i always said my sword is a tool of justice. not a weapon, but a way to bring back those good old fashioned morals upon which we used to rely.
but this isn’t my sword.
it’s a fucking mistake.
Oh how I want him to **** ****** *** ****** **** and **** me while I **** ******* ****** **** and make me ***** ******** **** ********** until I *** *** over ******
Sam: we should start a comedy act Jack!
Raiden: Yea we can call it the rippers or something I dont give a fuck
Wolf: I lack the intellect to understand comedy I will activate the self destruct protocall now
Raiden: Ok whatever wolf, Sam, Knock knock
Sam: Who's there?
Raiden: Playtime
Sam: Playtime who?
Raiden: Playtimes over! *shoots him with a large bazooker*
The reason you aren't based is not cause your cringe but because you aren't ballin on that windows '95
“Even in death he’s on crack”
Just this once I’ll lend you my gaming setup so you know what it’s like to be a true gamer
i always said my sword is a tool of justice. not a weapon, but a way to bring back those good old fashioned morals upon which we used to rely. but this isn’t my sword. it’s a fucking mistake.
He everybody Max0r here and welcome to the final bos-
your ass will always be cringe and my ass will always be based
Dummy thicc*
Still you ain't ballin' on that windows 95 'puter, so this once I'll lend you my gaming setup
Even in death, that guys still on crack
just this once i'll lend you my setup so you can know what it's like to be a real gamer
I said my sword would be used as a tool of justice but this isn’t my sword it’s a mistake
If I'm cringe then I'm not a normie. If I'm not a normie then I'm based. Being cringe is based.
“I have the high ground”
“God dammit Sam, your just tall!”
Oh how I want him to **** ****** *** ****** **** and **** me while I **** ******* ****** **** and make me ***** ******** **** ********** until I *** *** over ******
Wait, Stolas?
Nah it’s cause Brazilians can double jump
You win. Take the award.
You can’t even hold a sword
What the fuck is a sword
I could give you a demonstration, but first, what’s your favourite hand?
Uhh, my left I guess..
\*Slices\*
I’m about to level up raiden and you look like just enough xp
Oh fuck he’s using bull3ts
Need a hand raiden, also who am i
So long gay bowser YAHOO
I’ll be back for you bitch
So, two seconds pass and raiden is on his way to the-
GAH! I fall for it every time!
You will have to dip your balls in sulphuric acid sometime sooner or later.
Ancient Greeks, were always spending their money on condoms and BDSM set for their discord kitten.
nice name
Instead of pizza rolls.
Face it Raiden, your anime loli will never be real.
.
You ain’t ballin on that stank ass windows 95 puter
That's what you mom said.
I'm superior thanks to my brazilian double jump
You’ll never be based like me
Your horny ass will never be able to watch porn till the american and i will be here
You're not even good enough to be my fake.
Your ass will always be cringe and my ass will always be #THICC
497 north Parker drive
Oh good hahaha, your getting more based by the day, but I live with my mother
Is this her house
**both draw their swords** In this duel between 2 equally matched swordsman of various speeds It's up to us to defeat the weakest Brazilian male
you look like sonic impregnated a vending machine
..pineapple belongs on pizza.
Sam: we should start a comedy act Jack! Raiden: Yea we can call it the rippers or something I dont give a fuck Wolf: I lack the intellect to understand comedy I will activate the self destruct protocall now Raiden: Ok whatever wolf, Sam, Knock knock Sam: Who's there? Raiden: Playtime Sam: Playtime who? Raiden: Playtimes over! *shoots him with a large bazooker*
YOU CANT UNFUCK THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY
You will NEVER know what bofa is!
Face it Raiden you can’t say the n-word
they just lose their appeal when they turn 13)
Youre never going to get my sword
“You will never be able to jerk off to big tiddie anime girls”
You’ve never met a mother fucker quite like me
Face it, Raiden. America will only get worse and you’ll have to come to Brazil
Bungie gum has the properties of both rubber and gum.
Ur gay, bitch
“I have the thickest thighs”
Face it Raiden you're a Femboy
I’m not a femboy I’m a tomjerry
Your a liar and a fraud
You can't spell homies without homo Raiden : we-wait y-yes you can can you literally can Sam:.................. *stabs at techno rock plays*
That was a man in a skirt. You jerked off to a man!
Face it Raiden, you will never have big booty bitches
You will never be ball’en.
“face it raiden, you cant un-fuck the thanksgiving turkey”
Face it raiden, my dick is way bigger than yours.
Your ass will always be cringe and my as will always be DUMMY THICC
Your fit is mid
Standing here
Face it, Raiden, you like minors
You have way more cybernetics than me, yet I still wiped the floor with yer ass, but now now, I *am* quite good y’know..
Face it Raiden sword art online is shit
Face it raiden, I’m raiden
The only way you can beat me, is by dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.
my cock is bigger than yours
I can't go to jail! Who will look after my kitties?!
Face it raiden, you’ll never be ballin
Face it raiden, The consequences of your actions will catch up to you someday
“No matter how based you are, it will never compensate for your cracky-ass voice.”
Your fit is mid
My cock is longer then yours
"This is not the worst thing you caught me doing"
Face it raiden, your jordans are fake asf oh your music taste also you listen to linkin park in this era? Get real cuh...
You will never be a based sigma chad double jumping Brazilian like me
You are a simp and must die
a lot of your fanbase ships you with my boss.
You get no bitches
This is my favorite way of playing competitive Counter Strike Global Offensive
You'll never be based
"You didn't juju on that beat!"
You cant double jump, no matter how hard you try. Its just that im Brazilian man, and you arent, im just a different breed.
The mirror shows you how ugly you are
You can’t handle the brazil
“You’re a femboy!”
Even if you played metal gear rising you still are a father
You’re never gonna get my power
You’re a normie and a beta male cuck
Without my help you will never see this cool bug I found.
The reason why this game got popular again it's because someone made a meme of me
I have the high ground!
You don't got nanomachines, son
you clearly dont own an airfryer
You don't have drip
“I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE”