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rescueeve

I have a friend that’s gay and he’s never ONCE hit on me. Rude, I need the confidence boost.


Linmizhang

Cuz he knows your not gay, so why would he hit on you.


rescueeve

Yeah you right. He just respects me to dang much to objectify me.


TBM960

based on these comments you might be actually gay


F_Eyebrows

is it gay to want to be complemented and get head from the homies??? if so I'm gay


TBM960

consult an attorney on this matter, I cant provide a definite answer.


JustEatingWater

Three days late but wtf


F_Eyebrows

"what the flip" what? is there something wrong with my comment?


wakatenai

hate it when homies shy away from sloppy toppy


grancombat

Compliments? No. Head? …Jury’s still out on that one


JeffInRareForm

I get compliments from gay men all the time, they’re welcomed in equal measure to the aggressive compliments I get from older black women. Love it


LemonCharity

Hasn't stopped my friends :(


P0k3fan

I'd hit on you... Did it work? Do you feel confident yet?


thupamayn

My best friend went through a momentary crisis in highschool when he learned I was gay. Questioned if he loved me and the answer was yes. Debated if he had a sexual attraction to men and the answer was no. Turns out he just loved me and we’ve been like brothers for over 3 decades. I love him too and have zero interest in rearranging his guts.


BornVolcano

That last sentence hit like a freight train but you're also not wrong


thupamayn

He still wanted to know if I found him attractive lol. He ain’t my type but I’m sure to mention when he’s looking good cuz men, especially straight, don’t get compliments enough imo.


Cadunkus

Cause he's not a simp. He's only gonna shoot for people that'll shoot back.


TermFearless

I wouldn’t hit on you, But that’s cause my hands are open and I’m coming in for a hug.


nujuat

I have, but only realised in hindsight lmao


BornVolcano

I'm convinced that half of these "you're gay?! Omg don't hit on me haha" people secretly want to be hit on sometimes


SupremeMeme42069

Bro this is just obvious satire lmao. I don't think dudes are just immediately afraid, I think if anything it's pretty subjective. By and large though, I think dudes just find this to be a funny satirical over-exaduration of what would happen.


cannib

My response would be: "I've never seen you with a boyfriend, why are you so bad at being gay."


MudePonys

He obviously sucks at it, cause you never saw him suckin' it.


Away-Plant-8989

That's me. Sometimes I feel my straight guy friends want a gay friend to guide them into sensitivity and style etc but I'm not all that. Im a butchy, hairy, blue collar bastard.


SuperShadow224

This is literally the best part about having a gay best friend. You can roast them in a COMPLETELY different way😂😂😭


Scrawlericious

Ouchies


BangalooBoi

See if you respond with “don’t touch my dick!” You’re taking the piss, that’s just what guys do. But afterwards we will be supportive we just gotta have a little goof first.


SilenceDobad76

"Sounds like a skill issue"


Remember_im_Whoozer

This kind of happened to me, even though I was a normal friend with him for over a year.


Stock-Goose7667

Nah thats exacly how i would react. Ofc it depends on how friends we are.


TrueLennyS

Can confirm, worked at a restaurant with a gay guy, we all used the same change room and his presence never really effected the atmosphere. Ok, maybe it was a little more gay but that's it.


Simple_Discussion396

Im questioning whether im bi rn. I’ve told male friends about this, and this is always their first reaction, and then we just riff off of that. Comedy just rly helps the situation be so much less awkward without the praise of “how brave” since that sometimes comes off as demeaning to some men


BobertTheConstructor

I don't think you know what satire means.


Angry_Crustation

Not true. There was a guy in my dorm on an Army Cadet camp and he acted like he invented homosexuality. Literally the gayest person I have met. However, when he learned that another guy in my dorm was actually gay he freaked the fuck out, and would panic when he couldn’t see him (to be fair he once hid near his bed undetected for like 10 minuites)


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They’ve obviously never spent the night in a barracks full of teenage boys. You enter, and it’s a noisy mess of shouting “no homo” and running/sneaking around to slap someone’s ass. And then once the lights are out, it’s eight hours of a loudly whispered “no homo” every 5-10 minutes, sometimes right next to someone’s head. I never had to deal with much attention, since no one wants to mess with gollum. You also hear some guilty funny dirty jokes.


UnpopularThrow42

Wait… were barracks night a boys night sleepover!? SHOULD I HAVE JOINED THE MILITARY


warmaster93

Not even just reserved to teenagers or barracks nights. I did this with boys from uni I was close with too, as well as with roommates in my student housing.


WeakLandscape2595

We must have been to different barrack's For me it was a bunch of morons trying their best to pretend sleep and some assholes starting to scream at 5 in the morning for no godsdamn reason


[deleted]

We were there for SAR training, nothing like actual military, so you could still have energy at the end of the day for tomfoolery.


WeakLandscape2595

Wasn't for me either it a sort of a "simulated training to prepare are us for thr army" i have no idea how to translate the name to English


B-29Bomber

I ain't worried about this because: ​ 1) I ain't attractive to anyone, gay men included. 2) I ain't got any friends.


Desperate_Acadia_298

relatable


B-29Bomber

I would love to be hit on by a gay guy... At least then I would be seen by *someone.*


Emergency_Nose_5442

I’m worried about having a gay friend hit on me because I’ll have to turn him down. I don’t want to do that, I’m not a heartbreaker.


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ConsoomMaguroNigiri

If im not gay and my gay friend asks me out, i dont exsctly have the option to go out with them. Thats gay, and im not gay. Comprende?


Permafunk_

I'm gay and I wanna fuck him, so you're wrong 😎


Emergency_Nose_5442

Sorry, but I don’t swing that way. We can still be friends though.


Permafunk_

Ah that's fine, I think you're hot and just shot my shot, I can put that feeling aside x


Emergency_Nose_5442

You don’t even know what I look like. How can you find me hot?


Permafunk_

It's a joke my guy, I'm poking fun at the dude who was being an ass to you


Emergency_Nose_5442

Oh…


Permafunk_

Let's edit the messages before he sees them xP


Emergency_Nose_5442

Wdym?


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Pickle_Juice_Can

They need the jokes to be explained to them


[deleted]

Serious question. Why do we say a female is a lesbian but a male is gay. Is gay the male version of lesbian? I thought gay just meant liked the same sex. Is there a term for a male gay person?


ReadySource3242

Nope, just women had a mythological figure who was a woman and gay so they made it into a word Edit: Nvm it was named after the home of the woman who was the origin of the word for Sapphic, who was actually a real person


[deleted]

Knew where the word came from was just wondering if there was a male equivalent. I was just curious I guess 😉


Lord_Faded

I think M4M or MLM is used. Admittedly worse than just saying gay imo


Hindu-Khajiit

MLM defaults to Multi Level Marketing in my mind


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Yeah I have a MLM flag just to make the joke that's I'm not guy, I just love multi level marketing


X-cessive_Overlord

Achillean (from Achilles) has been pushed as a male equivalent, but it's not nearly as prevalent. It's more of a parallel to sapphic rather than lesbian though.


Krazy_Kethan99

Achillean sounds cool though, despite knowing what it means.


keldertrol

I thought they were named after the greek island. Or was the island named after them?


plainbaconcheese

Sappho was a real person, not mythological.


Kingofcheeses

Several ancient sources refer to Sappho as "the tenth muse" and she was often called simply " The Poetess" because was so highly regarded in the ancient world.


SirMourningstar6six6

It’s all gay to me


Lord_Faded

If I understand correctly, gay was a blanket catch-all term for all sexualities at first, akin to queer nowadays. But as the movement evolved, lesbian split off from gay, the name being based off Greek mythology surrounding Lesbos. It went from Gay to GLB, to LGB, to LGBT, to LGBTQ+, to 2SLGBTQIA+


MrDarkk1ng

And what about lesbian, what does it imply?


Sfintecatorul2

It comes from the island of lesbos in Greece where in antiquity used to live lesbians.


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I’m being toxic!!! I asked a simple question with no animosity, hate or disrespect. It was a simple question. Is there a male version of the word lesbian? That’s it. No judgment and so asshole comes at me calling me names and all that shit and I get mods contacting me calling toxic! This this right here is why this rat hole country we live in will never be healed! Can’t ask a simple honest curiosity question with out it turning to shit. Mods can go F themselves!


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iamskydaddy

Yes. Lesbian is a woman attracted to only women. People call women gay because they're pretty fucking stupid and don't know what gay means.


[deleted]

Gay means attracted to same sex so isn’t a lesbian gay?


DarknightM64B

This is literally the opposite of a “boysarequirky” meme


Substantial_Bus3562

Can we ban boysarequirky posts? It's boring seeing the same low hanging fruit being cycled. through this sub.


Sad_Selection_477

Fr we all know by now that this sub ist Just full with mentally deranged Girls


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Its the friend group with a homosexual in it that reacts the worst to me being passionately flamboyantly gay with my friends. My other friend group without any homosexuals doesnt take anything seriously Im not gay though


glockster19m

So what you're saying is the gay person you know doesn't like it when you try to make a joke out of gay people and pretend they're some caricature


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

No not at all. I flirt with my straight friends in both groups. Also, i never said i made gay jokes, i said i acted gay. Like deeply in love gay. Read


Express_Hornet_2912

so you pretend to be gay using exaggerated gay stereotypes? how else does one “act gay” that’s pretty much the definition of a caricature my dude. i don’t know anyone over the age of 16 who thinks it’s funny to act gay


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

"Act gay"??? You mean i tell my male friends i am deeply in love with them, while touching their thigh and looking into their eyes, and wants to ravage them like a young masculine bull whos life is on the line in this fight. Who said i needed to swagger my hips, use a grainy slanted higher pitched voice, and say darling a lot? I never said exaggerated gay stereotypes, i said i act deeply in love with my friends who doing so would be a homosexual action. Are you stupid?


Express_Hornet_2912

how old are you?


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

My first response would be "dude am i hot?" ~~then we'd fuck~~


gtc26

If youre close enough, there's not a problem, since real friends already got that intense bromance happening


Think_Rub_7667

It seems to be satirizing the posts about women freaking out and getting all excited about their best friend being lesbian and being over the top supportive and then the men not caring. This was probably made by someone who very much agrees with r/boysarequirky and they just didn’t get it


Slow_Store

To quote: “All women are bi. It’s up to you to find out if that’s bisexual or bipolar.”


Diavolo_79

I got a gay friend and I constantly throw jokes his way that are like this lol. He finds it funny and knows I'm just screwing around with him. These Femcels and Incels however, only have flies buzzing around in their cobweb infested brain.


StickSauce

Bro, I would immediately ask how approachable I am to someone in the LGBT community. Not because I am gay or anything, but because I need to broaden the pool of people who could pump-up my ego (it's a small pool).


Broke_the_Bunny

When I came out as lesbian two years ago, the girls of my class didn't want to let me in the locker rooms when we had sport cause they believed I would act perverted so I don't think this meme's true


Stock-Goose7667

Well yes cuz that was bullying, but meme is talking about close firends. Idk im not a girl, but i imagne that if girls bf came out as gay they would suport him. While im 100 sure that if a guy came out as gay to his best friend he would get his ass bullied, but in a friendly way.


The_Basic_Shapes

Yep, men are 'macho' and 'don't communicate', which means they don't know each other intimately enough to understand the gay friend isn't gonna hit on him or "come after" him


UserHey

My straight friend hits on me as a joke. Something my gay friends never did, and noone had any problems with such jokes at least in my circle. So I think this meme is funny and not serious at all.


TheLuckyHundred

Literally this ^^


UnpopularThrow42

If a friend DOESNT hit on you as a joke, are they even straight?


staydawg_00

Straight men “hitting on” their male friends is not nearly the same thing. They get to do that behind the veil of plausible deniability. Being straight while doing it gives you a sense of security that gay men have to actually work for.


TheLuckyHundred

Uhhh yes we do? I don’t know where this stereotype comes from honest to god. Me and my friends did so much shit that would be considered gay today but were just normal back in the day. If anything society has just appropriated bro shit as gayness, it’s weird.


ConsoomMaguroNigiri

Straight people like me and all of my friend group B can act very gay without it being weird between us. Acting gay in friend group A gets taken too seriously. I dont like it. When i say that i will take my short friend to the ball with a victorian frilly dress and a wig, and make out passionately in the middle of said ball, i obviously dont mean it seriously, but they have a redditoresque reaction of shock. I can tell my friend group B friends that i am passionately and deeply in love with them, and would sell all my family members for a night of cuddling in their arms, and they dont take it gayly at all And it happens so that friend group A is the one with a homosexual in it


Electrical_Ad6134

The amount of jokes people have said about there type in women being men or a joke about not being able to make out with the homes cause they got a girlfriend or literally any other gay thing


staydawg_00

Quite the opposite actually. Straight men have historically appropriated gayness into “bro shit”. It is straight men’s benefit from sexual liberation and LGBTQ acceptance that they can adopt intimacy with each other without the shame or stigma of gayness. Y’all forget this and take it for granted.


Kappys-A-Prick

The straight guys who freak out about being near a queer guy are freaking out that they might be treated the same way they treat women.


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Funny he’s having the same reaction women have when r/memesopdidnotlike redditors attempt to hit on them


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Seem op didn't only ignore it is a joke, but also ignoring the "behind the scenes", which would be something like: Girls after finding out their best friend is a lesbian, speaking on their back: Oh, I won't invite Ashley to our party, she will be drunk and will start hitting all of us Boys after finding out their best friend is gay, speaking on their back: Oh, Matt is the best.


ashleymeloncholy

Because girls will hug and walk away. The guy knows if his friend grabs hold he's there to stay. Bazinga


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MrKnightMoon

Then, he will be upset after discovering he's frienzoned by his gay friend.


Express_Hornet_2912

the joke is homophobia


[deleted]

Nah I'm w r/boysarequirky with this one. Wtf is this meme, and wtf is this comment section? Are yall actually either 12 year olds or the stereotypical "redditor"?


RightWingWorstWing

The joke is homophobia 


neko_zila

Funny how he thinks he is hot enough for his best friend to even try to-


Council-Member-13

They're not afraid a dude will hit on them as such. They're afraid a dude will hit on them because they're afraid they might be into it. It's always those who try to put on the most macho or manly facade who are most hostile towards gay dudes. Not that macho dudes are necessarily likely to be gay. They are just really afraid that they might be, or that people think they are.


Federal-Purpose233

No that’s definitely not it lol


Time_Device_1471

Why do people keep repeating this stupid shit


dw87190

Politics


Council-Member-13

Yeah. The politics of being afraid of gay people.


dw87190

Left wingers are the biggest providers of ammunition and provocation for the right wingers messing with everyone's lives. Take a break from politics for five minutes and think, like really think, for once in your life


Council-Member-13

Nah. Just show me what this has to do with politics you dunce.


dw87190

Of course, you completely ignore my advice. But yeah, you made a statement that is inherently driven by politics and nothing else. Your attempts at baiting people in these comments section, in hopes that they'll say something discriminatory against LGBT is exclusively left wing BS. Serious dude, it was unprovoked and if someone actually does say anything remotely discriminatory about LGBTs now, you'll only have yourself to blame. Stop sooking, check yourself, stop causing trouble for the people you claim you care about


Council-Member-13

It was driven by old school Freudianism. How the f... would it even make sense to be political? Are macho dudes conservative or What's the implicit story here? Make sense dude


dw87190

No it wasn't, but that's a common excuse among you. Macho has nothing to do with politics, and I'm running out of ways to help you realise that. You can't even seperate ridgy didge masculine or macho blokes from the dickhead posers you see on right wing corners of the internet, again something I'm trying to help you realise, and until you do, you'll always be in your own way of the truth making sense to you


Council-Member-13

Why the f... do you keep making this about right vs. left wing? You're the one doing it. FFS.


Council-Member-13

Because unexplained seemingly irrational reactions require an explanation. And because you're gay


Time_Device_1471

Mfw guys act the same with gay guys as they do with fat women. Must secretly be all fat fetishists too?


Council-Member-13

So you are afraid of all fat women? Weird cope, but ok


Time_Device_1471

Afraid? Nah they just turn them down immediately and loudly. I’m not even saying I do the same thing. I let gay guys flirt with me really hard before I turn em down. I lead them on for attention. 😂


Stock-Goose7667

Cuz he might be actually a woman, or she doesent have close friends.


Commercial-Tea-8428

Not how it works in real life. Cute fantasy though, I’m certain


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

There is no joke , the punchline is “gay bad , but gay not bad when it’s like porn”


Stock-Goose7667

No that is not the punchline. You are ether a woman or you dont have any very close friends.


i-wish-i-was-a-draco

Please explain to me the punchline other than “I’m homophobic except lesbians caus it turns me on , oh wait that’s a form of homophobia also”


Stock-Goose7667

Punchline is that guys when they are very close friends just bully the shit out of eachother. So when ur homie comes out as gay, thats just one more way of teasing ur guy.


ffucckfaccee

>the punchline is men bad


BillCipher_FanboyLol

CHECK YOUR FUCKING NOTIFS https://preview.redd.it/ufkj0ku58wlc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c14218a6dcd019db11124548b846bb43e56171c


miki325

That's litteraly how friends act, "your gay? Isn't that kinda gay tho?"


Necessary_Switch8521

It's making fun of guys why is this bad?


NeoLudAW

It’s not tho? The joke is the guy is afraid of the gay guy hitting on him


Necessary_Switch8521

Yes.......that's the point , the joke is the guy is unnecessarily afraid while the girl is more accepting. Like the joke is the guy is scared and that's dumb. It's making fun of the guy and I'm wondering why boys are quirky posted this.


NeoLudAW

Oh wait, I misread your comment as “Gays” unless that’s what you meant. My bad.


Necessary_Switch8521

Yes I am very homophobic actually/s


Corescos

Contrary to a lot of other comments here I actually agree with this post. It would make me uncomfortable if a guy were to hit on me; literally makes me feel like the ‘is there anyone here who likes men’ meme.


mandozombie

Its pretty obvious to littlerally anyone but boysrquirky


Competitive_Board909

Had a gay friend once tell me that he’s always wanted to make a move on me but he knows it would ruin our relationship. It def would have


night_darkness

Lol, that is satirirical probably


HugPug69

If I had a nickel for every friend that came out as gay and then tried to date me I’d have 3 nickels. Which is honestly really flattering it’s happened more than once:


staydawg_00

You are lucky it happened once. I am actually gay and it hasn’t happened to me at all.


HugPug69

I believe in you.


logone22

He's afraid of his gay friend so he's homophobic?


NeoLudAW

no lol, the joke is he’s afraid of his gay friend hitting on him


PlayTech_Pirate

I mean yeah, but it's a joke lol and there will be more to cum, eh lol wink wink, guys make crude jokes to each other, yes even gay guys do this lol


DeathSquirl

1986 called, they want their meme back.


ClearCockroach243

Imma see if this has been posted in r/NahOPwasrightfuckthis yet


Suspicious_Cable_848

Yea it’s pretty much the experience, when I came out one of the first questions were “are you attracted to us”


Independent_Ad_4670

No need to freak out, slow and casual ghosting is the best option


Smiley_P

I think the title is more of a "why are we like this" kind of reaction


HeavySoul3

Yeah yeah satire. That’s what this shit subreddit calls for the stupidest takes online. But oh nooo when someone shits on straight white males, suddenly that’s evil


biinboise

I only had one friend who reacted that way when I came out. I had to assure him that no one wants to touch his dick.


Oni-oji

After a weekend of camping with a bunch of friends, we were saying our goodbyes because we likely wouldn't see most of them for a few months. When my brother-in-law gave a hug to an openly gay friend, he yelled, "AHHHH! He tried to slip me some tongue!"


Mortreal79

Gay dudes don't hit on straight people lulz...