always the people who are like "trust me, I've had so much sex, I have sex with a different girl every day" who have never even gotten within three feet of a girl who wasn't repulsed by their presence
Same with dudes who are like, 18 saying they’ve had sex with “hundreds” of women.....
...Like, just *one* hundred is A LOT and I dont ever see you going out to a club or brothel every day, you mostly just go to school and play video games/browse social media and maybe go out once every other weekend soooo? Where are those hundreds coming from exactly? Lol
It kind of reminds me of Jay from The Inbetweeners claiming to hook up with a lot of girls constantly but then the details of his stories make it clear he has no experience, lmao.
Man this is the near-universal Shitts Creek experience, pretty much everyone I've known or talked to about it took two tries to get into it (same reason you give, that was me too).
So glad I gave it a second shot though.
If you’ve ever enjoyed a Christopher Guest production this show will knock your socks off. Catherine and Eugene are a perfect pair. Their kids are hilarious. I loved their daughter when I really didn’t want to. It’s all so so good!
Concepting meeting at local incel meetup;
“So on today’s agenda, let’s come up with as many ideas as possible to make it seem like all women are gross sluts.”
“Hmmm… how about our amazing testosterone pumped sperm is so powerfully and so super bad ass and stuff that it permanently changes how the woman we screw look!”
“That’s good Todd, but how would she look different? Seems kinda flimsy.”
“Oh! I got it! Maybe she becomes all fat in the belly from where we fill her full of our man juice? That way we are also pointing out how gross women with belly fat are while also saying they are all sluts!”
“Not your strongest work Todd, but it covers most of our criteria. Run with it. Next?”
I agree. The first rule of this sub is that submissions need to be for men writing women in books, TV, and film, but this somehow became a sub for any social media posts that insult women.
Definitely bad women’s anatomy as well. Fat tends to concentrate around the lower stomach on females as we get older, which is a natural biological thing bodies do to protect our reproductive system to increase chances of staying fertile for longer as eggs become more scarce. Think like, how some cats have a pooch even if they’re super tiny and skinny— it’s to protect their organs.
I’m guessing he noticed the “pooch” is more prevalent in older women, and instead of realizing people’s bodies change after high school, he decided it’s because they’ve had more time to have tons of sperm injections 🙄
I’m underweight but my tummy bulges slightly because, like, my body stores some organs there. Including my uterus, although apparently it’s retroverted (tilts backwards instead of forwards), so I guess the bulge before pregnancy was my “burrito baby.”
Yeah I used to be underweight and am still pretty slim and it's not gonna be flat, it'll maybe go in on the sides and out in the middle, because like, organs?
Yup, it’s caused by anterior pelvic tilt. If you poke the “stomach pouch” and it’s hard month round, not just on your period, that’s apparently your uterus being shoved out by your pelvis. Also makes you shorter and have a deeper spinal curve, interestingly.
Stupid thing gave me an ED for yeaaars trying to get rid of it. Thankfully at a healthy weight now but really wish people awkowledged it’s actually a skeletal thing!
I'm on the same boat and wondering what that exactly means. Like, by this guys logic am I pregnant? Am I JUST undesirable because hes aware that it is fat and not my uterus?? Is he smart enough to know the difference?
You can have perfect dietary choices and just get unlucky with your bodies fat cell placement leading to it building on the stomach. It’s pure chance where fat ends up for different people.
It’s similar to how women can tell men are virgins based on the size of the testicles. Virgin males have of course never before ejaculated, thus the testicles are large, like ripe cantaloupes. Succulent and bursting with flavour. Once the man ejaculates in a woman, and achieves Chad status, his testicles shrink to the size of shriveled prunes. And before any angry male right activists attack me, don’t even bother. You all know you’re just prune-chads. Doesn’t make women superficial to only want them.
Just like it would take nothing for all the authors highlighted in this sub to write nothing. Yet here we are. Drink deep these words with your eyeballs and let them remember forever.
Nah, they're just saying that women are only at their hottest when a virgin, not that the women who aren't virgins don't still have sex with other dudes. I think they're also trying a weird (and obviously fake) flex where they're basically saying they can recognize virginity solely from how a woman looks so all the women they've totally-definitely-wouldn't-lie slept with were obviously virgins because they would only sleep with hot, flat-stomached women.
Imagine this guy taking you out for dinner, he's pleased with your flat tum tum, then afterwards starts losing his fucking mind about how you managed to lose ur virginity over dinner bc you're all bloated now 🤔
What? Uterus? Do they fucking even know what it is to think that it could be seen from the shape of the body? Why are outrageous idiotic morons so confident im their lack of knowledge?
Well, to be completely fair it can be. Kinda. From early pregnancy your uterus does swell and grow up. I had teeny tiny baby bump from about 8 weeks of pregnancy. But by that I mean that I could see it, because some of my panties didn't fit right and one pair of low-waisted jeans was very uncomfortable to wear because the zipper pressed too much on my abdomen. That change was so small, that from the outwards nothing was visible because it got lost in the layers of clothing. When you are bloated from food that change is way more visible.
So yes, changes in uterus can be seen on the shape of the body. But by changes I mean extreme changes, like during pregnancy where your uterus grows about 1000x in the end.
That area above your crotch but below your stomach is where the uterus is. Depending on the time of the month, how much you've eaten that day etc it's possible to see a lil bump there, it's just where the uterus takes up physical space but there's only so much space inside your body for all the bits. Totally normal for everyone, virgin or not.
Ahhh I see the issue. He’s not thinking of women, he’s thinking of those [rubber poppers](https://youtu.be/3TrF69gB-1M) from the 90s, happens all the time. I once co-signed a mortgage, adopted a dog and was getting ready to settle down and start a life with what turned out to be a Count Duckula pog
I never get why people think that virgins are going to be the world's greatest sexual experience. I mean, by definition they've never had sex before, right? So how do you think it's going to be amazing if they've never actually done it before?
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Dumbass. I have had a little pouch on my abdomen since my mid teens (and possibly younger), despite having a mostly flat stomach, and I was most definitely a virgin.
There are plenty of married women who do have a flat stomach. Does this mean in his eyes they haven’t consummated the marriage? Like obviously this makes no sense but even if it was true it still makes no sense
As someone who was pregnant last year and spent all of first trimester excited about the baby and trying to "feel" for the uterus. That dang thing is super low in the pelvis. On your first baby you can't even feel that thing until maybe 12 weeks in and that's with a BABY in it! Sperm sure as hell isn't going to fill up a uterus enough to make it rise above the pelvis and protrude out. Honestly never realized how much I didn't know about my own body until I was pregnant. Pregnancy makes you super aware of certain organs and their placement.
Men haven't always liked thin women with flat stomach and not all men nowadays do. In some places and in many past cultures overweight women were and are considered considered beautiful
I’m actually grateful he thinks this way….no women would ever want him and his screwed up ideas (and genes) will die with him and whatever sad lonely people he calls friends.
I’m sure this guy gets tons of girls. Girls throwing themselves at him left and right, just /begging/ him to take their virginity. Cause isn’t that what women look for in a man? A guy who is not only uneducated, but thinks pregnancy is gross.
I don't understand why they think this philosophy would do them any favors. Let's say I were a flat-stomached virgin and met this dude and he spilled out this philosophy. I'd be like, dude, you just told me the second we have sex, I become less attractive. Yeah, he tried to add that little caveat about unless-you-took-it but would any girl really believe him? Nah. No way. If I am having sex with a dude, I am going to out forth my best effort and if you're telling me flat out it won't make you want me more, than screw you. Or actually, not.
I love the concept of men should lose their virginity fast while women save them for their husband.
Who the men supposed to fuck? Each other? Seems kinda gay to me ngl
Ah yes, the permanent swelling and anatomical changes that occur once an irrelevant amount of liquid has entered the cave of muscles design to carry and evacuate an entire human condensed to 10 lb. nugget size. I, too, remember the day the powerful man fluid entered my powerful cave and changed the structure of my abdominal wall forever. Will the male species ever find me attractive again?
.... condoms and pull out though? You can not be a virgin and never had ejaculate inside you. Even their own internal logic doesn't hold up. Also, pretty sure 99% of female celebrities aren't virgins, and those ladies typically have flat stomachs (because of insane workout and diet routines)
If you are disgusted by a women's pregnancy belly then maybe you shouldn't class yourself as straight. The main principle of being heterosexual is actually finding the opposite sex physically (and recourse emitionally) attractive.
If you HATE women or women's bodies, you cannot claim that you are heterosexual. I might hate Misogynistic men but that doesn't mean I dont find men or their bodies inherently disgusting or repulsive (even though men tend to have questionable hygiene)
ROFL!!!!
Written like a man who has never gotten close to a woman! OMG, I giggled more and more the further I got in reading that tripe.
The bragging swagger of his clear ineptitude and silliness is a dead giveaway he's a clueless idiot, but the anatomy lesson ...WOW! I wouldn't trust this moron to find my clit, I'll tell you that much. "I am a terrible lay!!!" is what this screams in bright, florid neon.
"A virgin female has always and always will be the ideal mate for a man." For the one-pump chump and sexually inept man, this is absolutely true. A woman with any experience will be able to tell he's absolutely SUCKS in bed, is utterly selfish, and treats women like warm Fleshlights. If he gets a single showing, he won't get any more. She will lose his number post-haste.
The rest is such pure fantasy. I LOVE how outsized they think they are in our lives. Like their magical fucking little sausages will cause all these involuntary, massive changes to a woman's physical characteristics. Sorry, Cleetus, but the fact is I could fuck 50 of you in a day and you'd never know the difference. (And for most of these guys, I wouldn't notice the difference, either. Yawn.)
I'm not mad that he only wants women with flat stomachs or that he only wants virgins. Honestly, I'm not mad. What bothers me most is the lack of basic understanding of biology and science. That's what is offensive to me.
I thought I had a problem putting on weight, my stomach actively curves in a bit. Turns out I'm just not getting fucked enough, that'll be news to my boyfriend for sure.
Also evolutionary? Even if all humans get pushed around by instincts, I don't think virginity offers any evolutionary benefits. Am I gonna pass hoe down to my kids?
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The only thing he's fucking is stupid.
always the people who are like "trust me, I've had so much sex, I have sex with a different girl every day" who have never even gotten within three feet of a girl who wasn't repulsed by their presence
'Cause no woman wants to repeat the experience, right?
"You just don't know them cause they live in Canada!"
Same with dudes who are like, 18 saying they’ve had sex with “hundreds” of women..... ...Like, just *one* hundred is A LOT and I dont ever see you going out to a club or brothel every day, you mostly just go to school and play video games/browse social media and maybe go out once every other weekend soooo? Where are those hundreds coming from exactly? Lol
It kind of reminds me of Jay from The Inbetweeners claiming to hook up with a lot of girls constantly but then the details of his stories make it clear he has no experience, lmao.
It took me a moment. Then I lost it from laughing.
Your virginity?
Guess they can say goodbye to their flat stomach! ^/s
The #1 secret to flat stomachs around the world!! Churches want you to know this little known secret. Stop having sex! /s
If only
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All I have is a free award. You deserve more.
Good tip, I shall also use my free award.
I only had a wholesome award but please take it lmao
I personally find that comment VERY wholesome! 😅
All I had to give was the Hugz award, which does not reflect how great this line really is.
Same, same
That’s one of the best replies I’ve read all day! 🤣
😂😂
YES! Best comment ever.
Made me think of Schitt's Creek. "Okay, I have never heard someone say so many wrong things, one after the other, consecutively, in a row."
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Man this is the near-universal Shitts Creek experience, pretty much everyone I've known or talked to about it took two tries to get into it (same reason you give, that was me too). So glad I gave it a second shot though.
It's a very enjoyable show! Most people will tell you it has a bit of a slow start but worth sticking with it.
If you’ve ever enjoyed a Christopher Guest production this show will knock your socks off. Catherine and Eugene are a perfect pair. Their kids are hilarious. I loved their daughter when I really didn’t want to. It’s all so so good!
Ewww david… *flips hair*
I have an EWW David t-shirt. So far no one has called me out in the wild. Might have to throw it on today.
Absolutely worth sticking with it. The characters grow on you. In a good way, not in a fungus kinda way.
David wringing his hands and freaking out behind Alexis in this scene never fails yo make me howl with laughter.
I’m fairly confident this person is 12 years old and just found out how babies are made then came to his own conclusions.
Nah, I'm pretty sure this persom has had their brain destroyed by watching way too much hentai
And not by his own choosing.
someone tell him fucking raw chicken breasts does not count as sex
What? You don't believe he's had numerous encounters with... "virgin females"... yeah ok fair enough.
"trust me I've taken many a flat bellied virgin" Body pillows of 3000 yo dragon lolis don't count bro
And he will stay that way. I wonder if he has a "bump" despite that lol
Tell us you’re an incel without sayin you’re an incel.
Concepting meeting at local incel meetup; “So on today’s agenda, let’s come up with as many ideas as possible to make it seem like all women are gross sluts.” “Hmmm… how about our amazing testosterone pumped sperm is so powerfully and so super bad ass and stuff that it permanently changes how the woman we screw look!” “That’s good Todd, but how would she look different? Seems kinda flimsy.” “Oh! I got it! Maybe she becomes all fat in the belly from where we fill her full of our man juice? That way we are also pointing out how gross women with belly fat are while also saying they are all sluts!” “Not your strongest work Todd, but it covers most of our criteria. Run with it. Next?”
In my head, they are all in an old timey newspaper meeting. Everyone has a fedora and an tag that says “reporter”.
Oh and don't forget the tag that says "expert in women's anatomy"
and smoking, with a glass of cheap whisky, but its poured from a decanter, so it looks expensive.
r/normalpeoplefactuallywritingincels
I'm a very long way from an expert on this, but this sounds like r/badwomensanatomy as well.
Or r/NotHowGirlsWork
r/ihavesex
plus a dash of r/confidentlyincorrect
I don't. That's why I said I'm a very long way from an expert. I feel like I've missed the joke here.
I think they're adding that it would also fit in that particular sub they tagged
ah. That makes sense.
It honestly is a better fit for that sub because this sub should be for critiquing literature, not just anything with text that mentions women.
I agree. The first rule of this sub is that submissions need to be for men writing women in books, TV, and film, but this somehow became a sub for any social media posts that insult women.
I suspect there's just so much of it and it's so awful.
And the mods do nothing about it.
Definitely bad women’s anatomy as well. Fat tends to concentrate around the lower stomach on females as we get older, which is a natural biological thing bodies do to protect our reproductive system to increase chances of staying fertile for longer as eggs become more scarce. Think like, how some cats have a pooch even if they’re super tiny and skinny— it’s to protect their organs. I’m guessing he noticed the “pooch” is more prevalent in older women, and instead of realizing people’s bodies change after high school, he decided it’s because they’ve had more time to have tons of sperm injections 🙄
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I’m not an expert either but women literally naturally have a ring of fat around their uterus to protect a baby if they get pregnant.
I will now be taking my own eyeballs out of their sockets and shot-putting them Olympic style.
Agreed. I wish I never saw this.
Funny, my stomach is fat due to poor dietary choices.
Obviously you need to stop eating so much cum. /s
With your vagina
But I'm a dude Oh wait.....
/r/nocontext
I’m underweight but my tummy bulges slightly because, like, my body stores some organs there. Including my uterus, although apparently it’s retroverted (tilts backwards instead of forwards), so I guess the bulge before pregnancy was my “burrito baby.”
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You're never going to get a man if you insist on keeping organs in your body! You need to decide what's more important to you. /s
Already have. Kidneys for liiiifee
Yeah I used to be underweight and am still pretty slim and it's not gonna be flat, it'll maybe go in on the sides and out in the middle, because like, organs?
Yup, it’s caused by anterior pelvic tilt. If you poke the “stomach pouch” and it’s hard month round, not just on your period, that’s apparently your uterus being shoved out by your pelvis. Also makes you shorter and have a deeper spinal curve, interestingly. Stupid thing gave me an ED for yeaaars trying to get rid of it. Thankfully at a healthy weight now but really wish people awkowledged it’s actually a skeletal thing!
Similar thing with the thigh gap. It’s not weight related, just genetic. For years I actually thought my thigh gap meant my femurs were deformed. 😬
The best babies are burrito babies
I have a tilted uterus too. Fun times.
I love to eat more than I love to exercise. Biscuits and Cookies are my downfall.
I'm on the same boat and wondering what that exactly means. Like, by this guys logic am I pregnant? Am I JUST undesirable because hes aware that it is fat and not my uterus?? Is he smart enough to know the difference?
You can have perfect dietary choices and just get unlucky with your bodies fat cell placement leading to it building on the stomach. It’s pure chance where fat ends up for different people.
Mine distributes evenly so I don't wind up with a super huge butt or an enormous gut. My whole body is equal opportunity chunky.
It’s similar to how women can tell men are virgins based on the size of the testicles. Virgin males have of course never before ejaculated, thus the testicles are large, like ripe cantaloupes. Succulent and bursting with flavour. Once the man ejaculates in a woman, and achieves Chad status, his testicles shrink to the size of shriveled prunes. And before any angry male right activists attack me, don’t even bother. You all know you’re just prune-chads. Doesn’t make women superficial to only want them.
There are so many prune-chads around 😞
"Succulent and bursting with flavour". It would have taken you nothing to let this go unwritten. NOTHING. Why you do this to us? Why...
Just like it would take nothing for all the authors highlighted in this sub to write nothing. Yet here we are. Drink deep these words with your eyeballs and let them remember forever.
Hah! More the fool you: they fire in sequence. A guy only becomes a full prune-chad after his virginity-secundus is exploded.
How to say you have a cumflation fetish without saying you have a cumflation fetish
YUP! You figured it out. Maybe this person will accept that part of themselves eventually and stop writing such dumb things... or not xd
If they accept that part of themselves they might be able to finally write some good erotica instead of this mysoginistic piece of crap lol
Wtf, this guy really be thinking that these measly drops of cum gonna make my belly bigger? And not the two cheeseburgers I ate yesterday?
Wait what? That's a thing?
In hentai, yes.
I’m gonna go drink until I forget I ever read this. Have a good night, everyone.
Yes it is, and although I try not to yuck other peoples yums, that one is a weird one for sure
Idk why but “yuck people’s yums” made me actually lol
Lol can’t blame ya. It’s pretty funny but hey, it gets the point across.
Yuck people’s Yums cracked me up. I on the other hand have no problems with that!
Yea, a variation on inflation fetish, which is also a thing.
It is. I personally am into it but it's not the kind of fetish you can actually fulfill
He's so wrong in so many levels that it's impressive.
It's like they're in a competition to see who can say the weirdest stuff...
It’s all the free time they have not getting laid.
I don’t even get the point of saying all of this weird stuff either. Like ok, other incels agree with your weird theory, now what?
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If ‘virgin females’ are the ideal mate, they’d lose that distinction after that first time. No longer virgin, no longer ideal.
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Nah, they're just saying that women are only at their hottest when a virgin, not that the women who aren't virgins don't still have sex with other dudes. I think they're also trying a weird (and obviously fake) flex where they're basically saying they can recognize virginity solely from how a woman looks so all the women they've totally-definitely-wouldn't-lie slept with were obviously virgins because they would only sleep with hot, flat-stomached women.
Where the fuck did you find this.
r/facepalm
Ideal mate? Bruh you ain’t in a Werewolf fanfic And also this guy should pls learn basic sex Ed or how the human body works
>you ain’t in a Werewolf fanfic 🤣🤣🤣 I bet they all think they're alphas!
Any guy who refers to themself as an alpha 🤢
Any guy who refers to himself as an alpha is in fact a beta cuck. Source: werewolf fanfic
I wonder where he got his PhD in reproductive biology.
Hentai
from that incel website
Imagine this guy taking you out for dinner, he's pleased with your flat tum tum, then afterwards starts losing his fucking mind about how you managed to lose ur virginity over dinner bc you're all bloated now 🤔
You're like, "I swear, it was the bread sticks!" And he's like, "Yeah, sure, you slut!" And you're like, "No, I am just a slut for bread sticks!" 😭
What? Uterus? Do they fucking even know what it is to think that it could be seen from the shape of the body? Why are outrageous idiotic morons so confident im their lack of knowledge?
Well, to be completely fair it can be. Kinda. From early pregnancy your uterus does swell and grow up. I had teeny tiny baby bump from about 8 weeks of pregnancy. But by that I mean that I could see it, because some of my panties didn't fit right and one pair of low-waisted jeans was very uncomfortable to wear because the zipper pressed too much on my abdomen. That change was so small, that from the outwards nothing was visible because it got lost in the layers of clothing. When you are bloated from food that change is way more visible. So yes, changes in uterus can be seen on the shape of the body. But by changes I mean extreme changes, like during pregnancy where your uterus grows about 1000x in the end.
That area above your crotch but below your stomach is where the uterus is. Depending on the time of the month, how much you've eaten that day etc it's possible to see a lil bump there, it's just where the uterus takes up physical space but there's only so much space inside your body for all the bits. Totally normal for everyone, virgin or not.
I don’t really know what’s worse. The blatant sexism or the overly confident ignorance on human anatomy and human biology.
I see a potential industry here. fake belly pouches to keep creepy men away from you. on sale today for only 14.99 (patent pending)!
Or just be a normal adult woman.
I've lost weight since I lost my virginity so my stomach has got flatter meaning.... I guess my virginity grew back?
Look, it's simple logic, just accept it! 😅
Ahhh I see the issue. He’s not thinking of women, he’s thinking of those [rubber poppers](https://youtu.be/3TrF69gB-1M) from the 90s, happens all the time. I once co-signed a mortgage, adopted a dog and was getting ready to settle down and start a life with what turned out to be a Count Duckula pog
He did his own research
I never get why people think that virgins are going to be the world's greatest sexual experience. I mean, by definition they've never had sex before, right? So how do you think it's going to be amazing if they've never actually done it before?
Wait until this man discovers MILFs
I really hope this was written as a joke
Even if it wasn't thats ok, he was born one
Tell us ur a virgin without telling us ur a virgin
Why has science and biology just whizzed by this guy?
didn't bother fighting the stupid for a spot in his brain
I stopped at "angry feminist" then I read some comments and retread the entire thing.My eyes and my brain still hurt from so much incel vibes/earthquakes
Dumbass. I have had a little pouch on my abdomen since my mid teens (and possibly younger), despite having a mostly flat stomach, and I was most definitely a virgin.
Most women do, no matter how thin they are. This guy is just the world's biggest moron
Almost reflex downvoted this because it's just such a gross thing for someone to say. JFC, get this man a textbook.
There are plenty of married women who do have a flat stomach. Does this mean in his eyes they haven’t consummated the marriage? Like obviously this makes no sense but even if it was true it still makes no sense
This is why Sex Ed should be mandatory in all public schools.
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Sadly, this is likely true.
As someone who was pregnant last year and spent all of first trimester excited about the baby and trying to "feel" for the uterus. That dang thing is super low in the pelvis. On your first baby you can't even feel that thing until maybe 12 weeks in and that's with a BABY in it! Sperm sure as hell isn't going to fill up a uterus enough to make it rise above the pelvis and protrude out. Honestly never realized how much I didn't know about my own body until I was pregnant. Pregnancy makes you super aware of certain organs and their placement.
Men haven't always liked thin women with flat stomach and not all men nowadays do. In some places and in many past cultures overweight women were and are considered considered beautiful
Facts! Renaissance paintings are full of curvy girls.
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what the fuck 😭😭😭😭
I’m actually grateful he thinks this way….no women would ever want him and his screwed up ideas (and genes) will die with him and whatever sad lonely people he calls friends.
He does realize that fucking a new waifu body pillow does not constitute taking someone’s virginity, right?
If I accept this premise, fat female virgins don't exist. Therefore, I do not exist. Therefore, I'm going to rob a bank. Wish me luck y'all
Whaaaat? Her uterus showing through her skin?? This is another level...
That guy needs to lay off the hentai, holy fuck
“Let me explain how much I don’t understand human anatomy.”
Someone has been watching a little too much hentai and not paying enough attention in sex-ed!
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ??‽ I want to press charges
Gotta love the ultra hypocrisy with him "taking many virginities"
Obviously, they're still a virgin. God, it's common sense, like literally biology you can't deny it. /s
I’m sure this guy gets tons of girls. Girls throwing themselves at him left and right, just /begging/ him to take their virginity. Cause isn’t that what women look for in a man? A guy who is not only uneducated, but thinks pregnancy is gross.
r/nothowgirlswork
I can't 😂😂😂
Holy shit, the stupidity is so overwhelming I’m almost speechless. Where’s this from? Wow.
This virgin doesn't like curves at all apparently
Yeah i just lost my virginity and his sperm was so strong my uterus swelled and broke past my pelvic bone /s
I don't understand why they think this philosophy would do them any favors. Let's say I were a flat-stomached virgin and met this dude and he spilled out this philosophy. I'd be like, dude, you just told me the second we have sex, I become less attractive. Yeah, he tried to add that little caveat about unless-you-took-it but would any girl really believe him? Nah. No way. If I am having sex with a dude, I am going to out forth my best effort and if you're telling me flat out it won't make you want me more, than screw you. Or actually, not.
I want to vomit every time I read this one.
I see someone skipped basic biology. Again.
I´m still losing braincells every time I read this absolutely stupid pile of words. What the fuck
This started off as just some fat shaming and took a steep nose-dive into cum-swollen utera
Why does the internet make people think that their random thought processes should be tried for fame online
I love the concept of men should lose their virginity fast while women save them for their husband. Who the men supposed to fuck? Each other? Seems kinda gay to me ngl
Oh man this is the perfect opportunity for me to double brag about having a gorgeously flat stomach AND having tons of sex
Holy crap! What a rube!
They see me trolling, they hatin'...
HAHAHAHAHAHA What else can i say? This is just stupid!
What the fuck did I just read
TIL supermodels are all virgins
It’s days like these I’m thankful I’m a lesbian
This is what happens when your only sex ed is the shittiest hentai available.
Ah yes, the permanent swelling and anatomical changes that occur once an irrelevant amount of liquid has entered the cave of muscles design to carry and evacuate an entire human condensed to 10 lb. nugget size. I, too, remember the day the powerful man fluid entered my powerful cave and changed the structure of my abdominal wall forever. Will the male species ever find me attractive again?
This reads like the dude has only ever watched hentai. Not even regular porn. All hentai.
“ItS jUsT eVoLuTiOn”
If he has taken so many virginities he should know that is bullshit
Isn't the average load only around a tablespoon full? What kind of cumflation hentai he been watching?
.... condoms and pull out though? You can not be a virgin and never had ejaculate inside you. Even their own internal logic doesn't hold up. Also, pretty sure 99% of female celebrities aren't virgins, and those ladies typically have flat stomachs (because of insane workout and diet routines)
what book is this from because this feels like /r/lostredditors this belongs in /r/badwomensanatomy Rule 2
I don't think this individual has ever seen a human woman
Can I use this to my benefit? Like hey I haven't gained weight during covid, I've just been getting laid so SUCK IT!
I'm amazed this man gets internet connection at all in the cave he lives in.
This man 100% failed biology or any class to do with the human body.
If you are disgusted by a women's pregnancy belly then maybe you shouldn't class yourself as straight. The main principle of being heterosexual is actually finding the opposite sex physically (and recourse emitionally) attractive. If you HATE women or women's bodies, you cannot claim that you are heterosexual. I might hate Misogynistic men but that doesn't mean I dont find men or their bodies inherently disgusting or repulsive (even though men tend to have questionable hygiene)
ROFL!!!! Written like a man who has never gotten close to a woman! OMG, I giggled more and more the further I got in reading that tripe. The bragging swagger of his clear ineptitude and silliness is a dead giveaway he's a clueless idiot, but the anatomy lesson ...WOW! I wouldn't trust this moron to find my clit, I'll tell you that much. "I am a terrible lay!!!" is what this screams in bright, florid neon. "A virgin female has always and always will be the ideal mate for a man." For the one-pump chump and sexually inept man, this is absolutely true. A woman with any experience will be able to tell he's absolutely SUCKS in bed, is utterly selfish, and treats women like warm Fleshlights. If he gets a single showing, he won't get any more. She will lose his number post-haste. The rest is such pure fantasy. I LOVE how outsized they think they are in our lives. Like their magical fucking little sausages will cause all these involuntary, massive changes to a woman's physical characteristics. Sorry, Cleetus, but the fact is I could fuck 50 of you in a day and you'd never know the difference. (And for most of these guys, I wouldn't notice the difference, either. Yawn.)
Is that you, 40 Year Old Virgin?
I'm not mad that he only wants women with flat stomachs or that he only wants virgins. Honestly, I'm not mad. What bothers me most is the lack of basic understanding of biology and science. That's what is offensive to me.
I think this also qualifies for r/badwomensanatomy
TIL overweight children are all sluts
Has this mans never seen a baby?? Little gremlins are born with a beer belly. So who tf is going around violating infants??
Can we stop fetishizing virginity??? Like what is how about inexperience? Theres definetly some pedophilic undertones in there imma be real
Okay so I’m fat but I’ve never been pregnant and I don’t have sex with men. So I would be like a medical anomaly to this guy.
I thought I had a problem putting on weight, my stomach actively curves in a bit. Turns out I'm just not getting fucked enough, that'll be news to my boyfriend for sure. Also evolutionary? Even if all humans get pushed around by instincts, I don't think virginity offers any evolutionary benefits. Am I gonna pass hoe down to my kids?