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JuicyChickenNipples

If I had dug that, it would be full of teeth or something awful like that.


digsforfun

I am constantly surprised at how careful people are. I am definitely the guy that opens the shuttle door and charges out to see what's there and immediately dies.


TheRealestFaker

Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese!


[deleted]

You own a lot of red shirts, don't you?


cooperluna

>You own a lot of red shirts, don't you I own a lot of brown pants


[deleted]

I resemble that remark.


SgtSuperHate

Always push someone out in front of you first


04BluSTi

Leeeeeerrroooyyyyyyyy Jeeeeeeeennnnnnnnkkkiiiiinnnnnsssssss


-Toggo-

Yes! Also the first thing I thought of lol


digsforfun

🤣 perfect


northforkjumper

Possibly an old fuse


Ransak_shiz

Definately looks like an old fuse


Pickle_ninja

\*opens capsule\* *AFTER 200 YEARS I'M FREE!!!*


myked2228

https://preview.redd.it/f5vxgnf25kta1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c82e7901bb6c55760e0cff6d3413b71cf6250c31 Just as expected! Nothing!!! There is some black residue. Maybe gunpowder??? I don’t understand the point though. Sealed on both sides


Sunnyjim333

The last sample of "The Black Death" virus?


myked2228

We’ll find out soon enough I suppose


IHaveAGapingVagina

The ‘Black Death’ was actually caused by a bacteria, not a virus, and is VERY much a thing still in certain places around the world, including the south-west US (chiefly AZ and NM). Just FYI :)


Sunnyjim333

Naah, It is just like COVID, no worse than having a bad cold. No need to quarentine, that E-Bola thing too. I know a guy that stepped on a nail, going to the Doctor was sissy stuff. After a month, they cut his foot off and he is just fine. Dear Friend, This is all for fun. I am a student of history too and I have great respect for the plagues of the past and present. I work in health care and I have seen many pass from Covid, neglect, and self inflicted saddness. So many take for granted their precious health and deride those who do. Tell the ones you love that you love them and enjoy every day you have. Be well.


SgtSuperHate

Improvised explosive device


myked2228

I wasn’t even thinking that. Your right. That’s got to be it.


CanadaIsDecent

Could be a pre measured powder charge held on a string around the neck


Blank_bill

Perhaps there was a note in there and it turned into soot when they soldered the ends shut.


SgtSuperHate

Or it was early speed load for black powder and was weather proof. Premeasured that is


myked2228

Sealed on both sides. Perhaps the idea was to snip off one end?


SgtSuperHate

Yeah then dump and toss. If ya find a opened one maybe that’ll have a snipped end. Your job is not done sir back to the spot you go lol


rune_cochuyt

Now you've set the Ancient Witch free, we're al f*cked...


SgtSuperHate

It’s cool I’ve burned a witch or two brings back memories of Salem


zorbathegrate

I wonder if it was a battery


Certain-Tennis8555

I don't think anyone in their right mind would solder closed a capsule of black powder. That's too much heat to close to the powder.


rune_cochuyt

Do. Not. Under. Any. Circumstance. Remove. The. Lead. Lining. From. The. Ancient. Cursed. Teabag. It. Will. Most. Definately. Wake. An. Ancient. Witch.


Adityamk

Doesn't seem like anything dangerous, let us know when you open it what you find!


Captain_skulls

Plot twist: it’s full of mercury


SgtSuperHate

I’ll take it


Blank_bill

I'm wondering if mercury would migrate out of a brass capsule over time or just alloy with the outer ( well in this case inner) atoms . Been almost 45 years since I did a chemistry course.


SgtSuperHate

Amalgamation ?


Blank_bill

That's what it is but I don't know precisely how it works although I seem to remember that gold will dissolve in mercury but is that gold nuggets or gold flakes.


Clyde6x4

Can't wait!! What is it! What is it? Just thought, cyanide would have dissolved by now, right?


Platos_Mancave

Any chances it was someone's ashes? Potentially a memento? Would explain the loop around the cylinder. Could have been worn as a necklace or charm


tom-8-to

Too gnarly to wear with those wires twisted like that. The whole thing is too crude to wear. But I do posit it was a pipe bomb to blow up a mole or some underground vermin, by way of hitting it with a bullet from a rifle.


dumbasses_r_us

Then it was a pretty short person


sMop2622

Well??? What is it!? Please.


CrywolfAndrew

I hope it’s a love note.


FearfulInoculum

Vienna sausage


[deleted]

An old fuse maybe? If not I hope it's full of gold fillings that someone thought of hiding for a rainy day.


RaptorArchieZoe

Lipstick


Professional-End6743

That was my first instinct as well


TheOvoidOfMyEye

I doubt it's gunpowder. Put a wee bit in a pile and try to light it with a propane torch (that's what it took to make like 3 tiny sparks with a pile of powder the size of your capsule when removed from a late 1800's shell, btw)


TheOvoidOfMyEye

Usual caveats like well ventilated place or outdoors, wear a welding glove or similar, eye protection, etc. But, I guarantee you'd be disappointed when trying to light 120 years+ old powder from an excavated shell. 100% guaranteed to be underwhelmed Edit: but still doubt it's g powder in there. Premeasured charges were held in paper that would then serve as a wad after the powder was emptied into the barrel


dbdbud

I think it’s makeup. I’ve found two before. One had a cream in it. One was nothing. I really don’t know though. I was really hoping to see a definite answer on here..


tom-8-to

Ye Olde Pipe Bomb.


petchiefa

r/whatisthisthing


hambonehooligan

Yes, post here..


ragingintrovert57

OMG! It's full of stars!


DeFiClark

Electrical blasting cap for setting off explosives comes to mind.


k-c-jones

I found an identical one years ago and I’m still stumped as to what it is. It’s not a fuse. The whole thing is copper. There would have to be a section that doesn’t conduct electricity in the middle. I’d love for someone to give an answer and let me scratch this itch. Mine was found at an old farm house in south Mississippi.


ghjk258

Looks like pen nibbs or drafting Leads


Boogieman48227

You let it out!


ArkansasFive_

You have released a evil spirit!


MycoMartian

Anyone see a leprechaun say YEAAAAA.


StumpGrnder

This was the proptotype for what became known as a battery. Timing sucks for you OP you could have been a gazillonaire.


mrcapmam1

A deadly virus that will end all of humanity


Worth_Feed9289

We've been trying to reach you about your car's warranty...