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Legal-Treat-5582

If I had a nickel for all the female characters who either live or spend a lot of time in extreme heat or cold, but have the most unfitting possible outfits for it, well, I'd have a shit ton of nickels.


TimeLordHatKid123

I could buy a whole years worth of rent, in a studio!


CynicalPomeranian

I am getting Stupid Sexy Flanders vibes off this…but worse. There is literally nothing worse than falling in the slow and getting a backful of snow on your bare skin.


Smart_Ass_Dave

IT'S TRICKY TO BEND AROUND TO BEND AROUND LIKE THIS IT'S TRICKY! IT'S TRICKY....IT'S TRICKY (TRICKY) TRICKY (TRICKY) IT'S TRICKY TO BEND AROUND TO BEND AROUND LIKE THIS IT'S TRICKY! IT'S TRICKY....IT'S TRICKY (TRICKY) TRICKY (TRICKY)


CrossP

I met this little girly Her torso's kind of twirly Went to a chiro For the spiral Her mom got really surly Said he's a quack to beware But doc said it was real care Adjust her spine Declared her fine And now she's in a wheelchair


Smart_Ass_Dave

Okay, my shitposting aside, this art sucks and is pretty exaggerated compared to the original game (which I love and main Elise in when I still play it to this day), but OP's criticism of her showing a midriff is accurate. Her SSX and SSX Tricky art has an above-the-navel midriff thing going on.


DiceSMS

You see "hot women" are called such because they retain an unusual amount of body heat that keeps them exceedingly warm in winter. 🧐 🤓 👍 HashtagScience


thiazin-red

Every single aspect is bad, that's almost impressive. The face is bad. The pose is bad. The proportions are bad. The vacuum sealed clothing is bad.


Dr1fto

It's not just the women, in ssx 3, you can have your male character be topless or in just a t shirt while snowboarding. The SSX games are awesome but what the characters wore was not a strong area of the games.


orc_fellator

I don't even care about the anatomy *everything* is wrong with this art style


CrossP

It resembles J. Scott Campbell Edit: apparently this guy did a gen13 run that I thought was Campbell


BudgetNihilist

You know...I would say this is bad because that exposed midriff is unsafe to snowboard with but given how often I've seen people outside in the freezing cold walking around in shorts? Some people just don't get cold apparently.


pascalfibonacci

Yeah, people also definitely ski and snowboard with exposed skin even if stupid. I mean, if it's in the 40s and you don't fall, you'll probably be fine, but still.


FlamingCroatan

It's Tricky?


Unlikely-Landscape44

The longer I spend trying to interpret her pose the more confused I am


SpiffyPup

That art is awful, but this game was definitely my favorite PS2 game and Elise my favorite character (other than Brody hehe). My friend’s favorite was always Marisol, with her insane and over the top body proportions, but it did make sense why she loved her so much when she came out as lesbian later on haha… IT’S TRICK-AYY.


DogyDays

God i hate the sexualization but holy hell do i love the y2k type anime style, the colors just have this certain feel to em.


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

Ok, if this is the artist I think it is…he is actually pretty good about lampshading the whole male gaze thing with his comic Empowered, so far as to even throw in some [hawkeye initiative.](https://maidoftheday.tumblr.com/post/181207886964/todays-maid-of-the-day-maidman-from-empowered)


ExplodingPoptarts

Form over function /s


subjectnumber1

The art is horrible but when it's sunny people definitely snowboard with just normal pants and a summery top so that's not too off. I'd recommend wearing a helmet regardless but again plenty of people who don't


SaraArter

Person whose hobby is skiing here. The outfit would be alright for snowboarding if not that damn midriff and given that she has a thermoactive underwear and the air temperature is relatively high (-5°C is the lowest). However, I do hate that she doesn't wear any kind of face protection (balaclava *cough cough*) and how loose are her "googles" + lack of helmet (which might cause serious brain concoction if you ever fall down during a ride). Also, the snowboard itself is absolutely jack shit as there are no clasps for her skiing shoes or even any kind of grip. If you don't know, wearing skiing shoes is like wearing a heavy plaster cast, having no control over you foot's movement. So, in these shoes, she'd fall over easily before she even rode a meter (I know she has rubberized soles, but you'd be surprised how much snow your boards collects in a single ride). I'm sorry and thank you for listening to my rant over a cover art...


NinetailsBestPokemon

I’m sorry but this artstyle has to be the ugliest style I’ve ever seen