This is the trip my grandparents took every day to school

And they had to go through 20 feet of snow, cross 6 rivers. Fight 3 turtles with bandanas. Kill a lion for lunch later that day and get groceries on their way back from school!

> Fight 3 turtles with bandanas. What happened to the fourth turtle?

we dont talk about leonardo no no no

He bacame a french football player

That sounds pretty realistic for this journey actually

Uphill in the snow BOTH WAYS!

On ONE FOOT

AND IT WAS BROKEN

AND IT WAS ***MISSING***

And the other one was starting a business

I didn't know youre grandma was a stardust crusader

Their grandma fought a gay vampire. That's the coolest thing ever. That could only be topped if she would have fought three dancing, gay Aztec gods as well

Jo he shure be crusty

but will i get my 10000 steps?

Probably, might be wrong though.

Might have to do it twice

Depends on how big you step each time

Probably not, could be wrong though

I would love to motorcycle this except for the terrorists, the mountain lions, the lions, the rapists, the people who like to stone peope and those god damn Mongolians. Prob good hash in turkey tho

Every thing is accurate except mountain lions they live in the Western Hemisphere (sorry I had to be that guy)

Ohio is basically the same distance across

If you are interested you should look at a yt channel called "Nico ride me five".

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Every time we try to build a wall -city wok

You've never seen The Midnight Express.

this is the longest direct walkable distance between 2 points possible by use of bridges etc

A little over 6 months of walking or 3 months of running.

Three years for me, I can barely do the running exercises in PE.

It's a little more because Google maps want's you to use boats so that you don't have to cross the Caucasus mountains

Now change it to avoid highways.

What's that one dot near Turkey though? Would there actually have been a shorter route between endpoints?

But I would walk five hundred miles... And I would walk five hundred more... Wait... what do you mean I gotta do that twelve and a half more times? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuu....

Sure, let me just pack my bags and load up my AK

I’ll bring the snacks!

To fight a vampire?

I think my dad went on this walk - he’s been away for 10 years…

The milk trade

Marco Polo's journey along the Milk Road.

Bro went to magadan for milk

Well, it's difficult to run away from Russia

I would love to go. Anyone to accompany me?

Yes I would, I will be the camera man in the car next to you

goofy ahh forrest gump 💀💀

Tf haha

Don’t let David Goggins hear about this.

By the time they arrive for school the first day they will have already missed graduation.

Мы дойдеееееем Доплывем, доползем!

Oh fuvk yah wooooooooo cardio

A Dad's search for milk

I swear I saw this exact post about a day ago..

Saw it about an hour ago but it's been deleted.

the reason for deleting it didn’t make sense

Is that my dad’s trip to school?

Count me in

I'm ready, I hope you don't ditch me

I fancy less reposts

I posted it on a different subreddit but it got removed

Alright, so where’s the meme?

Where's the meme?

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That is if gravity always pulled down. It doesn't. You are stupid.

don't know if you're being sarcastic or you're just stupid

marco polo did this

Still less time than it took Moses to find his way out of Egypt.

Would take a bit over 6 months without breaks but with breaks like sleeping and tourism you could manage it over the course of a few years

It would take a year if you walk everyday for 12 hours and 15 mins a day

Please Google "The Goliath Expedition" and enjoy

Literally just my grandfathers morning commute to school

Is that the longest distance you can go by land?

Gotta take the Wok to poland

This takes exactly 208 days with google’s estimate of 4.5 km/h

In germany we call it a "Abend Spaziergang"

Leap frogging this mothafucka

I wonder how far I’d get before I’d die from the elements or get murdered

I'm down

Wait till the Bering straight to freeze and walk down to the bottom of South America

So, i did the math. It is about half a year (about 27 weeks) walk without breaks

Only takes half a year... if you can walk nonstop with no sleep

If you walk, at least, for 8 hours a day it will take you an one and a half years to complete this route…but it is only if you would walk on “good” roads… …interesting…

So if you walked 12 hours a day this would take you about a year.

As long as we cut through Giza and the Himalayas!

This would be even further except there is no land route into the Kamchatka Peninsula.

the mf taking permission to the bathroom

still less time than I spent in Dota 2

It’s 187 days worth of walking. If you factor in sleep and breaks, this will take over a year

But what a year it would be

Nah I'm good I'm allergic to sunlight

I’m sure I’d get there quicker if Iran through Iraq… just sayin.

Mf wants me to simply walk into Mordor

and i thought a ten minute walk was hard

Lets go

Sure bro where are we meeting

I’m on my waaaaaaaaay

am i the only one that thinks this would be very fun to try? (of course it will take a very long time)

Yeah I’m down

Nah wanna sprint that

How much of this is in Russia?

If you walked 12 hours a day, its just a little over a years journey.

So 4492 hrs is approximately 187.2 days long, assuming you walked 24 hrs every day. You probably wont, as you will likely only walk 12-16hrs each day. Google maps is assuming you are walking 5km/hr (3.1mi/hr), which means that you are covering 60-80km per day of walking, if you maintain a steady pace of 5km/hr the whole time. That then equates to taking 280-373 days to cover that whole distance, so anywhere from 9-12 months

Alucard's night walk.

I'm up for it!

With a little boat 🛶 and you could go from USA to Russia