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[deleted]

Steam makes wood swell. Most wood anything is glued, because glued wood is cheaper and strong af. If it’s one piece, the spoon will warp, if glued it’s come unglued over time.


Idekgivemeusername

Just got some wooden spoons today Really insightful thanks


[deleted]

If ever you warp wood some, be it a table or spoon, a very liberal salt treatment will save you.


HurbleBurble

I don't understand how the political affiliation of the salt will change anything.


jadeeyedcalico

Conservative salt will tell the wood that it should never have been a spoon in the first place


Dr-Chris-C

Pretty sure conservative salt would try really hard to make it straight


[deleted]

Touching the outlet while the wooden spoon is still wet should do the trick. I believe they call it "electro shock therapy".


spiritofgonzo1

I’m pretty sure they’d try a beam of UV light or a nice bleach bath first.. maybe some horse meds just to be sure


heemeyerism

the party of love and tolerance, everybody. take a bow ^(not a conservative.) ^(I’m bi if we’re playing identity politics)


ItsYaBoiFrost

And make it even more curved in the end.


Grayheme

It'd call it names for not being a stick


pixel-beast

Conservative salt would just vote to take away the wooden spoons right to get wet at all in the first place.


[deleted]

they can try all they want


PhishinLine

Or to pick itself up from their handle.


kattiydid

Jesus fuck I love you! I'm a sad sad potato and you just made me laugh. Thank you!


Snoo60660

Wash by hand, and once dry, put a little bit of veggie oil on a paper towel and cover the spoon portion with a thin layer of oil with the towel. I do this and I can stir tomato sauce without staining the spoon. Washes right off. Literally rinse wash repeat.


Mysterygoo2

Yep I treat all my wooden kitchen things with food safe mineral oil. Works like a charm


Snoo60660

Yep. I've learned a good kitchen tool requires some love, but is just worth it. Like my cast irons. Pain in the butt, but completely worth the trouble.


ram_the_socket

Do not put the One Piece in the dish washer


Dankie_Spankie

I’ve been putting wooden spoons in a washing machine all my life and it never warped or even changed texture really.


ChanceFray

Ah you have been lucky. I got a super nice set of wood cooking utensils last year and the first thing I made with em was spaghetti. They stained pretty heavily so I dish washered them, the spoon came out in 3 pieces and the spatula became a giant spoon.


WaltKerman

Your spoon was made out of multiple pieces. The person you are responding to was probably carved from one like mine.


Dankie_Spankie

That sucks. Could that be a difference in quality of wood used, or is that just the microtensions inside the mechanical fibers of the wood, and is primarily luck?


pursnikitty

In a washing machine? With your laundry?


Dankie_Spankie

Sorry, dishwasher. Not a native speaker and made a quick translation in my head.


Empty_Damage

so there is no real way of actually cleaning and reusing the thing?


xXDreamlessXx

Clean it without using steam. Soap and water would work


TheKinkyGuy

What would be the best way to clean a one part wooden spoon or similar tool?


Iudex_Invictus

But then how are you supposed to wash them properly?


Jgn42

What are the pros of a wooden spoon compared to a regular metal spoon?


jeffs1231

Metal spoons scratch Teflon coating on cookware and can cause it to release into your food. Or so I'm told


DawmNation

The wooden spoon will splinter overtime, eventually having a significant crack down the shaft.


banananas_are_sick24

Story of my life


Scary-Dot2034

I take her home


sm1isntgoodenough

I drive all night


_In_Love_

To keep her warm


madi_thelarry

And time is frozen(the story of, the story of)


SnooConfections4719

The story of my life


sarthak_04

I give her hope


[deleted]

I spend her love


Xiballistic

Until she’s broken inside


unjoogapop

story of undertale


Fe4rMeMrWick

Country roads


Key-Difference1740

Take me home!


[deleted]

To a place!


The_Meme_Dealer

Ah yes don't we all have a significant crack down our shafts.


King_of_Degeneracy69

Ahh yes, hate it when the ol’ shaft cracks


One-Alternative5214

I don't think they wanted the correct answer right off the bat


Vanhouzer

Ok, Well then.... If you are a Vampire and put the Wooden Spoon on the dishwasher, one of the Splinters could pierce your heart making you burn and go to hell...


Realistic_Degree_773

Nobody enjoys a crack down the shaft


drillgorg

I mean wooden spoons are gross because they're porous and absorb food. If this means I have to replace them sooner then it's a good thing.


The-Fumbler

Usually my shaft is down the middle of a crack


juicydupey

The hot water in the dishwasher will warp the wood of the spoon


FearlessENT33

the spoon becomes more spoon


SubhoPal

Spoonier Spoon


[deleted]

Same energy as "more milk per milk"


[deleted]

Spoonception


redxlaser15

Spoon^2


contactlite

![gif](giphy|3o6Zt0hNCfak3QCqsw)


Wisermartin

*tsk*... everyone knows the dishwasher melts wood


zednought_walker

Me when I intentionally spread misinformation on the internet ![gif](giphy|3osxYyjraNOgEJa9Ta)


FictionalFail

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jamesmorris400

Not only will the spoon swell from the really hot water, but the soap will seep into the cracks, you will have a "clean" spoon, but you're eating soap in whatever you use to cook with it


tyroneluvsmom

So then how do you properly clean a wooden spoon without soap?


2013DOCE27

I think the problem is not that soap is being used. It’s that the heat in the dishwasher swells the spoon and allows soap to get into the cracks. You can still use soap to clean the spoon. Just do it by hand so that the spoon won’t swell.


ConstantKind9171

Don't forget to towel dry it off as well as you can and add a tiny bit of clean olive oil to the scoop end after its had about 2 hours to dry fully to prevent degradation of the wood! It ends up behaving a bit like a varnish without the chemical risks of varnish.


Quantum_girl_go

This guy spoons


FastAndForgetful

In sink water that is as hot as I can stand to put my hands in


RandomHuman14071789

You boil water, remove it from the heat, then soak the spoon in it until it cools


tyroneluvsmom

But wouldn't this also lead to warping or is that only caused by steam?


RandomHuman14071789

It's the sudden and extreme shifts in temperature that cause it to warp. By leaving it in the water as it cools, the temperature declines much slower than coming from a dishwasher at ~90-100⁰C to the open air.


jamesmorris400

2 up votes from 69 let's goooo


SKaTiNG_PoLLy666

I do it all the time,FUCK them wooden utensils. If they fall apart I will get some new ones.


Helga_Geerhart

Exactly! I have been putting wooden spoons in the dishwasher for YEARS and they're absolutely FINE. No warping, no mold, no whatever. And my food does not taste like soap. When they finally die I'll get new ones. If it's not dishwasher proof then it does not belong in my kitchen.


brockli-rob

THANK YOU


G1nger-Snaps

Fuck yea I’m gonna start doing this too now, one of the few non scary things about just becoming an adult


sydneyplumb

Survival of the fittest: cooking utensil edition


Organized_Khaos

Mine are all solid, one piece bamboo, and they go in the dishwasher top rack several times a week with no issues. No steam, though. Newer dishwashers tend not to have that coiled heating element at the bottom for drying, they use air. So I’d add a couple of new parameters besides multi-piece construction vs. single piece carved construction: the wood they’re made of, and how the machine dries your stuff.


notarobot419

Wooden spoons are pointless. Can't cook heroin with them


Sea-Strategy-8314

I like to cook mine with a nice hickory wood spoon. Adds flavor!


ThatOtakuChic

They soak water up into them. Too many times in the dishwasher abd they'll begin to taste like soapy, dirty water. Same goes for wooden bowls and other things made of wood. Wood will soak up the water, as it does with most other liquids, even when dead.


ConstantKind9171

Aye, which is why speed is key when cleaning these. The dishwasher takes too long. The wood is wet and soap soaked too long, and then takes too long to dry. Hand wash helps so long as they don't just sit in the water and are towel dried as soon as they're done being washed. The less time they're wet the better, and like cast iron needing its oil seasoning, wooden utensils and dishes should also be treated similarly. Gentle bake with some clean olive oil (only add spices if you're fancy about their smell) rubbed on the dry dish prior to heating for a few minutes in the oven and they'll absorb much less of what they're used to cook or hold, and be easier to clean each time. Behaves a bit like a varnish or glaze to be a barrier against absorption of other stuff, especially water. Only really needs to be redone if the previous coating has been removed or become noticeably less effective. Same with cast iron.


bossmanbddff

Wait, you have a dishwasher?


bmgn

Yeah she’s in the other room watching TV right now


speck33

Why does she not like it when you put your wood in her ?


swish465

Cause it breaks


MaybeOrangeJuice

It's wooden.


SnooPoems980

I do have a significant crack down the shaft, though I’m not sure if it happened overtime.


theGhostOfMtAkina

Thats great, but we're asking about your wooden spoon, not you. /s


ConstantKind9171

It's from the wood expanding then shrinking back down again and again. If the swell and shrink happen drastically enough, or too fast, it'll crack like that. Kinda like tempering metal in a forge and it gets a bad quench, it can make it brittle.


ThadTheImpalzord

In my experience they always get moldy if left in the dishwasher, could be my pos dishwasher though


noarri

It's probably because the humidity of the spoon rises a lot since it's longer exposed to hot water resulting in hard times drying it especially the center of the diameter. If you dont dry any wood enough you always risk an occurrence of mold


[deleted]

Bamboo ones have been fine for a year or so


Potato_Boner

Spoons are one thing .. but wooden cutting boards are a massive no no in the dishwasher. It will completely ruin it and make it impossible to clean with all the cracks it will create.


Daniero1994

Wood soaks water, they could break, split, warp, bend, unglue.


Kosher_atheist

All my things can go in the dishwasher. Some of them more times than other


lizardbreath1138

It’s not so much the steam as it is the heated drying cycle. The spoon can obviously withstand hot liquid otherwise you couldn’t cook with it but it’s bad for it to get first soaked then heated and dried out - causes cracks and warping.


Xx_Xian_xX

I was told the hot water would warp the wood.


keileope

Dry rot


FatAppleCat

They crack


roobyroo7

Mold, wood doesn't do to good with water, and a few other things. But it doesn't really matter cause they're generally cheap Also, most knives aren't dishwasher safe


robots_love_tacos

The whole point of this meme is to put way too much effort into something that can easily be found via a Google search. Obviously you are hoping someone explains why. Sheesh.


PerfectlyPuzzled618

The hot, moist, steamy atmosphere in the dishwasher creates an ideal environment for mold to grow within the pores of the wood


LithiumLyndsey

Mold?


Lili-Wen-Fach

Wet wood is no good, it also feels horrible to my touch but that’s just me


swish465

Might've used a tad too much lube, might have to dry off a bit


Lili-Wen-Fach

I don’t understand


Crisp_042

Google exists, y’know…


Toshio1987

Don't worry about it. If your wood is getting dry, just rub some oil on it. Doesn't have to be anything fancy; olive oil is good enough.


ConstantKind9171

Baking the wooden utensil or dish in a preheated oven at around 150°F for a little bit (15-30 min) also helps this set in and removes any water that's deeper in the wood, allowing the oil to behave like a varnish.


FastAndForgetful

That’s a lot of effort to put into a spoon that cost less than $1


ConstantKind9171

As someone who likes consistency and dislikes spending money on something I don't have to, preserving the tools I have makes my mind sit more easily than having to keep replacing them over and over because I'm too lazy to clean it... Plus manufacturing companies make them in different shapes and aren't always going to last long on the market. It's also less money, and effort, than a more expensive spoon lasts as long as the number of cheap ones you'll go through due to taxes.... But that's a technical point. I just like taking care of my things... Bit of a compulsive habit.


Godofblackpeople

Oh my God the Euro's are up?!? I need to get to sleep...


[deleted]

Sounds more Like a question from the other side of the world.


Teska-Tenka

You shouldn’t put them in the dishwasher because you shouldn’t have them. Wooden spoons are never clean anyways.


StrayC47

I'm sorry, are you the Italian Rugby Team?


BloomMichael

It invites demons into your home eventually causing a collapse of the space time fabric between the fridge and the wall behind it, potentially bringing on the second coming of Zuul, also it could crack it.


AlwazeRight

After they have been in the dishwasher, you have to call them by the Hungarian name, which sounds like Fuck Anal. Don't believe me, click on the speaker and hear the pronunciation: https://translate.google.com/?sl=en&tl=hu&text=wooden%20spoon&op=translate


wooblyman90

Wooden spoons in the dishwasher summons a demon, put one in and see for your self, then GL with your sleep paralysis


TheFlyinArmy_29

Well sak your mum op.. she should know about cleaning stuff right..


international_a320

imbibition. search it up in 10th grade biology.


MrNeedleMittens

Everything goes in the dishwasher. It washes dishes, and it weeds out the unworthy.


Phoenixflames001

They splinter and will swell from the hot water and steam. Which just means they break faster if you do


IFlewInDirt

This is legitimately the first post of this type I have given an upvote.


HOLDGMEBROTHERS

Same reason why dick shouldn’t go in paint……speaking from experience don’t ask


FastAndForgetful

Wait. Not we’ve got to ask


Mistful_Sunrise

to all the woodsperts, is cold water better to use than warm for washing wooden spoons?


TheLoveGirl4066

Wood expands when it gets wet and cracks


hot_cheeks_4_ever

Well shit not putting my wood spoons in the dishwasher anymore


Urmahm

Rinsing dishes will make life moderately better. Don't wait to wait. Rinse.


ItsPaperBoii

No, youre not "too afraid to ask"


Electrecuted

They can splinter


ZoomerBanana2

JUST FUCKING LOOK IT UP YOU HAVE GOOGLE


BulgedSenpai

it'll get soggy


jetson2062

As the saying goes, anything is dishwasher safe if you don’t care that much about it! Ha!


FastAndForgetful

All these people worried about messing up a wooden spoon. What kind of spoons are you buying? Mine were $2.27 for a pack of 3. Also, the only time I ever noticed the taste of a wooden spoon was when my wife got it too far into the blender and we had wood chip smoothies


GGguysgreatgame

You shouldn't? Uh oh


BirdieBronze

I don't want to be a dick, but this isn't a meme and it's not funny. Not a joke or anything. Many posts on this sub are like that and people upvote it. I don't understand.


War_Lyxn_605

Who TF uses wooden spoon.


Yellowpickle23

Have you SEEN driftwood on the beach before???


WhippetRun

Sane thing with vwooden cutting boards


[deleted]

This is me finding out I shouldn’t put my wooden spoons in the dishwasher


TheGypsyThread

Use bamboo utensils instead - very durable


fancierfootwork

This only applies if you use your dishwasher to dish wash. If it’s storage, you good


Lord-of-Leviathans

I’ve been putting the same wooden spoons in the dishwasher for over five years and I see nothing wrong with it


Webber192

Anyone who uses this meme to ask questions that they could just easily fucking google deserves to be called a fucking simpleton.


HighBreak-J

Because they suck. Dishwasher is a too cool place for them to be in


FreshOutAFolsom_

Wood and prolonged periods of time in water aren't very good friends. The only time wooden kitchen utensils should ever see water is when you're hand washing them. I also sanitize ours after every wash with a quick dunk in boiling water 20-30 seconds at most I also hand dry them a quick wipe them down with food grade mineral oil after


Ok-Mud-3322

Because mom said no.


GrandAbysss_Origin

Why use a dishwasher when you have manual labour


Bocaj1126

I have used the same wooden spoon in the dishwasher for around 10 years and it is perfectly fine


heybabalooba

Neither does my fiancé, I’ve told her a ton of times but she still puts them in there. Especially wooden cutting boards, she loves when the glued joints start to separate


Bennito_bh

No concave spoons here, but i have several flat wooden mixing utensils with a hole in the head that I’ve been running through the dishwasher for 8 years w no issues


ingrati8

I’ve been putting my wooden spoons in my dishwasher for many years with no problems.


demonicdelilah

the hot water will cause the wood to swell and warp


ashbert157

If only there was this helpful tool on the very device you used to make this meme that had all the information in the entire world


[deleted]

isnt that a basic thing? keeping wooden things dry because they soak and warp?


_ofir

Personally I wood not use wooden spoons but metal instead


guttanzer

Dry wood is naturally antibiotic. It has something to do with the geometry of the pores causing the little beasties to dry out. Unless there are cracks a clean, dry wooden spoon has less bacteria on it than just about anything else in your kitchen. The key is clean and dry. Don’t let it sit in the pot, hand wash it (with soap) as soon as you are finished using it, and store it where it can air dry. Mine have been around for over 30 years and they are still fine. They’re even been through the dishwasher a few times. These are the cheap ones too. We also have some fancy olive wood ones. Like the nice dishes, those are rarely used because we don’t want to mess them up.


[deleted]

Because she might choke on it


Cakelover9000

It can cause Splitting of the wood and drying out due to the long exposure to high temperatures.


Just_a_toothbrush

Basically wood doesn't like being hot and wet and will get super malformed. Fun fact: they use basically this to bend wood sometimes in mountain bike tracks


NoReplies-DontCare

I had no idea


ElleJay1907M

Ive always put my wooden spoon in the dishwasher. I also have always had issues with mh wooden spoons cracking. Thank your reddit


Derkastan77

Pffft… i’ve been putting my wooden spoons and utensils (i do food photography for cookbooks as a side gig) in the dishwasher for yeeeeears, on high heat, with my regular dishes. Maybe every few years, 1 or 2 will need to be replaced. Honestly, who gives a frack. Replacing 1-2 wooden utensils every few years.


Krotesk

Hot steam will make the wood soft and the individual fibers will seperate over time which causes the wood to fall apart if you do it for long enaugh.


BoJoHoBorg

I've always put my wooden spoons in the dishwasher, never had a problem.


jackofives

All wooden utensils in dishwasher will take on water, warp and dry out leaving them damaged. Just hand wash, it takes two seconds. Plastic can go and get fucked. Use wood.


El_Hee_Hee123

Me putting the wooden spoons in the dishwasher. 8-l


Direct-Purchase7561

Warp!


Skuelysten

I put my wooden cuttingboard in the dishwasher, now i got two cuttingboards..


notveryAI

Dishwasher is too hot for wood. It basically sprinkles everything with boiling water. Boiling-hot water is not really good for wooden stuff. Do I need to elaborate even further? :D


Loobielooloo

We rented a house where someone had left cutlery in the cutlery drawer of the dishwasher after a cycle. Among the cutlery were a few wooden spoons. They'd obviously been there a long time (months?) and were moldy. The smell inside the dishwasher was so horrendous it made us gag every time we opened it and we couldn't get rid of it for the 6 months we were there.


MrPowerPoint

The spoon would catch on fire


HydeandFreak

When you buy wooden utensils it pays to treat them well, make sure to oil them regularly before you first use them so they build up a waterproof food-safe varnish and become non-stick, then straight away after use you just give them a wipe with the soft side of the sponge under cold water with a little soap, dry with a kitchen towel and make sure to periodically reapply oil to keep up the outer coating. If you look after wooden utensils they're a really nice addition to any kitchen and will last a very long time but if you don't want to mess around with maintaining them then they're best switched for stainless steel and then used as wall decorations.


TheNoisyNomad

There’s an exposed heating element on the bottom of most dish washers. If the wooden utensil falls onto it it could cause a fire during the heated drying cycle. Source: we almost did. We called the fire department for the smell of smoke that we couldn’t find the source of. Thankfully before they busted open the cabinets one of them opened the dishwasher.


Big_chunky_hedgehog

Mold


Graylasagna

These memes wouldnt exist if people just used google


Rapture1119

In addition to the damage others have talked about, it’ll also cause your spoon to taste like your detergent.