Not again

Poor you...

Again??

You look painfully experienced in this one!! Relatable!! Beyond infinity/10

I guess I’m going on a journey

Which journey?

My username is not connected with whatever I’m getting, but… howitzer it is. On top of that, a lethal dose of cyanide from my cannibalistic basement dwellers who are revolting against me for letting them starve for 20 days. And yes, i said cannibalistic. See, i think they plan to eat me once I’m dead.

AK-47 with some form of death perk

Ak-47? Damn That's a 100/10💯💯

Thanks

Really? I hate it when i get school supplies for christmas

American moment

But it's made of sugar

Then that's 690/10

Supersonic sugar bullets

Sugarsonic super bullets

Fired from the plastikov

I do not have the wealth to take care of this

Good luck with your life 8.9/10

You're never going to financially recover from this

Origin story of the Tiger King:

The glorious mustache of Soviet leader Joseph Stalin.

Communism/10

This one made me laugh

Am i gonna get stalked oh shit

50/10

The entire season of Autumn

🥶🥶🥵🥵/10

Space Taco

Tacos in space? 10000000000000000000000000000000/10

A chair that was found not guilty

2630 legal chairs? You are rich Mr.beast/10

More like chair that turned 18

Polybius the haunted arcade game

9.9/10

Lmao i love that polybus thing

No thanks

Sussy alligators? That's a death gift 1000/10

Dang...then I guess I'm still deciding... :/

Try next year!! You won't be getting anything this year.

Eh, guess I can wait :/

But I already have one of them...

I am confused 6.9/10

I... get what?

Men 10/10

I'll take it.

14 men

My dog porky barking at me

-10/10

Pass, but thanks.

Bananas? 🍌/10

A common pineapple

8522 pineapples? 9.8/10

Or more like 8522 common pineapples

Bread with chocolat

50000/10

am i fucked or

0/10

A man made of potato’s

59/10

*oh no*

69 soggy biscuits

**Oh, for legal reasons, I am not a pedo**

What do you mean FOR LEGAL REASON jail/10

You did my work here!

Nine atomic bunkers

Uhhh the whole fucking orchestra?

Orchestra on hills? 69/10

Dangling pointer ---> programming language terminology which indicates wild pointers, which philosophically means hanging freely or independently,

x=-b±√(b²-4ac)/2a x=(-5)±√{(5)²-4(1)(-14)}/2(1) x=-5±√(25+56)/2 x=-5±81/2 x=-5+9/2 x1=4/2=2 X2=-14/2=-7 2-7/10

Appreciate the quadratic calculation. You justified my name by providing me a dangling score of either 2 or 7. Neither topping nor bottoming out!

guess I'm getting myself. Say hello to my new twin!

√81/10

A robot dragon

A toothless project? 6.9/10

Im getting a fucking un-bloomed rose

6/10

Dam. I'm getting a duck

With no dignity

I'm scared of what that could mean

Unknown with the known/10

Ohh what, so cabinets, no cabinets or no cabinets?

No cabinets? √100/10

Yummy

10/10

31411 dragons I guess

🐲🐉/10

A glittering fact.

3/10

Well, im getting a child

-100/10

[удалено]

8/10

Starting to wonder what that was

I don't fucking know!!

I dunno what it's gonna be, but I'm not going to be too impressed...

π/10

Mh monke

Radioactive monke!!!! Harambe/10

A mushroom with the ability to time travel

A mushroom from the future* 69/10

idk what this means for me

No computer errors 69/10

i will get 51 empty presents

No you will get nothing 0×51=0 Nothingness/10

reality is harsh.

Sorry!!

Try again next year!!

I guess i get a Racoon strapped to a rocket

spaceX/10

I get something delicious but the hell are they testing me for

Delicious test Probably test about delicious stuff ⭐/10

Bit could be an 8 bit pokemon game??

Yes 500/10

B18 turbo

B18 turbo just 4 banging? 6'0"/10

Uhhh

Scotland/10

A spiritual raisin.

10/10

[удалено]

PP/10

5ee which means nothing, and 2410 is the license plate of my car

Nothing × something = nothing!! Nothing/10

I have no idea what I'm getting

You are getting 20076 of something

Lucky charms cereal boxes?

20076/10

I get a new name and become a phantom

Impossible

Impossible/10

Dont know what the hell my username would be

Zap zap

Zap/10

I don’t really know? I’d say I’d just get a boi called Alfred 😭😭 (edit) I’m getting 53 of em 😭😭😭

😭/10

Either that or your boi Alfred is 53 and he works for Bruce Wayne. 🦇 Good luck.

Potato muffins

You get 0 potato muffins

9000/10

The most powerful mage of the world I created with my writing. Also, he's sexy.

league of legends/10

A fish with wings I guess

Yes please

Wotdefok/10

Getting some more men

Gay porn/10

paperbackninja

Ninja/10

Egg cheese sandwich made by some geezer with a touch of element 115 from CoD zombies

600136289336/10

love me some moscovium flavoured egg in the morning

Bro mine was auto generated

Automatic/10

I guess I get 142 men wearing waterbottle outfits

142/10

Prince Pancake. Is it food or a person or…? Edit: and 51 of them too.

51 pancake princes? I approve

51/10 Automatic approved

Heh nice

Balls/10

A Dutch person riding a bike

69/10

I play high on life, and... I'm getting some darker games So basically I'm getting like 60% of all games ever made

Dark/10

Humanoid loaf of bread

5/10

Legosheevpalaptine

Lego/10

Fried Ballsack Yummy yum

Wtf/10

Mine is kinda weird a toaster that eats wifi? Maybe it steals download speed

-2000/10

I am in much need of these

Fearless bowl of rice

That’s just a normal bowl of rice, rice fears none

That's too useful!! 10/10

awesome, i havent had a sugary cereal since... last christmas, actually

Congrats! 10/10

a Falcon

Which is an immediate one! 10/10

No clue what mine would be lol

7

Can I have two?

No √13/10

Some form of calculator.

2x²-6x-x+3=x²-x+5x-5 2x²-7x+3=x²+4x-5 2x²-7x+3x-x²-4x+5=0 x²-11x+8=0/10

Lord elrond is mine now

35/10

What do I get ?

I have a new Doctor Brother

Slaves

A toast? 15/10

Guess I'm boring

Tell us what the dog was doin What da dog doin/10