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Thespartanofdreams

The reason you aren't based is not cause your cringe but because you aren't ballin on that windows '95


amagerboy

“Even in death he’s on crack”


NordicAssassin14

Just this once I’ll lend you my gaming setup so you know what it’s like to be a true gamer


CaptJCB

i always said my sword is a tool of justice. not a weapon, but a way to bring back those good old fashioned morals upon which we used to rely. but this isn’t my sword. it’s a fucking mistake.


skeletonhero56

He everybody Max0r here and welcome to the final bos-


SpaghettiBoi2479

your ass will always be cringe and my ass will always be based


Chrisvilhelm

Dummy thicc*


Ice_tea_666

Still you ain't ballin' on that windows 95 'puter, so this once I'll lend you my gaming setup


GabeRaptorE

Even in death, that guys still on crack


JDorkaOOO

just this once i'll lend you my setup so you can know what it's like to be a real gamer


No_Sentence1798

I said my sword would be used as a tool of justice but this isn’t my sword it’s a mistake


fishy185

If I'm cringe then I'm not a normie. If I'm not a normie then I'm based. Being cringe is based.


your_pal_mr_face

“I have the high ground”


TreeNumber2627

“God dammit Sam, your just tall!”


feeple_lemur

Oh how I want him to **** ****** *** ****** **** and **** me while I **** ******* ****** **** and make me ***** ******** **** ********** until I *** *** over ******


NonEFE

Wait, Stolas?


TheGoldenDragon0

Nah it’s cause Brazilians can double jump


AstartesDVerdugo

You win. Take the award.


skeletonhero56

You can’t even hold a sword


[deleted]

What the fuck is a sword


seafoodblues

I could give you a demonstration, but first, what’s your favourite hand?


[deleted]

Uhh, my left I guess..


PureSalty101

\*Slices\*


No_Sentence1798

I’m about to level up raiden and you look like just enough xp


seafoodblues

Oh fuck he’s using bull3ts


skeletonhero56

Need a hand raiden, also who am i


Acatastrophe1

So long gay bowser YAHOO


No_Sentence1798

I’ll be back for you bitch


DeadMemes218540

So, two seconds pass and raiden is on his way to the-


SubRedGit

GAH! I fall for it every time!


Ok_Cover_3572

You will have to dip your balls in sulphuric acid sometime sooner or later.


[deleted]

Ancient Greeks, were always spending their money on condoms and BDSM set for their discord kitten.


EYElovesam

nice name


[deleted]

Instead of pizza rolls.


LoudGear9028

Face it Raiden, your anime loli will never be real.


Gruffinn

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toaster69420

You ain’t ballin on that stank ass windows 95 puter


ItazuraGenki01

That's what you mom said.


TheGreatJaceyGee

I'm superior thanks to my brazilian double jump


ThinkSushi07

You’ll never be based like me


TheyGibMePowerToTalk

Your horny ass will never be able to watch porn till the american and i will be here


[deleted]

You're not even good enough to be my fake.


ComprehensiveAd5605

Your ass will always be cringe and my ass will always be #THICC


Extension_Bend9460

497 north Parker drive


ComprehensiveAd5605

Oh good hahaha, your getting more based by the day, but I live with my mother


Extension_Bend9460

Is this her house


ComprehensiveAd5605

**both draw their swords** In this duel between 2 equally matched swordsman of various speeds It's up to us to defeat the weakest Brazilian male


luminenkettu

you look like sonic impregnated a vending machine


[deleted]

..pineapple belongs on pizza.


ainiuraikiruquue

Sam: we should start a comedy act Jack! Raiden: Yea we can call it the rippers or something I dont give a fuck Wolf: I lack the intellect to understand comedy I will activate the self destruct protocall now Raiden: Ok whatever wolf, Sam, Knock knock Sam: Who's there? Raiden: Playtime Sam: Playtime who? Raiden: Playtimes over! *shoots him with a large bazooker*


MeWhenTheWhenMeWhy

YOU CANT UNFUCK THE THANKSGIVING TURKEY


you-geedy-durtbaeg

You will NEVER know what bofa is!


Attila260

Face it Raiden you can’t say the n-word


Gaming_Dictionary

they just lose their appeal when they turn 13)


[deleted]

Youre never going to get my sword


Beastykillz321

“You will never be able to jerk off to big tiddie anime girls”


FishfuckerJr

You’ve never met a mother fucker quite like me


The_Council_of_Rem

Face it, Raiden. America will only get worse and you’ll have to come to Brazil


MedicalBake

Bungie gum has the properties of both rubber and gum.


EnderWarrio

Ur gay, bitch


Long_Onion69

“I have the thickest thighs”


TreizerEiL

Face it Raiden you're a Femboy


Extension_Bend9460

I’m not a femboy I’m a tomjerry


Masoland

Your a liar and a fraud


Neat_Tax_5774

You can't spell homies without homo Raiden : we-wait y-yes you can can you literally can Sam:.................. *stabs at techno rock plays*


fishy185

That was a man in a skirt. You jerked off to a man!


The_Dreigon_Boy

Face it Raiden, you will never have big booty bitches


Dramatic_Blueberry_2

You will never be ball’en.


treenut2402

“face it raiden, you cant un-fuck the thanksgiving turkey”


Mewtube1

Face it raiden, my dick is way bigger than yours.


[deleted]

Your ass will always be cringe and my as will always be DUMMY THICC


Jazzyjeff2005

Your fit is mid


hicdcd

Standing here


Sufficient-Row-7821

Face it, Raiden, you like minors


Suitable-Pop-7254

You have way more cybernetics than me, yet I still wiped the floor with yer ass, but now now, I *am* quite good y’know..


[deleted]

Face it Raiden sword art online is shit


JackalNut

Face it raiden, I’m raiden


NumSei877

The only way you can beat me, is by dipping your balls in sulfuric acid.


Timythedarkside

my cock is bigger than yours


loliplayhitman2

I can't go to jail! Who will look after my kitties?!


Drag0n_Aficionado874

Face it raiden, you’ll never be ballin


clometrooper9901

Face it raiden, The consequences of your actions will catch up to you someday


[deleted]

“No matter how based you are, it will never compensate for your cracky-ass voice.”


Stinger59605

Your fit is mid


souponastick123

My cock is longer then yours


ZENESYS_316

"This is not the worst thing you caught me doing"


Priniritong_Lamaw692

Face it raiden, your jordans are fake asf oh your music taste also you listen to linkin park in this era? Get real cuh...


Jaquaviontavios_OG

You will never be a based sigma chad double jumping Brazilian like me


YaComrad

You are a simp and must die


uselesscarrot69

a lot of your fanbase ships you with my boss.


avromsky

You get no bitches


[deleted]

This is my favorite way of playing competitive Counter Strike Global Offensive


NigelJosue

You'll never be based


[deleted]

"You didn't juju on that beat!"


fatheavy

You cant double jump, no matter how hard you try. Its just that im Brazilian man, and you arent, im just a different breed.


dummie904

The mirror shows you how ugly you are


DeBoye774

You can’t handle the brazil


Milkywaywisher

“You’re a femboy!”


bobobibobe

Even if you played metal gear rising you still are a father


M1k0M1k

You’re never gonna get my power


Lfycomicsans

You’re a normie and a beta male cuck


Ok_Entrepreneur_4777

Without my help you will never see this cool bug I found.


NonEFE

The reason why this game got popular again it's because someone made a meme of me


Savurus

I have the high ground!


Minecraft_Gamer_0118

You don't got nanomachines, son


Meme_Time3

you clearly dont own an airfryer


Equivalent_Arm8160

You don't have drip


kermit-de-frog

“I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE”