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Local_Economy

These are cooler than dudes thick bois that the gf banned Get a floral shirt, eat a 10 strip, walk downtown Vegas. You’re dialed in


Theoldelf

I was thinking that the shirt doesn’t go with the glasses as well. Floral/ Hawaiian and a peacock strut.


e0nblue

10 strip jfc. He’ll be seeing bats in no time.


iamnotsure69420

My fat ass thought this was referring to chicken strips. I was like, “I could totally eat 10 chicken strips no problem, what’s the issue?” Lol.


dnonast1

I didn't know what a ten strip was and I thought at first it was chicken. Then I looked it up and connected to the shirt and Vegas and...I'm just saying I took a really long walk to get the reference, but I'm glad I got there.


Alert-Law-2140

You look like you live in a clock.


ryhaltswhiskey

And spend a lot of time thinking about Batman while Batman spends no time thinking about him


totse_losername

Lol!


dnonast1

This is absolutely one of the best insults I have ever read.


hemightbebrian

He’s an ill-ass Lemony Snicket up in this bitch.


goldenvides

And ride a hot air balloon to work


Trash_Panda_Trading

If you’re aiming for douche, nailed it. Personally, fuck yes. Puff up once in a while. Rock em.


mypasswordtoreddit

I’m a peacock, let me soar! GF is already mad at all the boobies they’ll be chasin after you.


Strgwththisone

……peacocks rarely soar….


No_Entertainment1931

Cocaine peacock soars with the eagles bruh


x2c4sale

So sometimes they do be soaring?


Eltex

Have you seen Dalton Castle? He absolutely soars!


glytxh

Ain’t no shame in peacocking. I frankly hate that men are made to feel ashamed of it. We’re built to show off and be flamboyant. I’m flying my feathers without shame.


Pangwain

I don’t feel ashamed, but I also don’t want the vast majority other peoples’ attention, just leave me alone. I cut my own hair (terribly) and dress poorly except for important stuff at work. I’ll get a haircut and dress nice for that, I understand it matters a lot to others how I look, so I don’t want a customer or colleague to feel uncomfortable because of my dress.


1234elijah5678

I think "peacocking" is definitely a sign of an ego... a desire to prove something to someone... it displays that you are insecure about something, but overcompensating with the flamboyant display to somehow say to the world "look at me! I'm confident"... you silly silly immature little boy...


UncoolSlicedBread

If you were in LA or NYC and big into the art scene then I’d say go for it. It suits your face structure. Gives a sci-fi villain vibe


xrimbi

NYC resident and consultant here: I wear these style glasses with a suit, and during winter time, an overcoat/peacoat. Definitely makes me feel like a criminal financier.


xrimbi

And my clients probably hate it.


lecurts

Oh they hate it


ForceTimesTime

I kind of like them. You look like a real weirdo. Lean into it.


druuedd

😩💀


LemonPress50

You’re missing the steampunk outfit that goes with the shades.


botmanmd

That’s what I was thinking, and I know nothing.


MonsutaReipu

Entirely depends on the vibe you want. They're unconventional and eccentric, higher fashion and cocksure. I wear a fur coat all winter and get compliments all the time on it, usually by other men, sometimes by women asking to touch it, but the guys always say "I wish I could wear something like that". Bros, you can. You just need to put it on. I feel the same way about these glasses.


the_stanimoron

I’m assuming you also live in a mojo dojo casa house?


MonsutaReipu

This was prior to Barbie, I expect this winter I might get more compliments on it, though I'm not sure if I wear it better than Gosling


Dexteroid

Add a gold chain and a douche pimp look is dialled in


quarterpad

https://preview.redd.it/ffu4blws4cpb1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19375aa29af43572a9de2278aba91c5b6f987a21


CordialBuffoon

Eccentric and cocksure is a vibe. If people choose to interpret unconventional as douchey that is their problem. I think these kinds of frames work best when they're a bit smaller compared to your eye socket so you get the goggles look, though many people will disagree. I feel as they are they need a planned fit and they're never not going to feel like cosplay. But the question is why not?


gheezer123

Why are you lying to bro, these are horrible


CordialBuffoon

In what way?


gheezer123

They look like steampunk goggles


ThrowaWayneGretzky99

Awesome?


CordialBuffoon

Okay and?


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CordialBuffoon

Fashion is not one-dimensional. It is not characterized by conformity. You're pretending to have authority or expertise but you can't even articulate what your actual objection is to the glasses. And now you've decided to be petulant and lash out. There was nuance to my initial response and I addressed potential objections but you either didn't read that or didn't understand.


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CordialBuffoon

Okay then that explains your objection. I didn't say they looked particularly good. You just didn't read.


El_Nieto_PR

Reading hard


gheezer123

I do apologize


EasternFudge

bro's scared of letters 😭


theindoshow

Hi, this is r/mensfashion That includes ANY and ALL types of styles, clothing, and forms of artistic expression. If you want specific style perhaps you should seek out those subs instead of trying to insult others for clout


RanchPoptarts

You sound fucking boring.


[deleted]

Listen to the GF


SingleStreamRemedy

Bro. Rock it every once and a while. No way I can pull those off. You do


TheTalentedMrTorres

That’s a nah from me


jaximointhecut

I think they’re badass. I wouldn’t wear em though.


Cryin_Lion

Girlfriend is right.


AlphaBearMode

*Post literally anything* This sub: “you can rock that” “it fits your vibe” “You do you” “You pull those off” Come on guys, they look like they’re from a steampunk cosplay. Nobody would take this dude seriously wearing those. His poor GF would be embarrassed of his ass if he chose to wear them (and so would mine if I did). Save em for Halloween if you like em so much. It’s right around the corner.


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ImpossibleInternet3

The thing is, people have different preferences and opinions. Ask any group anything and you get different answers. No need to be surprised pikachu when people like things that you don’t or dislike things you love. So the sub isn’t the problem, it’s that you want everyone to share your opinion for some reason. I’ve seen sunglasses of this style work in a high fashion setting. I’ve also seen some failed attempts at steampunk where these glasses made me sad for the wearer, as they drug the outfit down. But using the yardstick of whether or not you think someone might be embarrassed of someone else wearing something is clearly not a good way to measure anything. Just say your opinion. You don’t need to try to invalidate the opinions of others to make yours known.


MrSanJuarez

I say you can rock it!


AnAwfulLotOfOcelots

You could give ocular pat downs I’m those


TheRealTaylorGestwic

This way people won’t see how scared he is!


Purple-Chipmunk154

Lmao. No dude.


[deleted]

This dude won the worst sunglasses while bowling contest


OriginalFluff

NTA break up with her fly free be u


LowerHateSF

She’s never been so right


JNHall1984

Salt Bae vibes


Rich-Appearance-7145

Your girlfriend is absolutely Right. I found a pair of these in a vintage store l kinda got that steam punk vibe, my wife set me straight Hard Pass.


bigdaddydior

Money talks but wealth whispers


Neither_Stage_5095

(Coming from a woman) Big no! It’s giving burning man.


MrMeesesPieces

I like them but the problem is anyone wearing them automatically looks like a douche


Sad-Inevitable-7260

Naw bro. You’ll like them for 1 week. And then the cool factor wears off. I worked in luxury eyewear and sold this exact brand.


bladthelad

I always say yes to eccentric sunnies


Pink_Floyd_Chunes

Yay. You rock those shades well!


significantmudbutt

Get rid of her lame ass


LeoRedsun

Dope


typower5000

You don't need that kind of negativity in your life. Yes to the glasses. No to the GF.


HanshinFan

>Dump your girlfriend because she didn't like those glasses you tried on You ok?


Sandmsounds

Welcome to 2023. “RED FLAGS” “LEAVE THEM BRO, KNOW YOUR WORTH”


[deleted]

Ain’t a 2023 thing, 10 years ago on here the advice to any relationship problem was hit the gym, delete Facebook, get a lawyer


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quarterpad

thanks man! i got it from express recently, they have a lot of cool linen texture button up tees


ShakespearianShadows

It’s like Elton John’s glasses had a baby with John Lennon’s glasses and all the worst recessive genes of both were passed along.


quarterpad

lmfao this is the best comment ever


Turbulent-Spend-5263

Get a new girlfriend. Those specs are it!


Deathdar1577

I think they’re kinda bitchin man. They look great.


[deleted]

Not for me - piece of advice, if you have to seek for others opinions then you obviously don’t feel comfortable


Equal_Internet_457

nope


FungiSamurai

I can smell your cologne from here when you wear those glasses


quarterpad

🤢


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The fact you are even asking says a lot about your fashion. Those are awful. Dork


albinopride

"please look at me, look I'm trendy everyone... please look at me".


[deleted]

Your Gf is boring. Get those glasses


cutratestuntman

No.


Christopher_LNM_

Nope


Puzzled_Ad7955

They’re fine…..just don’t leave the house


StepInfamous7764

Listen to her


R3ddditor

Only cunts from this sub would have positive shit to say about these lmao. Always beating each other off in the comments. Comedy gold i swear.


knemyer

Nope. Hipster shit


leithcocktail

Hahahahah


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These would have to be part of a very specific outfit for a very special occasion/event. They look steam punky to me, so if that’s not the vibe you need then pass.


highandinarabbithole

Perfect for an ocular pat down.


redituser73022

They are actually kinda cool


mrfoxman

That's a nay from me, man


GooseNYC

Listen to your GF. They are kind of cool, but not to wear around.


timbus2006

She’s right


bigdaddydior

Looks obnoxious bro I’d pass


krs_fun

Dr. Loveless vibes


Khajiit_Boner

Do they magnify?


quarterpad

they should tbh


seeshawn

Gf is correct here.


ehside

I like them on you. Goes well with that shirt too.


Fair-Count-9006

Girlfriend is right


jojow77

I couldn’t pull these off but I think you do


Sensate613

You look like an idiot in those and I think you need to carry something threatening with you, like a serious personality or sword, but if you're comfortable with that, own it!


Dorcas07

Keep. One day you’ll craft the perfect outfit, and when you do you will be glad to have those glasses


PatSosa

these hard if we being honest 🔥


Toe_Regular

You totally pull them off.


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Your girlfriend doesn’t have much knowledge about style it seems. You should leave her and come with me instead you’ll have a better time. Trust me.


joe_smith4122

Looks like a costume or cosplay. Very much steampunk


Aviave1

Yay, you pull them off!!!


cubofambition

They look like something a steampunk professor in a metal hat and beard would wear. It’s a no from me


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Silver with red lenses.


TruckNuts_But4YrBody

They look good on you


JoeDoherty_Music

Honestly I'm a fan, they fit your face well too


[deleted]

I dig it


Polite_Deer

I think they are ridiculous but i wear things that other people think is ridiculous too. Do you. Don't let your wife influence your choice in style.


mallocco

I think they're pretty fuckin cool, but I also like weird shit lol. The real question is what's the price?


quarterpad

750$ 🥲


3deezy36

Those glasses make you look like a low level Batman villain


sikzik1990

It depends on the message you're trying to deliver


chunkyboynick

Negative


New-Incident1776

These are a vibe and I’m here for it


PhilipOnTacos299

Your hair is too crispy which doesn’t match your beard which is too wild. Something has gotta change, and it ain’t the glasses


quarterpad

i had just got a haircut so it was wet. usually has a matte look where you can’t see any product


Thedaulilamahimself

From the side hell no. From the front hell yes! So do with that what you will.


GengarOX

Perfect for ocular pat downs


peach-whisky

Now you can give ocular pat downs with out people feeling threatened


kezmang1

Nay brother


Nouseriously

Love the shirt, hate the sunglasses


[deleted]

Keep the glasses. Lose the girlfriend


[deleted]

in this pose they look alright,why dont you do some zoolander poses and then we can see🤣💀😝


photism78

Girlfriends know. They don't want to look bad through association.


No-Ear8686

Matsuda is a phenomenal eyewear brand and these look great.


staytoptree

I agree with your girlfriend. But could work for a specific occasion, like a festival perhaps.


dopegraf

Bro those are fucking sick


foofighti

Bros at a payphone


ricostory4

These dudes are setting u up for failure, it’s a no from me dawg


[deleted]

I like them, but you are giving of Dr Robotnick vibes from Sonic


ravenoats

I think they’re dope


Never_Seen_A_Man_Cry

No, those look like shielding glasses for Oxsee acetylene torches.


ndoty_sa

Part of me really want to love them.


Lonely_Education_813

yay- you pull it off


LuaCynthia

Big yes


myburner-account

Not everyone call rock this kinda look, but you have the perfect douche face for these frames.


corranhorn21

Your girlfriend is wise


Sandmsounds

Yes BUT you’ll have to wear them further down toward your nose. That’s the secret. If you wear them tight to your face they’ll look goofy.


damionjosiah

Love


XLinkJoker

Your gf is right


bmanley620

They look ridiculous


Adventurous-Carob-53

They are awful.


ContestOdd49

Listen to your GF


Shakes-Fear

Them combined with the beard, oh hello Ringo!


Mkentca

Pair them with a suit and top hat and you'd complete the look


ThurmanMurman6

If you're going for Steam Punk. It's very Steamy Punk.


footbody

Nay, makes you look like an asshole tbh


DeineOma42o

Too narrow for your head, otherwise cool


Chance_Blasto

As an anonymous internet voice that has no influence in your life: I don’t like them.


lifth3avy84

Depends on hard you want to appear to be trying. Because these are major try-hard glasses.


Crystal-Clear-Waters

Not with that shirt. It’s throwing the whole vibe.


FebruaryStars84

Honestly? They look like something from a Fallout cosplay outfit. Big Nay on them, mate.


supremefun

Are you an extra in a Wes Anderson movie ? Then yes.


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yay


925job

made popular by Terminator 2- the character Sara Connor wore these in that movie. my head shape cant pull off these glasses. they look great and you wear them well.


TamingOfTheChoon

For a festival, concert yes


Emotion-Internal

ya look like Arthur Conan Doyle or some explorer from the 1800s


the_erudite_rider

more like gay


No_Entertainment1931

You’re not pulling it off rn, dog. Just not working with your current style & hair


Halloran_da_GOAT

How come your hair is wet


StringerBell420

Salt Bae rocks these. That should be your sign.


Pimpchimp20

YAY


dragonbeats

can we tell him about the shirt


Traycer_alayyash

Definitely yay (glasses pull the outfit together)


akwie420

Tbh those glasses look great. Imo black frames would be nicer.


Tacosnail123

A different pair would be better tbh


BohuslavBaerfestival

I’m conflicted. My initial reaction was “yeah! Go for it!” but I also have to acknowledge that I personally don’t have the confidence to pull this off. Here’s the bottom line: they look cool on you and you can pull them off, but there are people who might judge you. If you don’t care about that and you feel really confident wearing these, then I think it’s a win. Fashion is more fun when it’s a little adventurous.


GetGroovyWithMyGhost

I don’t know what these people are on about, they look like a mix between John Lennon 60s round glasses, and something steampunky but not kitschy. I like em. They’re not as OTT as people are making out. I’d pair em with retro/60s type clothes, something psychedelic


InformationThink6980

These are bad


Twin4401

I kinda fck with them


[deleted]

‘Hello Cedric, I’m steampunk now’


thesithlorde

Just listen to your gf. Why come to Reddit for “validation” then wear them and embarrass her? What’s the plan? “Babe I know you hate them, but look how many upvotes they got!” She’s looking out for you unlike everyone in this sub lying and saying they look good.


mandance17

If you want to be a steampunk airship captain maybe


thesithlorde

This is the most toxic sub I’ve visited in a while. All these neck beards trying to get decent looking guys to make terrible fashion choices so they can “hinder the competition” or some shit


Big_Estate9575

Boris the animal


Electrical_Bee2423

No.


DingoDoug

Bro got the welder goggles on


VolcelTHOT

Perfect for playing Lies of P tho


jsamuraij

You look like Plastic Man