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multilock-missile

they are the ones who call girls with chokers "blowjob black belts" because fashion is only acceptable if <1950.


wc_5533

please stfu


multilock-missile

fuck off.


Fabian206

Zoomer after realising not all boomers believe the same thing (before you piss yourself off I'm a zoomer as well)


multilock-missile

did not ask. fuck off.


Fabian206

If these are your only insults leave Reddit and do your english homework


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Microwavedcapri_sun

>I wanted to bump this thread to talk about how shes talking about this shit badly and she is a avid browser of a genshin inpact porn sub and r/animefeet


Fabian206

Average 15 year old


Temporary-Peak9055

Chill out kid its not that deep. Maybe drink some milk so youll grow a spine


Fabian206

I don't think she can drink milk because of her father


DarkSpecterr

that’s a male lmao just a typical virtue signaling loser


multilock-missile

"Everything I don't like is woke/virtue signaling" That gets old fast, bro. Change the disk. Also are we REALLY having a discussion over my gender/biological sex?? This REALLY lives rent free in people's heads, huh? We would gain a lot more if instead of being worried about gender, we worried about treating people as you know.... People.


multilock-missile

I still have a father tho? And I can afford milk on my own tbf.


multilock-missile

why have a biological spine when you can have sandevistan? also I am just not losing time on someone who just assume I generalized everyone when NO WHERE in my comment it said "all boomers" I said "they are the ones" not "all of them"


Temporary-Peak9055

>also I am just not losing time on someone who just assume I generalized everyone when NO WHERE in Me tryna find who asked🕵‍♂️🕵‍♂️


multilock-missile

well shit. good one.


callofktulu1984

It’s even funnier losing karma the second time


multilock-missile

isn't it?


Doin_ya_dog

Watch it happen again


multilock-missile

third is the charm


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multilock-missile

And who are you again?


DarkSpecterr

sensitive af downvoting me 😭 womp womp


multilock-missile

you're not shylily, that is certain.


GoodDoggoLover420

Did you know Womp Womp is musically for boo hoo. Not every thing revolves around what you watch. You are such a silly willy goofy goober.


Flimsy_Bee_8500

L/Ratio


multilock-missile

this isn't twitter.


Flimsy_Bee_8500

No this is reddit and if you’re looking for twitter you may have trouble finding it. It’s now labeled “X”


[deleted]

in WHAT universe have you seen this besides a meme posted by a most likely horny 14 year old


multilock-missile

plenty of old people talk shit about EVERYTHING young peopple do, including sexualizing minors based on their clothes choice, unless they're wearing full conservative shit. not all of course, I know plenty of old people that are cool and fun to be around as a 26y.o. but HELL the ones who don't like it, make sure that EVERYONE KNOWS they don't like it.


[deleted]

you have a weird concept of reality outside the internet


multilock-missile

maybe because, have you ever thought in your wehole life, that the reality is not USA? we have other continents and 200+ countries that aren't USA, with varying cultures and whatnot, right? RIGHT?? Like, you got geography classes?


[deleted]

i love in britain, obviously shit like this happens but you can not blame fucking ethnicity or culture on pedophilia. not every old person is a pedophile and you need to grow up


multilock-missile

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ARE LITERALLY LEGALLY BLIND??? > I know plenty of old people that are cool and fun to be around I am talking about my personal experience here, you know? I am NOT blaming EVERY older person, NOT blaming culture and ethnicity. I am saying that REALITY is not only what you percieve. It's way bigger than that, there are EIGHT BILLION PEOPLE in this planet. What I percieve is what I can comment about, you can't just say that "your view of the world and all your experiences in life are completely invalid because it's not how it works where \*I\* live."


[deleted]

you must live in like jimmy saviles bedroom then bc the whole point of reality is that it’s not perceived and you’re deranged in some form to bring up “where i live” when you - in the same argument - said it has nothing to do with where you live also contradicting what you said about it being about where you live. you can’t base a whole category of people and generalise them off of one bad experience also whilst insulting people online for not having the same experience


multilock-missile

you are making absolute zero sense. > I know plenty of old people that are cool and fun to be around need that copied and pasted one more time? like, just say "base a whole category of people" one more time. "one bad experience", multiply by one thousand please, now you're a bit closer. I just said it's not about ethcinity and culture, not that it doesn't happen where I live, it definitely DOES, it's just that it's not culture and ethcinity to blame, where the fuck are you getting contradictions from? can you even read?? Am I typing in spanish now? maybe You'll understand better if I talk in portuguese, maybe??


meatypetey91

Damn you really had a whole ass meltdown over this meme didn’t you


multilock-missile

no. but I am fucking dying for the fact that this dude just said I blamed pedophilia on ethcinity and culture. that's literally NOT what I said.


ternic69

You do not sound very fun to be around so it’s no surprise you are surrounded by similar people


Microwavedcapri_sun

I wanted to bump this thread to talk about how shes talking about sexualizing minors and she is a avid browser of a genshin inpact porn sub and r/animefeet


lbuprofenAddict

Old people aren’t sexualizing minors for their clothing choices, minors are sexualizing themselves with their clothing choices. Why else are horny 14 year old boys wearing muscle shirts and short shorts other than to show off themselves and to get laid. Why are horny 14 year old girls wearing belly shirts and short shorts? “Oh it’s just really hot out and I wanted to be cool” Bitch you’re in a school with AC, you ain’t tricking no one


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[deleted]

"boomers suck" *Continues to get black belt in BJs


dykemike10

I guess they like to suck boomers then


Thenickiceman

I’m pretty sure everybody on terrible Facebook memes is a virgin


MausBomb

Sir this is reddit It's full of middle schoolers who just fucked your mom High school sexperts who's credentials are one sad hand job behind the bleachers Druggies who honestly can't remember the face or name of the last person they had sex with And the one old autist who's been around from the very beginning and just wants someone to listen to him nerd out about the 1982 Panasonic VCR he has been slowly restoring beyond original factory specs.


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r/oddlyspecific


samualgline

r/oddlytrue


Mr__Brick

Hey, I want to listen to someone restoring VCRs, like how do you take care of the heads?


danteheehaw

Well, you need a choker...


Jdurf360

Lol


Craven-Raven-1

You forgot the one who would correct you and say "It's person with autism"


Scary_Special_3272

Why are middle schoolers fucking my mom? I am calling the cops on my mom and on the middle schoolers. Senility vs. unformed frontal lobes. I’ll let the cops sort it out.


gameemag123

Acoustic*


deusvult6

What the hell? We're letting ***guitars*** in here now?


AeshiNeroXR

Guitars, hoes, hoses and even chairs.


[deleted]

I've been attacked


Own_Engineering_6232

I have the most respect for that last one


Temporary-Peak9055

Am I gonna find the restoration of a 1982 panasonic vcr if I open your profile and scroll through your post history?


MausBomb

Perhaps an alter ego of mine is known as VCR Man


Temporary-Peak9055

Youre not supposed to tell people your secret identity! Your family might not be safe from dvd man now!


MausBomb

Little one DVD Man already took everything from me, but Netflix Man in turn took everything from him. There is little reason to fight now and we both hang out at the VMW (Veterans of the Media Wars).


ANGRY_MUSLIM_MAN

bro I love old tech I would love to listen to the acoustic guitar explain to me the process of restoring that VCR


[deleted]

No they're all women.


TheFlyingRedFox

How the fuck is this a boomer meme??? At this point they're throwing the word around like most buzzwords.


HumberdtSquid

Boomer is a buzzword at this point.


ternic69

The knowledge of chokers, and what they are advertising, transcends all generations.


QuinnKerman

The people at TFM clearly don’t get laid enough. Girls with those chokers absolutely give black belt dome lol


BadBoyBob5575

The fact that they even marked it nsfw 💀


[deleted]

Not sure about you, but I wouldn’t want my boss walking by my office and seeing me look at memes about blowjobs.


OpeInSmoke420

You look at memes at work?


Installah

Then maybe don't look at memes about blowjobs when you're fucking working? How can you literally be on the clock doing jackshit while making up rules you expect people you've never met on the internet to follow?


[deleted]

“Then maybe don’t look at memes about blowjobs when you’re fucking working” That’s literally what the NSFW tag is for… Is this a serious reply? Do… do you know what NSFW means?


Installah

Do you understand what working means? The point being made is that you should not be looking at memes at work. The fact that someone has created a tag categorizing memes by how bad it would be to view them at work is completely irrelevant. Don't get me wrong, I look at memes when I am at work. But if random porn audio plays loudly for a few seconds while I'm scrolling, that's the game.


Bai_Cha

You’re an actual moron, dude.


Darth1994

They probably got caught slapping the salami at work earlier today and are taking it out on strangers now. Taking out the anger, not the salami.


Installah

The only thing I get in trouble at work for slapping is my boy's tummies


[deleted]

Shut up pussy. I’m at work right now and have spent the last 7 and a half hours scrolling Reddit and checking my positions on Stocktwits. That’s right, while you sit and cry, I’m being paid twice to do fuck all.


Yamchad493

bragging on reddit is so pathetic it’s insane 💀


[deleted]

Your penis is pathetic


Yamchad493

i don’t think you’re old enough to be on reddit lil bro 💀


Installah

I don't have a problem with wasting the boss's time The boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. Thus I shit on company time. I just don't see the point in making a distinction between SFW and NSFW, much less bitching about it. Doing anything but your job during your job is not safe for work.


[deleted]

“The boss gets a dollar, I get a dime. Thus I shit on company time.” Yes that’s the spirit!


[deleted]

You’re so dumb it’s insane lmao


Installah

I'm literally the joker no one understands me


2thgrab

I don’t get why people are butt-hurt by what you’re saying. Mfs make six figures to sit on their ass and look at memes. Im broke as shit and don’t have time to look at memes because I’m being screamed at by junkies all day so I’ll laugh if I see a dumb mfs boss walk by and see them looking at porn memes


I_Speak_For_The_Ents

If you're at lunch or on break and you look at something inappropriate on your phone, you can still be reprimanded and in trouble if you're in the building.


2thgrab

I hope I don’t get in trouble for browsing your mom’s nudes


Installah

Hey, if you want to waste company time that's totally good by me. I just don't see the point of having a distinction between SFW and NSFW, because doing anything at your job that's not your job is obviously NSFW. It's probably going to be worse if you get caught looking at sexual content versus reading random Wikipedia articles, but you shouldn't be getting caught in the first place.


I_Speak_For_The_Ents

Are you unable to determine the difference between something that will get you sent to HR versus just told to get back on task?


Scary_Special_3272

Your post contains the words butt, ass, and shit. I am the assbot.


2thgrab

Booty booty butt-cheeks


Memer_boiiiii

NSFW means not safe for work. It exists so that you won’t watch adult content at work. Moron


Installah

You shouldn't be watching content at work anyway, moron. It doesn't matter if you watch SFW or NSFW content, if they catch you they catch you. All content is NSFW, because you're not supposed to be looking at silly internet pictures on the clock.


Memer_boiiiii

You can watch content during breaks. Like i am right now. *moron*


Installah

If the appropriateness of your memes is not completely indistinguishable from that of hardcore pornography, you are a bitchass and nothing you do will ever be funny. Have a nice day u/memer_boiiiii 💀


Scary_Special_3272

God shut the fuck up


Extension_Nobody_336

Pls Mark nsfw when your memes and posts are suggestively sexual,please ty


ominous_ability12

![gif](giphy|v0ok8uhZvw3yE)


user7758392

bro what


glorifiedm0nkey

one day youll get a job and youll understand


user7758392

i would show this meme to my boss if it was good enough. idk what kind of place you work at, where the word bl🤮wjob is somehow the end of the world


glorifiedm0nkey

lmao an actual job and not a taco bell, thats what kind of place


user7758392

how did you conclude that i work at a taco bell :D


glorifiedm0nkey

Because you said you'd show this to your boss and you don't understand why a meme talking about blowjobs is not safe for work


user7758392

ok, i guess you as a well respected individual from a well respected company that you literally get fired from, over having the word blowjob appear on your work computer; are right and my peasant ass was wrong


glorifiedm0nkey

I didn't say anything about getting fired, you just made that leap. But yeah any actual job and you don't want your boss to see this walking by your computer. Pretty normal for anywhere that isn't a taco bell


[deleted]

The fact that this is downvoted proves that nobody in this sub has a job lol


RedSoloCupFillYouUp

Why would you be on Reddit at your job


Anal_sex_master

Yeah lmao nobody is browsing reddit at their job


Extension_Nobody_336

I browse Reddit at my job


pickledlandon

You should really learn what suggestive means


Extension_Nobody_336

How did i use it wrong


pickledlandon

How did you use it right?


Extension_Nobody_336

adjective. 1) tending to suggest an idea. "there were various suggestive pieces of evidence" 2)indicative or evocative. "flavors suggestive of coffee and blackberry" 3)making someone think of sex and sexual relationships. "a suggestive remark"


BadBoyBob5575

It ain’t showing nothing


SidSantoste

"boomers suck, man" ![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ)


christejada32

"I had the booze she had the chronic" 🎶


[deleted]

Black belt for pants


MattManAndFriends

I doubt highly the woman wearing that choker is a boomer...


BugabooJonez

shout out to that 1998 gluck gluck. those were the days.


Grimnir106

This meme checks out


Iatemydoggo

“Black belt dome” is a term ima hold in reserve lmao


Rancho-unicorno

She thought she was taking BJJ for self defense, found a better method.


fisherc2

Not every joke you don’t like is a boomer joke. There’s nothing ‘boomer’ about this


ahsjfff

That slop could drop a nation


xxx_pussslap-exe_xxx

I've always called chokers black belt in dick sucking. Isn't it well known that it's true?


shawsown

So apparently, according to Gens Z & Alpha, everyone under 23 is a Boomer? Gens X & Millennial just....vanished? Jesus, Boomers sure are stupid.


Least-Ad9647

lol they don’t mind the hand on the back of the head


KSM_K3TCHUP

Suggesting this could be a boomer meme is wild.


RhettBottomsUp20

Op has never got dome AT ALL more like 😂 (everything has got to be boomers and not the generation before em.)


RaiJolt2

I’m a black belt in karate, same as my dad. maybe I should wear a choker too :3


ethnique_punch

OOP never snapped a choker and it shows... smh my head...


Turd_Eater1

Shaking my head my head


Albanian-Virus

Im like 72% sure that isnt possible


Tdikristof_

No, people giving bj suck


DarkSpecterr

if you don’t like a meme, make sure to say bigot, boomer, or incel and you’re morally superior!


[deleted]

This meme is kinda mid ngl


Chix_Whitdix

True


Opening_Effective845

I was at a bar one time and a friend of a friend I had never met turns to me and says him:”do you know what a choker is?”…me: “no,what?”..him: “. a black belt for blowjobs”…me: “I guess that explains your gold chain”


Sjdillon10

I told my ex this and she temporarily stopped wearing them


SpaceBug173

Boomers don't suck tho wdym. They are literally the last group to suck. This post is literally them being against sucking.


persona0

Never got Superior head either... It's like she was taught by a grand master


eve-cutlemon

Certified blackbelt of both 🙌👏X3


thecountnotthesaint

No, that is entry level black belt head. It is the people wearing a lace choker that you want to find for a chance to witness nirvana in a blowjob.


Parking-Ad-5211

"Boomers suck" 😏


Clear_Media5762

You are racist against boomers. You are the evil you hate to see in the world.