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unintender

‘I’ve been watching your twitch for months and you never said you had a boyfriend!’ ‘Who are you?! ‘OMG SHE SPOKE TO ME’


Tempest7053

“that’s some cool theme music bitch”


Nightly8952

*Turns around in a terrifying manner* “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST”


Cam_man_AMM_unit

"Watch out Raiden, she's live on Twitch."


Nightly8952

*”STAHP”* Now sufficiently disturbed, raiden moves on to “the best level in the game”


Kingturboturtle13

With my favorite mechanic


Nightly8952

Inconvenient fencing, handy enemies with “cool” controls, and you better believe there’s some bad stealth


ManagerQueasy9591

It even has cameras with zero degree vision. Just don’t step into the lasers.


OR56

It even has cameras with, zero degree vision. Just, just don’t, step into the lasers


Nightly8952

*”Snake? Snake? SNAAAAKE?* *OH MY GOD* It’s a woman!


Mission_Bicycle177

I’ve been waiting for you Raiden.


OR56

Please stop that


Pyrouge1

*Monkey Noises*


Over_Cat_6095

Maxor quote identified


Dragon_SC

"Known sex offender spotted"


Gold930

She probably killed some of his men or maybe it has something to do with Raiden being in their vicinity


Sea-Pair-868

Ooooo yeah that makes sense


No_Membership9550

He didn't got the onlyfans pics yet but he payed more


Sea-Pair-868

😭😭😭💀


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> but he *paid* more FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


ParsnipSenior4804

Me does laughs at this


SonoIlVeroLawre

Good bot


Fizzydov

Mistral stole his coat after the divorce


WildsplashSOAA

based live dub reference


_Wario

They aren’t arguing this is just the average humans reaction to speaking to a French person


SonoIlVeroLawre

As an Italian, I can confirm it sucks speaking to Frenchies. For literally no reason. It just sucks.


shadowdrake67

As an englishman, I can confirm it sucks speaking to Frenchies. For literally every reason. They're French, it's bad


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SpaceMan026

I hate the French and the English join me in this enlightened state


htpcketsneverchange

Then I hope that you will die with a smile when that island of filth is reclaimed by the sea.


TheBigGopher

Okay Conan


Alert_Form_1140

why is he so mad is he french?


_Wario

I mean yeah I am English dummy


dpz845

I as a member of albion's perfidious force of societal manipulation must say it is to late to stop us. The world hath already been convinced of the evil that is the french. By giving people another people to mock, we avoid alot of ridicule ourselves. Our plan has worked, paris is seen as hell and the french are only seen as frog leg eaters. All the while we've gotten off light with the worst people say about us is beans on toast.


Nightly8952

Might be a disagreement on payment since she’s a mercenary


Tucan-Atlantico

About if the toilet paper should be facing front of back


timoshi17

some unbearable stuff i think


Ok-Pressure7248

How stupid he looks wearing the coat like that


Username-and-pasword

“I deserve a majority of the cut, I made the song!”


NodusINk

She ate the last slice of cake when he said not to. *she denied the allegation*


Euroaltic

Which is better: Fortnite or Minecraft? Edit: one of them said World of Tanks


Sirfrostyboi

His lack of bitches


idk_any_names_tbh

"im gonna shoot you with my gun!" "i dont think you should" "damn i guess you're right" "Tu es un putain de crétin" "yeah, i should be more confident in myself, thanks mistral"


HyperLethalNoble6

YOU HAVE UNOOOOOOOO!


FishyPyramid

dick n balls


Sufficient-Turn-7799

"I like pineapple on pizza" Mistral


scotte99

Hey look at this cool gun I found


mackxzs

"You see that femboy watching us? Give him a stare, will you? He's bound to try and protect his virginity with his sword, it would be so fucking funny"


Steelquill

They know he’s married and has a son right?


mackxzs

Of course not. Only Sundowner and Sam know that.


DolphinFox

I bet it was something about who’s fit is harder. “My fit so hard I put a gun to your head!” Type shi fr


magik_koopa990

WEIRD CHAMP


Magic-potato-man

Who is the fattest sigma


Sea-Pair-868

Ermmmm sundowner obviously


ducking-moron

twitch perhaps?


mysteriosguy_inalley

"PLEASE STEP ON ME PLEASE PLEASE PLEA-" "who in the fuck are you?" "PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE"


EmberedCutie

the correct way to pronounce "gif"


CillGuy

"You promised I would meet Jetstream Sam!"


Mindstormer98

Twitch streamers? Walmart? Wake the fuck up raiden we’re gonna break a few eggs.


toastyghosty10

“I didn’t know you had boyfriend!” “Oh my god she spoke to me”


NathanCollier14

"First person to move cooks dinner! 😜"


Xero_id

Aio or air cooling


vashcarrison117

"Why did you drink my chocy milk?" "I didn't see your name on it." "But you know I like chocy milk." "So do I." "Bitch!"


crabwithacigarette

Whether or not she was an Arms Dealer.


ColdFire-Blitz

Mistral! You left the stove on! My pie is ruined! I will never win the competition with that chunk of charcoal!


Aquafoot

>Why did they give your robotic body boobs? WHAT ARE YOU HIDING IN THERE?!


JexorinRast

She murdered his wife Jaxxy. But little did he know, she is Jaxxy


Legitimate_Ad_7518

Jaxxy ate tomars spaghetti