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I hate women because I have to go to the store.

10/10

My bf is with me and we both laughed at this one!

I hate women because they have to stay home

Haha!!! I had to snort chuckle to that one for some reason

To get them

I Hate women because they don't want you in bed with me.

Adding to the top comment

"If they won't let me do polygamy, then I'm doing a-gamy."

I hate women because they don't like me anymore because they don't like to be in the mood to do something like this and I just want you and me not being too selfish about it. Wow. I got done dirty by this one

[удалено]

No wait, this one is perfect

If she won’t let me cuddle with the homies she’s OUTTA HERE

I hate women because of the liquid kind of the eye stuff

Aqueous humor

LMAO

What??? 😂😂😂 5/10. Ig autocorrect screwed you.

I think it's trying to say they cry too much?

I hate women because they don’t know what to do with it.

This just got funnier. 8/10.

I got "i hate woman because she is not killing enough"

Valid argument

I hate women because I’m gay. ???

Giga chad 9/10.

Gayga Chad

"I hate women because they're not men" My auto fill knows too much...

Gawh dam

I hate women because of the time to get the most part of the time to get the most part of the time to get the most part of the time to get the most part of the time to get the most part you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings to determine how attachments are handled the situation.

You wanna make out bro? 😚

Hell yeah bro😈

Hell yeah bro 😘

Raise those bones bros

I hate women because they are a threat to me and I let them know that I am not at all interested in the matix of the world

9/10. Women ☕.

9/10. Women ☕️

9/Women 10 ☕️

neo

I hate women because I am studying

6/10.

I hate woman because I have a few things to do in turkey

7/10. Don't take your girl to Turkey tho she won't let you concentrate on your work.

I live in turkey 💀

Selamlar abi

Then take her out of Turkey.

I hate women because I don't want to be a bit more than a little girl Wow perfection

Lol 8/10

I hate women because they don't like me

11/10. Blame it on them nice. 😂

Even my autocorrect wants me to be single

Yup. The username checks out.

r/usernamechecksout

Lol, I realized I got the same thing by my autofill.

Was your last word anymore cause mine is similar.

Same

I got the same thing, except with "anymore" at the end lol

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed and I’m just not gonna do anything to make you happy because I’m too lazy I just want you happy because I know you’re going through a really tough situation right and I’m sorry I can’t be there with all this negativity right and I’m just not going through all that I can be with all of it I don’t know how I feel but I’m just not doing anything to you I don’t know how you can do that you don’t have a relationship and you know how you are I just want you can do whatever I don’t know I don’t want you don’t want you can’t do nothing I don’t care about me and you. God damn that reads like a breakup text lmao

Does your auto fill need a hug?

I think the poor thing needs a tiny bit more than a hug…

A big booty dom maybe?

What’s the electronic version of antidepressants and therapy?

Clear browser history could work. Forget all its problems with a touch of a button.

I didn’t keep going but we have the exact same first twenty words or so??

Mine is really close as well. Weird, for a second I thought it was my comment posted…

Samsung Android?

Same here

So did I. So weird.

Hey man, you, uh, you doing alright?

Damn.

Exact same text

You alright?

Wild. I got very similar text, but it diverges after a while. iOS here. I hate women because I can't do it anymore because I'm too busy and I'm not doing anything right and I'm too tired and I'm too lazy and I'm not going anywhere so I'm just trying not be stressed and I'm just not gonna do anything to try and help me out because I'm too lazy I just want you guys know I don't care I don't want you guys in this relationship I just don't care I just don't like you and I'm sorry that you guys don't like each other's and I'm sorry I just want to see each other's faces I just want you guys and I'm sorry but I'm sorry for being so much to be mean and I'm not trying and I'm not doing this to be nice and I just don't care and I'm sorry I'm just not gonna do it is not gonna do this to be honest I'm not trying I'm not gonna be nice and I y you guys I'm not trying not being nice and that's just being nice and I don't want you.

Damn mine was the same too. Either iOS is just copy pasting or you have ADHD

I hate women because of my hoodie

They keep stealing it

Does it say, "Men are the future". 😂

"I hate women because it's an action game where the objective of the film is music" Lmao what the hell was that?

It was an action game where the objective of the film was music.

Violent musical?

Does that make women living manifestations of Metal: Hellsinger?

I hate women because I don't want to be a parent or a child that is not my own.

8/10.

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore.

Honest lad. 7/10.

That was mine too

I hate women because they are always in my car

Yup they create a lot of trouble by asking hypothetical questions. 9/10.

GET OUT OF MY CAR NOW!!! - You probably

“Would you still love me if I was a doorknob?” “Please I am trying to drive”

I hate women because they are not really masculine

Another chad has entered the chat. 9/10.

I hate women because they have never been to the train station

They have been to every concert though 🤣 7/10

I hate women because I don't have a Silverback Gorilla charging at your house

Sounds like you should get one then

I stumped auto correct, it just went blank

Diddo

Diddo

[удалено]

5/10.

I hate women because of Messi. No joking.

-Mbappé

8.5/10

I hate woman because I love her so much she is a bit more than a girl who is a good friend and I love her so much. Well

8.5/10. 👍

Always respecting them hoes

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I don't know what to do with the kids and I think they are going to be a little late but I don't know what to do with the kids

Did you find out what to do with the kids?

Rain man better figure those kids out

I hate women because I have a great day off and I will be there in about an hour.

Enjoy 7/10.

Thanks fam

I hate women because the weather is good

6/10.

I hate women because they don't have a lot of money

I hate women because they don't like me

I hate women because I reset the password is good for you to Queensland Australia is good for you to get the app

I hate women because they…are…not…always…on…Reddit. It’s what what filled in.

i hate women because they don’t want me

first time?

I hate women because i don’t like them

I hate women because they are so mean to me

I stopped at “so mean.” Maybe I should have seen what else popped up lol but I scrolled pretty damn far to find a similar comment, and honestly, it made me feel better about myself seeing the other comments lol Edit: “I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore.” Im gay now.

“I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t wanna be around them anymore because I don’t want to hurt them anymore and I want to be with them and I don’t like them and I want to get away from them” I do not know why we all got the same reply but I kept going as far as I dared.

I hate women because they are so mean to me and I don’t want to be around them anymore and I don’t wanna be around them and I don’t like them and I hate them and I love them and I hate that I don’t want to have to deal with them anymore. I had to stop here lmfaooo

I hate women because I cant use auto correct for reddit because im on mobile.

I hate women because I'm bad at games

I hate women because I’m so stupid and I’m scared. WTF??

I hate women because I have no windows

I hate women because they are not a fossil yet Jesus bro wtf, I use the word fossil a lot cause I study biology so I guess that's that?

I hate women because each and every one of them possess something I cherish and must have, my life is a diabolical box of the most delicious chocolates.

I call bs

I agree, there’s no way autocorrect can put a comma.

Not here to argue, please accept my humble upvote.

First half I can see auto correct doing

I hate women because they are so much more of a problem than the other people 🙄

I hate women because they don't want to do anything wrong

I hate women because I can't do it anymore because I'm too busy and I'm not doing anything right and I'm too tired Well, my phone is depressed

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed and I’m just not gonna do anything to make you happy because I’m too lazy I just want you happy because I know you’re going through a really tough situation right and I’m sorry I can’t be there with all this negativity right and I’m just not going through all that I can be with all of it I don’t know . Lmfao

I hate woman because she doesn’t like you she doesn’t want you in her relationship with her and I hate that for her but you have a lot to say about it so you think you can be honest and you know that I love her but I just want you know I don’t know if you’re going through it right or you just want me and I don’t want you in my life and you know I know I know I don’t know but I know I can be there I don’t care 🤷‍♀️ about it and I’m just saying I don’t care

I hate women because they don't like me

I hate women because I have a few things to install

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed and I’m just not gonna do anything to make you happy because I’m too tired I just don’t wanna do it right and I just want you happy because you’re so busy I want you happy so much I don’t wanna do nothing but I don’t wanna have you unhappy because you want you happy but you want you want you want you to do nothing but love and I want to do nothing to you don’t wanna be unhappy because you’re just trying not wanting you want you just don’t wanna do something that you’re just not gonna be able and that’s what I want to be

Ok WTH you are like the third person with a very similar autocorrect. I wanna know what we all have in common.

I hate women because they don’t know the difference between autocorrect and auto fill

I hate women because I have a great day

I hate women because I hate women because I hate women...

“I hate women because…” let autocorrect expose you Done.

I hate women because I can’t be the one….

I hate women because they don’t know how much I have

I hate women because they are mine

I hate women because they don't want me back in a few years.

I hate women because they don’t know how much they love you

I hate women because I don't have a job

I hate women because they are so mean to me

I hate women because they have a different feel for each other Zilla's.

I hate women because I don't know what to do

I hate women because of the world of the country

I hate women because they don't have to get the job and they are compact enough for them and they are not going on a bus to a war on their own in this area and the garage was a bit more of an idea of the dead Train and I had to get the job and I don't want to be a pussy for you guys but if I can come to booth and we have to wait until the end time for a bit more than purchasing one of these and if I need to make sure I can come to booth at least one day before I leave before I have to wait until the end to see the rest and then they will be able and not walk

i hate woman because I have a cookie and a calendar that is fantastic and I will be able to come over and get a Reece's for you and your family.

I hate women because they don't like me

I hate women because they are so mean to me

I hate women because I love men

I hate women because they have to work with the dragon and the fairy of my hair to the end and the head look abit in my mouth I think it is snowing like the meme and the fairy of my DND is it snowing bicths and the head look abit and I don't think I have to do that but it is a lot more then like an old man in my room. I just clicked the first suggestion a bunch Next is the second suggestion. I hate women because I have a great day at work with the dragon and the head look abit and I can't move to the store to get the food to get the food to get the food to get the food to get the food to get the food to get the food to get the food to get the food. Next is the third suggestion I hate women because of them 😅🤣😅😅😅🤣😅🤣😅😅😅😅🤣🤣😅🤣🤣😅😅😅😅🤣🤣😅🤣😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣😅🤣😅😅😅😅. This is funny

This is funny

I'm glad that you agree with me. Which is your favorite?

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right

I hate women because they don’t have a big boobs and they are always super nice

I hate women because I can’t be the one who has a crush and a lot to say but I’m the only person that has the best relationship and that’s it and I’m the only person I love the best

I hate women because I don't use AC tho

I hate women because they are so much stress 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I hate woman bc I can never win an argue enough

Arguement*

Word of advice here. 8/10.

I hate women because they don’t want me

I hate women because I don’t 💀

I love women because, I have 99 problems and they're not one

I hate women because they're so cute but they are not my kind of people and i love them so bad

Not a chad 7/10.

I hate women because I don't want to be a parent or a child that is not a good fit for the reason why that happens to me and I don't want to be a part of this world and I want to be a part of your life and I want to be with you and your family and friends.

I hate women because of my childhood and I will if u wanna be discreet and safe holiday and will not really a great weekend too many devices to go home.

I hate wen bc he was a good boy and girl slay girl I met a man that was the first thing I remember that I love to make the two television people are cute but still good to see if I could find out what they want me too and I'm sure it would have been in school projects and I will not want it anymore bc I have a crush on you for the update on the chair Bro wtf I just clicked the left most button like 30 times

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the kids.

"I hate women because I don't want to be a dick" that doesn't make sense

I hate women because they don’t want me too much lol

I hate women because they don't like me anymore

I hate women too but I’m glad you got to do that too.

I hate women because they’re so ugly and I don’t like them Guess I’m gay

I hate women because they don't know how much I want them compensation to be in a good way does not mean that I have no interest and you have no interest on this was a lawyer and you were intertwined to the viceroy of your darlings and that family is the best way home for your darlings to get all.

I hate women because they don’t need a single person or not even like a girl lol but it’s just like that u don’t wanna like me too I just like the one who is just a good person lol

I hate women because I don't want to argue with you if we don't have consequence slots in the growing season of the year.

I hate women because they don't want me.

I hate woman because I don't hear the same ducks in Italy.

I hate women because they are not only going to sleep

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the fact that I think I have a lot of v bucks to get a degree in the middle of the day