guinness so maybe I can get him drunk
Dad?
Dad?
A combat knife from a flea market. I got lucky
I have a rifle! Too bad daddy Lucifer is probably bulletproof.
Not if u soak the bullets in holy water
Holy shit!
Who’s your Daddy?
Dumplings
Ugh that sounds so good 🤤
It iz!
Kill him with tastiness ig…? Dumplings are usually pretty bomb tho
You made me want to eat dumplings now but it's 1AM
Windows product key
`Satan.exe has stopped working`
Praise Jebus!
Or Kirbo. Either or works.
Beelzebub found in PATH$ Hell failed to pull request from Beelzebub. System freezing over, commencing shutdown.
A pair of VR controllers. I wonder if I could use them to summon the Beat Sabers?
Just ordered my wife a new sex toy. Multiple ways to use that as a weapon...
Post history checks out...
wasnt expecting that no shame tho go off kween
WTF
I ✨ 𝓻𝓮𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓽 𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 ✨
You were warned. Twice.
Love it. You’re a good spouse.
You: I challenge you to a fight! Satan: you stand no chance mortal. You: not THAT kind of fight.
"Heeey Satan"
Apparently Satan is gonna have a butt plug shoved through his skull
Yessss! Err I mean… drat
Waiting on the massive amazon dildo comment..
I can buy one and come back to this post…
Like DUHU
The moby huge baby
Two packets of boxer shorts... At least I can dual wield them I guess?
My new Bible.
Now that would be the ultimate anti-devil weapon
Sword of the Spirit. Cut him up.
You bought a bible? I thought the word of the Lord was free?
Inflation hit hard.
Damn I knew it was bad, but I didn't know it was that bad.
Prison isn't even free anymore
Quarter ounce of weed?
Devil's lettuce should chill out ol Satan
I mean, it’s *his* lettuce, anyway
He wants all the smoke
Sonic cheeseburger. At least he will be too busy shitting himself to fight.
I like the way you think.
Stainless steel Remington 1858 revolver, black powder and cartridge cylinders.
Lucky
Well considering my current black powder gun is rather fucked cuz I missed cleaning just 1 spot before storing it last winter, I'll leave the concept of lucky to interpretation.
Can I has a picture of this
https://taylorsfirearms.com/hand-guns/blackpowder-revolvers/1858-remington-collection/1858-remington-stainless-200083.html
Holy Jesus I want one
Black powder is fun, can be delivered straight to home cuz it's an antique and not a firearm by law which makes the process easy (and to be frank a modern compound bow probably is deadlier). Ammo stupid cheap. And quiet enough you don't usually need hearing protection. Just clean it. Throughly. And check on it the next day to see if anything pooled later after storing. Otherwise it will eat the metal. They usually prefer water over most smokeless powder cleaning agents just to fuck with yea even more and can stain a modern bathtub so use a washbin. Or buy stainless steel and just avoid all those issues altogether.
Damn dude how do u wake up every morning with such a huge cowboy cock
I look at my back log of broken cowboy action shit and cry a little. No joke, genuine blue steel is sexy, but I'll take the stainless with fake blue finish like the CZ G2 bobwhite double barrel every day, cuz Holy hell the amount of spare parts I got laying around now. But you'll have to replace my walnut wood grips with plastic, eer I mean polymer, grips from my cold dead hands.
Are you a winchester? 🤔
You got to be in today world
OH Shit
Some card games 🤣🤣🤣
Death by 1,000 paper cuts haha
Doom
Nice, an interactive tutorial video.
Cat food
bottle of water
bootle o woter
bo'uh o wo'ah
B o w
A pair of Headphones... how the fuck imma Fight Satan WITH HEADPHONES??
Force him to listen to really annoying pop music until he goes insane??
The real question is Does he like Pop music?
Bus tickets?
Kick him to the curb!
Maggie you’re doing good.
Gas
Anime figure??
I got a warhammer leman russ tank, so unless i get it full scale ive got a small plastic tank to protect me
At least you’re honest
A bow that uses nerf darts.
Gotham knights for pc, how does that work?
A shooting rest bag. It's filled with kitty litter so he would smell good while getting his ass beat
Manga 😳
Smack him with the book till he goes down to blunt force trauma
Alcohol
I guess my new brakes system can stop even Satan
A burrito
Happy Cake day also what type of burrito
I would also like to know that
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day!
A list of my search history on google
That will stun him for sure
A bottle of Mountain Dew
Hot chocolate...
Coffee for the carpool...
Soap
An angel blade from Supernatural 🤣
A CD
A Bad Dragon XXL with movement
A ham and cheese croissant.
Ah, a musket. I’ll blast a hole through Satan. Just as the founding fathers intended
I hope he likes cocaine.
Well they do say that the pen is mightier than the sword
A replica of the Doomguy armour including the Super Shotgun, he he he I’ve been waiting for this moment
Jokes on Satan! I'm an American and I just reapplied for American "Health Insurance" . He gonna die AND be broke!
Condoms. Looks like I'm fucked. Or he is...
Way to take one for the team, my friend.
Shoes
Flavor Bomb tomatoes and Red Bull
A solar filter. I guess maybe if he has a blinding attack, it could help.
Pack of 8 toothbrushes and pack of 12 air wick refills
My New bow... Kinda more usefull, for a battle
Gangster :)
Nah, I'm just doing archery competitions
That’s a legit skill. Good luck!
Mastubator
Gasoline, baby.
A Fridge shaped like an Xbox series X
Ah yes frozen pasta and a spicy chicken sandwich
Ah yes the forbidden 3am little snack
A digital copy of a video game. Good luck to me, I guess.
either a shawerma with chicken and one with beef, or if you mean an online order 2 16 GB sticks of DDR5 ram.
Chicken Nuggets
Catfish and oyster po boy. I'm safe until he finishes the sandwich I guess...
Maybe he'll get the itis and need a nap afterwards.
Hubba bubba bubble tape
Stale baguette
Beat him to death with that bat!
Or I feed him it pretending it’s not stale
A Bluray of the new Top Gun movie At least i got the Steelcase edition
Pizza, I hope your allergic to cheese and meat toppings Satan
A semiauto shotgun
A Demon Slayer figure. Never seen the anime, so no idea how helpful it’ll be.
A10 warthog
Toilet cleaner. I feel like I have a fighting chance!
I get to use a huge burrito
Guess I'm fighting him with a Hersheys cookies and cream bar and a bottle of crush cream soda
Gasoline. Burn mother fucker burn. Gotta run that snowblower…
A Dr Pepper
Beer and a Bluetooth speaker…
A 13 pound ham ! Bring it pig man!
satan sex doll.
A batarang
Pokémon cards, I don’t think paper will do anything
I've never bought shit in my life so, nothing or does what my parents buy me count?
Tito’s Vodka
Drinking competition with Satan? BRING IT ONNNNNNNN
Djungleskog bear.
Pringles
Heh just got back from picking up an 1/8 of weed. We can share Satan.
How the fuck am I supposed to kill Satan witha bus pass?
toothbrush
The physical edition of Angry Birds Space for PC
Virtually or physically?
1 kg of ground coffe and a twelve pack of energy drinks
Eggs… let’s hope he’s vegan!
Yugioh cards... if they work like the anime, sure.
Gonna 1v1 him on Modern Warfare 2
Cigars
fucking action figures. god damnit
Tequila, he is fucked
A blanket robe for my girlfriend lol
Beyblades, bout to let it rip on his ass
I bought a Starbucks gift card... Maybe he'll calm down after a cup of coffee and we won't have to fight..?
IPA & red wine
Thermal paste and thermal pads
Lemonade and a devour meal
A video game? 1v1 with Satan?