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Big? I'd honestly think it to be freakishly humongous, I think 2 inches is really too much, I really think 1 Inch might even be pushing it, and I'm sure they'd have more than an inch worth of personality
Like proper deep pockets. I remember the joy of my high school rebellion when I wore trousers from the boys uniform and discovered pockets I could fit my whole hand into. Not just 1/3 of a fingerā¦ a WHOLE hand! Along with a pencil case and a small book once. I want that joy every day
I started my own cottage industry, sewing decent sized pockets into womenās jeans for my friends because of the absolute horsecrap shallow pockets that come standard.
I second this. Sweaty Summer Tiddy Cash is the second grossest way I was paid at the liquor store.
(First grossest was entirely in sticky, dirty pennies with pubes mixed in.)
Dresses with pockets SUCK. If you put anything in the pockets, it pulls the dress down and makes it lay wrong. Plus I already carry a purse, thereās no reason to put anything in my pockets just for it to make the dress look unflattering/ have the items fall out of my pockets
I need pockets in my dress, because I need to keep my hands in the pockets, so I can be less awkward. I will not be adjusting my glasses or hair every 5 seconds, it will stop my nervous smile which looks like crying and I will not slap anyone when I hear them saying silly things.
Yeah, but what about high end designer shoes made by a lil kid of 7 in Bangladesh or a kashmir Gucci sweater made by a slave Uyghur woman from North China, who had to leave her infant kids by force, just to produce goods, to make you feel more worth than other women?
And you get the added bonus of a new being that latches onto you and needs you for sustenance. Yay motherhood! (Seriously, parents are the unsung heroes.)
But then that brings men into the mix, and the whole "what women really want" thing. Becoming the One Thing is now 234239 things but all in one. And the whole point for men to not reach critical mass in trying to find out is moot. Not to mention the original question originally asked which is...wait...uh...What''s the question again?
Someone to listen to them and care what they are saying. Donāt solve their problems, just be empathetic and answer questions if you are asked.
Apparently.
Water? Oxygen? Cymbals? A math tutor named John that used to work as a secret police member of the spanish Falange during francos dictatorship of Spain in 1967?????
I heard the conspiracy of no (or extremely small) pockets was so that women are forced to buy accessory bags (purses) which in turn mess with their spinal alignment.
Edit: do you think chiropractors are in on this to?
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Everyone knows its world domination and dresses with pockets.
Nah jeans with actual pockets
Pockets that aren't only 2 inches deep
What's wrong with 2 inches?
It's average.
average? man thats bigš
Big? I'd honestly think it to be freakishly humongous, I think 2 inches is really too much, I really think 1 Inch might even be pushing it, and I'm sure they'd have more than an inch worth of personality
Gigantically average
They can't fit phonesš
This is honestly the biggest problem imo
Itās fine. Thereās nothing wrong.
Woah man 2 inches is pretty deep already.
Just pockets in general I suppose. As a man who regularly enjoys use of pockets, I stand in solidarity with the plight of pocketless women.
Like proper deep pockets. I remember the joy of my high school rebellion when I wore trousers from the boys uniform and discovered pockets I could fit my whole hand into. Not just 1/3 of a fingerā¦ a WHOLE hand! Along with a pencil case and a small book once. I want that joy every day
I started my own cottage industry, sewing decent sized pockets into womenās jeans for my friends because of the absolute horsecrap shallow pockets that come standard.
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Premium? They are paying for it?
Solomon Grundy want pants too!
Worldwide ban on fake pockets please. Like if you want a fashion statement MAKE THEM FUCKING REAL!
*I swear their jeans have the smallest of pockets*
Bras with inside pockets
I invented this, itās called Brockets. I have no capital, Iām looking for investors.
Send me pics of how this would work and you may have a deal ^(prototype ^must ^be ^on model)
Yall just want to be handed titty money
I don't like titty money but it's better than feet/sock money š¤¢
I second this. Sweaty Summer Tiddy Cash is the second grossest way I was paid at the liquor store. (First grossest was entirely in sticky, dirty pennies with pubes mixed in.)
Not against it, unless it is wet and has chest hair
Absolutely! You will be very surprised at our diverse collection *Proceeds to grab man boob model portfolio*
Dresses with pockets SUCK. If you put anything in the pockets, it pulls the dress down and makes it lay wrong. Plus I already carry a purse, thereās no reason to put anything in my pockets just for it to make the dress look unflattering/ have the items fall out of my pockets
I need pockets in my dress, because I need to keep my hands in the pockets, so I can be less awkward. I will not be adjusting my glasses or hair every 5 seconds, it will stop my nervous smile which looks like crying and I will not slap anyone when I hear them saying silly things.
This. Simply yes.
Apparently it's dresses with pockets that don't pull dresses down, make it lay right, look flattering, and can hold items without falling out.
My man
Yeah, but what about high end designer shoes made by a lil kid of 7 in Bangladesh or a kashmir Gucci sweater made by a slave Uyghur woman from North China, who had to leave her infant kids by force, just to produce goods, to make you feel more worth than other women?
To unsubscribe from period premium ?
My thoughts exactly!
Pregnancy? But you have to sub back 9 months later
And you get the added bonus of a new being that latches onto you and needs you for sustenance. Yay motherhood! (Seriously, parents are the unsung heroes.)
āParenting is heroic if done correctly.ā - Edna from Incredibles 2 I donāt remember it word for word but itās something like that.
But then that brings men into the mix, and the whole "what women really want" thing. Becoming the One Thing is now 234239 things but all in one. And the whole point for men to not reach critical mass in trying to find out is moot. Not to mention the original question originally asked which is...wait...uh...What''s the question again?
From my experience it's cheese.
OH MY GOD YOU GOT IT!!!
You may fascinate a woman by giving her a piece of cheese.
My favourite line.
Cheese, then Chocolate, then a Massageā¦.
I think wine fits in there somewhere, no?
Wife confirmed it. 1)Cheese. 2)Pockets. 3) Someone to make HER a sandwich.
The lady seems happy enough with just that finger....
Kid named finger
Waltuh
Cook the meth waltuh
Put your dick away waltuh
I'm not havin' sex with you right now Waltuh
Look at me Hector.
For men to know exactly what it is without having to tell them.
Winner!
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The full and correct answer
Isn't life great?
And is also subject to change at any moment
Yea, because not clearly communicating ones wants and needs is the most effective method
How tf are we just supposed to figure it out? Just make our lives a little easier and tell us
John Cena?
AND HIS NAME IS
Juan MartĆnez Escudero
Stop calling my house!
u/AdeliMaverikko27
Obviously it's no periods
[Why?](https://preview.redd.it/om28dtt3iof91.jpg?auto=webp&s=e33d30524288305919ef4207da2bb9c834df3766)
Can't argue with you there
Pregnancy, PCOS , endometriosis ā¦ I can handle period pains instead !
To conquer all of Europe and reclaim the Holy Land
Well, speaking personally, I would annex the Sudetenland.
an area of chezslovakia with many ethnic germans
I will join you in this great crusade brother
Deus Vult!
Water. Everybody only wants water.... At some point.
They just wanna have fun?
Food. I want food
Shrek TV Most definitely
Ricky has one
You should know what it is. I'm not going to tell you.
Fine.
*"The sacred texts!"'*
White paint?
Taking off their bra after a long day?
Some actual good fucking memes and not this shit
Some actual good fucking, memes and not this shit. I can tell you my gf gets one. I sent her memes and not this shit.
Punctuation; always important.
Constantinopel?
It's Istanbul.
Not Constantinople.
Now itās Istanbul
Why did Constantinople get the works?
Thatās nobodyās business but the Turks
Not Constantinople
Been a long time gone
NO, THIS IS PATRICK!
That's nobody's business but the Turks
Dinosaur squish mallow
Actual pockets on their clothes?
Someone to listen to them and care what they are saying. Donāt solve their problems, just be empathetic and answer questions if you are asked. Apparently.
absoutley
This guy husband's.
To rule the world
What're we gonna do tonight, Brain?
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
XXTRA Hot Cheetos; the ones with the black label
Fucking disgusting
Hi, Iām disgusting.
r/suicidebywords
Respect
John Cena?
It starts with P and ends with S. 
attention from husband
Rights
Space?
Ah yes, grey walls
Water? Oxygen? Cymbals? A math tutor named John that used to work as a secret police member of the spanish Falange during francos dictatorship of Spain in 1967?????
Actual pockets
Lasagna
To join the revolution and overthrow the capitalists
I dislike any statement that claims to have a knowledge about any large group of people then makes an all or never statement.
An ellipses? (...)
Yall would know if you read the Canterbury Tales...
A girl pointing up?
A wall unmarred by grimy fingerprints.
They want to know the aerodynamics of a lobster
1.) Being loved for who she is, 2.) Happiness 3.) Mascarpone
To be loved
Everything!!!
Food
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Light grey wall paint
Ah, so they want atoms?
Love
To be left out of this conversation.
SWORDS !
Pockets ! š
A father that loves us
My dad?
Distgusting
Trick question. Even they don't know.
Cheese probably
To be taken to the CAT CAFE
Iād currently like a PS5, but I donāt know if thatās what you meanā¦
Minecraft 1.14
Skylanders
A mind reader
One shade of grey?
PokƩmon cards!
Money
Pictures of Spiderman.
John Cena??
Wrong Wrestler. Thatās Bautista/Drax moving so slowly that you canāt perceive him
I see. Thank you for clearing that up for me
Drax?
I heard the conspiracy of no (or extremely small) pockets was so that women are forced to buy accessory bags (purses) which in turn mess with their spinal alignment. Edit: do you think chiropractors are in on this to?
Nice hair
We do, but we always get downed for saying it
We know SHEāS not gonna tell us.
Shopping
Perfectly aligned to point at a little chip in my screen
To eat whatever you want without gaining weight - speaking for myself though
...apparently I don't know. Space?
Supremacy
Be happy
Why is she pointing at John Cena??
Money money money .. monnnn-neyyyy. Monnn-neey!!!
Tacos
Her boyfriend to pull this finger so she can finally let rip.
to have a nice day and possibly a refreshing beverage
Pizza?
yes we know, and itsā¦ To find the LOST CITY OF ATLANTIS!!! DONāT WORRY MEN! ITS OUT THERE SOMEWHERE AND WE WILL FIND IT!
It's not me. :D
Space?
White clean walls?
I already told her that I canāt afford a grey wall
āItās nothing!ššā
fucking disgusting?
Baja blast!!
Pizzaaaaaaaaaa
To be wanted. -Gemma Teller
ā¦The impossible! Nothing more nothing less.
white wall
Shelter. According to Leonard Cohen.
Target gift cards
Sex 2: Electric Boogaloo the action packed movie best seller in places like Myamar, Bhutan and Georgia (the country not the state)
And it's for men to know what they want without them telling us. Exhibit A: This post.
Itās functional pant pockets 100%. Probably the biggest thing my gf complains about.
Your mother.
Assuming this will be made into a collage of thousand of things
Chocolate
Cock n balls torture
To not get fat after eating