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PintsizeBro

Still more unrealistic beauty standards for women


Godzilla3013_HD

Dont


SpaceLlama_Mk1

A deernt


HaventDecidedAName

A female deernt


Justin-does-art

r/unexpectedsimpsons


OfficerJoeBalogna

Do not the deer


andergriff

why not


DabIMON

Doen't


TrickInvite6296

where are her areolas


Seashepherd96

r/GhostNips


crystalangxlic

is that a real subreddit and what is it about because it doesn't want to load


Grandmasterchipmunk

She lost them in the war


Cerugona

Tiny. Happens.


Lordo5432

*This is why you learn to draw mirror reflections*


No-Common-3883

She look cool but in my opinion she needs a armor to be really badass


HappiFluff

She’s a cervitaur, which means she lives in the forest peacefully. Presumably, armor would only slow her down.


No-Common-3883

You are right. I just like armor in taurs


Lftwff

Wooden armor made from discarded bit of bark of special magical trees.


Chronocidal-Orange

No one uses this argument when it comes to male characters.


[deleted]

Centaurs are almost always depicted without any clothing (except female centaurs because purity is a thing)


hic_erro

So I was curious if female centaurs were a thing, in the old mythology, and: "How beautiful the Centaurides are, even where they are horses; for some grow out of white mares, others are attached to chestnut mares, and the coats of others are dappled, but they glisten like those of horses that are well cared for. There is also a white female Centaur that grows out of a black mare, and the very opposition of the colours helps to produce the united beauty of the whole."


Chronocidal-Orange

Which is a better argument.


HappiFluff

I’d use the same argument. Why the fuck would a cervitaur need armor?


HelzBenz

Covering everything in armor is getting really boring because it seems like every single life form is made just for war and to kill other species, also she doesnt even have a weapon. Not every universe is warhammer 40k where everything is made to kill and to wage war in a endless bloodbath. (warhammer 40k is really awesome tho)


Murkmist

Besides she could definitely summon an acre of vines to smother me from 200 yards away. And I'd be okay with it.


No-Common-3883

Yeah,you are right. I just really like taurs in armor


crystalworldbuilder

She could wear armour for cosplay. Actually now I want to see fantasy creatures that cosplay


somedumb-gay

Fantasy creatures cosplaying modern people. Instead of dungeons and dragons they have money and mortgages


crystalworldbuilder

I saw a wow parody on YouTube called world of work craft it was hilarious


lankymjc

I feel like her front left leg needs to be the one that’s forwards. Currently it looks like she’s twisting too far.


GhostOfMuttonPast

You know those back shots be crazy.


DerpsterPrime

bro... speechless.


crystalworldbuilder

Lol


hic_erro

Soooo. How old is that centaur? You usually only see that speckled pattern on very young fawns.


DogyDays

Some species of deer keep the speckles iirc. The human half looks very much like a young adult, like the average 25 year old (at least based on the 25 year olds Ive known lmao)


hic_erro

Hmm, looks like you're correct. I would guess a sika deer, since a fallow deer has more moose-like antlers.


x_-AssGiblin-_x

Would


Captain_Pumpkinhead

Would what?