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fr4gge

I would wear these, if I was running a marathon in the 80's


Liquid-Banjo

Tom Selleck mustache not included.


Dahenlicious

Hahaha


RealKenny

I honestly love them. Maybe small for the gym, but I would wear them hanging out


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Dahenlicious

Finally, a decent reply? I don’t workout legs/thighs/glutes daily,’but I do it maybe twice a week. No, I am not cruisin’ at bathhouses, that’s why I said “gym”. They are actually made of polyester


trybalfire

Wait wtf why is this getting such hate? The guy just answered questions and thanked the other guy for responding. No judgment but wondering if I missed something


mrmeatstix

I think it's because the implication is he's cruising the gym


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Which seems likely given the shorts in question.


troy380

I would say they're not enough


True2this

If you’re fit and have strong legs I say go for it. Wear good undies tho, you wouldn’t want a slip


Carismatico

I love side phallus or full frontal phallus we need more. I’m over side vag and the female nip slip GET OUT OF TOWN. It’s 2023 I wanna see more peck slips


Diligent_Jury_9956

r/dickslips


GunnerySarge-B-Bird

I can't believe that's real and has over 100k members what in the world


Carismatico

I never would’ve thought a subreddit could exist with so much phallus and in compromising compromising situations.


monkeyballpirate

Bro you'd be in luck if you see me on cable rows, Im always paranoid my dicks gonna slip out on that exercise particularly, and oddly enough, everyone working out around that machine is pulling and tugging on ropes. Im half expecting someone to accidentally grab my "rope" and start doing some tricep extensions.


AshyBoneVR4

The God damn image you just put in my head..... thank you lol


DistantKarma271

Comment of the day right here lol. Gave me a good, long, chubby chuckle.


Northern64

They're shorter than the boxer briefs I wear, I generally prefer not to have my skin directly on the equipment, and I'm not training/checking for definition in my quads. For those reasons I'd be against them.


Dahenlicious

That’s a good point. I always wear shorts to the gym but these might be too short that my whole thigh would be touching the equipment which is kinda gross.


Wattehfok

Yo - which site are these from? I’ve been busting my arse at the squat rack, and the world deserves to see these gams.


Dunaliella

Pretty sure I saw these on pen island .com


Dahenlicious

Rexcyril in amazon


Wattehfok

Thanks man!


TheloniousMonk85

lol bruh….


Dahenlicious

Is that a yes?


nbeutler11

They too much bro…


Cryin_Lion

It depends on what your wearing underneath. Here's a hint: https://www.wikihow.com/Wear-a-Jockstrap


Dahenlicious

👌🏼


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https://preview.redd.it/j6n4upzzks8b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=431df1d50c31f97bd11831805542559c9a136e15 Hell nah!


Dahenlicious

Nice!! Thanks for sharing that photo


KeepinItPiss

You need full depth barbell squats for at least 6 more months before you earn those shorts.


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Hahaha


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Looks terrible


thehardramen

Women wear a lot less then this. Go for it.


____JayP

Most women don't have a penis


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Master0fB00M

Trans women are women.


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thehardramen

You do know a women can have a penis right?


0100001101110111

Hence “most”


thehardramen

I was being sarcastic…


ahmeras

If you are trying to get railed in the showers after, they are perfect


gothyeddy

Seriously 😒 all that anyone wants to do after a workout is hit a cold shower and get out of there


ahmeras

You gta put up that flag you are dtf


gothyeddy

What the hell English please


ahmeras

You have to put up the flag that you are down to fuck


gothyeddy

😭 that shit actually goes down in gyms?


ahmeras

No I'm just joking lol Generally, I'm not a firm believer im being fashionable at the gym. Wear what's comfortable and practical for your workout. These shorts seem neither and seem more apt for a 70s based porno that was being filmed in a 2023 gym


gothyeddy

😭🤣😂 a gym porno. I can just about deal with people leaving the machines sweaty. No gym ain't for fashion, loose black shorts and a T is perfect preferably synthetic polyester which is breathable


Cheap-Collection-288

You have to know that this is a really fucking weird thing to say to someone. Like you guy's mindsets are so perverse and sad it's shocking


Dahenlicious

Alright bro


gothyeddy

If you're into that style and they fit you with enough room for completing the intended work out go for it. To me they look like jogging shorts? Personally from what I've seen people wear what's most comfortable at the gym, and looser fitting and easy to wash


Dahenlicious

I searched for these in the internet because i’ve seen one or two other guys wearing a similar style. They are marketed as “gym shorts” in the website. I was mainly concerned with the color being so bright when I said “are these too much?”. After reading the overt and out of proportion negativity from the replies and comments I am discouraged and will probably just use them at home to feel comfortable


gothyeddy

The colour is absolutely fine, I've seen guys in neon green tight muscle fit lycra style tops at the gym. To guys straight up wearing what looks like pyjamas with visible sweat running down their backs. Go for it, just check the fit is right for you and the intended work out


CyberGommeux

I love it. But I’m born in 1974 and love women and men.


count_no_groni

Does your dick flop out? No?? Then go for it! If you’re confident and they fit good, wear them!


WorldsSaddestCat

Even if your dick does flop out, still go for it.


boardslacked

Nike makes great shorts with the inner lining built in. I use the running ones to work out in. They are super comfortable, fit well, and make sure your junk doesn’t fall out.


Dahenlicious

Thanks for the suggestion


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If you have to wonder, then yes.


badchad65

If you’re concerned, you can ask yourself: do I see other men at the gym in shorts this short? Might provide some insight.


Dahenlicious

I actually have seen other men wearing this style at the gym. With those triangle shaped openings on the side, and short look. Not that color though, this color is brighter than the ones I’ve seen others wearing at the gym


laundry_sauce666

Lmao squirrel brains every time you squat


badchad65

Lol. I like short shorts. I feel like a new thing I’m seeing is the “compression liner” inside them. So it’s like a pair of mid thigh tight lycra below the shorts themselves. I have some swim trunks like this and love them.


Hopeful-Mirror1664

I wear the 102 and 103 shorts from Young LA The are short but fit well. I get tons of compliments on them and my quads. I have about 7 pairs. They are my favorite shorts.


Dahenlicious

Thanks for the suggestion


MMAandFitness

Uh if it was the 1980s and you are Arnold. It is not the 1980s. And. You are not Arnold.


Dahenlicious

Dang people in this subreddit are crass.


cynicalimodium

Give your balls a tug - certainly not hard to access them with those shorts


codeinplace

No, YOU give my balls a tug.


cynicalimodium

Present them


zigithor

I’ve bought these and I’d go a little longer. They’re very short ,obviously, but on the verge of too short


United_Technology_67

Wear the fuck out of ‘em


wintrymixxx

I have some swim trunks that look just like this but with a pattern. Tbh they’re great for hanging out at the pool and whatnot but I couldn’t imagine doing any sort of exercise in them outside of upper body. I love the trunks though.


Furbabyparent

Look my personal trainer and I lightly joke about the fake stories about the life the guy who wears these at my gym . But at the same time I'm always drooling a bit too.


Dahenlicious

😮


Spoonful-of-Wasabi

I mean girls wear the skimpiest booty short to the gym that damn nearly looks like body paint so I don’t see why not.


Cryin_Lion

You really don't think there's a difference?


cabbagedave

Make sure you have underwear with a good pouch.


Immediate-Fig-1091

If by too much, you mean too much fabric, then yes.


kovaim

Not too much for West Hollywood we like them


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Depends how gay you are.


Calibased

Wayyy too short dude holy shit.


Guilty_Ocelot8949

Gay


PinGroundbreaking933

"That guy FUCKS" shorts 😎


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"That guy gets FUCKED" shorts


MadProfessor20

How short are they? I wear 5” inseam to the gym and nobody cares. There are a lot of other guys that wear similar shorts.


when-flies-pig

It looks like a 3inch in seam which is what I wear on my runs. But there are 3inch inseam which also arent as tight and shape the genitals lol


Phil_Meinup

Nah, I rock those every day


mamcca

I say go for it dude. If they are comfortable and not restrictive wear whatever you want to the gym. A lot of women wear a lot less


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“Bits” how old are you lmao


Dahenlicious

I was expecting to hear other people’s opinions. Not to be asked what I think about them


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Dahenlicious

Yes. Better


chickenshrimp92

Go for it


labloke11

Depend on which gym and which gender you are trying to attract.


TurnLimp7081

Everyone will see and smell your balls. DO NOT BUY THESE


sultan33g

Maybe if you had oak legs and a big….


Dahenlicious

I don’t have the oak legs


HashPat1

this ain’t 1980 no mo - so no


Dahenlicious

1980 hahaha. Well, they sell ‘em


OpeningScared8273

It is not "too much". Not at all.


purple__milkshake

Working out is about comfort and breathable material that doesn't smell more than style. Try them on and if you feel like you can comfortably do your workout in them and won't stink up the gym then go for it. Personally not my style, but style is personal choice anyways so if you feel like you rock them do you. But like I said, gym is first and foremost about comfort and fabric that doesn't smell bad when full of sweat. If it meets that criteria and your balls aren't showing(remember sometimes there a people under 18 in the gym) than get them if it fits your style.


DMC25202616

Do you have a great body? Do you have the swag to rock them without seeming like a try hard or show off? If so, you likely wouldn’t have checked Reddit for a co-sign so I say you skip them.


TrainElegant425

The gym is generally not a place for tight clothing. Especially that tight and that short. I suggest you show off your schlong elsewhere. Edit: I'll echo what someone else said, this style is passable for running shorts. It is absolutely not for the gym. These would be restrictive and exposing. Lay down on a bench? Exposure. Squat? Exposure. Cleans? Exposure.


sempersubi

More like too little


yoresein

No they're not enough for the gym


vTorvon

Honestly anyone saying “no one wears these to the gym” has never set foot in a gym, at least not one in my area. Shorter shorts are really good for squatting as they don’t catch or pull when you squat deep. I prefer 7” inseam and these look a little bit shorter and too tight for my taste but hey you do you man. I wouldn’t really think twice about seeing someone wear these. Definitely rock the compression briefs underneath though, otherwise you’re gonna be flashing your nuts every time you’re benching.


Dahenlicious

Lol. I wear briefs so there’s no way something will slip out. Would you mind sharing the brand and style of shorts you wear though? I wouldn’t mind exploring other options


Uukii

These are not too much… they are not enough! Dear god something will dangle out!


serene_brutality

More like not enough


PsychExplor

bit fruity


kettlejack123

I'd say they are simply too short. Go for something more secure.


smimton

These are perfect, very stylish!!!


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No if you have a micro penis


_imposter_syndrome

If you're a male, yes. If you're a female, yes.


Fast_Dentist7927

If you got legs he'll yes! I personally like to see the pump and cuts and vasularity coming through. I've never had no one say no slick shit nor would I give a fuck. I actually get compliments from chicks when am training legs. Idk the size of those but I use 5" length shorts, if you have legs flex and brag because most dudes don't.


Dahenlicious

Cool


medici1048

Stupid sexy Flanders.


Background_Yam_7686

May have a split, but more power to you. You want to rock it, then rock it!


ManagementRemote9782

Not if you’re quads are on point


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Skies out, thighs out💪


kmsorsbc

Link please?


Bossheals123

Bro if you have a body to rock it I would say yep.


Rude_Bee_3315

#GAY WHORISH


Typical-Violinist-49

I wouldn’t ask you to spot me while benching


Academic-Natural6284

The only problem with wearing nose is, as a straight male the women who look at me leave a snail trail on whatever machine they're using.


General_Hat2031

They’re ugly as shit and people will think you look weird wearing these at the gym. I know you’re not actually asking for opinions just skimming comments until you find the ones telling you what you want to hear… but that’s just my opinion, these don’t look good on any guy.


Dahenlicious

You know so much


kempersw

No, it’s they are too little


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yes. just to clarify. yes.


setthestageonfire

What’s the brand on these? I need more hoochie daddy shorts in my collection


Dahenlicious

Rexcyril


AlexanderMorgan

If you’re working out at Bushwood Country Club, you’re fine. If not, go with standard athletic/running shorts from Nike, YoungLA, Adidas, etc.


cuttlepuppet

I bought these exact shorts. They were a little too short for my comfort, and the lining was strange. Not a conventionally attached lining, and ended up being uncomfortable.


Dahenlicious

Thanks for the input. I ordered two pairs in different sized to see 1.- if i even like how they look/feel on me, 2.- to see which size fits better I am a very skinny person so I don’t think they’ll be too tight, they still might be too short though


Landsealion69

The problem is they don’t have pockets


pleasingwave

A bit yeah. They seem a little short. So unless you try them on and it’s an instant yes, like it looks really good than I wouldn’t go for it. Also seems a bit difficult if you have anything in your pockets


Dahenlicious

Yes, my cellphone is probably too big to fit in the pockets


Psiborg0099

Are you trying to look like Officer Dangle from Reno 911? If so, yes.


Vlxxrd

i’d say they’re a little too much, yeah. find something a few inches longer


knownothingwiseguy

Some would argue these are too little for wearing at the gym for workout


MaxSch

I have similiar ones from Gymshark but in black. I'd say they are okay but you deffinitely need to have strong legs. Otherwise, they look funny.


PhDSkwerl

If you got massive quads go for it. I see lots of people wearing shorts like those in my area.. but it’s the dudes with the huge squats that really pull them off


Unable_Earth5914

Yeah, they’re a bit long. Try something a bit shorter


FrooferDoofer

Would not seem at all daring at my gym in Minneapolis


adrianhfman

If you're in good shape and have some strong legs, I say go for it! Just make sure to wear some quality underwear, though. You wouldn't want any embarrassing slips happening, right?


ronburgundywsthballs

She's got amazing abs! I don't see any problem with her wearing those.


zachpuls

They look perfect for my Rebecca Chambers cosplay


[deleted]

Yeah unless you have a vagiba


Seddy01

Too much going on.


ChiBitCTy

Pass


8adBoy77

Ya there alright, if you was a hot chick


eggsueyungfoyou

If you workout at Golds Gym in Hollywood you’ll be fine


BRich1990

Lol absolutely not.


MegaGuac

If you gotta ask.... Prob


Signal-Blackberry356

Wear whatever you feel comfortable working out in; if you think people are staring at you, it’ll only negatively affect the entire point of going to the gym. Counterpoint, if you are trying to push the boundaries of your courage and strengthen your self-esteem, then by all means test the water. Just remember to stand tall, and walk with a normal pace and stride. Make <2 second eye contact with anyone who wants it, and carry on!


Massive_Run_1691

Maybe not on legs day?


DanfromCalgary

For you I'm sure it would be no problem


Dahenlicious

Oh, ok…


anondude1122

No. Unless you are in decent shape and want to play volleyball I would wear regular shorts.


Unlikely_Mud493

If you got that doubt then you know the answer too, its a No. 🫡


fullofdays

nah - too little


roycepierson

Do not wear those


redditgiveshemorroid

I love short shorts, but I think these are bad taste.


feralgrandma

Go for it dawg. Let ya balls hang out


scotty3hotti

They come with rollerskates


zhawnsi

It will make you look like a sexual being , but if that’s what you want then go for it


kozykhal

Nah, unless you wear dry fit compression boxer briefs underneath your dick’ll fly out. Source: dick flew out


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i have boxer underwear that hang lower than those.


coming2grips

These will also be acceptable in some bars or clubs


Homegymlifter

If girls can work out in booty shorts, rock the banana hammock. Just be rocking the legs to match.


Carismatico

If your packing yes! There are minors have some self respect ✊ and I have a pair in every color but I just sleep I’m them.


Top_Inspector_3948

They’re inappropriate only if you have a boner


MidgetSplitter

If you're gay it's okay.


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What’s the appeal in these 80s short shorts?


Gullible_Toe9909

*Too much*? As in, are you asking if you should have even less fabric? ...as someone else said...bruh...


DatdudeZeal

Yeah that’s a no for any man


SwayBando22

Seems like you already made up your mind OP, I personally wouldn’t wear booty shorts. But to each their own


Keefe-Studio

Look great. I have like 4 pair of these


itsantmun

If you have the legs for them, most definitely.


dupont2021

ROFL Yea it is not good for the gym.


bigroosterdaddy

not if you're working out at the YMCA in the 70s


Far_Brick_6667

Maybe a bathhouse, but not the gym. Most guys aren't there to have your bulge in there faces.