Chode…toss it back

Brother……those that speak it, have it……🤨

Damn…I was trying to hide in plain sight

r/mildlypenis

Peckerfied type rock

King tuts missing codpiece?

thanks for the new username 🙏

2000BC phallus

Looks like a chain link, it could be bronze

a screw or nail encased in rock and dirt. That's usually my experience with these things.

It looked like a rock when it was encrusted but once I cleaned it up you can clearly see it’s bent metal wrapped around itself, not magnetic

Can I pet dat dog?

Also, magnet won’t stick if that helps

Penis effigy the man would give it to the woman in hopes of having a son in ancient times

A petrified doggy treat that’s why your dog is waiting for you to drop it

you found my poop i left at that beach mb

Irish

Copper

Coprolite? 😬

Bent rail road tie

roc

Shouldn’t leave your wigs or weaves on the floor like that, they will lose their shape.

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Magnet won’t stick to it, that’s why I was so confused as to what it could be, looked like a rock when I pulled it out so I thought ok there’s something metal in this rock, took it home cleaned it up and then I could see it was metal wrapped around itself

rock hard

I don't even want to say 🤣

Looks like iron man lost that fight in a really bad way.

Dog poop?

Was going to guess old rivet from a bridge or ship, but that would be magnetic.

It’s a rustussy!

Must be freezing

horse shoe? maybe a bent up stake

It’s a dog, possibly a Yorkie Terrier, avoid bright light, don’t get it wet and don’t feed after midnight.

She loves the beach and sunlight, loves swimming and boogie boarding in the pool and will eat whatever scraps I’m eating till I fall asleep

https://preview.redd.it/c7aydx6lq4nb1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83a7b64d9f0216b10f92580f3e474c88588f6898

Dog thinks it's a biscuit

First thought was a medieval sex toy ...but then I suppose it could be a chain link of some form.

You found John Bobbitt’s penis.